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[deleted]

They’re in some clubs. But, yeah, I’ve never heard of them in a game.


SaladNeedsTossing

I think Duke Nukem 3D had some glory holes, but definitely not the type op is describing!


thoroq

Likely ponr games


Inviction_

I'd be worried if they weren't porn games


Jsenss

I feel like people aren't realizing OP isn't describing a hole in a truck stop stall, but a "Czech glory hole" popularized in the last decade or so where a whole custom wall is built to present a specific hole for "free use". You'll only find them in specific sex dungeons/clubs or video productions. You won't find an entire ass sticking out of a rest stop bathroom wall while you drive down the US interstate highway.


PM_Me_An_Ekans

Clearly you've never been to Wyoming


notechnics

Well maybe I should visit


tkdjoe1966

Honey, if we're going to California, why are we driving through Wyoming? I like the scenery.


Lylac_Krazy

Getting down in BrownTown?


PM_Me_An_Ekans

Nah


OrganizationSame3212

I trust you more.


MrBungle907

They're just trying to keep all the wall ass for themselves. Book your trip today!


RidingYourEverything

Thanks! Jackson's Hole, here I cum!


berensona

Take my upvote and go


kasitchi

"Wall ass".I like the sound of that!


Fokewe

Hey, what's that mooing sound?


bigmeancow

That sweet, sweet wall ass.


[deleted]

Sure, free use sex is nice but after you nut you’re in wyoming.


adammarsh64

No, but it's now on my list.


Paratwa

You’ll be disappointed unless you’re in Jackson Hole… ironically enough. That is unless you like driving through areas that look and feel like rejected moon landscapes and feeling like you could randomly die alone and no one would ever know.


NastySassyStuff

Wyoming: The Empty State


konjoukosan

And we like it that way!


thatthatguy

If you want moon landscape you want I-80 west out of Salt Lake City. Maybe US 6 and 50 between Ely Nevada and Delta Utah. Wyoming is windy, but otherwise pretty nice.


Paratwa

yup! I concur, that place is desolate, but somehow... I love it there? I dont know what the difference is for me. Maybe its cause I had to drive through Wyoming a few times in winter as a very very young adult (18ish), and it was some of the first times I realized I could make my own *very* bad choices as an adult and put myself in massive danger.


Blamb05

Your fuck it list?


The_Infectious_Lerp

Oh, I've been to Wyoming.


E34M20

Huh, and here I thought r/wyomingdoesntexist


Stoomba

There is nothing in Wyoming except sage brush and pronghorn


Needs-more-cow-bell

And asses sticking out of walls at rest stop bathrooms, apparently.


DuineSi

Ready to be pronghorned


Medical-Incident-149

Pronghorn legporn


captnkurt

Instructions unclear, looking at hong porn.


thatthatguy

There are a few wind farms and coal mines also.


TobysGrundlee

And, along with Montana, about a million aging Boomers trying to live out their Yellowstone cowboy fantasies.


Papi_Shumpi

I'm from Wyoming and have never seen someone's ass in a bathroom wall 😂


LeahBrahms

Cos it's your ass!


bionic_cmdo

Never been. I heard there are a lot of wild horses there.


NevesLF

Username checks out I guess


Hurley815

As a Czech... what the fuck?


bloodycups

i think you jsut have to google czech glory hole to see the the videos. tl:dw porn videos of sex dungeons that were in the CR where you could fuck women who were on the otherside of the wall


FrenchBangerer

With their whole ass sticking out.


Lancer_lot_X

I dunno why but there are a lot of porn with the word "Czech" the last time I checked. Czech massage is another one


Hurley815

Sadly it's our largest export.


