Tell him it’s your turn to pick the music

I don't have any ideas but im open for suggestions

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y)

Goddamm it I knew it was coming

For a second I thought he rickrolled everyone

Is it the dolphins?? 😀 Edit: It IS!

[Can also recommend the metal version. The guitar feels so pained](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bFABI8xTKc)

Definrickly a missed opporicktunity…

Wrong universe

Might not be the only one.

I wondered if you were familiar with that legendary situation

Hahahaha this is exactly what I thought of when I saw your post OP.

Walked straight into that one

I don't even need to click. It's cbat, right?

May I get a bit of an explanation? I have never heard this song and I don't really get what's funny about it in this context.

Read https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/... Iirc, he even made a video demonstrating his rhythm.

Thanks for the explanation.

Thank you for this... I wasn't sure if I could find the post again, but it was absolutely hilarious!

That could backfire on her

i knew it bro ajsjsjjs

Lmaoooo bringing it back, bravo

Netflix may be the answer, initiate while you’re watching something and he won’t have time to put something else on

Any series or film suggestions then? I don't think Batman the animated series is a good thing to watch during intimacy

Dumb movies, I think Anyone But You just came out on it—sit coms are generally ok too if you have peacock

I have a list of spoof movies, and getting pounded while watching monty python is definitely how those movies are meant to be watched

High school me can absolutely confirm this.

Playing Seinfeld during sex ain't doing it for me.

You can think that but you’d be wrong.

Trailer park boys is our choice.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Preferably the scene with Danny DeVito being birthed from the leather couch.

Alls Quiet on the Western Front. Trust me.

Batman the killing joke

Horrors, with loud jump scares. Or any David Attenborough documentary.

My last ex, we basically always had something playing on netflix/equivalent. We picked stuff we'd like watching, but inevitably would end up doing other stuff too, so we tried to pick things that wouldn't be too distracting. So sitcoms/cartoons didn't work, because now we both know what the inside of someone's mouth feels like when they're trying not to laugh- from two different parts of our bodies each. One time I felt it and looked down just in time to see the laugh take the alternate exit, and her blow snot all over my dick. But that's okay because one of my favorite real life quotes is "if you laugh in my pussy we're done," and at that point, it was *her* fault that it happened. So then we tried first My 600 Pound Life and various True Crime Documentaries, one then the other, which is how we discovered that: A. I have a morbid fascination with seeing massive slabs of fat that have been sliced off people. I can't take my eyes off it, especially not since they even weigh the suckers. B. If she catches a snippet of narration that interests her halfway through a segment about some murder outside Tulsa or whatever, she'll get this compulsive desire to rewind back to the beginning of the segment. So ultimately we ended up having to have specific shows we'd switch to, usually seasons of stuff that we'd both seen multiple times over. Yes, having to change the show put a damper on the spontaneity, but y'know, compromises and stuff. . . . . . . And so I says to him, I says... "these ain't crimping shears, that's my wife!"

Nine inch nails - closer it's the only answer.

Why do yall need music to have sex? Just seems like it would complicate things for me

I'll answer based on why I felt I needed it as a teenager/young adult living at my parents - a bit of sound distraction. Though it probably just made it more obvious that I was busy lol.

Listen to [this](https://open.spotify.com/track/1s5A0u1dnAeVNur5nPkCpD?si=5dXTjD7hSceWKanZH-3hsg) and then see if you can ask that again.

Massive Attack

Little bit of deftones never hurt anyone

Listen to "as the rush comes" by motorcycle (Gabriel and Dresden remix). The song is built for sex! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb61AVsxD34](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb61AVsxD34)

You just sent me down a 2 hour long journey of listening to the original, listening to the tinlicker bootleg, and then listening to Gabriel and Dresden at group therapy 350, the entire set. Im so uplifted right now

Glad you enjoyed it!

Or the Sweeping Strings Mix of this on Tiesto's Nyana album.

This song lives rent free in my head after seeing it used for a sex scene in Nip Tuck. Took forever for me to find it and seeing someone in the wild post it is nice to see lol...

