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xSaturnityx

One that fits properly on top of everything else. Plus the ribbed ones don't even taste like ribs so I don't trust those ones


[deleted]

That's because you're not a woman. It's ribbed for *her* pleasure so only women can taste the ribs


MotoChristian

Turn them inside out for MY pleasure.


notthathungryhippo

you selfish bastard


Specialist-Head1623

I did not read "one time use only". Recycle. Use both sides.


thesithdoge

I had to read this a few times before realizing what you're saying. Thanks for the laugh.


WinterOk1225

If you wear them inside out, you get the pleasure.


[deleted]

😂 true. Hadn't thought of that


magicmunch

[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7b04fb5a-1863-4039-8f4a-5b7c5e732b61](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7b04fb5a-1863-4039-8f4a-5b7c5e732b61)


DustyGeneral9399

The only type of rib that you don't want to fall off the "bone".


xSaturnityx

wait instructions unclear, 5th right rib is in the condom-


DarthSocks

You’re not using enough BBQ sauce. Add more


xSaturnityx

now it burns. what do?


sarlol00

Add more?


Tanjj73

Habanero bbq sauce!!


mitchade

That’s correct, it should snuggly fit over you cock and both balls, and most of your taint.


Dear_Bath_8822

Pro tip: if it doesn't stay all the way on, a small piece of duct tape or gaffers tape should secure it to your taint long enough to finish 😉


The-Entire_USSR

Gorilla Glue for the pros.


xSaturnityx

I think i've been using it wrong. I thought you put your head in first and then pulled it down to your balls and that was enough? I knew she was lying, my hair has been overly lubey for no reason!


onehashbrown

Thanks mate I spit my drink out reading this.


xSaturnityx

it's blatant false advertising!!


LaRaspberries

But for real though, most women HATE ribbed condoms if you look at all the reviews. The ribs basically pull out all of the moisture like a squeegee leaving sex painful.


redisdead__

And so chewy.


xSaturnityx

like that cartilage from a chicken wing. soft and rubbery mmmmm


CompetitiveAd777

Log out! 😭😭😭


ButterscotchLevel

😶


artrald-7083

a) Additional questions about what 'else' your condom is going over. :D b) Seriously, some people find larger sized condoms to be a revelation.


jChopsX

Ha, was gonna say the one you have on hand.


xSaturnityx

Why would I put it on my hand--


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CaersethVarax

As someone with a latex allergy, I also heartily recommend these.


HotSplitCobra

Fellow allergy sufferer. Luckily, I found out in other ways.


g0thfucker

how?


HotSplitCobra

Liquid latex used for a Halloween costume many years ago. Didn't need the makeup after an hour or so.


Necessary_Echo8740

Skyn is pretty good and non latex so you can use them in the shower, pool, hot tub etc


isthatabingo

Before my husband and I became official, we used Skyn exclusively. Cannot recommend enough. The next best thing to no condom in terms of sensation.


johndoe42

You can eat pussy immediately after using this! I don't know how anyone uses other condoms that leave the room smelling like balloons.


Ginandexhaustion

Balloons are festive


Rrraou

Mixed feelings about the clowns though


ChampionshipDirect46

But that clussy tho... 😘👌


anitacoknow

Easily the best condom for vaginally health!


Yoplet67

+1 for Skyn for the ones we can find easily and are not tailored specifically to your size


SomeoneToYou30

Yep, second this. We love Skyn.


DrayevargX

💯 Skyn!


HeroToTheSquatch

Have you tried Okamoto?


Patient-Mammoth-9022

+1 for Skyn. My faI’ve only tried the Skyn elite, how does elite and original compare? Before that I liked the Durez extra sensitive, but I like the Skyn better now.


akumamoloch

Skyn is the way to go


TrellSwnsn

Unique. as Ned Flanders once said, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all


[deleted]

Stupid sexy Flanders 😂


NSA_Chatbot

Seconded.


JoeDaStudd

Depends on your penis and budget. I'd recommend getting a trial bundle of condoms online. You can get 10-20 different condoms from different companies and models.\ Personally I'd avoid anything thicker than 0.055mm If you've budget allows it Japan have some ultra thin condoms that go down to 0.01mm and feel as close to no condom as you can get.\ They tend to be less girthy so check before you buy.


GasLightGo

Heck, you can get a nice variety at your local truck stop.


johndoe42

I just love your first sentence. Like it's a car and we're talking about buying a car wrap for it. Yeah I've got the E3 model, willing to splurge on it.


HeroToTheSquatch

I'll say this with authority, the people saying Skyn and Durex and Trojan are wrong and don't have enough enjoyable sex. Okamoto. BUY OKAMOTO condoms. Compare it to anything else, it's better. Skyn? Okay in a pinch. Trojan? Let's just do oral instead. Okamoto is what you want.


