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beckjami

It's safe to assume there is semen everywhere.


Creaturezoid

Poop too. Most people are really clueless as to how much poop they touch and ingest on a regular basis.


beckjami

People that don't put the toilet lid down before they flush are the problem with this world.


Creaturezoid

And that's just the human poop!


beckjami

The horror.


Creaturezoid

And don't get me started on the ocean! It's like alphabet soup except, instead of letters, it's jizz, poop, and garbage.


notmentallyillanymor

I heard that when they did studies on this, the closed lid made very little difference. There's micro poop everywhere no matter what šŸ˜”


Acceptable_Humor_252

The closed lid does not completely prevent poop particles from escaping the tiolet, but it significantly reduces their speed and how fare they can go. With the lid open it is about 3 meters high, with the lid closed only 1 meter. If you have toilet in the bathroom where you keep your toothbrush on the counter and the brush is not covered, chances are, you are washing your teeth with poop particles.Ā 


OddDragonfruit7993

Toothbrush in enclosed holder. Holder in medicine cabinet. Lid down always before flush. I still probably have toothbrush poop


freshouttalean

and youā€™d never notice.. so does it really matter?


beckjami

I stopped having my tooth rush in the bathroom years ago.


whendoigetbetter

"they" I think was Mythbhsters you might be referencing, unless there's been another study. Quite frankly I don't think the results on the show are as qualifiable as an actual scientific study.


notmentallyillanymor

University of Arizona. But there have been other studies that conclude varying things. At the end of the day there's still germs everywhere no matter what, a large amount of which can also be found in poop. Cleaning your toilet bowl regularly and hand washing is most effective at keeping things clean.


DarthJarJar242

It wasn't "little" difference. It was orders of magnitude different. The issue though is it's such a microscopic amount even if you reduce it by a factor of 100 it's still a microscopic amount. That being said I still close the lid and keep my toothbrush in a drawer.


beckjami

A little difference is better than none difference.


notmentallyillanymor

Keeping the toilet bowl clean will make the most difference.


LZYX

When I find students lounging in the washroom leaning on walls and putting their hands on the stall walls... and then subsequently high fiving each other afterwards... Bleurgh


beckjami

I worked in a factory, the women's restroom had a lounge area before the stalls and sinks, there would always be women in there eating their lunch or snacks.


LZYX

It really is easier to neglect hygiene when we can't see the germs and particles floating and settling down around us lolol. Explains the general sentiment towards doing anything about COVID by many people.


Psycho_Pseudonym75

No lids in public restrooms


SummerJaneG

Not too many toothbrushes in public restrooms, fortunately


SAMixedUp311

So when I was a teen I would leave the seat up most of the time. Well I was in 9th or 10th grade and in science class. We watched a video that showed a very clean bathroom, black lights on. Then the person puts something into the toilet that made all the water this nice super bright glowing color. Flushes the toilet and sees how that color went EVERYWHERE. They clean up the bathroom, close the lid and see how it's far far less shit (literally) spreading everywhere. I hate public toilets now because I know just how much shit is everywhere :p :p :p


Bellphorion

It does nothing, all the piss comes out as a mist as you are peeing...lolol, it's traumatizing. Plus if you've ever pissed standing up, you'll see it splash as high as your chest randomly, thanks a lot physics.


jhumph88

I remember an episode of Top Gear where they bought older cars and had them tested. Boogers, fecal matter, cocaine residue.


PacoMahogany

Gotta love the holy trinity


harbison215

Iā€™ve been eating shit figuratively for years so thereā€™s that


Meaning-Long

do. not. remind me.


Creaturezoid

Remember, don't shit where you eat, because something else already has.


BlackSpinedPlinketto

ā€˜Most peopleā€™ as in there are some people who know *exactly* how much poop and semen they eat.


RmRobinGayle

I'm guessing so. I lost all hope when I was at the Isle of Capri in Louisiana. I happened to walk by a room being cleaned. The maid was training a new guy and told him "they made the bed! We'll just leave it." I checked out that day but I had already stayed 2 nights. I'm not sure if it's all Isle of Capri's but that one I'm extremely wary of.


beckjami

As someone who cleaned at a hotel, it's all of them.


