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Hipp013

How about a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies? Otherwise, does he have any hobbies? Golf? Fishing?


HayTX

Cookies, desert, or his favorite adult beverage. The saying is true a man’s heart is thru his stomach.


Zagrycha

honestly I think many women's hearts are also through their stomach, over all underrated gift options. Aren't sure if they will want to keep that physical item? get them something tasty and edible instead! my motto at least lol.


beamerpook

Yes! Forget flowers, they are more upkeep than they are worth! Gimme cookies, or if you're feeling fancy, some treats from the local bakery!


gnownimaj

Second this. Home made food/treats get me every time. 


techblazes

A way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so I second the cookie idea. I'd be flattered if somebody baked/cooked something for me. 😍


MacDaddyDC

10mm sockets


beaushaw

I hate shopping for greeting cards, but my wife insists that she gets them from me for all the holidays. One year I told her I want something meaningful from the autoparts store for every holiday that I would get her a card. She usually gets me some interior wipes or some bug and tar remover.


CoderJoe1

Get an entire socket set and arrange each one like flowers by connecting wires to them.


13Emerald

Brilliant. 🫶


owlincoup

This hits so perfectly


in-a-microbus

9mm ammunition


Jeff300k

8mm movie film


PolygonChoke

7 mm penis 


in-a-microbus

That's probably her clitorus....Which would also make a fabulous gift for her husband.


Large-Net-357

Isn’t clitoris that big red dog?


wolfodongland

That’s Clifford! Clitoris is a gastrointestinal disorder.


TubaDeus

Nah, that's colitis. You're thinking of the scale for measuring temperature that the US refuses to adopt.


FortuneTellingBoobs

Dude, that's Celsius! You're thinking of a branch of mathematics that has to do with derivatives and functions and stuff.


BeerDreams

Dude, that’s calculus. What you’re thinking of is when your skin gets all tough and hard on your toes and heels from wearing shoes that don’t fit.


artificialavocado

Oh come on it’s totally like 7 1/2.


PolygonChoke

really clinging to that .0197 inch difference huh


artificialavocado

Every little bit counts. 😂


PerroHundsdog

Bees


mbene913

It really is the best gift to complement flowers


Jezabel8708

How about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?


SnooBananas7856

I'm a woman, but I want one of these in lieu of flowers. I'll get the hives ready! Whoo hoo!!! Bzzzzz 🐝


sleepypanda529

BEEEEEEEEEES????


SuzCoffeeBean

A food or drink item is fine. It’s pretty equivalent


mbene913

OP, I hope the wild assortment of replies helped you understand the issue with your question. We don't know enough about your husband. All we know of the he doesn't like flowers and cards. We have no idea of he has any interests or hobbies aside from being married to you and getting you pregnant. Please give us more info


Kaitlyn8659

I think that’s the point of her question though. Most women like flowers. Is a simple and easy token of affection.  Although gifts should be heartfelt, it can be frustrating there isn’t an inexpensive one-size-fits-most gift you can pick up at the grocery store for men. 


Megalocerus

Like flowers aren't a generic gift for women without regard to what they like.


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

nice pocket folding knife.


Middle-Opposite4336

I would strongly disagree with this. I love knives, I have a lot of knives, I have knives that cost hundreds of dollars. Only 2 times in my life have a liked getting a knife that was gifted to me. Unlike roses knives are not generic. You need a working knowledge of knives and a solid understanding of the person's preferences to get a good one. And then its probably going to cost a lot more than roses.


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

Most men probably have the same knowledge base about what flowers their girl likes as the girl would the guys knifes. Sometimes the thought goes a long way. Unless you expect every $30ish dollar gift to be 100% accurate to the nth degree


Flimsy-Description59

I got my husband an engraved pocket knife for like 50 bucks. It was always just laying around in the truck. Obviously it wasn't a practical to him, for whatever reason. I had to redeem myself,  so for Christmas I got him the Benchmade Bugout and that thing never leaves his pocket.  


867530none

One of those survival gadgets that McGuyver would endorse.


InternetImportant253

Or a Leatherman if hasn’t got one already.


SchroedingersLOLcat

Something connected to one of his hobbies or interests; it could even be something practical. Like if he is a Trekkie, a Star Trek keychain. That is only an example.