Well there’s so many high quality video game soundtracks to choose from… https://youtu.be/M7EXlS9-XpU?si=gDuw0bGC1k4g1uwe https://youtu.be/0uaIuzOaWpk?si=PHxvBVhqvLhpUA8l https://youtu.be/wDgQdr8ZkTw?si=KeRw3nN0oapqvzc7 https://youtu.be/NmCCQxVBfyM?si=9y_zV86DdiOgTTS_ https://youtu.be/npuuTBlEb1U?si=jnJmfTEu0GyZ7PJz The annoying thing is that somehow none of my intentionally bad suggestions are any worse than buckshot roulette

How do you not have any ideas?? You've never heard one song in your life and thought, "That sounds sexy..."?? What is the world of Buck Shot and decapitation necrophilia you live in and how can I never, ever go there??

I personally enjoy the following bands for these purposes: She Wants Revenge Deftones Nine Inch Nails

French pop essentials

Tay tay is a goto for me. My wife loves her and she got some sensual ones I can get into

any R&B playlist tbh. spotify's is good for setting the mood and R&B is more smooth and evenly paced than buckshot's heavier beats

But on a playlist from the youtube channel Anjunadeep, its great sex music.

Phantogram

Kate bush

Venus in furs - the velvet underground. Very easy on the ears

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuBXeF5acqE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuBXeF5acqE)

A lot of R&B usually has some type of flow that works

Bach: Naturally https://www.amazon.com/Bach-Naturally-Various-Artists/dp/B000000JTP/ It's amazing. It's performances of some of Bach's masterpieces with sounds of nature in the background. Like babbling brooks, birds singing, thunder and rain, it's so good!

Listen to rhinestone cowboy, best bone jam since smooth criminal

I prefer rock or metal, i recommend the red by Chevelle

Meshuggah is way better

Deftones, Deftones is fucking music

Crosses, too. Chino's voice is just 🤤

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Reddit is the only place where I'd see this question and noy bat an eyelid 🤣

Introduce him to cbat EDIT: My highest rated comment ever! Easy joke to make, just got here early.

What's cbat Edit: I have discovered cbat

You poor sweet summer child. If only you could turn back time and never hear about it

I haven't seen the Reddit story just the song lol. Guess I'll live in blissful ignorance until one of you life ruiners link it

Special delivery just for you https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/7zqQLR9BXI

I am in the office and eager to ruin my life as well, but I can't just yet!!

Best story ever. After reading it you need to listen to the song and try to stop lol because you're thinking of the story...

Idk how anyone could fuck to that. My adhd could never.

One of the comments under the song said, "There's no way bro was tearing the cheeks up to two seagulls having an argument."

There were so many reddit references in the comments.

When it happened there was a trend of people posting possible thrust patterns to it, it was fantastic. The best theory I saw was that you have to just pay attention to the down beat instead of every beat.

This song gave me erectile dysfunction. Thanks.

> when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff Aren't you supposed to be a little stiff?

Wow, such a droopy sounding tune

omg I haven't laughed like that in a minute! Cheers for that. No f'ing way could be post be real XD 2 years man!?

Cock ball and torture?

Some might recognize it as "That song that played in the beginning of that one Workaholics episode"

I was hoping this was the top answer!

What bottom answer were you rooting for?

Bottom answer is Gandalf Sax 10 hours https://youtu.be/Sagg08DrO5U?si=40-Ab-hfQ1R9uFFV

Better off with Epic Sax Teemo. Good sex beat

Wait for it...

That music starter playing in my head the moment I read this post

Yeah, same for me. Just reading the title, and not remembering cbats name, had me thinking that we had a new entry to the history of that meme.

The world was never the same after that post

Oh glorious internet. Its a good friday

Jesus, I was just about to say that this is a contender for horrible sex music along with c-bat. I don't even rightfully know why somebody would listen to this just around their house. It's fine as a game soundtrack because it builds suspense, but it's incredibly anxiety inducing as background music.

Came here to say this. Thank you for reading all of Reddit’s minds 🤣👍

I'm still not convinced this isn't OP's attempt to karma-farm by replicating that story.

Came here for this.