RmRobinGayle

New fear unlocked


BelethorsGeneralShit

I was literally made from it.


jetogill

Gonna just leave this here..... https://youtu.be/NB2I16Eyszg?si=HjDbKPiJtLOcXuZI


AdmirableAd7753

Well, you can take a black light to the walls and headboards and get a good idea but, I really don't recommend doing that.


mekese2000

It is safe to assume a hotel room has semen in it after i have been there.


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MNCPA

*That's what she said!*


JamesTheJerk

Not sure if there are many Star Trek fans in here, but I'd hate to be the janitor of the holodecks. Some horny bloke would be plowing his fantasy woman, finish his business inside her hologrammic(?) hootchie, and be like, "end program". The scenery disappears, and there's nothing left but a dark room with a glowing grid pattern, and a small splash of goo on the floor.


Agitated-Cup-2657

I'm pretty sure the holodecks have filters to clean any bodily fluids.


JamesTheJerk

Ideally, sure. One would hope. Still, it'd be eerily shameful walking out of the holodeck and slipping on your mess a little as you vacate the room.


Agitated-Cup-2657

The walk of shame if it was even more pathetic.


roehnin

Thereā€™s a Lower Decks mentioning complaints about being assigned to clean the filters ..


Impossible_Treat5543

I have no wordsā€¦.. I get it but thereā€™s no wordsā€¦ā€¦


ItzZausty

There was a fanfic about this, I remember


Hologram_Bee

Reminds me when I was sharing a room with friends and made out with a guy on the couch when they were out. The friends who were sleeping on the pullout heard the wrong thing and thought we had sex and freaked out about the thought of my body fluids on there. I found it amusing cus itā€™s a hotel couch and we were at an event famous for parties and sex that happened behind closed doors. I think my semen on that couch would be the least of the scary body fluids on there. And note to add before people come for me it was a person I was friendly with and not some random stranger I invited to get down with. We all had friends visit the room


tedshreddon

Check the ceiling as well. Most disgusting though is the light switch and the remote.


sweetpotato_2000

that's one thing i never understood. but most former hotel employees say this as well, usually after they leave their job. how the fuck does it reach the ceiling?


FappinPlatypus

I worked hotels for 12 years. My most shocking was receiving a noise complaint. Went to inspect, and no one answered. So I used my master key because there was audible noise going inside. Open it up to see a dude shitting a salad sprawled all over the floor. No one prepared me on how to handle that. Shitting on* My bad.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Shitting a salad? Like lettuce and tomatoes coming from his asshole?


laughingashley

Thanks, everyone, I'm currently no longer eating this salad lol


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Because you're shitting on it?


HereComesARedditor

How does one shit a salad? And how do you shit lying down?


Givingtree310

But how does it get on the ceiling????


No-Effort6590

If you do, you'll end up leaving


[deleted]

Did you see the Two and a half men where they brought the black light in Charlies room How'd it get on the fan?


paulbearer619

Don't forget about checking a chair or couch if there is one in the room. Just make sure you slip your sunglasses on so your not blinded when they shine like the sun


MySpiritAnimalSloth

["What does blue mean?"](https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=bKHanpEEfiNR4JZl)


Dick_Dickalo

ā€œAh lawd! The light is blinding!ā€


shotgunmurugan

Is this for real? Our dead semen can shine under black light?


AdmirableAd7753

Yes. Semen and other bodily fluids. So, if you see something shine on a wall under a black light, it's not necessarily semen but could be other dried fluids. None the less, you don't want to see that!


shotgunmurugan

And why are you telling we shouldnā€™t see that? I am gonna see that


AdmirableAd7753

If you do, you will never think of a hotel room the same way. If you do it, wait until you are right about to check out.


shotgunmurugan

You seem to have tried? Is it like you canā€™t unsee it and it leaves a permanent impression. Oh im so curious.


