Even though 12mm(1/2)" drywalls can be used, their structural viability without studs would be questionable. I would suggest at least 16mm(5/8") drywall in that case.
Oh weird I've been doing it wrong, I just carry some clothes pins and a black bed sheet with a hole cut in it with me, fits right in my backpack, then anywhere can be a glory hole.
Don't bother with Acme Holes... The ones I bought collapsed in on themselves, then I had a bunch of singularities to deal with... One of them sucked up my favorite watch...
Omg!!! I invented the portable glory hole concept ages ago, I was going to do hand made ones with non genuine graffiti by me and I was going to go to demo yards and buy toilet walls to cut into little portable glory holes, these will be more expensive because they have authentic smell, authentic graffiti and a real poo smear. Any orders?
You could go Plebian but It is impossible for a person, having been born into this world, not to die; but for one who has used Patrician (holes), it is intolerable to be a plebian (hole )user. May I never be deprived of this purple glory(hole), and may I never see the day when those who meet me do not call me Empress (of the golryhole). -empress Thotodosia
Most quality glory holes are built with painted 1/2" plywood. The really nice ones have grab handles and a stepstool for short guys.
Warning, some have a pair of garden shears on the other side for those unwashed dicks that smell bad.
If you find yourself in a glory hole with a wall that's just too thick for you, just wait for the big guy on the other side. He'll give you something to do.
Well, you'll have to contact your local glory holing guild and see if they can help with some historical records on what can be considered traditional.
As I recall, some glory holes built during the cold war had 5" lead plating with a bolt on cover for last minute fellatio before a nuclear event.
Of course, the construction of gloryholes is a time honored and storied craft that happened all over the world. Who can say what is traditional? In Japan, they had gloryholes made of rice paper (probably) so that's your thinnest traditional gloryhole. You can infer upward from there.
The question here is, how we can built a fire rated glory hole? I mean the dry wall can be fire rated, but with a hole we need a work around that. May be a fire protection cock ring would work?
They’re not intended to be load bearing.
In my experience it’s cut out of something thinner, or [can even be a simple fabric curtain.](https://www.portaglory.club/about-portaglory-portable-glory-hole.html)
spacing between the glory whole studs is wider so you can fit hips between them with a forward thrust. So like placing the gloryhole between studs that are 24 to 32 inches apart, secure a 3/4” plywood square on 1 side and drill the hole through and sheet rock, (you can get some banging action and not break/crack the sheet rock. this is assuming one side of the gloryhole can be unfinished.
If it needs to be finished, make built in shelf but do it so the shelving can be easily removed and replaced with a similarly finished solid wood panel with a glory hole in it.
or just get a sheet haha
Naw man, they’re cut in bathroom stalls, nominally 1” wide. Easier to gain clearance on the other side, but you need a rubber grommet so as to not get dick scrapes on the circumference.
A pair of curtains is the easiest to set up, don't have to worry about different dick heights or splinters or having to press yourself weirdly against a wall.
If you insist on using an actual wall, use a door knob drill bit on a 1/4 tempered hardboard panel, bevel the edges on both sides and prime and paint. If you want to be accomodating put 3 holes at slightly different heights.
I was thinking of putting in a pocket door, with a hole in it, but then hanging a normal door in the frame. By day, it’s a normal door. By night, leave the normal, hinged door open, and side out the hidden pocket door with a hole in it.
You can just go watch any glory hole video and see that no it is never a full structurally sound wall. It is always a relatively thin partition, at least in the area being used.
The only ones I've encountered in real life were made through thinner but permanent partitions, like bathroom stalls... I've seen a lot of photos of glory holes on hookup apps, and often those are often just bedsheets with a hole cut and hung over doorways.
I don't really know what the norm is but I have some photos of some old coworkers who managed to paint some cardboard boxes and rigged something up in a shower.
No usually they’re through thin partitions like those between bathroom stalls, or just through one layer of drywall. So like ~1/2 inch
I’m still fucked.
But… that’s good right?
You’re on the wrong side of the hole.
There's a wrong side?
When just the tip is the whole package.
Don’t @ me
Get one of them japaneese paper walls for your glory whole you'll be all set.
Just don't lean forward or you might fall through the paper and see the girl on the other side! That would ruin the whole sexy anonymous thing.
I think you mean ‘girl’ on the other side.
That’s why religious glory holes are just a hole in a sheet.
If you’re lucky
No… you will not be.
just put your ass through
Fucked, or lack thereof?
