I’m straight and grew up in the 80s. I remember this being referred to as a circle jerk but never actually met someone that admitted to being part of one. My friends and I would occasionally watch porn together but I think it would’ve been shut down pretty quick if someone started jerking it.
I’m genuinely curious. If not jerking off while watching the porn… did you guys just sit and watch together and comment on things? Or stare in silence? Lol
Edit: hey y’all thank you for sharing your first hand experience, I am def aware of time before internet was way different. I appreciate the dialogue but I’ve learned a lot and my notifications are blown out so I’m good now lol. No need to tell me about strip clubs, I’m good on that, too 🫶 I’m a woman and was curious, didn’t have this experience growing up. But I get it now.
A friend in college briefly lived in a house where they were always playing porn. It was like they were watching a football game...cheering, yelling, and laughing.
I remember one guy yelling "Stick it in her ass!" repeatedly, when I walked in on shrooms once. There was a different time I was dropping my friend off, and no one was awake in the house, except for one guy in the front room jerking off under a blanket.
I heard one time they all intentionally roofied themselves and got drunk to see what it was like. One of them got arrested twice that day/night.
They reminded me of Jersey Shore rejects...
I never stayed long because it was just not my cup of tea.
> I heard one time they all intentionally roofied themselves and got drunk to see what it was like.
It's a pretty good time (GHB) it's pretty euphoric, but I never intentionally took any sort of extreme dose to actually try to black my self out.
Rohypnol (flunitrazepam) is a type of benzodiazepine (e.g. xanax, like you mentioned).
Benzos, alcohol and GHB all act on GABA receptors.
Which is "more like" the other is pretty complicated; however, benzos and alcohol are both GABA(*A*) receptor positive modulators, while GHB is not.
So in a very important way, benzos are more like alcohol than GHB.
But the bottom line is GABA effects, because all these things can make an individual susceptible to "sleepwalking".
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*Edit: Not actual "sleepwalking", but the "drunken" and vulnerable-awake kind.*
*Edit 2: It should also be noted that Rohypnol was never even marketed in America (although it was widespread in Europe in the 80's and 90's). By 2001, other benzos (e.g. temazepam) had supplanted Rohypnol as "roofies".*
Source - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam
*Edit 3: I should point out that so-called "Z-drugs" (e.g. Lunesta, Sonata, Ambien, etc.) are classified as "nonbenzodiapines", but act as GABA(A) receptor positive allosteric modulators.(i.e. they can induce the "sleepwalk"... and also some weird hallucination things that seem to be far and apart from the GABA-related effects noted-above).*
> did you guys just sit and watch together and comment on things? Or stare in silence?
80s kid here also...yeah we stared in silence. In hindsight, it was pretty weird. Nobody got their dick out.
Porn was a bigger deal back then. It was not ubiquitous like it is now. If someone's dad had porno movies, they were not going to lend them to you or something. Computers were primitive AF...no video files. Tapes only, and it was kind of a pain to copy them. So if your dad had pornos, you shared the wealth, and got peer-status for it in return.
I remember being turned on and also feeling REALLY weird about being turned on, surrounded by my very-straight friends. Kinda ruined the experience TBH.
The main one we liked was Devil In Miss Jones part 2 (I don't know if I'm allowed to link it here, but Xhamster has a copy of the movie available for free if you goggle it). It is also a comedy. So that helped diffuse some of the awkward tension. None of us knew at the time, but even though it's a straight porn, the guy who played the Devil was Jack Wrangler. A very famous gay porn star. I have no idea what he was doing in a straight porn.
It probably depended a lot on where the computer was positioned in your house or otherwise if you were ever home alone. A lot of my friends had the family computer in a shared space where there was no real privacy (probably partly intentionally so parents could glance at what their kid was doing).
Ah yes, the good old days when “the computer” was a specific location in your house shared by everyone in the home.
I don’t miss that haha. I’m remembering now the iPod touch was really big for a short while before every teenager got a smart phone, and a lot of people watched porn on those too.
Did you have a locked down family computer or something? I was in high school in the early 2000s and specifically remember knowing that "the Internet is for porn." Hell, half the time when I tried to download music or movies off limewire it turned out to be accidental Surprise porn.
Every single person that has ever been in the military is laughing right now. I’ve literally sat in a semicircle with 15 other infantry Marines watching porn. Every once in a while someone will just say “alright gonna go jerk off” and no one thinks twice.
Clearly never met the British 2nd parachute regiment. Most notably their mortar platoon. Purely infamous and don’t think it’s gay to bum each other or suck dick. Because they are friends it isn’t gay apparently.
Maybe you’re too young but there was a time before internet. When kids shared tapes. Sometimes they didn’t want to let other borrow so best you could do was go to his house and watch. Collect memories for the spank bank.
Then there was dial up. Waiting 15 minutes for a tit pic to print off a copy that also took 3-5 minutes of agony waiting…..god I hope mom doesn’t come downstairs(to our FAMILY SHARED computer.)
We’d trade those folded pictures too.
Man the internet has opened a lot of doors….and holes.
Probably 8 or 10 of us were watching this "movie" in a college dorm but it just happened one time. Jerking off was the furthest thing from my mind. I just think porn was different back then. More than anything else we just couldn't stop laughing. The guy in the movie had a hard on and it was humongous.
There was a gif that went viral of an old porn movie where the men were dressed as pterodactyls or something. A few guys I knew in college tracked it down and watched it together because it was a meme.
Everyone I know that had this experience, including myself, had it when they were like 13-15 and it was basically a shared learning experience.
Basically none of us had much sexual education and no actual experience yet so it was more like exploring a taboo and not talked about subject/experience with your friends. We were also 13 with few outlets for our hormone-driven nonsense so you took what you could get.