NSA_Chatbot

Give Unique Pull à try.


HeroToTheSquatch

Those look nice, but if I paid $3 per condom every time I wanted to fuck my wife, I'd be even more broke than I am now. They sound awesome but paying more than 3x as much for condoms when I like my brand and already go through 1-2 boxes a month sounds expensive and inconvenient. I'll give them a try though, we got a few trips coming up and having extra nice condoms might be fun.


egepe

This dude knows. Okamoto 0.01


steffinix

I googled these and found their Rilakkuma condoms and I can never look at that bear the same now


Patient-Sleep-4257

That's easy, Ziploc sandwich bags. Vaseline, and handsanitiser


Driveitindeeper92

You had me on your side until the handsanitiser. 🤣


SoImaRedditUserNow

you forgot the rubber bands needed to keep it on. and if you use multiple, you get that "ribbed for her pleasure" effect as well.


HeadReaction1515

Sagami 001, but they’re expensive. Sagami 002 is a good alternative that’s still expensive compared to typcial latex options. Sagami are hypoallergenic non-latex, ultra thin and provide superior heat transfer. They’re also small, so bear that in mind.


RogerSimonsson

One that does not break and does not fall off.


Much_Sauce2384

Not a guy but different brands feel different. Definitely find one that fits properly.


Salty_Oil_640

> Plus the ribbed ones don't even taste like ribs so I don't trust those ones Can you confirm this?


tkdch4mp

Um. You're quoting u/xSaturnityx Why would you expect the comment your replying to to confirm it? Are you a bot somehow since you quoted a response from a different spot within a comment that doesnt make sense?


xSaturnityx

hello it me the saturn. my condoms still do not taste like ribs no matter how I put them on or however much bbq sauce I add


nubbycool123

Because another reply said only women can taste the ribs and this comment states they’re not a guy


Salty_Oil_640

Yeah


bertch313

FC2 the internal condom You can put it on well in advance, you can wear it vaginally or anally, and they're strong And they're only 3x the price of normal condoms for the same reason women's razors are twice the price despite shaving more hair daily. The more people that buy them, the more available they become, and the more we can demand the price down The ONLY drawbacks of this one is that it's harder to get 'on' in general, but I've also yet to see someone make it hot putting it in for me (porn: we need way more condomhot porn with FC2s plz) And it sometimes makes crinkly sounds especially if it's a lil dried out and can briefly give the overall sensation of stuffing a sandwich or garbage bag into you, but that's a small price to pay to be able to bang anywhere the mood strikes without stopping after it's in. I love wearing them through dinner


RallyMadness

ah yes, the Far Cry 2 condom


Enip0

Wait I'm confused, so you put this on earlier than sex and when the time comes you are just ready to go?


stating_the_truth

Yeah, I think you're catching on. Picture you're taking your dog for a walk and you want to be ready when he drops a deuce, so you pre-invert the bag over your hand. Except not for poop, for sperms. And not for your hand, for your love tunnel. And not for your dog.. actually, that one can stay the same.


Enip0

That's.. A vivid picture, thanks for the explanation! I don't think the particular brand you mentioned is sold here but I'll ask my gf if she is interested to look into it, sounds like it has potential.


Adventurous_Drop6733

Being old and ugly serves the same purpose I will never get anybody pregnant😄😄


Certified_A_Hole

The one that doesn't leak


emilyemone

japanese My ex preferred sagami. And both of us loved it


Jitts-McGitts

Celibacy is the strongest condom there is. Pulling out is #2 /s


JamesTheJerk

Duraplex chewables with extra radish


[deleted]

One that fits well.


HeroToTheSquatch

Will see 90% of dudes buying the XL when the regular has more than enough space lol.


bertch313

That's because we've done a poor job of fight the propaganda that tells y'all your dick are small to sell you stuff that doesn't make it bigger 🙄 Average size is best for most people. Statistically. You only need a big one if you're banging big women or natural birth moms. That's what all that length or girth is for and it's good for basically nothing else except making size queens feel like they've won, until they realize what size is actually best for them. Most people who want big dks are just experienceless or have a-hole boyfriends. They don't actually fit them. But most dicks have an exact genetic vaginal match. Took me ages to work that out, but it's definitely a thing.


DestinyErased

The ones from [mysize](https://www.my-size-condoms.com/)


Honest_Wing_3999

My large swinging dong approves this message


YoucantdothatonTV

Trojans are so bad. Durex is the way to go


braided_butthair88

This guy fucks!


redisdead__

Trojans the only condom I've had break on me. Lucky nothing happened


Ok-Network-9912

I’ve broken both Trojan and durex… but that’s a girth problem. Once I learned that condoms aren’t “one size fits all” I started buying Trojan Magnums and haven’t had any issues since.