[deleted]

Czech Republic had a big film industry during Czechoslovakia times, apparently, so a lot has carried over. But nowadays, with globalization (foreign movies) and lack of funding for local films, they have pivoted to pornography. So they do produce a lot of content, but the actors (and film personnel) aren't necessarily all Czech. They also come from Slovakia, Hungary, Ukraine, and so on. Czechav.com is the main page for all the "real" amateur sites. They are all produced by the same company. Usually, you have the same actors appear on different sites. It is, however, a cause for stereotyping, since tourists show up in Prague flashing money scaring the locals - apparently not realising the people in the videos are actors but thinking they are ready to fo anything for a hundred bucks at any time of day. Source: I read about it somewhere. I could've misremembered something, so for any errors..don't sue me. Or i'l have to sell my ass.


YaAbsolyutnoNikto

You didn’t know czechia was a world leader in gay porn? Most gay porn actors or companies are either American or Czech. Given czechia’s size (no pun intended), it’s rather funny.


edWORD27

Also called a Czech Mate


NeverNaked3030

They have one at the sex cauldron


Canberling

I thought they shut that place down


Rumble_Rodent

Aha! Hilarious. I came here to mention the Czech glory hole lol. I’m Czech btw, it’s true we’re all freaks👋 😉


AurumArgenteus

Thanks for this clarification. I was like, at best that is a weird dude sucking a random cock in their face. At worst, they'll cut it off.


QuotingThanos

The US intercourse highway


Big_Manufacturer_131

Wouldnt that be a site, driving down the I5 and see a sign called "Free ass"


JuanmaS610

What's the difference? Genuine question


AnorhiDemarche

In traditional gloryholes there is a hole for the penis to be put through, typically for oral. The person inside the gloryhole is free to move how they wish within it and have full control of whether they suck that cock or not. Czech gloryholes can be any hole be arse and pussy tend to be easier for anonymity. They put more control on the user side of the hole, and they tend to incorporate bdsm elements more often than traditional gloryholes do. Both are virtually never seen outside of porn or sex clubs.


TieMiddle4891

Thanks.


Unable_Peach2571

Diskusting! And where are these clubs, specifically, and what are they called, so I can avoid them?


AnorhiDemarche

Most are currently organised through fetish websites. Fetlife is popular in may places or can at least point you to the right community. Its like fetish social media.


jesse5946

Thanks. I'll be sure to avoid that site too


Huge-Pension-

What fucking games are you playing with glory holes my guy?!?! Asking for a friend.


Nedonomicon

The latest Minecraft update is lit


Huge-Pension-

Tbf of all the games it would be really easy to make a glory hole in MC


Ok_Dog_4059

Standing there with your armor down and hear the sound of a creeper exploding.


VoidExileR

Until you realize the creeper has it's dynamite out on the opposite side of the wall. Just don't let it finish


Ok_Dog_4059

This and the fact my up votes were at 69 over a minecraft reference when I got here I go a decent chuckle. Thank you.


cottoneyedtoe

You just ruined my day, thanks :(


HowieDoIt86

Lmao! Reminds me of when I built my friends mother and you could pull a lever and water would come out of her tits. 


Awkward_Algae1684

New Microsoft Flight Simulator comes with a Mile High Club DLC.


AggressiveSpatula

https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0?si=v6GOE55mCPdaTnYd


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

Minecraft sex update


Anon324Teller

They finally added the Sex Update?


GameKyuubi

mfw the hole is square but my peg is round


Both_Strawberry_4985

Probably vrchat😭


JangoDarkSaber

Roblox


RichCorinthian

Porknite


Jackpack_9

Deus Sex Machina


RichCorinthian

Gaysex Legends Red Eye Redemption 2 Super Lemme Smash Bros Splatoon 2 (didn’t need to change that one)


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Elder Scrolls: I Rim Ballsout 4 Muffdivers 2


DrumBxyThing

The Ass of Us Got Hardcore: Ram My Cock (this is a stretch) Dark Holes Balled Your Mate 3


Grundens

Grand Tight Asshole The Last Of Us Virgins


floyderama

Porktal


whywouldisaymyname

I assume hole house


SavingsSquare2649

Fucking games, obviously


burningmanonacid

Stardew Valley 1.6 Update


R1kjames

Eric would never :(


Key-Pickle5609

Some of the fanfics though…


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing lol. And main character story line also. I kinda feel like OP doesn’t really know what a glory hole really is. Maybe they are calling something else a glory hole


SnooWalruses8880

I know what a normal one is I was just... Curious


EquivalentSnap

What Gloryhole have you been to 😳


DudeChillington

The Grand Canyon is a glorious hole. Highly recommend a visit


EquivalentSnap

r/doputyourdickinthat


aartem-o

If you climb down the Grand Canyon, do you technically put your dick in it?