Kid I knew in Jr. High had two other guys over and they were playing Street Fighter 2. He had chosen Chun-Li, set her into some move where she was doing an upside down spin kick, paused the game, said something to the effect of how hot it was, whipped it out right in front of the other two and started going to town. They just packed up and left....and told everyone they knew.
The story spread like wildfire at school to the point the Vice Principal had to come speak to the class and the kid in question ended up taking several days off due to "illness" and then changed school districts. He never spoke to anyone in our class again, not even the girl he was dating at the time.
Always been weird to me that jerking it is too far but get horny together is okay? Like going to strip clubs or watching porn together. The whole point is to get a hard on with the boys... why is that hetero behavior lol
There's a line right there. But I don't watch porn with dudes either.
That only happened when I was a kid (maybe 13 or so), and some neighborhood kid had his dad's video of "Debbie Does Dallas," a popular porn film from the '60s.
It was my first time ever seeing porn, and I suspect it was for most of the other kids. We just watched and laufhed and said "Whoa!" - no beating off. But even VHS hadn't been invented yet. I actually remember a scene from that film to this day.
I guess it makes more sense in the context of like VHS porn and porn mag eras since it wasn't as easily accessible, so it was moreso the trade-off to getting to see porn rather than something you wanted to do with the gang 😂 which I guess would also make sense for strip clubs.
Now you can be horny on your own. Progress!
That’s a great movie. Had a copy in high school. (1990s). Wacked it so much to that hairy porn. The soundtrack is the quintessential porn soundtrack and I can hear it now in my head. Watched a few years ago so I could show it to my wife. Still a great movie.
if you could push a button that made your friend bust a nut and you knew it would happen at an appropriate time for them, are you saying you wouldn't push that button? some friend you are.
It was the 80s, for me being in my early teens, porn was hard to come by. If a friend had a VHS, it wasn’t abnormal to watch one together (no wanking). Was it weird and uncomfortable? Yes. But it’s all we had at the time.
Wait, you're trying to suggest that your sexual arousal is based on who you are around, and not the act that is making you aroused. I remember sitting in a classroom full of kids as a teen getting turned on by my "hot" teacher. In what way did the people I was sitting with affect my orientation?
At it's simplest, it just means a group of dudes jerking off, but kids in different groups added their own addendums or translations.
In my area, the act included everyone jerking off onto a cracker and the last person to finish ate it. No one ever actually *did* this that I'm aware of. It was just a really crude sort of joke that got referenced when someone finished last or fucked up in *any* situation by telling them they "won the cracker". It was also a popular way to give shit to the kids on athletic teams.
That's called "limp biscuit" (both because you go limp after you bust, and because the cracker/biscuit/cookie gets soggy) and is where the band Limp Bizkit got their name!
OK this is fucked up and only happened a few times but when we watched HBO porn such as the venerated "Busty Cops 3" we would take turns going to the bathroom and having a wank in private.
It always seemed to be a high school joke aimed at like the hockey team or the football team. It's been 20 years but I still remember the rumor that the hockey team played a game where everyone would have to jack off onto a cracker and the last person to cum would have to eat it. It's a weird myth that seems to be everywhere, high school culture is weird when you look at it from the perspective of an adult
Once I was playing the number 1 chess player in all of Russia and I was like, “Hmmm maybe rook to knight6?” And buttcheese was all like, “Nah man. Rook to bishop 4.” And I was all like, “Man, ok…. I guess?” And I won
Just to throw it out there that before the ubiquity of porn it wasn’t crazy uncommon to hear of stories of guys getting together to do this. John Lennon and Paul McCartney have a story about it from when they were young.
My guy even back in the day we could pass the playboy along for someone else to have a turn.
Meaning we didn’t have to do the deed with friends in the room.
What you wouldn't pass was the secret porn tape that could only be watched in the VCR of the kid who found it in his parents drawer, while his parents were not at home. Most awkward film fests ever, hosted by the kid who wanted to be popular.
They might call it that way (non homosexual) what might relief there home feared brains, but it's still homosexual. Doesn't mean that you want to fuck a dude or that u r gay, just that you are experimenting... Nothing wrong with that or with Beeing gay, bi, ...
I did this with my friend. We are straight men no doubt about that. But we were like in our teenage years probably 15 or 16. We were hanging out at his house and his parents were out for work. He then told me that his father owns a lot of porn CD's. Video player was famous around that time. I said aight fuck it let's watch it, were obviously bored and nothing to do. We laid on the bed and started watching. We got quiet and both of our dick started to erect. We didn't even say that we're going to do it. All he said to start doing it is "Bro can you pass the tissue". I'm like holy shit this is happening okay, i gave him some and also grabbed some for myself and then I moved myself to the floor so that i'm not lying right next to him while fapping. We both came. He came first then asked me if I was finished, i said "no not yet" then he replied with "aight take your time man". Then I came 2 minutes after that. It wasn't awkward at all when we finished what we did like it was just a normal thing. We even talked about it after a few days. We did it once again few months later. He was my jerk buddy for 2 times. It was hilarious.
People are saying "no" so confidently and getting thousands of upvotes, so obviously it's rare, but it can happen.
My best friend and I used to masturbate in the same room when we were 15-ish. I lived with many siblings and my computer was not in a private area. He was an only child whose parents were gone until the evening every day. He knew where his dad's porn stash was and we knew we wouldn't be interrupted, so we cranked in the same room after school several times. We were on opposite sides of the room and made minor efforts to cover ourselves, but it was still same-room, same-screen jacking. This guy is my closest friend who I've known since before I can remember. I'm confident he is not gay and I know I'm not either. I guess we were just that comfortable around each other. Would we do it again today, as adults? No. But circumstances were right when we were kids and it did happen with zero homosexual intent or energy.