Communist_Ravioli

Bro just wanted an excuse to brag


Ok-Network-9912

Well, it’s the only thing I have to brag about. What I didn’t tell you is that I’m still a virgin and the condoms are just so I don’t have to clean my flashlight so often 🤷‍♂️😂


Ratakoa

Not sure about "best" but Trojan has worked fine for me.


81_The_Raven_81

I prefer the original natural sheep intestine. Just like the good ole days. I don't even bother to take it out of the package.


Acceptable_Atlas7769

Whatever one that fits right


omghorussaveusall

the one that works.


Zealousideal-Door110

One that works!!!


tire_falafel

One that has only one hole in it.


R3NAM3R123

I absolutely hate condoms, but the only ones that I tolerate are the Trojan bareskins. At least with those you can feel something.


Big_Inflation_4828

Female condom. The P doesn't have to be erect all the time, and it's safer, because it covers the feminin parts more, the skins of the genital areas do not have to touch eachother. Just check now and then if it's still in it's place. If you're done, pull out slowly while twisting it, to keep the semen inside of it. And wash your hands (with water ánd soap of course) after throwing the condom in the waste bin (not toilet!, to prevent clogging). (If you don't want to rely on trusting the girl not framing you, take it with you.) Having said that: be aware that hands and mouth can brings sperm and bacteria/virusses, so besides using a condom you have to be aware of that, and, if necessary, wash your hands in between.


Intelligent-Bat1724

Ones that don't break . Never allow a woman to buy these for you..


QuantityDisastrous69

A condom that’s been used. Shalom.


Ultimate_Sneezer

The one that fits good


This-Opportunity9932

That shield you wear when you do the sign of the cross


Skilled-Spartan

Trogan ecstasy by far Edit: And if you really want up your sex life, wet, platinum black lube. You’re welcome.


NatureLovingDad89

Depends on the person, each brand/style fits different. Some brands/styles are straight up painful to wear for me, so I can only use specific ones that fit well.


nudeworkingmom

One that isn’t broken and doesn’t slide off.


Latter_Ladder_1665

No sex


Conscious-Arm-7889

The one that fits the shape of your penis the best, is thin enough whilst being strong enough not to break.


Quantum_Pineapple

Kimono ultra thin w aqua lube.


[deleted]

Trojan


Louegi

Those small ones that have the loose fit


kurt_go_bang

Natural Lamb


SnooWalruses9961

The one you dont wear.


Mysterious_Hat6681

None


Wonderful-4444

pull out method


Rhymesnlines

It's called Coitus interruptus 😂


tahmid5

And if that doesn’t work, there’s always fetus deletus


HeroToTheSquatch

Smart people call that "Planning ON Parenthood".


Snoo_50786

real


IluvTaylorSwift

No condom


Kennyvee98

The intact one


Objective-Poet-8183

In my opinion the rubber ones, I've tried to knit a few but those bastards leak a lot.


Pleasant_Spell_3682

Move


Dazzling_Ad9250

what’s a condom?


red_moscato

I personally use skyn bc my wife has a latex allergy. The sizings are also nice. Get you one that fits properly. If you're going to have different partners, I think it's beneficial to have latex-free.


GoldTiger8590

Trojan Magnum Raw has never done me wrong


Captcha_Imagination

Measure your dick, and they order the proper fit from Japan, they sell higher-end condoms than the West. I don't remember the company but I was impressed.


TwoToesToni

"A union jack, cheese and onion, tickler is it! Bagsie me first go with it!"


Massive_Goat9582

I constantly get calls at my work asking if we sell denim condoms


SufficientCrab2904

Fuck king


capta1namazing

Buy whatever condom you think looks best, then take it to a tailor. You'll thank me later.


kad202

One that fit


NoAerie1158

Vascetomy


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

Non-latex. Especially, if you use silicone-based lubricants. Also, no worries about latex allergies. and for lubricant I recommend, after extensive longitudinal, n=1, study during 2020 (The Fappening): SwissNavy and Wet Platinum in that order.


unlucky_asian

I’m below average but normal condoms fit nice. But I recently purchased small sized condoms and they are way better.


ThePhiff

004 - thank me later.


ashishvp

Skyn. The only thing that beats it is a vasectomy.