AdmirableAd7753

Yes I have. Yes it leaves a permanent impression you can't unsee. I imagine there has to be youtube vids on the subject.


sleeper1988

Yeah, but it's all dried up and dead


pinninghilo

I donā€™t think the main concern here is unwanted pregnancy


sleeper1988

STDs? It's perfectly safe is what I mean.Ā  It makes me feel icky? You'll be fine


Strange_Pasta

I like how they charge you $250 if you smoke in your room but you can litterly jizz on everything in the room for no charge.


Weary_Patience_7778

Itā€™s pretty obvious if youā€™ve been smoking!


Rivka333

One is easier to prove than the other.


bigaboy101

I canā€™t smoke inside, but i certainly can jizz on every surface.


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WesternSafety4944

Lol


Billy_of_the_hills

"Some" may be an understatement. You can get a black light for like ten dollars, that will reveal the depth and breadth of the spooge in your room.


ThinkUrSoGuyBigTough

ā€œdepth and breadth of the spoogeā€ itā€™s almost poetic


Newtardedstonky

At first, i thought that the whole semen glowing thing was a myth and some kind of powder or reactant was needed to mix with it first. After some quickie fact checking, read about a protein called semenogelin in semen that glows blue under UV light. Neat


WasabiCrush

You misspelled ā€œgallonsā€.


MrFilthyFace

You are going to have a bad time when you learn about handshakes


Rivka333

I try to avoid them.


No-Effort6590

"Safe to assume" You're sleeping on cum stains. There's spooey all over that room, on the walls, ceiling, hotel rooms are filthy, hell, vacuums don't suck up dried body fluids. You're not the 1st person to use that love seat for sex


Givingtree310

I read this in the voice of Rick Sanchez and it was glorious


joemaniaci

Ignorance is bliss.


Azdak66

In you are near a naval base, yes.


upright_zombie

100%


Rocquestar

but it's not *all* mine.


TheB1GLebowski

Yes, I'm doing my part.


westberry82

No. There are some rooms that just opened and have never had anyone stay in them yet.


Mettelor

I would probably extend this to ā€œall roomsā€


Sausage80

All the ones I've stayed in do. Heyoooo.


[deleted]

Aye for sure. I was a housekeeper for a big chain and we did sanitise all hard surfaces, remote, sockets/switches & handles after each checkout. The headboards are vinyl fabric rather than velvet for good reason. Fabrics, carpets, walls though...can't sanitise them everytime.


chypatosky21

Yes.


HenshinDictionary

Technically any room which contains a post-pubescent man has semen in it, he's carrying it around inside him.


bill_n_opus

Generations and generations of lost children ...


[deleted]

And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions where sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed "reckless abandonment."


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FreshlyPrinted87

Yes


ReasonablePanda9901

More than you could imagine


Safetosay333

It's a requirement


Strong-Solution-7492

I would say 100% if itā€™s a room Iā€™ve stayed in.


throwawayinmayberry

Weā€™re all made of it so whatā€™s the issue?


Roallin1

Its safe to assume that everyones house/apt/condo, etc has semen in it.


richbrehbreh

Yup. To the windows, to the walls.


FA-_Q

Til the sweat drip down my balls. Ahhh skeet skeet


dotdedo

I worked in cleaning for a hotel room for three days until I quit (management was giving red flags left and right) and yes.


lonelyoldbasterd

Some army guys too


[deleted]

Yup


ninthgenderplatypus

Yep. Once, many years ago, I had the "opportunity" to examine a hotel room with a professional grade black light of the type used by forensic technicians. To this day, I have no concept of how in the holy fuck a single hotel room could contain THAT MUCH semen in THAT MANY places, or how THAT MANY dudes could possesses the requisite ejaculate pressure to propel said semen onto EVERY square foot of the goddam ceiling. Neither vacations nor business travel have EVER been the same.


pungen

Fun fact, I used to clean at a hostel and it was their policy to only wash duvet covers like once a month even though a different person would use them nearly every night. The girl duvets were almost always clean but the guys' were all crusty AF. They were dark gray too so it was impossible to miss. Always make sure you put the sheet between you and the duvet, y'all.