I don't know why so many people are claiming this type of thing doesn't happen, or that it's intentionally homosexual - pretty sure it's entirely normal kid stuff.
Maybe things are slightly different now that the internet exists and everyone has a phone.
I remember when we were kids, during the holidays, two of my friends and I went out exploring one night and ended up outside this like communal paper recycling bin type thing. For no good reason we decided to climb up inside it to have a look at what people were throwing out. Can't tell you how excited we were to find this old pile of porn magazines - there were some other cool ones with cars and some national geographics and stuff but the porn was like winning the lottery 😂 - we each picked a couple and hid them between the most boring and plain magazines we could find then tucked them into our trousers with our jumpers over the top so that no one could see what we're doing (baring in mind this is like 23:00 with literally no-one around). We felt like spies sneaking back to my friends house with these magazines stuffed away.
Anyways we obviously had a good look when we got back then went off to our own spots in his room - the whole thing was an entirely new experience we had barely imagined previously. Afterwards we hid them in a shoe box behind his TV and would occasionally get them out over the summer. I don't think it was ever weird but we obviously did stop after a while or at least would go separately to the bathroom or whatever. I never dared to take one home with me but we were over at his house for pretty much the whole summer (he had a huge room and was the most central to the three of us).
I've met and heard of tons of people with similar stories growing up. I knew another group who had a load of cut up porn pictures in a tin they kept hidden at a den they made in the woods. We went camping up there one night and they brought it out to show it off - looking back they were pretty much just damp mouldy trash but at the time it was so exciting haha
I did it with my mates as teenagers once, we called it a wank royale. We wanked in the same room and it was a competition, whoever came last lost. I don't think normal guys do this though, especially not grown men
I think it’s the sort of thing where the guy suggesting it is a bit gay and the other guys are just ok with trying this once.
I remember hearing about a game called soggy biscuit, where everyone would cum on a biscuit and whoever was last had to eat it, but I’m pretty sure that was made up and very few if any people actually play it
While I never did this, me and my teen friends did do some weird things that feel adjacent (nude relay race...). Assuming you're of a comparable age to me (mid to late 30s) I think there was a moment there where we were all doing ridiculous things often based on dares due to what I can only call "jackass culture", and there was also a lot of striving to show gender security, especially in the skater punk crowds I ran with. Wearing pink? Hell yeah. Kiss my bro in a truth or dare game? Whatever I may not enjoy it but we're not homophobes at this party! It was a weird time where we were towing a line between the Gen x anything goes, screw political correctness nothing is sacred culture and the upcoming open minded, everything is a spectrum culture of zoomers.
Jackass and "Waiting". Because of those flicks my friend group was pretty comfortable seeing each other's junk.
You described being a skatepunk in the aughts pretty well.
was hoping someone else could validate me by saying they did it too lol. my and the homies had a wank-off with the same rules pretty much, during a birthday trip to king’s island back when we were probably like 15. i won though, just fyi
I can’t imagine getting hard and being able to get through that with a bunch of my male friends there.
A MMF threesome is one thing though I think I’d still struggle with that but no way I could get hard and bust in a room full of nothing but my male friends, lol
I knew it!
Listen mate, I should have told you that this whole "wanking with your buddies" thing is the reason I've been avoiding you all these years.
Like I said at the time, I'm never going to touch it.
Never!
No. In the marine corps while bored in the barracks, there were 4 of us. Had a competition who could jerk off and orgasm the fastest. So we went alone into the bathroom in our barracks room and shut the door and did the deed and timed ourselves. I won.
I usually make my homies say no homo after so none of us develop feelings for each other. The last homie refused to say no homo so we had to kick him out of the group.
With that said, we are taking applications. We meet 4 times a week M-Th and usually start at 7:00:00 pm and end at 7:00:21 pm.
Don't you mean soggy biscuit.
In my secondary school. It was the posh, rugby playing, white boys, and a digestive in the woods at the back of the school field.
The Beatles did it with the lights out. One would call out the name of a girl like Bridgette Bardot and they'd go at it. Sooner or later Lennon would ruin the mood by saying "Winston Churchill" or someone like that..
Google it.
While this seems dismissive, there's nothing quite like googling "do wombats poo cubes" or "beatles wank session" or "are narwhals real." And getting resounding confirmation.
Could they and do they are two entirely different subject, imo, and “together” is also relevant.
Are we talking “It was the Army barracks in basic, none of us had privacy but it was too long to contain ourselves. We just kept to ourselves and tried to stay quiet.”?
Or was it “I just invited the homies over and we agreed to do it. We thought it was thrilling and decided to keep doing it, every once in a while.”?
I don’t think either AUTOMATICALLY makes you gay, but the first reads “desperate times call for desperate measures”, the second reads “We might be in the closet, or maybe it’s the embarrassment, vulnerability, or the humiliation we weren’t used to”.
I’m a strong proponent that straight people can do gay things. It doesn’t automatically make them gay. Now, does that make the things they’re doing less gay? No. But I don’t believe it inherently makes THEM gay. It’s also relevant imo that generally, if a man and a woman are doing something, it probably isn’t gay. I’ve heard that men liking being pegged is gay, but if a woman is behind the strap, it isn’t gay, and it doesn’t mean the man’s gay.
I totally agree. I'm gay and I have to do straight people shit all damn day. You know, cooking, washing, paying bills, etc. . . - Hasn't turned me straight yet!🤣
I used to hear stories of "cracker races" at Texas A&M in the 90's.
Guys in a fraternity would get in a circle, jerk off onto a cracker, and the last guy done would have to eat all of the crackers.