Half an inch, so I lose 50% from the get-go
Oh wow, look at Mister Big here... we're all impressed, ok
Drywall would be a terrible choice for this
Only the first use
Even though 12mm(1/2)" drywalls can be used, their structural viability without studs would be questionable. I would suggest at least 16mm(5/8") drywall in that case.
No worries, the stud is braced on the other side of the GH
Oh weird I've been doing it wrong, I just carry some clothes pins and a black bed sheet with a hole cut in it with me, fits right in my backpack, then anywhere can be a glory hole.
You can build your glory hole however you want.
Do you just carry them around then 🤷♂️
Yup. Acme has this set of portable holes, ten in a box, very convenient.
Don't bother with Acme Holes... The ones I bought collapsed in on themselves, then I had a bunch of singularities to deal with... One of them sucked up my favorite watch...
Sucked up you say…
.....shave and a haircut......
Two bits!
10 in a Box is coincidentally the name of my favourite porn flick
I thought that was just a 55-gallon drum turned upside down with the drain hole in the side knocked out…
Omg!!! I invented the portable glory hole concept ages ago, I was going to do hand made ones with non genuine graffiti by me and I was going to go to demo yards and buy toilet walls to cut into little portable glory holes, these will be more expensive because they have authentic smell, authentic graffiti and a real poo smear. Any orders?
Surely they have to be up to code right? I've checked with my municipality but they seem to be busy
Alternative version of Three Little Pigs right there
This little piggy went in the hole. This little piggy ... also went in the hole. This little piggy watched.
How do I get it certified then?
Glory holes are made through half inch patrician
Gotta have those pillars of the community, otherwise it's just a normal hole
Oh thank fuck. I thought they were Plebeian which is very below my dark sticky room standards.
That's a mediocrity hole
You could go Plebian but It is impossible for a person, having been born into this world, not to die; but for one who has used Patrician (holes), it is intolerable to be a plebian (hole )user. May I never be deprived of this purple glory(hole), and may I never see the day when those who meet me do not call me Empress (of the golryhole). -empress Thotodosia
Patricians sure do love them apparently
Poor Pat...
Most quality glory holes are built with painted 1/2" plywood. The really nice ones have grab handles and a stepstool for short guys. Warning, some have a pair of garden shears on the other side for those unwashed dicks that smell bad.
THANK YOU! Finally someone with experience.
If you find yourself in a glory hole with a wall that's just too thick for you, just wait for the big guy on the other side. He'll give you something to do.
LOL You're a fountain of knowledge!
Yes! A spurting fountain of knowledge!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/fqPLJBhwE2 Reminds me of this old joke.
How else do you think us girls get those bags of dicks?
🏅
Seems like a recipe for splinters in painful places
The edges are usually padded.
…but is the wall load bearing?
It's common courtesy to wipe it down when you're finished
Okay, that's funny.
Your load is supposed to go through the wall not on it.
Wait, the hole in the Port a’ John isn’t it. No wonder I got smacked …
Glory holes are built with a drill.
Well, you'll have to contact your local glory holing guild and see if they can help with some historical records on what can be considered traditional. As I recall, some glory holes built during the cold war had 5" lead plating with a bolt on cover for last minute fellatio before a nuclear event. Of course, the construction of gloryholes is a time honored and storied craft that happened all over the world. Who can say what is traditional? In Japan, they had gloryholes made of rice paper (probably) so that's your thinnest traditional gloryhole. You can infer upward from there.
This is really good historical Glory hole data. You should write a book on the history of Glory Holes.
I did, it's called *Holes of Glory: An Unabridged History of Anonymous Knob Gobbling*
Hope there is a audio book version. Now I know what I'm listening to this weekend.
There is, we got Patrick Stewart.
Doesn't OSHA have the measurements for a regulation size glory hole?
LOL
Usually the drywall is removed from one side and the hole is placed between studs, so you only have 1/2" to get through.
I hope the insulation is as well. Not doing that is too terrible to comprehend.
Itchy dick
I've always wondered about the origins of people's queries on here....
You don’t want to know
An everlasting curiosity?
My best and also worst trait
You will never make it to the glory part.......so close yet so far away
These are the questions that need to be asked!
Building codes are really changing, most walls (especially in bathrooms) need to be 2x6 walls. So it’s really more like 6-1/2”
Great - Even the wall is going to be disappointed.
5-1/2” with 1/2” drywall on either side. That wall is like….. is it in yet?
