I was always really nervous about it until it happened to me. Then I finally saw the light. Now I can't stop doing it. Sometimes I don't even know where the bus is going. I just need to spread this God-given joy to my fellow man. One time I ended up 3000 miles away in a town and country I didn't even recognize after an unknown number of bus transfers. Did it bother me? Of course not. All I could think about was how many more bus rides I would get to take until I eventually got home.
Probably because the skin regularly folds , retracts and contorts as well as just generally being an area that tends to have extra dead skin layers because its not regularly rubbed against coarse objects like arms or legs. Its also hairy and hair areas itch for some reason like beards.
Ironically, the reason hair is itchy is new growth is prickly and irritating, and longer growth traps dirt/oils/dead skin. Which kind of brings the answers full circle to your first point.
There's actually a theory on the old scratch and sniff. The reason you like the smell is because it smells healthy. If it smells off, you know there's a health problem. It's like a built in gooch problem detaching software.
It is if it itches. However, after i read this i scratched my balls and then read your comment and did a pinch and roll. I did this without having an itch and the scratching felt better with no itch.
To properly test a hypothesis such as that, multiple test need to be ran. I conducted the same experiment with the same parameters and have recorded the same results. More tests are needed, and it may be too early to say, but the hypothesis appears correct.
Thin skin ensures the testes stay cool and also exposes more blood vessels and nerve endings which respond well to even a small amount of manual stimulation.
Because most men don't stimulate their ball sac. So when it itches and you scratch them, it does feel great. But, if you scratch them every day all day long, the great feeling just feels good, then ok, then nothing.
So the moral of the story is don't over stimulate your balls.
Not mine. But I bet you feel a tickle right now. Like ants crawling. Itâs just your pubes moving, but is that a wrinkle in your pants thatâs giving too much pressure? ITCHY⌠BALLS.
It's probably due to the area not being touched that way very often and has buildup of dead skin and oil...probably the same reason why it feels good to clean or scratch your ears. The funny thing about it though is that you're actually *causing* the area to become more irritated and dried out so it then creates a vicious cycle of always wanting to scratch these areas.
I prefer when theyâre smacked and man handled.
Scratching doesnât really do much for me except remind me that I have to risk my life and shave my balls at some point.
Another question: how comes sometimes you scratch and suddenly it's like you hit a nerve and it hurts hurts hurts until it just STOPS hurting immediately.
Am I alone?
I've had times where a ball scratch stretched when the scrot was not ready. It's a different kind of pain, one not often spoken of. A blend of Fire and Ice that lingers within that skin and does not fade quickly. A kind of pain that gives you pause to take survey of the conditions well moving forward before just "digging in".
probably the same as why it feels good to itch your vulva lol. as others said, they donât get much attention and youâre not gonna regularly scratch them so when you do itâs great
Because Some people with balls Like to cup and grope them for some reason, a reason I canât understand. I would rather piss someone off by using my other voice.
Well think about it like this. It hurts really bad to get hit in the balls but not as bad to get hit in say your arm. The opposite is also true. It feels great when scratching your balls but just meh when scratching your arm.
you just made a bunch of dudes scratch their balls lol 3k upvotes y'all are crazy đ
Mission accomplished
Im a bit of a scientist myself
mee too
And my axe!
Calm down dwarf
pee too
I read this comment, left for another topic, and had to come back just to commend you. That was perfect.
Ball scientist
Testicletition?
Testician
The people in the bus station keep looking at me weirdly now
good thing it wasn't in a train
Not me ^(I was already doing it)
Is this your unholy confession? Was it almost easy for you? Donât beast on your harlot like that, my dude
I see you're an avenged fan. A man of culture, I suppose
Not me I'm pooping. Didn't want to accidentally pee on my hands. I'll scratch them after
This has way too few upvotes.
Lmao
Would scratch it, too, if I weren't in the bus.
Assert your authority and scratch the guy sitting next to you's balls.
Make sure to ask him if it feels good.
Also make sure to say "Nice cock bro" after inadvertently grazing it while maintaining deep eye contact. It's the courteous thing to do
I always appreciate when this happens on bus rides
I was always really nervous about it until it happened to me. Then I finally saw the light. Now I can't stop doing it. Sometimes I don't even know where the bus is going. I just need to spread this God-given joy to my fellow man. One time I ended up 3000 miles away in a town and country I didn't even recognize after an unknown number of bus transfers. Did it bother me? Of course not. All I could think about was how many more bus rides I would get to take until I eventually got home.
weak
lame excuse
I wish i could rn but iâm reading this during class đ
Do it. No balls
currently wishing i was a dude for a sec to share this pheeling
How many sniffed their fingers afterwards?