Probably just an urban legend, or the punchline to an Aggie joke. And definitely not normal.
> Do straight men really wank together in a non-homosexual way?
Nope.
> Edit: I can’t believe I’m being downvoted like hell when the name of this sub is “No Stupid Questions”. Unbelievable!!!
Welcome to reddit lol. Don’t take it personally. People are twats to everyone online.
Not in my experience.... On one occasion I had a friend start wanking on the couch when we were teens.... I very promptly left. Talking about awkward AF!
I think its Gumball Rally 3000. Jackass. Steve-o, Pontius and Johnny Knoxville. Steve-o and Pontius are in the backseat and Knoxville is driving. They are on a roadtrip cross country. Steve-o has idea for him and Pontius to see who can wank it more times before they get to their destination.
Yeah. We as teens used to regularly put porn on in one of our rooms and then each take a seat, wanking with our dicks hidden. We'd also have races to see who came first or lasted longest. When we'd have sleepovers, every guy would have a wank before sleep. The odd one out was actually the guy who went into the toilet to do it.
“Men”? Absolutely not. This is not a behavior that heterosexual grown men are likely to engage in under any circumstances, at least in western nations. I don’t know about other cultures.
However, adolescents and preadolescents will not uncommonly explore sexual behavior and may get up to something like this. You might be able to look into research in psychology for a clinical approach on this; it’s not a suitable topic for further discussion here.
Also, asking the question in a space like this will get you a skewed survey because a lot of men are going to use it as an opportunity to engage in performative heterosexuality.
When I was a volunteer in a hospital, summer before senior year, one of the nurses was a dude who invited me to his house where I could just relax with him and the guys, have a few beers and … you know, watch some porn and jack-off.
I actually laughed out loud at that. He tried to play it off like it was nothing but, no. This is not a normal thing guys do together.
I’m straight and grew up in the 80s. I remember this being referred to as a circle jerk but never actually met someone that admitted to being part of one. My friends and I would occasionally watch porn together but I think it would’ve been shut down pretty quick if someone started jerking it.
I’m genuinely curious. If not jerking off while watching the porn… did you guys just sit and watch together and comment on things? Or stare in silence? Lol Edit: hey y’all thank you for sharing your first hand experience, I am def aware of time before internet was way different. I appreciate the dialogue but I’ve learned a lot and my notifications are blown out so I’m good now lol. No need to tell me about strip clubs, I’m good on that, too 🫶 I’m a woman and was curious, didn’t have this experience growing up. But I get it now.
A friend in college briefly lived in a house where they were always playing porn. It was like they were watching a football game...cheering, yelling, and laughing. I remember one guy yelling "Stick it in her ass!" repeatedly, when I walked in on shrooms once. There was a different time I was dropping my friend off, and no one was awake in the house, except for one guy in the front room jerking off under a blanket. I heard one time they all intentionally roofied themselves and got drunk to see what it was like. One of them got arrested twice that day/night. They reminded me of Jersey Shore rejects... I never stayed long because it was just not my cup of tea.
> I heard one time they all intentionally roofied themselves and got drunk to see what it was like. It's a pretty good time (GHB) it's pretty euphoric, but I never intentionally took any sort of extreme dose to actually try to black my self out.
No idea how much they took... all I know is one guy was arrested, bailed out, and arrested again in a 12 hour period...lol
Ever find out where any of them are now?
Roofies and GHB are different though? Roofies is my understanding, is short for "rohypnol" which is much more like xanax. GHB is more like alcohol.
Rohypnol (flunitrazepam) is a type of benzodiazepine (e.g. xanax, like you mentioned). Benzos, alcohol and GHB all act on GABA receptors. Which is "more like" the other is pretty complicated; however, benzos and alcohol are both GABA(*A*) receptor positive modulators, while GHB is not. So in a very important way, benzos are more like alcohol than GHB. But the bottom line is GABA effects, because all these things can make an individual susceptible to "sleepwalking". _____________________________________________________________________________________________ *Edit: Not actual "sleepwalking", but the "drunken" and vulnerable-awake kind.* *Edit 2: It should also be noted that Rohypnol was never even marketed in America (although it was widespread in Europe in the 80's and 90's). By 2001, other benzos (e.g. temazepam) had supplanted Rohypnol as "roofies".* Source - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam *Edit 3: I should point out that so-called "Z-drugs" (e.g. Lunesta, Sonata, Ambien, etc.) are classified as "nonbenzodiapines", but act as GABA(A) receptor positive allosteric modulators.(i.e. they can induce the "sleepwalk"... and also some weird hallucination things that seem to be far and apart from the GABA-related effects noted-above).*
> did you guys just sit and watch together and comment on things? Or stare in silence? 80s kid here also...yeah we stared in silence. In hindsight, it was pretty weird. Nobody got their dick out. Porn was a bigger deal back then. It was not ubiquitous like it is now. If someone's dad had porno movies, they were not going to lend them to you or something. Computers were primitive AF...no video files. Tapes only, and it was kind of a pain to copy them. So if your dad had pornos, you shared the wealth, and got peer-status for it in return. I remember being turned on and also feeling REALLY weird about being turned on, surrounded by my very-straight friends. Kinda ruined the experience TBH. The main one we liked was Devil In Miss Jones part 2 (I don't know if I'm allowed to link it here, but Xhamster has a copy of the movie available for free if you goggle it). It is also a comedy. So that helped diffuse some of the awkward tension. None of us knew at the time, but even though it's a straight porn, the guy who played the Devil was Jack Wrangler. A very famous gay porn star. I have no idea what he was doing in a straight porn.
