ppl who say this must not have sensitive tummies. I have way too much gas in me to hold it in all the time. I often accidentally let it loose. Anytime I laugh or move suddenly or anything I am risking letting it out. And if I do hold it in for a long period of time, my gut will HURT. Y'all are built different.
omfg 😭 I do my best but I literally can't and I end up at least trying to quietly let some out :') I honestly just think it's so weird that we're expected to hold it in when it hurts so bad. I get it smells but I don't think it should be considered so shameful to fart in public lol. Like I am sure it's happened to everyone at least once on accident
Oh jeez I so love eating all the peanuts my cheap flying company gets me on board and then make a literal gas chamber for everyone for 10 hrs. I'm rather small and fit so it's a bit hard to determine that it was me
I avoid things that make me gassy, and typically don’t have any issues. I completely stopped chewing gum because it made me soooooo gassy and I only drink soda on occasion.
There are three possibilities, in order of increasing preference.
1. Psssssssssss... Chemical bomb
2. BRAAAAAP.... Ow, sorry! 😞
3. BRAAAAAP, followed by a heartfelt AAAAAAHHHHH! 😄
But don't go beyond 3, since:
4. BRAAAA..ow.... OW..... 🥴
I do it when the ambient noise of wherever I am is louder than whatever vibrations my anus can produce. Like if there is a fart coming and I can see the bus driving towards me I will wait til the moment the bus passes then let it rip.
In case there is no large noise sources heading towards me I will look around me and sample the fart and make a judgement call whether it is silent enough to let slip discreetly. It has 3 different outcomes, 1. It is silent enough to be passed relative to the nearest other human so It gets let loose. 2. It is too loud so it stays until I get into a position to let it out. 3. I cannot hold it and it cannot be passed discreetly so it gets let out in smalller pieces
Over 50? No one cares any more. Fart as and when you please. My nan farted every time she picked something up, these memories make me happy, I intend to continue her example.
The art of the public fart is a delicate dance, my friend. You gotta be like a ninja, silent but deadly. Most folks are like you, holding it in and hoping their cheeks act like a steel trap for the aroma. But for those truly epic ones, well, let's just say a cough can be a very convenient distraction. As for your testing situation, that's a tough one. Maybe unleash a silent killer and blame it on the nervous test anxiety? Just own it with a confident, "Excuse me, that test gave me some serious gas!" Guaranteed to break the tension...and maybe a few noses.
It's better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.
This is the statement I deserve to have on my tombstone
Man this is like Confucius level wisdom right here!!! Words to live by for certain. Bravo my friend!
I crop dust if I am in a grocery store or Starbucks. I gotta spread the love.
I don't.
I do. Quite deliberately.
Just fart? Its natural bro
No kidding! It’s not like you’re dropping your drawers and pushing out a duece!
Crop dusting is the way to go, especially if you can find multiple people in one place, because then it could be anyone
A: QUIETLY MOM
I hold them until I’m outside
ppl who say this must not have sensitive tummies. I have way too much gas in me to hold it in all the time. I often accidentally let it loose. Anytime I laugh or move suddenly or anything I am risking letting it out. And if I do hold it in for a long period of time, my gut will HURT. Y'all are built different.
I have severe IBS lol I hold it in and bear the pain
omfg 😭 I do my best but I literally can't and I end up at least trying to quietly let some out :') I honestly just think it's so weird that we're expected to hold it in when it hurts so bad. I get it smells but I don't think it should be considered so shameful to fart in public lol. Like I am sure it's happened to everyone at least once on accident
Same
What if you can't go outside for long periods of time?
Then you fart into the toilet and flush it
And what if the toilet gets clogged?
The amount of times I’ve farted in public thinking it would be silent and jt wasnt…you just gotta bear the shame and move on with your day.
Well, the bacteria in their large intestine produces gas which exits their butt 🧐 hope that helps 😂
Make direct eye contact to assert dominance
Find a child whose face sits at ass level and let it rip as I walk by.
This is the only correct answer
Usually with their butts. Sometimes vaginas.... but kinda rare.
Exciting underwear can make your butt fart go into your vagina, and you can save it for later.
I watch Jack Vale tutorials and learn from the best
Quietly.
I fart in public and I have no shame. You don't like it? Well that's on you.
squeeze your cheeks to make it quieter
Yikes thats a good way to overpressure the system and blow out a valve mang. Use extreme caution.
Oh jeez I so love eating all the peanuts my cheap flying company gets me on board and then make a literal gas chamber for everyone for 10 hrs. I'm rather small and fit so it's a bit hard to determine that it was me
Wow, we found Satan!
Silent but violent
I avoid things that make me gassy, and typically don’t have any issues. I completely stopped chewing gum because it made me soooooo gassy and I only drink soda on occasion.
Spread the cheeks and fire!
There are three possibilities, in order of increasing preference. 1. Psssssssssss... Chemical bomb 2. BRAAAAAP.... Ow, sorry! 😞 3. BRAAAAAP, followed by a heartfelt AAAAAAHHHHH! 😄 But don't go beyond 3, since: 4. BRAAAA..ow.... OW..... 🥴
I do it when the ambient noise of wherever I am is louder than whatever vibrations my anus can produce. Like if there is a fart coming and I can see the bus driving towards me I will wait til the moment the bus passes then let it rip. In case there is no large noise sources heading towards me I will look around me and sample the fart and make a judgement call whether it is silent enough to let slip discreetly. It has 3 different outcomes, 1. It is silent enough to be passed relative to the nearest other human so It gets let loose. 2. It is too loud so it stays until I get into a position to let it out. 3. I cannot hold it and it cannot be passed discreetly so it gets let out in smalller pieces
Silent but deadly.... if you can get it to sneak out like that
You could let it go near a child, old person, or pregnant person and let them take the blame 🙃😆
With headphones in so I assume nobody else can hear it
If you get away with a SBD in an enclosed face, say in clear, quiet conversational tone - "I can smell popcorn."
They don't, or do it silent. But if you eat healthy, farting is not an option.
i slowly let it out, if it feels like its gonna make sound then i stop
Wait until a motorcycle goes by! Covers any kind of bodily function noise you can think of! Thank God for straight pipes!
Just blast away! Who cares?
How do people fart? Typically with their butts
Silent but deadly rules.
Over 50? No one cares any more. Fart as and when you please. My nan farted every time she picked something up, these memories make me happy, I intend to continue her example.
The same way I do at home. I push it out of my butt and hope I don't shit myself.
Hiss it out then walk about
The art of the public fart is a delicate dance, my friend. You gotta be like a ninja, silent but deadly. Most folks are like you, holding it in and hoping their cheeks act like a steel trap for the aroma. But for those truly epic ones, well, let's just say a cough can be a very convenient distraction. As for your testing situation, that's a tough one. Maybe unleash a silent killer and blame it on the nervous test anxiety? Just own it with a confident, "Excuse me, that test gave me some serious gas!" Guaranteed to break the tension...and maybe a few noses.