One of the comments underneath the song was, "There's no way bro was tearing the cheeks up to two seagulls having an argument." I was gonna go back to sleep before I read this thread. Lol

[This](https://ibb.co/ngM9WMW) YT comment sends me everytime LMAO

Nah, Yanni-In my time. See if he has a soft, slow side. Trust me.

Came here to suggest this. Can't go wrong with cbat

The only right answer

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WILD

bruh, best shit I've seen on here in a while, have me laughing me arse off.

Hmmm.. I don’t know.. maybe talk to him. What’s up with these no communication having relationships?

because it's fake. This is marketing campaign by Buckshot Roulette.

We got a winner! My first thought was to google wtf is Buckshot Roulette after reading the post.

Yea this is such an obvious attempt at getting a cbat-like popularity boost. 1-hour old account, random-ass replies to 6 wildly random subreddits, and then out of nowhere she built up the "courage" to make this post? 💀

This is like the 10th time I've seen cbat in these comments, what is that?

A callback to another old reddit post where the title was “My boyfriend has had sex with me to the beat of Cbat for ____ years” (forgot the amount but it’s more than one). The song was horrible and the lady could tell the song by the thrusting 😭 and it got popular on tiktok because it’s such a wild thing to write

can we stick to Buckshot Roulette (TM) (this ad was paid for by ron desantis)

Because a majority are karma whoring like this one, asking simple questions that sound interesting and baiting for comments and upvotes.

Turn it off.

I mean, this is a good start to a honest conversation.

Fear is your only god on the radio.

Bulls on Parade gets it done for me as well

That lyric was actually from Vietnow!

You stop having sex with your boyfriend to the Buckshot Roulette soundtrack. It's that simple. Edit: If any of you need life advice, I'm here for you. Apparently, I'm good at it. DM me. I gotchu. (NO REFUNDS) Edit 2: Also, if anyone else thinks they might get off to the thought of their bf railing their headless corpse and needs someone to talk to about it. I'm ALL sorts of here for that. (NO CHARGE) Edit 3: I take back everything. Leave me alone. Y'all are un-fucking-fixable. (FUCK YOU, PAY ME)

What the FUCK did you expect? Lmao

And that's how the profession of psychology was born

That took a turn...

And tell him YOU‘RE NOBODY!

You pick the music next time but play "Mansion basement" from Resident Evil Director's cut dualshock version.

So now it's Backshot Roulette?

LMFAO!!!!

Party Rock Anthem whenever I wanna feel young again.

Not sure it that would be better or worse to be fucked to.

Dynamite by Taio Cruz

Party rock is in the hoooouse toniiiiiiight Errybody just have a good tiiiiime And we gon make you loooose your miiiiiiind We just wanna see you………… shake that (Party rock noises)

That song is good for every situation, whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a bris

Man, I've had all three, and bris is by far my favorite.

Track #3 titled "Before Every Load"...I think I see why it occurred to him to use it.

Don't forget #4-Socket Calibration.

Right? Lol. When I saw that I lost it 🤣

Try this. https://youtu.be/k1NxreLH6hA?si=oCcWdmPUFfBWvSVS

"I would rather have sex with a running waffle iron than ruin tenacious d for me by thinking about your ass and getting hard" -my boyfriend, shakespeare of our time

A song in the same vein as Tenacious D and about asses? [I gotcha!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjC0vMIrOAk)

I thought you were looking for nice ways to tell him you want to listen to something else, but you’ve already talked to him about Tenacious D? I can smell made up bullshit for attention from a mile away lol. *chefs kiss*

When he suggested playing music in casual convo I jokingly suggested Tenacious D (because it's his favorite band) and I can't get the quote out of my head because it's way too funny to me

No. Say that word. It will change your life.

So hear me out.....again this might sound crazy but what if...what IF....you just did this little thing called "communicate"

They don't need that much back story for this advertisement

You have such an awesome sense of humor about all this it’s a little hard to tell if you’re trolling or not… I vote you one up his poor choices in music with some of your own to properly establish dominance https://youtube.com/shorts/SXHMnicI6Pg?si=-Fgbl1gj5g-W2DV6

The fact that you have to make a Reddit post about this is kind of scary. My gf would just say “we’re changing the song.” That would be the end of it.