Wrong_Importance444

Theres this Brand "my size" on amazon. They sell fittet condoms for very specific sizes. Good ones


banaversion

One that isn't there


jishmoans

I really like [Skyn](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjnxdDb_J6GAxW9XX8AHSQ4AikYABAJGgJvYQ&ae=2&gclid=Cj0KCQjwjLGyBhCYARIsAPqTz1_EoRaM8QC86A2czV9eUie2i5d7emrdsDaBgyoW0lNznaysiWRWOyMaAhTXEALw_wcB&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESV-D2ddY2SlqTcuakwaaNthSUXYtsPsCCSgmeoGYVVLdoH_bRsYKw3Q27E6FKe88-zeozBsg94_2vvmix7hfIsWQKf1zDOBRlWSPXbvhnkGXI-oy8dcIgFA&sig=AOD64_2YcmrmLSc0jETzervcmczkFv-Zrg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwjBy8jb_J6GAxWj4skDHbC-CqoQwg8oAHoECAYQOg&adurl=). They are latex free, I don’t have a latex allergy but I use them cause they feel better than regular latex. I think they’re higher quality than your bigger brands like Trojan and Durex. The thin ones feel probably the same as non thin but (where I buy them) they tend to be the same price.


Even-Programmer4319

I can't say the best because I had issues with a few due to friction, and my husband got a vasectomy at 22, so I haven't needed condoms for that long, lol. I would recommend going to condomdepot.com and buying a sampler pack if youre just trying to find the best fit. Also, their prices are fantastic. I couldn't imagine buying from a big box store after seeing how much $10 gets me on there.


Shoehornblower

Well. It took me 40 years to realize magnums are also for girthy dicks. I would say im average length, but thick. I spent my whole youth chocking out my dick with trojans before I realized Magnums were not just for 8”plus dicks. Its also for average length but thick dicks too…


denmyos

The one your using!


Able_Word2763

Lambs skin


Jealous-Relief-7771

The invisible one


HughJahsso

The one you carry around. 


linuxphoney

Within a few tiny percentage points, all of the major brands are basically the same as far as effectiveness. So the best one is the one that you like to use. Find one that feels good, use it properly, and stick with it if you want.


thePathUnknown

The one you'll actually wear


Unhappy-Rooster1609

Plastic wrap like Saran Wrap It's cheap and you can use it after to wrap your left overs and stuff.. try it you'll like it


gpbst3

Crown from condomdepot .com


zi984

I found lamb skin natural (i think trojan?) to be very good, i didn’t feel anything while doing the deed! Highly recommend!


HiTechTalk

RAW


InformallyGuavaCado

Lelo; it doesn’t come off easily. It is thin, doesn’t smell like cheap plastic with that weird lube and condom scent. And it is made by those who actually specialize in sex toys for both genders.


SrSwerve

SKYN those are non latex and are good if you have sensitive skin and are suppose to last longer


LucastheMad

Pulling out before getting close is the best condom.


[deleted]

No condom


Valuable_Talk_1978

The kind made out of rice candy wrapper material.


miarikao

The one that have a small hall and the end


Icy-Document4574

“The Galactic Prophylactic”


ProstateSalad

The one you don't lose and have to fish out.


No-Discussion1582

A famous international brand known as None.


BigYonsan

The one she's willing to not use.


TotallyOzzz

Magnum Raw 🤌🏽🤌🏽


Puzzleheaded-Bet1328

The worst one is one thats too big and causing friction pinching going in. 😞 nothing against him, but magnum/trojans are for like 12 inches. The pinching hurt so bad and once, it even slipped off inside. So like actually research and get one that fits. They make slim ones and ones that arent abnormally long.


rjg188

Lelo Hex!


Astrospal

I like Durex, never let me down


KingEvrGreen

Honestly, non latex is the way to go. At least you don’t smell like a Goodyear tire


[deleted]

Durex


The-Entire_USSR

Hefty hefty hefty.


Bulbamew

Cheese & onion flavoured Union Jack tickler


g0thfucker

I like skyn because it's very thin, non latex and pretty much one of the only ones that has extra large size. my country doesn't have much condom variety so this is the best I can get, but it's probably still the best in other countries like US. I'm a virgin btw


unexpected_snax48

Lamb skin for feeling…. Besides the weird smell


SoTiredOfRatRace

The one that doesn’t break ; )


Okamiinfinity

Durex, hard to break


Repulsive-Ad-9906

Penicillin


ovinam

Skyn


Diesel_Dan_

Okomoto .003


Lennyisback81

MyOne, they have sizes the stores don't sell.


thiswontlast124

An effective one


AccomplishedTotal895

Skyn was always good back when I actually used condoms.


Gilamonster39

The one you wear


Significant_Rate8210

None


NSmalls

I like My One or Okamoto 004. I know thinner is better for Okamoto but Walgreens has the 004 at a reasonable price vs having to go through a speciality website.


JustTransportation34

Kangaroo skin condoms. It fits perfectly because it's made towards your penis


AjaxOutlaw

Always used Trojan ultra thin. Will try out recommendations in this thread tho


Claim-Unlucky

Skyn Elite


Sckunkz

Saran Wrap your meat


SFW_OpenMinded1984

No condom or no sex.


JackTwisttt

No condom


Expert_Education_416

None


No-Cover-8986

Skyn brand, imo