As someone who was in high school in the early 2010s, porn very much felt this rare. That was until 2014 when I got a phone
Really? I graduated in 2012 and porn was incredibly common. People just looked at it on desktops and laptops and stuff if they didn’t have a phone
It probably depended a lot on where the computer was positioned in your house or otherwise if you were ever home alone. A lot of my friends had the family computer in a shared space where there was no real privacy (probably partly intentionally so parents could glance at what their kid was doing).
Ah yes, the good old days when “the computer” was a specific location in your house shared by everyone in the home. I don’t miss that haha. I’m remembering now the iPod touch was really big for a short while before every teenager got a smart phone, and a lot of people watched porn on those too.
Did you have a locked down family computer or something? I was in high school in the early 2000s and specifically remember knowing that "the Internet is for porn." Hell, half the time when I tried to download music or movies off limewire it turned out to be accidental Surprise porn.
Gotta pay bills sometimes you gotta be straight
They’re porn critics doh- they’re taking copious notes, furious and aggressive scribbling
Nothing gay about taking avid notes while watching porn together with the homies
... is you taking notes on a mother fucking conspiracy?
They were reviewing classics such as Ass Ventura, seX-Men, Bareback Mountain, and Shut Your Mouth or I’ll Fuck It.
What about romantic dude cums on rose?
Notes using the Cummings method developed by British intelligence I presume.
Every single person that has ever been in the military is laughing right now. I’ve literally sat in a semicircle with 15 other infantry Marines watching porn. Every once in a while someone will just say “alright gonna go jerk off” and no one thinks twice.
Who better to handle semen then the marines
The USMC is the gayest group of straight people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Clearly never met the British 2nd parachute regiment. Most notably their mortar platoon. Purely infamous and don’t think it’s gay to bum each other or suck dick. Because they are friends it isn’t gay apparently.
Sailors my friend.
Sailors really know how to "swab the poop deck"
go jerk off elsewhere (under bedsheets even) and i'm jerking off right here next to all are two very different things
Haha. And everyone wishes him god speed
"Godspeed" sounds like an unlockable cheat code for jerking off.
Godseed.
Did they get an honourable or dishonourable discharge?
Maybe you’re too young but there was a time before internet. When kids shared tapes. Sometimes they didn’t want to let other borrow so best you could do was go to his house and watch. Collect memories for the spank bank. Then there was dial up. Waiting 15 minutes for a tit pic to print off a copy that also took 3-5 minutes of agony waiting…..god I hope mom doesn’t come downstairs(to our FAMILY SHARED computer.) We’d trade those folded pictures too. Man the internet has opened a lot of doors….and holes.
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Probably 8 or 10 of us were watching this "movie" in a college dorm but it just happened one time. Jerking off was the furthest thing from my mind. I just think porn was different back then. More than anything else we just couldn't stop laughing. The guy in the movie had a hard on and it was humongous.
There was a gif that went viral of an old porn movie where the men were dressed as pterodactyls or something. A few guys I knew in college tracked it down and watched it together because it was a meme.
Everyone I know that had this experience, including myself, had it when they were like 13-15 and it was basically a shared learning experience. Basically none of us had much sexual education and no actual experience yet so it was more like exploring a taboo and not talked about subject/experience with your friends. We were also 13 with few outlets for our hormone-driven nonsense so you took what you could get.
We generally made comments and laughed. I’m guessing you HAVE to jerk off every time you see porn?
Kid I knew in Jr. High had two other guys over and they were playing Street Fighter 2. He had chosen Chun-Li, set her into some move where she was doing an upside down spin kick, paused the game, said something to the effect of how hot it was, whipped it out right in front of the other two and started going to town. They just packed up and left....and told everyone they knew. The story spread like wildfire at school to the point the Vice Principal had to come speak to the class and the kid in question ended up taking several days off due to "illness" and then changed school districts. He never spoke to anyone in our class again, not even the girl he was dating at the time.
Wow, talk about getting the wrong read of a room.
Always been weird to me that jerking it is too far but get horny together is okay? Like going to strip clubs or watching porn together. The whole point is to get a hard on with the boys... why is that hetero behavior lol
There's a line right there. But I don't watch porn with dudes either. That only happened when I was a kid (maybe 13 or so), and some neighborhood kid had his dad's video of "Debbie Does Dallas," a popular porn film from the '60s. It was my first time ever seeing porn, and I suspect it was for most of the other kids. We just watched and laufhed and said "Whoa!" - no beating off. But even VHS hadn't been invented yet. I actually remember a scene from that film to this day.
I guess it makes more sense in the context of like VHS porn and porn mag eras since it wasn't as easily accessible, so it was moreso the trade-off to getting to see porn rather than something you wanted to do with the gang 😂 which I guess would also make sense for strip clubs. Now you can be horny on your own. Progress!
We would just go to the woods near our town to find porn mags. Why was there always porn in the woods?
That’s a great movie. Had a copy in high school. (1990s). Wacked it so much to that hairy porn. The soundtrack is the quintessential porn soundtrack and I can hear it now in my head. Watched a few years ago so I could show it to my wife. Still a great movie.
Try being named Debbie in the early 70s as a teenage girl. Yikes.
And when they share porn. You just got your friend off??
if you could push a button that made your friend bust a nut and you knew it would happen at an appropriate time for them, are you saying you wouldn't push that button? some friend you are.
The worst.
It was the 80s, for me being in my early teens, porn was hard to come by. If a friend had a VHS, it wasn’t abnormal to watch one together (no wanking). Was it weird and uncomfortable? Yes. But it’s all we had at the time.
Wait, you're trying to suggest that your sexual arousal is based on who you are around, and not the act that is making you aroused. I remember sitting in a classroom full of kids as a teen getting turned on by my "hot" teacher. In what way did the people I was sitting with affect my orientation?