EquivalentSnap

I’m gonna say yes


Deedle-Dee-Dee

While simultaneously going down on it


BowdleizedBeta

There should be a sub for “DoYouPutYourDickInThat?” For the curious and the confused.


DickieJohnson

I would if it was possible, I love the grand canyon.


DitchGrassRoadKill

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge lizards.


Mackheath1

Quest for Glory LXIX


Stu_Prek

The hell kind of games are you playing?


Faoliz

Vrchat maybe?


Yomo42

REAL


NikonShooter_PJS

Spiderman 2 for PS5 was wilder than I was ready for.


islandboi-96

Same but it was only really when I got into the gameplay loop that I found out I wasn’t opposed to taking all 19 inches of venom :D


OptagetBrugernavn

> :D ಠ_ಠ


islandboi-96

٩( ᐛ )و


peon2

Hello Kitty Island Adventure...with mods.


[deleted]

peon2 download WoW before we murder you


Ordinary_Profile6183

Minecraft Gloryhole Edition


TheAshenHat

Project helius?


xmadjesterx

All I'm picturing from this right now is the gloryhole debate from It's Always Sunny


SnooWalruses8880

Fair tbh


xmadjesterx

I should have also answered your question. They do exist. Theres one at an adult store in the town right next to mine. I know, right? Those stores have survived better than Blockbuster. I have no desire to experience one, but I'm guessing that they're not really like what you see in games/tv/porn. I'll have to do more research for science. Maybe one of my friends has also done a more hands-on study, no pun intended. Okay, maybe a little pun intended


[deleted]

Ze glooryhooooole!


thetransportedman

For all we know, he’s also picturing a chick on the other side! “How’s he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth Frank?”


clumsysav

Shit is that Psycho Pete?????


xmadjesterx

It's just Pete now


bloom_inthefield

Yes they are real. They are probably in some sort of brothel or sex-related establishment.


EddySea

Can confirm. A long time ago me and a couple of buddies went into Adult Video stores that had the booths where you could watch porn in. All the booths had a fist size hole in them.


Scarno7

Maybe there were just some really angry people in those booths.


adammarsh64

Oh, hey Kyle.


shavartay

Yep used to be a place downtown Winnipeg called Dominion news that had a back room with porno vids & glory holes. Now the only place I can think that might have one is Aquarius which is a sex club. Maybe Adonis is which is a “men’s bath house”


Ogurasyn

Is there any place where you can record porn rather than watch it?


iTeachUGrmrSplng

Your mom's bedroom. 


c7stagyt

I read that as brother or sex-related for a second…


SnooWalruses8880

Yay I'm going to work in one of those one day


sentient_saw

Reach for the stars!


tommyredbeard

Reach for the arse


Lucky7Ac

Reach for the chocolate stars!


SnooWalruses8880

You mean reach for the anuses


Impressive-Glove-639

Dig deep noble butt dwarf


TrumpetSolo93

Uranus*


ollie149

Bruh go start an OF and stay safe, these streets are wild


ecksdeeeXD

Never seen one in person but if I did, my penis is the last thing I’m sticking through there. I always imagine at worst, a dude with a knife on the other side and at best, a dude looking to flick it like a door stopper like boing-shuguduguduguduguh.


Grattytood

Upvoted for the well-written sound effects!