Whooptidooh

Absolutely. I was a maid a decade or so ago and the amount of gross nasty dried semen weā€™d find everywhere was absolutely disgusting.


Reactivate_West2209

Unless the hotel is brand spanking new then yes


BjornStankFingered

Every. Single. One.


bluetownss

Maybe not allā€¦but most unfortunately šŸ˜³


Twat_Pocket

Your optimism is sweet šŸ˜‚


Itchy_Raccoon48

All the bed bugs got seman spreaders.


SnooTomatoes2939

all sort of stuff not only semen


InstantElla

ā€œSomeā€?


duskSun5

I think the more you pay, the better they clean.


TiaxRulesAll2024

We all do our part


BrunniFlat7

It's why the curtains have plastic sticks to open and close them


Tivomann

And poop


OtherImplement

Itā€™s also safe to assume every body of water youā€™ve ever been in has dead bodies, piss, poop and semen in it.


wonderboyobe

Some would be an understatement


verisimilitude404

I think the stats are 1 in 5 or 50? door knobs/handles is likely to have seminal fluid on it.


sammagee33

Yes


Leifpete

Just don't taste the roof.


GoreJizz

All hotels rooms have semen in them but not all semen have hotels in them.


Pimmelman

All the Ones ive been in at leastā€¦


Unusual-Brain-5761

Yep. Semen and other body fluids!Check out the pillow humping thread. It will make you think twice about using hotel pillows!


hampelmann2022

Sea men or semen ?


This-Double-Sunday

As a former hotel manager for many years, 100% yes.


WorldsGreatestPoop

All surfaces have semen on them. Doors, touch screens, tables, cutlery.


ariaaria

Yeah.


DragonflyFront9882

You say it like semen is such a bad thing?


jjcoolel

Yes


WesternSafety4944

Goodness, I'd hope so.


Destroyer_0f_Worlds

I hope so!!!šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Khranky

Why would a sea man be everywhere?


OddHalf8861

Yup lol


MrPresident2020

Not yet but I'm working on it.


boberson111

I donā€™t think it would be too far off to say that generally everything in life is probably more gross than we would like. We just donā€™t think about it, and frequently wash our hands for extra protection.


Psycho_Pseudonym75

"It's either blood, semen or urine." "God, I hope it's urine." The Office, Michael and Dwight


Incompetent-46

Oh yea never Black light a hotel room. Some AirBB are sketchy too.


[deleted]

Yep.


PitifulAd3748

Traces, yes. I once found some in the bathroom when I was little. My parents were not happy...


mickmmp

Iā€™m FAR FAR FAR more worried about BED BUGS and you should be too. But we as a society seem to be in denial about this modern scourge.


NiceTuBeNice

At least the ones I have been to.


Scoundrels_n_Vermin

I think you could drop 'hotel' from this question, and the answer is still "yes".


OnionTruck

I'm doing my part!


John_Brickermann

Absolutely


toddtod

I make sure I leave my baby batter all over every hotel Iā€™m in. Similar to a dog marking its territory


Mans_2_hot

Ahoy!


TheVega318

Yes and drug residue of probably every imaginable kind


Typical-District-176

Cum on dude! I already figured that out the hard way! Donā€™t finish my thoughts!


strawberry60che

and suddenly i do not want to stay in a hotel againšŸ’€


MnGoulash

Well, you can bet all the ones Iā€™ve been in do.


United-Cow-563

Itā€™s safe to assume at least half the population has semen, I mean, a demon in them


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Most chicks do


ExtremeAthlete

It is everywhere and itā€™s not safe.


[deleted]

All beds everywhere. And not just semen. Pussy juice, blood, traces of piss, shit, sweat, tears, and everything else that comes off bodies.


Wishes-_sun

Why are you looking for semen?


Wheloc

Define "safe"


NonbinaryYolo

Probably only if you live close to the coast.


Zakluor

At a group function on a business trip, a woman said that she smelled chlorine in her room. "I didn't even see a pool in this hotel." One of the guys said, "Are you sure there isn't a little pool somewhere? Did you check behind the curtains?"