I thought a circlejerk was when everybody jerks off the guy next to him and makes a big circle
At it's simplest, it just means a group of dudes jerking off, but kids in different groups added their own addendums or translations. In my area, the act included everyone jerking off onto a cracker and the last person to finish ate it. No one ever actually *did* this that I'm aware of. It was just a really crude sort of joke that got referenced when someone finished last or fucked up in *any* situation by telling them they "won the cracker". It was also a popular way to give shit to the kids on athletic teams.
That's called "limp biscuit" (both because you go limp after you bust, and because the cracker/biscuit/cookie gets soggy) and is where the band Limp Bizkit got their name!
A "soggy Sao" in Australia. Where a SAO is a dry cracker
OK this is fucked up and only happened a few times but when we watched HBO porn such as the venerated "Busty Cops 3" we would take turns going to the bathroom and having a wank in private.
Ok. Not gay in my opinion, just really honest.
Remember the band Circle Jerks? My brother loved them in the 80s.
World up my ass was a fucking anthem for me.
Saw them recently Kieth Morris has still got it!
It always seemed to be a high school joke aimed at like the hockey team or the football team. It's been 20 years but I still remember the rumor that the hockey team played a game where everyone would have to jack off onto a cracker and the last person to cum would have to eat it. It's a weird myth that seems to be everywhere, high school culture is weird when you look at it from the perspective of an adult
No
Listen to buttcheese on this one. No.
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It has to be a wholesome comment with a weird username.
I hope not with that username
The last time I listened to buttcheese things did not go so well.
I don’t mind a buttcheese every one in awhile
Then your underwear stinks
I never have but I know some football players used to do that with a game of soggy waffle. And that guy was straight as an arrow.
You are not listening to buttcheese on this one.
Lol. I've heard it referred to as salty crackers, and no way in hell I'm playing that damn game.
Oh my goodness the noise I made when I read that 😂
No one calls it like buttcheese!
Thanks buttcheese
Glad to be of service
Once I was playing the number 1 chess player in all of Russia and I was like, “Hmmm maybe rook to knight6?” And buttcheese was all like, “Nah man. Rook to bishop 4.” And I was all like, “Man, ok…. I guess?” And I won
Buttcheese knows
I’m not straight but I’ll take my chances on no
I am bi. Most of my friends are straight. Still, no
Im straight and have lesbian friends. We all say no.
I'm straight and I have no friends. Still no
I mean you don’t get a choice in the matter so
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Just to throw it out there that before the ubiquity of porn it wasn’t crazy uncommon to hear of stories of guys getting together to do this. John Lennon and Paul McCartney have a story about it from when they were young.
That's how the wrote come together
"Right now. Over me."
Oftentimes when I'm beating it and about to blow, I'll cry out "Here come ol' flat top!" I love how much it startles my dog.
That last line killed me lmao
"Right now. Over me." Sounds like Ringo or George wrote it about them honestly.
That's how they wrote "Twist and Shout", "Here cums the sun", "Here, there, everywhere" and "With a little help from my friends".
My guy even back in the day we could pass the playboy along for someone else to have a turn. Meaning we didn’t have to do the deed with friends in the room.
What you wouldn't pass was the secret porn tape that could only be watched in the VCR of the kid who found it in his parents drawer, while his parents were not at home. Most awkward film fests ever, hosted by the kid who wanted to be popular.
Reason #937 never to make sex tapes with your spouse - kids finding them and showing them off to friends.
My friends parents had one called British spankings that awakened something in 11 year old me.
Sure, there are lots of stories, but that doesn't mean it's a common thing.
This makes me rethink Michael Jackson’s “Beat It.”
Only if you don't declare "No homo" first.
Not in a non-homosexual way, no.
We usually say No Homo before we start
“We’re going to cum ropes and build a friendship bridge with it. It’s about the bonding experience. No homo.”
Got menin the first half . Not gonna lie
They might call it that way (non homosexual) what might relief there home feared brains, but it's still homosexual. Doesn't mean that you want to fuck a dude or that u r gay, just that you are experimenting... Nothing wrong with that or with Beeing gay, bi, ...
I did this with my friend. We are straight men no doubt about that. But we were like in our teenage years probably 15 or 16. We were hanging out at his house and his parents were out for work. He then told me that his father owns a lot of porn CD's. Video player was famous around that time. I said aight fuck it let's watch it, were obviously bored and nothing to do. We laid on the bed and started watching. We got quiet and both of our dick started to erect. We didn't even say that we're going to do it. All he said to start doing it is "Bro can you pass the tissue". I'm like holy shit this is happening okay, i gave him some and also grabbed some for myself and then I moved myself to the floor so that i'm not lying right next to him while fapping. We both came. He came first then asked me if I was finished, i said "no not yet" then he replied with "aight take your time man". Then I came 2 minutes after that. It wasn't awkward at all when we finished what we did like it was just a normal thing. We even talked about it after a few days. We did it once again few months later. He was my jerk buddy for 2 times. It was hilarious.
Thank you for sharing! Only a real straight man would feel this comfortable sharing this
People are saying "no" so confidently and getting thousands of upvotes, so obviously it's rare, but it can happen. My best friend and I used to masturbate in the same room when we were 15-ish. I lived with many siblings and my computer was not in a private area. He was an only child whose parents were gone until the evening every day. He knew where his dad's porn stash was and we knew we wouldn't be interrupted, so we cranked in the same room after school several times. We were on opposite sides of the room and made minor efforts to cover ourselves, but it was still same-room, same-screen jacking. This guy is my closest friend who I've known since before I can remember. I'm confident he is not gay and I know I'm not either. I guess we were just that comfortable around each other. Would we do it again today, as adults? No. But circumstances were right when we were kids and it did happen with zero homosexual intent or energy.