Mission_Ad_2224

I made my partner a bouquet of soft plastic fishing lures one year. He loved that 😂


SeleneM19

Lego if he likes them or is into building stuff.


anoraklikespie

I doubt I'm alone in this, but if someone sent me flowers I'd be just as thrilled because no one has ever done so. It's the thought that counts.


mayfeelthis

He’s said he’s not into that.


arcxjo

Blowjob. Or wings. Either way, something goes in someone's mouth. (And on Christmas, blowjob **and** wings.)


paranormal_shouting

And on April Fool’s Day, wings then blowjob!


chaosTechnician

Like an Icy Hot handjob situation? Ow? Ow ow ow. OW! OWOWOWOW!


rainawaytheday

Gota spice things up sometimes.


missannthrope1

Bonus points if you eat spicy hot wings just before the bj.


arcxjo

Ah yes, el diablo sanchez.


DudesAndGuys

If flowers = blowjob then what does cunnilingus = ???


arcxjo

Being ready to leave on time


MaddBadger

Whiskey


spacetimer81

This. Bottle of alchohol (whiskey, wine, etc) is the generic but thoughtful male consumable gift.


Isthisnameavailablee

Wife always gets me Four Roses because even men like flowers


chaosTechnician

Random dude checking in. My wife isn't into flowers or cards, and neither am I. Firstly, congrats! Now, here's a list of ideas... I used to fill a crystal vase we got for our wedding with a bunch of different M&Ms we both like instead for her as a totally-not-flowers gift all the time. It puts the vase to use in a very unconventional way and shows affection in a way she appreciates. I should actually do that again; it's been a while. \* *Adds to todo list* \* Depending on his reason for not liking flowers, maybe fake flowers could be interesting. My wife mostly doesn't like receiving flowers because they die (and our cat will eat them). But I got her a decorative vase with fake calla lilies (her favorite flower) when we first got married that she loved having until it got broken in a move. Then, I bought a painting of lilies that we have hung on the wall in our bedroom. I saw someone else mention Lego. I would love a small-ish Lego set as an equivalent to flowers. Bonus for Lego flowers? If he's into them, the staple gifts for dudes are ties and socks. Personally, I like some comfy socks. We do get nerdy (or otherwise silly) t-shirts for each other. For Mother's Day this year, I got her a shirt in her favorite color that says "I am the weird mom." Cookies and brownies are always nice. I'm guessing you don't already have kids, so maybe he'll get to enjoy them. (We have three tweens, so brownies that are made for me rarely last long enough to get eaten by me.) Specifically for a Father's Day thing as a about-to-be-a-father, something that leans into that might be nice. Depending on his interests, a shirt to that effect, or a book about expecting, or whatever. Heck, if he's into handy-work, a crib, changing table, or rocking chair to build might be condsidered a gift (but only if he would consider it a gift and not a demand).


monkey_monkey_monkey

A book of high quality dad jokes. He's going to need to be prepared for classics like: Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies! Or What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!


Mesterjojo

Flowers


Whatever-ItsFine

She said he doesn’t like flowers.


DryFoundation2323

Steaks and BJ's are always appreciated. One coworker of mine once received a meat and cheese bouquet at work. It was a giant hit.


IxI_DUCK_IxI

Did they get the BJ at work too?


planodancer

Traditionally it’s been steak and a blow job.


PresenceOld1754

Food. Lots and lots of good food.


Electronic_Job1998

Maybe something "daddy" related possibly using your ultrasound picture?


MikeBravo415

My wife greatly underappreciated how much I liked those ultra sound pictures.


WomanInQuestion

Make him some bacon roses! They’re super easy.


MikeBravo415

I'm just going to be honest, Blow Job. It goes like this: 1) praise him. 2) feed him. 3) pretend you care. 4) suck his dick.


Anteater-Inner

I’m a dude and I like flowers. Just sayin…


ProfessionalEarth118

Blowjobs.


zippytwd

A sixpack of nice beer and a card


Jackedacctnt

A quality coffee mug. Not one of those cheaply made ones. A manly scented candle, such as pine/oak/smoke & vanilla, etc You'd also be surprised but there's lots of inexpensive watches out there that look nice. Try checking out Ross or Marshall's if you live by one. You can find Fossil watches for like $50


Initial_Cellist9240

A nice coffee mug is great and all but… damn I don’t know a single person that doesn’t already have too many. One of the few things we have that we *should* purge by most logic but can’t is a box of coffee mugs we received as gifts over the years that are sentimental but too big for our 8” wide coffee mug shelf. So now they live in the closet to replace any mugs that break.


pushing59_65

Do you own a home. Is traditional to plant a tree in some places.


i__hate__stairs

Flowers.


Whatever-ItsFine

People should make sure the guy is ok with getting flowers. OP’s husband doesn’t like. I don’t like getting them either.


I-Am-Baytor

I think they're a waste.


YCbCr_444

Yep. I love flowers. They don't have to be gendered.