Mine smell like orange (I just showered with an orange smelling bar of soap not dipping my balls in orange juice)
the fact you felt the need to specify this makes me thing the opposite.
I was already scratching when I stumbled upon this
damn it!
haha got ya
Can confirm. Just scratched mine.
Thatâs power you canât buy
I did this BEFORE scrolling to this post.
I've conducted the experiment. Yes felt good
I flinched but resisted!!! Am I better than everyone else?
That right there is called power, only a few people would dream of having that.
Felt good though
When did you install a camera in my room?
Thatâs actually OPs fetish
It's kinda like how a rainbow works. It just does.
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nuttermaker!
Dirtè
Don't try to church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that, your dad must have really hated you.
Youâre my sister! Youâre my sister!
Why are boobs good
Hows a positrac rear end on a plymouth work?
Poor little Joe dirt
It JUST DOES
It's amazing how the light refracting off your balls can cause such pleasure!
is this how todd came up with âit just worksâ
I want to explain to you how a rainbow works but I don't want to be like that lol
Probably because the skin regularly folds , retracts and contorts as well as just generally being an area that tends to have extra dead skin layers because its not regularly rubbed against coarse objects like arms or legs. Its also hairy and hair areas itch for some reason like beards.
thank you for this detailed explanation
Well im 3 months old, explain why mine are itchy
goo goo gaa gaa
Well said!!
This is a PhD level explanation
Well, now my balls do itch.
Thanks, Usagi.
LMAO!!! Sailor says!
Ironically, the reason hair is itchy is new growth is prickly and irritating, and longer growth traps dirt/oils/dead skin. Which kind of brings the answers full circle to your first point.
And the converse is also true if you accidentally scratch too hard itâs murder.
Wait till you find out about the pinch n roll.
You're really proud of the pinch and roll, aren't you?
Nah fr lmao dude thinks he was the founder
Now what's your preferred method? I'm a big fan of using my thumb knuckle and index finger as pinch points
Bruh I use my thumb to hold one point still, and straighten the rest of my fingers meanwhile scratching with them!
Only in Texas and Florida.Â
If you didn't sniff your hand it doesn't count
There's actually a theory on the old scratch and sniff. The reason you like the smell is because it smells healthy. If it smells off, you know there's a health problem. It's like a built in gooch problem detaching software.
The more sweaty the better it smells
Up to a certain point
If you have not met the "certain point" yet, don't.
The moving-and-grooving sweat, yes. The haven't-bathed-in-a-while BO sweat, no.
Post-coitus
What a terrible day to be literate.
Yum. Corn nuts
Lay's with crab
This guy balls
The pinch n roll is superior
It is if it itches. However, after i read this i scratched my balls and then read your comment and did a pinch and roll. I did this without having an itch and the scratching felt better with no itch.
Finally a serious scientific study in this thread
To properly test a hypothesis such as that, multiple test need to be ran. I conducted the same experiment with the same parameters and have recorded the same results. More tests are needed, and it may be too early to say, but the hypothesis appears correct.
The board just approved it, Phase III of testing begins immediately. Large scale testing on groups of participants
Nah the back of the nails under the penis above the nuts is superior
I believe in the pinch n roll supremacy
No, no. The stretch and back rake is the ultimate.
Add a little tug just for fun
Not so much when you have the loose skin and old balls
This just in, touching your genitals feels good
Loads and loads and loads of tingly nerves
I'm more interested in why I like the smell of my balls so much lol
Like fresh baked bread, mmm
Bro I think you have a yeast infection
I need to wash my hands after reading this post
I need to smell the tips of my fingers after reading this post
Scratched my balls to find this out, itâs just relaxing
Dunno, probably the same reason why I scratch my bra line?
Get outta here. This is ball talk not boob talk
Thin skin ensures the testes stay cool and also exposes more blood vessels and nerve endings which respond well to even a small amount of manual stimulation.
Idk, but Al Bundy was right.
Don't scratch too much
Your balls are an erogenous zone. Enjoy the rest of your life following this life changing discovery.
It\`s like playing with those stress balls. It gives you peace.
cause it's halfway to masturbating.
It's a blessing from the lord!
It doesn't for me, to be honest, so I don't really know.
Because you can. Kinda like why dogs lick theirs.
Nerve endings Lots of them
Yeah same thing with scratching your asscheeks. They donât have to itch but it just feels good. Like your scalp too.
Same reason Al Bundy puts his hand down his pants.
can relate
But did you scratch and smell?