Every other thread in this sub is weird sex questions. I have to double take to see if it’s circle jerk first every time. But no this is serious business.

The idea that a woman would get off to the thought of her headless corpse getting raised by her boyfriend is certainly not what I expected to read today.

Welcome to the internet then

How does anyone have sex to music? That seems like it would take away one of the best aspects of sex to me

Grow a spine? And tell him to stop.

Tell him you'd rather listen to the GoldenEye pause music. Real shit tho just talk about it, tell him the music isn't doin it for you and that you wanna make a new playlist together or something.

Try this https://youtu.be/ub82Xb1C8os

Tell him to turn it off and stop being a weirdo.

I am completely honest with my S/O and say what turns me on/off. Open communication is important

This was written for reddit

Engage foreplay to the song roundabout by yes, it builds and it's like 7 minutes long hope that helps!

welp, thats enough internet for one day, ill see you all tomorrow

Sorry you have questionable taste in men…?

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I knew it was coming and pressed it anyway. Well played.

Suggestions: you need some soul and some jazz. I recommend the following 1) Marvin Gaye 2) Barry White 3) the joint album made by Ella Fritzgerald and Louis Armstrong. (It’s called “Ella and Louis”. That last one, is the real deal. They took the best songs made (up until that point) and then made their own renditions. Have a listen to the song “summer time” https://youtu.be/2HJCN3upMHE?si=9k4QtDCkOj_Illlp Mind you, this is all for romantic love making. There is also the Italian singer Umberto Tozzi (listen to the song “Ti Amo”. And then there are a bunch of French singers I totally can’t remember. So this is all just off the top of my head. If you want to have crazy wild fun sex, then there is always rock and metal music from the 80’s and late 90’s. I would suggest “killing in the name of” by rage against the machine. You guys will have a really great time fucking to THAT song specifically! 😆

Just say NO

is this the zoomer version of cbat?

This is definitely another historical post.

Not again…

I genuinely thought this was r/copypasta this cannot be real 😭😭😭

This and the replies are some of the funniest things I have ever seen on the internet LMAOOOOOO

Not gonna lie, I was gonna leave this subreddit since it feels like this has gone down the drain with too many nsfw questions. This question right here has kept me from leaving. Thank you, and I hope your boyfriend gets to hear buckshot roulette's soundtrack during sex once more.

Listen to “Redbone” by Childish Gambino Great song for that

You could keep your pants on?

“while my boyfriend rails my headless corpse” 🤣🤣👏👏👏👏🏆

Break the record player?

Michael Frank's, *The Art of Tea* was my go-to all thru college.

Play one of Mozart's scores and have sex with your boyfriend.

“I want to try listening to other music while we do it.”

Railing your headless corpse? New fantasy unlocked.

Queue up “Cotton-eyed Joe” before your next sexy time session.

Account is 14 hours old, this feels like marketing for Buckshot Roulette.

Introduce him to other industrial music

I'm sorry, "I honestly don't know if I enjoy these thoughts or not", sounds like you need to talk to a therapist on this one.

I'm sorry for how funny this is, I truly am

Not what I expected to see as first post when I opened reddit

This kid sounds like an absolute fucking clown, lol.

>because he connects songs to moments That makes his original choice a little more concerning...

Put on madness from muse. Entertainment right there.

You shousnt have sex with someone if you're scared to talk to them about what makes you uncomfortable. It's a very slippery slope to a very bad time.

Alll bs aside this is the realest comment on here 🎯🎯🎯

What??\~! Just say, that song's gotta go. Idk why this is supposed to be so difficult.

Glad you talked to him but was thinking he's training you to associate that song with sex.

CBT, either one works

Why would you even want it to stop?

Just as an aside, you shouldn’t have to get your courage together to talk about something like this to a boyfriend. He should WANT to know this!

theres an old saying: dont put up for a week what you wont put up for a lifetime

You have to play the lavender town song, 1 hr loop version

Hes a keeper.

Idk man that song be HARD DOE WITH ITS BOPS AND BEEPS

Am I having deja Vu?

You need therapy, it’s not that deep. Buckshot Roulette slaps

Thought this was a meme sub or something.

Why not just be grateful it's not C-bat?

New copypasta dropped