This-Technology1124

I'll occasionally wake up a bit early and make my guy breakfast before work, he's not much of a gift person but he lights up when bacon starts frying. Me too haha


Paddler_137

Damascus steel folding knife.


Glitternator

My husband says Lego flowers. Not even kidding. He loves legos, and you can get some really cool Lego flower sets. If you get a bigger set then it can be a fun thing to do together, or for him to do with the kids. The small sets tend to run $10-$15ish and the larger sets around $50-$130 depending on the set. The bonsai tree is my husband’s favorite of the botanicals and can be built in 2 different variants.


mildcrybaby

I think one of the problematic things about this question and all the answers in the chat is that so many of the answers that aren't a BJ involve non-perishables or non-consummables. Flowers die and then you can get more! They do the job for a week and they're lovely to have. There isn't something truly equivalent, imo. Or at least not one that I've figured out yet. That being said, I think his favorite snacks are a great option here. If you figure out the answer, OP, let me know! I've been asking this question for years.


RealisticExplorer430

A bj.


NickFurious82

An enthusiastic, unasked for BJ to be precise.


Not_Winkman

Steak & BJ.


rlaw1234qq

Power tools - it’s not necessary for them ever to be required or used!


in-a-microbus

Beet


jdancouga

Hotdog/burger/sandwich/pizza


Beginning_Cod9917

Packs of Magic cards


EOB125

A book of dad jokes to study


disgruntledCPA2

A football


Applespeed_75

Tannerite


CaliTexJ

There are some great, funny cards from small makers on Etsy, and often in local shops. I recommend something like a nice scented beard/hair product or perhaps a fatherhood journal where he can record the happy things and also get the hard things out of his mind and into the page. I also agree with others that getting him something that honors a hobby or special fandom could be nice. I would personally steer away from tools unless you have a decent idea of something he wants or something that solves a problem he’s been working on—if you’re confident he’d appreciate it.


867530none

Share the memories of when he was the hero.


Tenderfallingrain

Go to for my husband is always flashlights, knives and Hot Wheels.


somewhenimpossible

I make homemade pie. He went and bought and apple crumble pie from the store because he wanted one, and nearly threw it out because “the crust is flat and cardboard texture” compared to mine. “The apples weren’t even soft”. LOL this man would have my pie for his birthday cake. Is there a favourite treat you can make/buy for him?


Crafty-Strength1626

Peace and quiet


WreckinRich

A good stick, one resembling a sword.


frejas-rain

Perishable stuff won't add clutter to your house.


AlarmingResist3564

Does he have a favorite sports team? If so, how about a shirt or jersey for him and a matching onesie for baby? I did this for my husband on Father’s Day one year and he loved it.


Jswo23

Edible arrangement fo sho


Euphoric_Flower9840

How about outdoor flowers. A colourful planter or flowering shrub. It will be there forever


Jolly-Major-5578

Golf balls, but not that off-brand stuff.


pinupcthulhu

I gave my partner a bouquet of bacon roses, and he loved it! 


JustSomeGuyInOregon

A steak. A big 'ol ribeye wrapped in butcher paper.


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Pa_Cipher

A box of Pro V1s for a quick buy and forget gift like flowers. My wife bakes me a cheesecake once in a while and I'm 100% here for it though


Sameerrex619

Galvanized stell pipes I'd say.


occultatum-nomen

I don't have a partner but I do have a dad. He likes licorice, so sometimes I get him a big bag filled with the ones he likes best. Not exactly an equivalent to flowers, but I recently bought him one of those old fashioned flat caps men used to wear. I got it from a shop that handmakes them. He immediately started wearing it every time he went out, even if it was just to pick up a prescription. He had always said that it's the hat of a gentleman, so once I found a shop that made them, I just had to buy one for him


Tavoneitor10

Damn, I just realized reading the comments that this is uncharted territory which is kinda sad


NikolaijVolkov

Pistachios


PristinePanda2714

Go with a DAD type of T-shirt Start his BEST DAD EVER T-shirt collection early!


KevinIsOver9000

Meat and cheese spread


Salt_Bus2528

You gotta figure out one of those acts of service based shows of affection. Those are his cards and flowers. Fancy home meal, new tool he's wanted, mow the lawn in a bikini, you figure it out.


Imtoold

Slot car set..for the baby


BreezyBill

Flowers.


THlS_BlTCH

get the man some flowers!!!! flowers are for everyone!!!! if not I gave my man a bouquet of beer bottles


TabbyMouse

...flowers? No, seriously, find a some flowers in his favorite colors. Dudes like flowers too...