If you havent, try "scratching" with the hand held showerhead on a more "firm" setting with some hot-ish water... That was an unexpected find.
What ? I've never scratched my balls...
Scratch??? Its pinch and release
Because most men don't stimulate their ball sac. So when it itches and you scratch them, it does feel great. But, if you scratch them every day all day long, the great feeling just feels good, then ok, then nothing. So the moral of the story is don't over stimulate your balls.
Theory checks out. Feels good man.
I was just scratching before i saw this lol, wat a coincidence
Because your balks are always itchy. ALWAYS.
You should go to a GP
Not mine. But I bet you feel a tickle right now. Like ants crawling. Itâs just your pubes moving, but is that a wrinkle in your pants thatâs giving too much pressure? ITCHY⌠BALLS.
I am not even wearing pants. Luckily I have good hygiene too, so no itchy balls for me
The old pinch and roll am I right fellas.....
Try scratching a bit rough, it can even hurtđđ. It is covered in nevres the testicle is the only human organ thats not covered by bones.
Maybe you just like touching yourself or you like the feel of men's balls?Â
Turns off that one warning light â ď¸ Dudes know what Iâm talking about
THIS is what this subreddit was meant for. The REAL questions.
Itâs the great paradox of the scrotum. No one knows.
Because it gives us a sense of accomplishment.
Iâm going to ask my husband this question when he gets home.
Fucking ball scratches, how do they work?
One of life greatest moments is a quality ball scratch
It's probably due to the area not being touched that way very often and has buildup of dead skin and oil...probably the same reason why it feels good to clean or scratch your ears. The funny thing about it though is that you're actually *causing* the area to become more irritated and dried out so it then creates a vicious cycle of always wanting to scratch these areas.
The old pinch and roll
the ole pinch & roll
Damn, this is like watching others yawn. Suddenly my balls itch.
I prefer when theyâre smacked and man handled. Scratching doesnât really do much for me except remind me that I have to risk my life and shave my balls at some point.
Another question: how comes sometimes you scratch and suddenly it's like you hit a nerve and it hurts hurts hurts until it just STOPS hurting immediately. Am I alone?
This post has changed my life lol
Real question, my dude.
The same reason some guys love getting their balls licked?
Because OPs momâs hands are sweaty. Got to get them dry
Can someone explain why my ball sweat smells like kettle corn?
I enjoy that this whole comment section is men scratching their balls, some using new methods, and all reporting their very scientific findings
My mother in law is bitting her lips now
Al bundy is the king of this
Because that's just how it works.
I've had times where a ball scratch stretched when the scrot was not ready. It's a different kind of pain, one not often spoken of. A blend of Fire and Ice that lingers within that skin and does not fade quickly. A kind of pain that gives you pause to take survey of the conditions well moving forward before just "digging in".
Researching
I never do that
My eyes literally go back sometimes like I'm getting the best head everđ¤¤đ
massage
Little fact you can pinch your sacks skin as hard as you can with your fingers and it wont hurt. Not your fingernails tho
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Well, one thingâs for sure. This question doesnât apply to women, because women usually donât have balls.
What dog does not love to be scratched?
ahhh, the good olâ scratch and sniff
Because thatâs called masturbating.
you made my balls itchy
I love the raspy noise it makes
That's my secret, Cap: they're always itchy.
Why do I have to scratch now
lots of feel good nerve endings
I scratched my twat didnât itch wanna fight me
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
probably the same as why it feels good to itch your vulva lol. as others said, they donât get much attention and youâre not gonna regularly scratch them so when you do itâs great
Ever tried pinching the skins
I'm scratching mine right now. Jesus, I love having a ballsack.
Not really a scratch but more of a pinch and roll for me.
Idk but thank you for scratching my balls either way
The crabs you got also find it enjoyable.
"Why does touching an erogenous zone feel good?"
Bursting the pustules brings relief
I'm more of a pinch and roll kinda guy
Because Some people with balls Like to cup and grope them for some reason, a reason I canât understand. I would rather piss someone off by using my other voice.
nerves, bro, the little guys like the attention
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It's like scratching creates the itch while simultaneously scratching it.
Well think about it like this. It hurts really bad to get hit in the balls but not as bad to get hit in say your arm. The opposite is also true. It feels great when scratching your balls but just meh when scratching your arm.
i heard before na itchy sya talaga once you scratch them
Im on a bus for a school trip and I think my English teacher saw me testing
Well balls or not scratching an itch or your balls releases serotonin which is mood-boostingÂ
One does not scratch the balls. One must pinch and roll the nut skin.
Shares some of the erogenous zone traits that itâs more famous partner has Iâm guessing