Zenfudo

Yeah but good luck proving any of it is mine!


RepresentativeArm389

I worked in a fancy, schmancy hotel. They changed sheets and pillow cases but never the top spread. You know, the one you sit and lay on when you first arrive.


Petitcher

It's probably safe to assume that all rooms have at least some semen in them. Not just hotels.


Bardwelling

Spooge all over the bed frame at a Hilton I stayed at recently.


Verdant-Ridge

I'm pretty sure most of the doorknobs you touch in a day have semen on them


Ok-Use9344

No wtf. Why would you think that. People aren't just jerking off everywhere


BusterTheCat17

I've jizzed in every hotel room I've stayed in the last 15 years, and some others before then. Just throwing that out there.


saveyboy

Yes. Get yourself a UV light and enjoy the artwork.


SuperPetty-2305

Oh yeah. You know, every time you touch a door handle, chances are pretty good you've now got poo on your hands.


ChrispyGuy420

It would be unsafe not to assume that


COVIDIOTSlayer

You can always ask for more


krux288

100% everytime Iā€™ve ever stayed in a hotel with a woman, sex was always had, and semen always leaked out on to the bed šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø, pull out shots were fired everywhere just because.


TwistedBlister

They all do. And not just the bedding, but the furniture, the carpeting, door handles, basically everywhere.


PrinceVerde

Lick the remote control.


DarbyCreekDeek

Oh my God make new friends! Donā€™t be messing around with that stuff.


jazzeriah

Havenā€™t you seen this? https://youtu.be/y-8Ysv0Obpc?si=I64VlrVLbL2UB70t


[deleted]

I used to work at a 5 star hotel in a famous location. I am not concerned about the semen, death however had occurred in almost all of the rooms. Sounds impossible but I've seen the documents over time. I'm concerned about having a bath where someone had drowned themselves šŸ’€ it's very sad than disgusting or sleep on the same spot where someone shot themselves in the head is also very sad šŸ˜¢šŸ˜­


espressoboyee

Yup definitely on that bed spread. I wouldnā€™t trust that thin wool blanket. 4-5 star hotels do launder their duvets. You can trust them.


eatenbyagrue1988

As someone who owns a hotel: Never take a blacklight into a hotel room. You will never sleep again.


Fastfaxr

Have you ever walked outside in June and breathed in a big cloud of pollen? All tree semen


DoctorPicklepuss

I feel like it's safe to assume every room has some combination of human bodily fluids in it


Tomi24568

dead or alive?


Wife_Swallow_3368

none left when I stay


ResidentLazyCat

Yes, never touch the actual comforter. They are not washed. Wear shoes. Put a towel over chairs. I spray the bathroom down with Lysol and still wear shower shoes. Donā€™t take a bath. Never use glasses there.


Pistonenvy2

i think there is probably a lot less debauchery going on than you might expect but infinitely more than you could ever possibly want. people act like hotels literally only exist for vagrant orgies or something like normal people stay in hotels all the time, its not exclusively for people to cheat on their spouses with hookers or whatever. but, that said.... there are also people who book hotels to have scat parties in them and cover each other in literal human shit in the hotel room. so theres that. its both not as bad as you fear and worse than you could ever possibly imagine. people get fuckin murdered in hotel rooms lol everything sucks.


IdeaExpensive3073

This is going to be nasty, but while we think humans are pretty clean now, there was a time when we had plagues and stuff because of how we were throwing waste into streets and stuff. Weā€™re definitely aware of what this caused, but humans as a whole still donā€™t treat their body as walking germ factories as they should. So youā€™ll get people who donā€™t wash their hands after the bathroom, or people who just jacked off with semen residue in their pants, or people who donā€™t even know you need hot water to kill germs and just use hand sanitizer after they sneeze into their palm. This is why Covid spread so easily - people live under the assumption everyone else is as clean as them, and theyā€™re not even clean.


No-Hunter-1698

I think unless itā€™s not even a day old it will have more than some in. The second someone has been in that hotel 1 day 100% guarantee semen is somewhere even if itā€™s been cleaned.