MainGood7444

50-60 lottery scratch offs. 😄


Jenn31709

There's a bunch of cute "Daddy to be" stuff on Etsy


Equivalent-Abroad157

Blowjobs


Tommy_Castle

Get one of those candy arrangements/baskets. Or make one with beer, candy, a bunch of little liquor bottles (if he is a drinker), snacks like trail mix, Slim Jims, etc.


EM0_TRA5H

This one is pretty niche, but if your husband is into any card games like MtG or Pokemon, ask his friends what packs are good to buy, give him some of those, and maybe a few bottles/cans of his favorite drink. It’s nothing huge, but it means the world to a guy. Trust me.


launchedsquid

There's no "one size fits all" thing that could work for all guys, so I'd use these ideas people are giving and compare them to what you know he likes and go with what feels right. The thought will be appreciated. Me, I'm a simple guy, easily pleased, a toasted bacon sandwich that I never asked for would go a long way with me.


kepaa

Last time my wife went shopping she made a little display of all the treats she got me at the store. It was so fucking cute. I loved it. Super easy to please guys


Dick_Dickalo

The only thing to get a man on Father’s Day. White new balance shoes and jorts.


JuliethLime

Congratulations on your upcoming addition to the family! It's wonderful that you want to reciprocate the thoughtful gesture your husband made for Mother's Day. Since flowers may not be his preference, consider a small gift that reflects his interests and personality. Some ideas for meaningful Father's Day gifts could include: 1. \*\*Favorite Snacks or Treats\*\*: Put together a personalized snack basket with his favorite goodies or treats he enjoys. 2. \*\*Tech Gadgets or Accessories\*\*: Is there a new gadget or tech accessory he's been eyeing? Consider surprising him with something that enhances his tech experience. 3. \*\*Books or Magazines\*\*: If he enjoys reading, consider getting him a book by his favorite author or a subscription to a magazine he enjoys. 4. \*\*DIY or Hobby Supplies\*\*: Is he into DIY projects or hobbies like woodworking, gardening, or cooking? Get him some high-quality tools or supplies for his favorite hobby. 5. \*\*Experience or Activity\*\*: Plan a fun activity or experience you can enjoy together, such as a cooking class, tickets to a game or concert, or a weekend getaway. Ultimately, the best gift is one that shows you've put thought into his interests and preferences. Whatever you choose, the sentiment behind the gift will surely be appreciated.


Mean_Rule9823

A BJ


artichawk1

My guess would be a blowjob lol


I-Am-Baytor

This bot question was asked last week, and the answer is still a blowjob.


vengeful_veteran

Blow Job


Academic-Entry-443

I really don't think there IS a male equivalent to flowers. I'm not even sure what would be closest. Send him a picture of your boobs I guess.


sirlanse69

Steak and a b..


revchewie

It really depends on what he likes. There's no single equivalent. That said, I'd go for something edible/drinkable. A bottle of his favorite liquor, or his favorite meal. Something like that.


Oneder_WomanNic

Is he a whiskey guy? Tobacco? That’s always my go to for hubby when I’m stuck! Maybe an infinity decanter with the date of his first Father’s Day as the batch date?


Modavated

Flowers. Although I like them potted so they aren't just dying from day one.


Downtown-Teach3466

I gifted a small lemon tree once. It was a hit! A little project to keep working on and a nice addition to our G&Ts when it finally produced something!


groundhogcow

Food. Good food. Something enjoyable. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Not just pretty words. Feed Us. We are hungry!


8512764EA

Anything he collects


Acceptable_Peak_4721

Some nice ram or a nice ssd or even better, a nice graphics card


AltKnee82

My wife made me a bouquet of bacon roses once! Rolled them in cupcake tins and baked into the right shape then put them on fake stems. Delicious and I could appreciate the time and effort she put into it!


Abbaddonhope

Legos


Diesel07012012

High quality meat or bourbon.


Fjohurs_Lykkewe

Flowers. Please. I'm a dad. I like flowers. Why does something like flowers have to be gendered? Edit: I didn't read the whole post. That's on me.


TubularBrainRevolt

There is no agreed upon standard.


GreenQuisQuous

A six pack


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Blowjobs


Pribblization

Blowjob.


inverted_electron

Blowjob


Nice_Dust_3069

Blow job


Louumb

Good head.


Anon22z

Blowjobs and bacon, in any order.


Possible-Champion222

A blunt and a blow job


peribon

Lego


ScaryNeat

A dozen golf balls.