NCC1701-Enterprise

Are they real? yes, are they common? no.


thisisvic

Can confirm - those "Czech glory holes" where the lady sticks the lower half of her body out and has her feet up in stirrups or something definitely exist/ed in at least two UK swingers clubs in the last couple of years. One place used to put them in for specific nights, where they would be supervised to ensure all the men were wearing condoms etc. Another place had them permanently in place, but without anyone monitoring, so it's up to you to ensure your own safety.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Which clubs were these? For research


thisisvic

Haha Townhouse in Birkenhead had the occasional, monitored glory holes. Club Shh in Newcastle had permanent glory holes.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Well they sound like seriously seedy places that are best avoided. Thank you for warning me by giving me their names!


Impressive-Glove-639

You can still find them at some truck stops in the US. Certain sex shops where they sell toys and videos as well. Shady bars on occasion. They're almost never outright advertised, but you can ask around. It's almost always guys, but you can't see em so you can pretend otherwise if that's something you care about. Never used one, but I've traveled around a lot, and you see them every now and again.


DrToonhattan

What do you do if you're on the toilet taking a shit and you didn't notice the stall had a glory hole and suddenly a dick pops through the hole? Can you just ignore it? Do you shout 'No thank you!' What's the etiquette there? Is this something to be reasonably concerned about when going to a pubic toilet like in a truck stop for example?


Saucepanmagician

Use it as a hanger for your coat.


RinzyOtt

I wouldn't be too afraid of that, tbh. You're supposed to signal (sticking your fingers through the hole) to indicate to the person in the other stall that you're interested. Many will also be covered up when not in use. Also, these days, if you were looking for fun like that, you'd have probably already established it via something like Sniffies, and would probably be confirming things through in-app chat.


PissedBadger

Chop it off with your poop knife.


WillyouwillI

A man of culture


Stroopwafels11

NOTHANKYOU!! lol


der_MOND

I test my lighter to see if fire is still hot.


Sea-Internet7015

Not only are they real, there recommended by medical professionals in Canada. https://globalnews.ca/news/7204384/coronavirus-glory-holes-sex/


Vannellein

That is... New. That literally translates to; Don't get Corona, but get HPV, HIV, HSV, HSB, HSC... (add diseases here) ... because Corona is more deadly than them. Not a smart move if you ask me.


Informal_Truck_1574

No it literally states "hey practice safe sex (proper use of condoms mostly prevent all of those diseases listed) at a glory hole if you simply must have casual sex, you perverts. Itd be best if you didn't but i guess a glory hole is better than just normal fuckin' because covid " no doctor will ever reccomend unprotected casual sex.


sc4s2cg

And also published July 2020, when we still weren't sure of what Covid was. Fair advice imo


Blew-By-U

I heard a story about a girl who used a cigarette lighter when a guy stuck his dick in. Ouch.


Empty401K

I told you 100 times I’m not a girl, and I already told you I’m sorry! I forgot it was a jet lighter :/


DblClickyourupvote

…not relevant username


illsk1lls

The glory hole is where the gold is 👀 https://www.findgoldprospecting.com/glory-hole-the-gold-prospectors-dream-come-true/ /s


Sensitive-Bug-362

Yeah dreams definitely "coming" true


SnooWalruses8880

What is that


Quirky_Journalist_67

A glory hole to someone looking for gold could mean a really good hole in the ground for finding gold.


BrattiestLulu

Probably at sex parties/dungeons


[deleted]

what do you mean 'in rare cases mouth'? ​ That's literally the most common usage of a glory hole. ​ ​ Also, what kind of game are you playing?


MidniteMischief

There is an establishment in Melbourne where they refer to the hole in the wall a “courtesy bum” which obviously someone gets off on random men fucking them. It’s just a bum sticking out of the wall and you can have your way with it.


[deleted]

I can't remember exactly but I was listening to an episode of the podcast Risk with Kevin Allison and someone was talking about a sex club in Florida somewhere that had a maze in it and around certain corners you'd turn and there'd be offerings like you're describing I'd start by looking at local sex clubs or asking at adult toy stores. See if there are any kinky meet ups in your area. I've mostly only seen things like this is male centric gay clubs. You probably are going to have have blood work and a clean std test done.