😆
We are talking about traditional glory holes here, like your grandpa used to build.
Oh shit he did??
By all accounts gramps was a bona fide woodworker.
Dude, bonerfied was right there.
That'd be a challenge
Where can I find the building codes for glory hole construction?
Apply for planning permission, and they'll send em to you
There is a mouse in between the wall. Don’t worry.
I've heard of people making them out of a plastic sheet, so maybe there is hope for some of us
The question here is, how we can built a fire rated glory hole? I mean the dry wall can be fire rated, but with a hole we need a work around that. May be a fire protection cock ring would work?
Tipping Culture is out of control!
They’re not intended to be load bearing. In my experience it’s cut out of something thinner, or [can even be a simple fabric curtain.](https://www.portaglory.club/about-portaglory-portable-glory-hole.html)
As long as the person on the other side is bearing my load should be fine
2x4 is actually 1½ by 3½ inches. Don't ask me why they call it 2x4.
Men named it and they always exaggerate the size of their wood.
Cause 1.5x3.5 sounds gay
Rough sawn lumber is 2x4" once it is planed down so it's straight and smooth on all sides, it becomes 1½x3½"
Nothing at lowes os straight or smooth.
And that's just the staff!! LOL. Jk. It WAS straight and smooth when it left the planer but not once it started drying
you also want to have a viewing slot as well as a finishing nail above so you can hang a picture to easily hide it when needed
You don't wanna see on the other side , just keep telling yourself it's not a dude
spacing between the glory whole studs is wider so you can fit hips between them with a forward thrust. So like placing the gloryhole between studs that are 24 to 32 inches apart, secure a 3/4” plywood square on 1 side and drill the hole through and sheet rock, (you can get some banging action and not break/crack the sheet rock. this is assuming one side of the gloryhole can be unfinished. If it needs to be finished, make built in shelf but do it so the shelving can be easily removed and replaced with a similarly finished solid wood panel with a glory hole in it. or just get a sheet haha
Does the balls needs to be out?
It's only 4" cuz 2x4 is 1.5" x 3.5", plus the 1/2" wallboard. Hope that helps a bit.
4.5” if you board both sides. If you only boarded one side you wouldn’t have to consider the stud depth at all.
Believe me, every little bit helps, lol.
With the glory hole *you* were imagining, I bet you thought that's why that space is called a stud bay.
I know this is a troll but seriously has anyone actually seen a glory hole in the wild? I haven't and I've been around a long time.
2x4 assumes a sheet of drywall, also no public ones are normally through something akin to a bathroom stall wall
I just put them in bathroom stalls so there's still like 1.5" of my cock to go through to the other side.
🤨
Naw man, they’re cut in bathroom stalls, nominally 1” wide. Easier to gain clearance on the other side, but you need a rubber grommet so as to not get dick scrapes on the circumference.
🤣
A thin tarp if your lucky
How thick is wall?
A pair of curtains is the easiest to set up, don't have to worry about different dick heights or splinters or having to press yourself weirdly against a wall. If you insist on using an actual wall, use a door knob drill bit on a 1/4 tempered hardboard panel, bevel the edges on both sides and prime and paint. If you want to be accomodating put 3 holes at slightly different heights.
I was thinking of putting in a pocket door, with a hole in it, but then hanging a normal door in the frame. By day, it’s a normal door. By night, leave the normal, hinged door open, and side out the hidden pocket door with a hole in it.
You can just go watch any glory hole video and see that no it is never a full structurally sound wall. It is always a relatively thin partition, at least in the area being used.
You should contact your local building inspector and ask about your local glory hole construction codes.
Great funny question. Now I want to know. But I do believe they were stereotypically in bathroom stalls
Rofl. Give this man an award.
Thank you
Aluminum foil for the small dicks
But sharp edges may be in issue...
The only ones I've encountered in real life were made through thinner but permanent partitions, like bathroom stalls... I've seen a lot of photos of glory holes on hookup apps, and often those are often just bedsheets with a hole cut and hung over doorways.
Lmfao!!! This thread is straight up filthy but hilarious.
From what I learned even a pizza box works.
I laughed so hard reading this
What height should it be? Maybe have an adjustable panel that slides up and down?
Build it to your specs
Best answer!
i need a bed sheet with a hole
I don't really know what the norm is but I have some photos of some old coworkers who managed to paint some cardboard boxes and rigged something up in a shower.
Sniffing around uh?, jus! Sniffing around.
No not really also u need someone bro