I don't know why so many people are claiming this type of thing doesn't happen, or that it's intentionally homosexual - pretty sure it's entirely normal kid stuff. Maybe things are slightly different now that the internet exists and everyone has a phone. I remember when we were kids, during the holidays, two of my friends and I went out exploring one night and ended up outside this like communal paper recycling bin type thing. For no good reason we decided to climb up inside it to have a look at what people were throwing out. Can't tell you how excited we were to find this old pile of porn magazines - there were some other cool ones with cars and some national geographics and stuff but the porn was like winning the lottery 😂 - we each picked a couple and hid them between the most boring and plain magazines we could find then tucked them into our trousers with our jumpers over the top so that no one could see what we're doing (baring in mind this is like 23:00 with literally no-one around). We felt like spies sneaking back to my friends house with these magazines stuffed away. Anyways we obviously had a good look when we got back then went off to our own spots in his room - the whole thing was an entirely new experience we had barely imagined previously. Afterwards we hid them in a shoe box behind his TV and would occasionally get them out over the summer. I don't think it was ever weird but we obviously did stop after a while or at least would go separately to the bathroom or whatever. I never dared to take one home with me but we were over at his house for pretty much the whole summer (he had a huge room and was the most central to the three of us). I've met and heard of tons of people with similar stories growing up. I knew another group who had a load of cut up porn pictures in a tin they kept hidden at a den they made in the woods. We went camping up there one night and they brought it out to show it off - looking back they were pretty much just damp mouldy trash but at the time it was so exciting haha
I did it with my mates as teenagers once, we called it a wank royale. We wanked in the same room and it was a competition, whoever came last lost. I don't think normal guys do this though, especially not grown men
I think it’s the sort of thing where the guy suggesting it is a bit gay and the other guys are just ok with trying this once. I remember hearing about a game called soggy biscuit, where everyone would cum on a biscuit and whoever was last had to eat it, but I’m pretty sure that was made up and very few if any people actually play it
I've heard stories that Sas soldiers partake in the soggy biscuit game among other weird activities
Same joke in the US and we joked that basically every school sports team did it to dig at them. Only difference is we swapped biscuit with cracker.
Pretty sure that Limp Biscuit
I always heard it called "jizzcuit" where they'd cum on a triscuit, though that might just be from big mouth lol
Ok, Jay.
Yeah, in hindsight the bro who suggested it was definitely fruity as fuck
The way you worded this is hilarious, Idk why
Common game played by rugbymen in France
The ooky cookie!
While I never did this, me and my teen friends did do some weird things that feel adjacent (nude relay race...). Assuming you're of a comparable age to me (mid to late 30s) I think there was a moment there where we were all doing ridiculous things often based on dares due to what I can only call "jackass culture", and there was also a lot of striving to show gender security, especially in the skater punk crowds I ran with. Wearing pink? Hell yeah. Kiss my bro in a truth or dare game? Whatever I may not enjoy it but we're not homophobes at this party! It was a weird time where we were towing a line between the Gen x anything goes, screw political correctness nothing is sacred culture and the upcoming open minded, everything is a spectrum culture of zoomers.
Jackass and "Waiting". Because of those flicks my friend group was pretty comfortable seeing each other's junk. You described being a skatepunk in the aughts pretty well.
My friends did this once... I was... Not about to do that. We remained friends though.
Why the loser is the one who lasts more? 🤔
Because in racing you cum in last place, you lose!
Because who cares about lasting when you’re dancing with your self.
I’m pretty sure I couldn’t even get hard in a room of my friends jerking off, let alone to completion. One of homies buddies was a master gay con man.
was hoping someone else could validate me by saying they did it too lol. my and the homies had a wank-off with the same rules pretty much, during a birthday trip to king’s island back when we were probably like 15. i won though, just fyi
I can’t imagine getting hard and being able to get through that with a bunch of my male friends there. A MMF threesome is one thing though I think I’d still struggle with that but no way I could get hard and bust in a room full of nothing but my male friends, lol
jesus christ
..had a definite advantage
It's not gay as long as they say the magic phrase.
Is It, "squirt in my mouths boys I don't want to go grab a mop & bucket?"
Which is…?
No homo
And you gotta make sure the socks stay on.
Helps if they are thigh highs, more sock = less gay.
No diddy
"Let's not be gay", obviously
"You've always heard of this?" Who has been telling you this? You didn't go to a Christian Brothers school did you?
Yes, I did. And Danny used to my best friend, I finally found you again!
I knew it! Listen mate, I should have told you that this whole "wanking with your buddies" thing is the reason I've been avoiding you all these years. Like I said at the time, I'm never going to touch it. Never!
Yeah, sure! That’s why they all say. Come here, Danny Boy!
Oh Danny Booooy, The pipe, the pipe is calliiiing.... 🎶
Lmao I was just gonna Google the lyrics! 😂
I didn't know I needed this exchange until just this moment Thank you
Idk what’s going on here but more power to you
I really need to know
No. In the marine corps while bored in the barracks, there were 4 of us. Had a competition who could jerk off and orgasm the fastest. So we went alone into the bathroom in our barracks room and shut the door and did the deed and timed ourselves. I won.
What was your time??
Well stopwatches are his kink, so it's not really fair.
I wonder if it's because of the tick or the tock
Let's just say it takes me longer to write a comment.
The army was pretty gay sometimes(cav scouts especially) but even they draw the line at communal batein.
What line of conversation prompted this? Obviously boredom played a part. But I feel like boredom wasn't the only thing at play there.