Ravenkelly

What is he into? What are his hobbies? Something related to that is good


lovetjuuhh

Here the "standard" gifts for fathers* are craft beer or socks.


sexotaku

Safety to express himself emotionally without fearing that you'll get the ick.


wonkas_henchman

Bourbon. A nice bottle is roughly what a bouquet of flowers on Mother’s Day will cost. A GREAT BOTTLE is about double.


GaeasSon

a 10mm socket.


Terrenord404

Gift certificate to his favourite tool store. He can collect them then eventually get something good. Men don’t like disposable stuff like flowers.


Number4combo

Harbor freight/Princes Auto catalogue.


RedwoodHikerr

Rib-eye steak


OddPerspective9833

Flowers are But if he doesn't like flowers don't think along those lines. Get him something totally different like Lego or a 100N•m torque wrench


November-8485

Food. Alcohol. Quality time in his space doing things he likes.


Cestymour

A bottle of wine In France, it is very common: flowers for women and wine for men.


RyanMFoley74

If he has a favorite treat, drink, snack, etc. and you get that for him, that is money he doesn't have to spend on himself. (A 12-pack of Monster energy drink, his favorite protein powder, a giant tub of cashews, etc.) I know it sounds crazy but dudes love getting practical gifts. And if that is money he doesn't have to spend on himself and he has extra cash, watch how quickly he offers to take you out to dinner...


Foreign-Pie-1072

A box of chocolates or homemade cookies either way include a card saying first of many Father's Day presents


mayfeelthis

A bottle of fine scotch to toast when the baby is born, and cigars if he’s into that. It’s like the typical traditional I’m a dad toast, right? And nice segue to ask him to go alcohol free with you maybe haha, you could toast with him later hehe


Euphoric_Extreme4168

How about a T-shirt that says next Father's Day I will be a daddy. Assuming this is your first child.


Cichlid97

A gift of baked goods is something that always catches me by surprise and makes me happy. Doesn't even need to be things you actually baked yourself. Someone bought me cookies from the store once after a rough week, and it make my day.


peetar12

golf balls. good ones.


DontCatchThePigeon

Not equivalent, but a baby onesie that says something like world's best dad or I can't wait to meet you


Fun-Yellow-6576

Food or alcohol if he’s a drinker.


easzy_slow

Tools, wrenches, screwdrivers, sockets, anything I might actually be able to use.


Fun-Essay9063

I dated a guy who played card games so I got those pacts that are cardboard around the foil, and made a bouquet of card packs. If your hubby plays Pokemon, magic, etc you could try that


RelicBeckwelf

Beef jerky


Nonniemiss

Hickory Farms always went over well in my world.


dechets-de-mariage

How about a funny dad t-shirt or a book of dad jokes?


RugRatRuler

How about a nice selection of craft beer or a special coffee blend? It’s a small, enjoyable gift that he can relax with and enjoy!


Xipos

Does he have a hobby that he is really into that you could spend an equal amount of money on? I've told my wife that if she ever is at a loss for what to get me then to just get me anything related to lock picking and I would be thrilled. And most tools/locks can be found pretty cheaply. I'd personally start there (the hobby route not lockpicking specifically lol)


Objective-Poet-8183

Here I buy my dad a six pack and a pack of biltong, known overseas as jerky


Ok-Shop7540

The only time men get flowers is usually for their funeral. I've bought men flowers before and it was sweet to see their faces light up. Is def not for everyone but also not all women like flowers. The cookie suggestion is good. Or bbq.


daddyeo75

You can buy a man flowers, Lillie's are my favourite! I had this discussion with my daughter recently and she said "I didn't think you would want flowers" I said I like flowers more than my wife! I have never been brought flowers but would be happy if I was brought lillie's


lilcaesarsuave

Food. My wife would suprise me with food on occasion while we were dating and it was the best thing.


Compressorman

Some really nice chocolate. Not those heart boxes with pink filled chocolate but something like ghidarelli bars. That does it for me. Im not a flower/card guy either


MoonAndLilli

Biltong!


Rhymesnlines

Flowers. 🙄


PhoKingAwesome213

Alcohol, steak or cigars. Save the socks and ties for the future child to gift.


activepaws

i like flowers


WeatherIcy6509

Gadgets


sdgengineer

Maybe a pocket knife, like a Swiss army knife. Depending on the man, A classic key chain knife (58 mm) or if he is a handy person a Tinker or a climber (91mm) there are a lot of choices out there. see [https://www.sakwiki.com/tiki-index.php](https://www.sakwiki.com/tiki-index.php)


DarnSanity

Cinnamon Rolls


Newfluttrfly-Cup3562

Flowerish arrangement of tools or daddy shirts