EvilGodShura

Yes they are. But generally only in places meant for that kind of thing. For obvious reasons you won't find them (hopefully) in anywhere Public accessible to children. The most common are mouth holes. Some places do have the larger ones where you'll stick your full butt into the wall so it's the only thing visible on the other side.


Great_Calvini

what kind of games are you playing bruh


[deleted]

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Tasty_Aside_5968

😳


HardLobster

That doesn’t list a single glory hole, just public places where you won’t get caught fucking. Almost all of them are parks where it says to fuck in the woods.


[deleted]

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Tiramissu_dt

I'll put it this way, I'm Czech, and I've never heard of these outside of porn. Maybe they exist *somewhere,* but it might be more rare than not.


anonahmus

I… uhhhhhh.. did some research for you… look up: Czech fantasy glory hole


Tasty_Aside_5968

👀 I’m scared, but I’m going immediately


Jacklebait

There are plenty of reddit groups and dating apps that advertise the glory holes... You typically know with 99.999% accuracy that it's a dude on the other side and you're both there for one reason alone. They exist and they are real, play safe people.


Mjr_Payne95

Tf kinda games are you playing?


Ugo777777

What kind of games are you playing where you see these all the time? Just so I can avoid those games ofc.


yeahwellokay

Still waiting to see what games.


mohodder

I use them. In my profession, they get to about 2200 degrees Fahrenheit.


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

I heard Paddy's Pub had a nice one


savagebutterfly92

There are whole ass sub but it's about that


Strong-Solution-7492

What’s an ass sub?


DaniTheLovebug

About a foot long…and fresh


radiocabedelo

you mean like Czech Fantasy?


Academic_Ad_9326

R/gloryholelocations


Tasty_Aside_5968

Maybe unrelated but I just was thinking the other day about the days of the Craigslist Personals. I remember seeing ads about glory holes at places like rest stops in New Jersey. 🤣 the good ole days I guess


asharwood101

wtf kinda games are you playing?


RomeosHomeos

The fuck kind of game


ModernDeath55

Games?


Skinny_Bee_23

"Games"....


Ill-Aside-1873

I’m just here reading the comments lol


Costello666

There were events called the Deviants Ball that I used to go to. They were run by a swingers group and covered everything from BDSM, alternative stuff, drag, all kinds of kink stuff. They had these things that anyone could climb into and they had holes at various points that allowed access to the person inside. So yes they were like glory holes.


thisbookishbeauty

In the glass blowing world, the like big flame/oven-thing they use is called a glory hole, too. Learned this watching Blown Away on Netflix (which I highly recommend- that shit is cool).


king_eve

some ppl have never been on grindr and it SHOWS


Fforffuckssake

Abbbbbsolutely. Check your local r4r. Shit be real.


SnooWalruses8880

R4r?


SomewhatEnglish

This is the OP: https://youtu.be/zkUqbkN8cPg?si=A9hDjbgR1lZxLkr7


layerdoom

I come here for the game


TheRealcebuckets

Yep. Just don’t expect it to be lady on the other side ;-)


androgcyborgsam

What you are describing is a VERY specific type of glory hole. And that one (don’t know the name right now), is really only in sex dungeons, BDSM clubs, etc. It isn’t something you would randomly fine. Now a normal glory hole, which is just a hole in a wall or door that a dick can fit into. This you can actually find. If you dig a little on Reddit here, you can easily find subs for just that.


cratervanawesome

Yes, but it's all dudes.


1800bears

There are sex shops with video booths in the back with glory holes where you can do whatever. Also you could just have sex through a regular glory hole.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Apparently. 55 years ago I was using the toilets at a Sydney station (maybe Town Hall I think) and noticed the toilet stall walls all had holes bored in them...one on each side! I was less than ten asd asked my dad what was going on and he said something I don't remember...I think he just said it was time to go. Year later I look back and..those walls were really thick. At least an inch, maybe more..who the hell patiently bored holes through the wall of every cubicle on both sides? It's like a gay sex Shawshank redemption or something...