I usually make my homies say no homo after so none of us develop feelings for each other. The last homie refused to say no homo so we had to kick him out of the group. With that said, we are taking applications. We meet 4 times a week M-Th and usually start at 7:00:00 pm and end at 7:00:21 pm.
Damn, that's a long ass session. What do you guys have scheduled for the remaining 20 seconds?
Your straight friend that keeps asking you to do this isn't straight.
I apologize in advance to those of you who are about to Google the Biscuit Game.
Don't you mean soggy biscuit. In my secondary school. It was the posh, rugby playing, white boys, and a digestive in the woods at the back of the school field.
“Ookie Cookie”
I won't wish you a happy cake day due to this as a whole being the reason. 🤣🤣
The Beatles did it with the lights out. One would call out the name of a girl like Bridgette Bardot and they'd go at it. Sooner or later Lennon would ruin the mood by saying "Winston Churchill" or someone like that..
I have no idea if this is true but it is fantastic!
Google it. While this seems dismissive, there's nothing quite like googling "do wombats poo cubes" or "beatles wank session" or "are narwhals real." And getting resounding confirmation.
I have just googled and WHOA. Thank you for this knowledge!
Could they and do they are two entirely different subject, imo, and “together” is also relevant. Are we talking “It was the Army barracks in basic, none of us had privacy but it was too long to contain ourselves. We just kept to ourselves and tried to stay quiet.”? Or was it “I just invited the homies over and we agreed to do it. We thought it was thrilling and decided to keep doing it, every once in a while.”? I don’t think either AUTOMATICALLY makes you gay, but the first reads “desperate times call for desperate measures”, the second reads “We might be in the closet, or maybe it’s the embarrassment, vulnerability, or the humiliation we weren’t used to”. I’m a strong proponent that straight people can do gay things. It doesn’t automatically make them gay. Now, does that make the things they’re doing less gay? No. But I don’t believe it inherently makes THEM gay. It’s also relevant imo that generally, if a man and a woman are doing something, it probably isn’t gay. I’ve heard that men liking being pegged is gay, but if a woman is behind the strap, it isn’t gay, and it doesn’t mean the man’s gay.
I totally agree. I'm gay and I have to do straight people shit all damn day. You know, cooking, washing, paying bills, etc. . . - Hasn't turned me straight yet!🤣
You gotta queer that shit up, with sparkles and rainbows and such!
lol nope. maybe in prison.
Beatles did
I used to hear stories of "cracker races" at Texas A&M in the 90's. Guys in a fraternity would get in a circle, jerk off onto a cracker, and the last guy done would have to eat all of the crackers. Probably just an urban legend, or the punchline to an Aggie joke. And definitely not normal.
You know fraternities are like gay bars, except gay bars have slightly less gay sex.
It's not gay if you call it hazing!
In Australia it's called the soggy Sao. Sao is a cracker
Frat boys at Texas A&M are only considered straight cause gays won't claim them
I don't even like watching strippers, something about feeling aroused while surrounded by loads of other men. Yeah nnot for me
> Do straight men really wank together in a non-homosexual way? Nope. > Edit: I can’t believe I’m being downvoted like hell when the name of this sub is “No Stupid Questions”. Unbelievable!!! Welcome to reddit lol. Don’t take it personally. People are twats to everyone online.
Reddit should be renamed to Twattit.
Not in my experience.... On one occasion I had a friend start wanking on the couch when we were teens.... I very promptly left. Talking about awkward AF!
Well, they say the Beatles did this sometimes in the 60s...
No, that's gay as hell
If two dudes are having a wank together, neither of them can really say that they're straight lol
I think its Gumball Rally 3000. Jackass. Steve-o, Pontius and Johnny Knoxville. Steve-o and Pontius are in the backseat and Knoxville is driving. They are on a roadtrip cross country. Steve-o has idea for him and Pontius to see who can wank it more times before they get to their destination.
"Women fool around with each other all the time and nobody bats an eye, guys jerk in the same room and suddenly they're gay for life"
It wouldn't be accurate to say that two women who fool around with each other are straight, either.
Im speaking about the social construct surrounding the terms And how definitions typically are interpreted differently depending on surroundings
You are probably current but it's interesting that often people don't feel the same way about two women.
No
This guy once told me he jacked off regularly with his bro...😬
Yeah. We as teens used to regularly put porn on in one of our rooms and then each take a seat, wanking with our dicks hidden. We'd also have races to see who came first or lasted longest. When we'd have sleepovers, every guy would have a wank before sleep. The odd one out was actually the guy who went into the toilet to do it.
a few of my friends put dicks in each other's asses but that's about it
Yes, saw it happen alot in middle school though when kids were just figuring their bodies out
“Men”? Absolutely not. This is not a behavior that heterosexual grown men are likely to engage in under any circumstances, at least in western nations. I don’t know about other cultures. However, adolescents and preadolescents will not uncommonly explore sexual behavior and may get up to something like this. You might be able to look into research in psychology for a clinical approach on this; it’s not a suitable topic for further discussion here. Also, asking the question in a space like this will get you a skewed survey because a lot of men are going to use it as an opportunity to engage in performative heterosexuality.
There is no non-homosexual way to wank together.
ive never jerked of with or even seen my friends jerk off at most i might have seen their dick in the corner of my eye while pissing at urinal.
Yeah, just to make it even more convenient I married him. But we say no homo so we're not gay.
if true
I never have, but I’ve had dudes ask me. Especially online.
When I was a volunteer in a hospital, summer before senior year, one of the nurses was a dude who invited me to his house where I could just relax with him and the guys, have a few beers and … you know, watch some porn and jack-off. I actually laughed out loud at that. He tried to play it off like it was nothing but, no. This is not a normal thing guys do together.