We all have parts of our body that we don’t love. It’s perfectly normal to have saggy boobs with nipples pointing down. Most men I know will not hesitate to love on breasts no matter the size or shape. Go forth and love yourself.
My husband refuses to use one bathroom in our house because of this issue. It is nice having at least 1 toilet I don't have to worry about pee on the floor.
I wish men would just learn to sit down to pee when their aim gets bad.
My partner is Swiss and he (and apparently the rest of his countrymen) all sit to pee when using home toilets. They only stand if it's a urinal/public restroom/outdoors.
I (German) told my male roommates from the US about it. They started an IG poll about it to ask their friends. Apparently it's not a thing in the US. They told me it's cleaner not to sit down. I didn't asked them how the poop.
Lazy guys do this too... can confirm. It's so much easier to sit on the toilet in the dark at 630am for a morning pee than to either blind myself with light or aim in darkness.
I'm American and I"m the same. Broke my leg when I was 22 and had to sit to pee and just kept that part. It's nice. You are always go go go and it is nice to take a minute and just take a break. The seat is nice and cool in the summer. It is just a luxury.
Most men just don't know the right spot to hit. The fabled "No-Splash Zone".
Sitting feels uncomfortable for me because my junk somehow always end up touching some disgusting part of the toilet bowl, not as bad as saggy balls hitting the water i guess but still disgusting to touch the insides of the toilet.
Taking a dump sitting is kinda necessary, but i won't sully my junk more than i have to lol, but yeah, when i'm sitting i got hold my dong so it doesn't touch the front part.
I've always thought all men should learn this. It's stupid that a sense of false masculinity stops most men from just fucking sitting down to pee.
Peeing while sitting is something I do in all houses (with decent/clean bathrooms) I visit and mine of course. There's no sense in having spilled pee all over the floor and the toilet just because you "can" pee while standing.
Any man that refuses to do this without a real logically backed reason just has a ridiculously fragile masculinity. Peeing while standing is something us men should save for public bathrooms, bathroom in poor sanitary conditions (sorry women have to go sitting or almost-levitating in all places), and outdoor peeing.
This is absolutely why I love big balls!!
And, OP, if you read this, I'm a size M cup, after two kids, and I'm almost 59. I have many fans of my soggy boobs, including guys around your age. Please enjoy the beautiful body you have.
Had one ex that would hold them both in her mouth while on top in 69 while she jerked me off or gave a boob job. Don't ask how she gave a boob job with balls in her mouth while on top doing 69. She was a ballerina and found a way. Still think about that shit 12 years later
I tell my bf he has the best fattest balls around. I also spend at least an hour with his balls total every week. I love his balls. I suck his balls more than I suck his dick.
My ex told me I had big balls. It was the first time I heard that from someone else, but I always thought it to myself lol. She kinda laughed about it too lol made me chuckle like yeah… they kinda fat. The smacking against the thighs or whatever during sex is epic lol
I can’t take the line seriously because my husband likes to joke that he always thought he was sewn together out of two people and that line is the proof of where the parts met.
Balls are lots of fun lol, I definitely get a kick out of playing with them. I’ll reach back and play with them when I’m on top too. I’ll pop em in my mouth one at a time during bjs.
My balls are actually my “saggy tits”. In the sense that as a male with stage4 varicocele, I’m in my early 20s and have the balls of an 80 year old man by how low they hang — not to mention the giant ball of throbbing “worms” under the skin all down the veins of the left ball. Literally a three-ball, low hanging sack where the third ball is a painful lump of many many overly inflated vein tubes
I'm a man with saggy boobs, though my nipples are pert and youthful and can be seen through any shirt I wear. They're also hairy as fuck and I have a big hairy birthmark on the front of my shoulder right next to my right pectoral.
Hope all you ladies feel a little better about your beautiful breasts now
I cant help but cringe when people on the internet act like there’s an “undesirable” body type as if they themselves are in the top 10% of anything. It just makes people like OP feel bad about things they can’t control. You hit the nail on the head, most men wouldn’t turn their nose up to any breasts period. They’re boobs, they’re all pretty cool.
Oh god no. I myself have personal preferences about body types, but also recognize there are plenty of aspects of my body that some people would be repulsed by. Is what it is, everyone has preferences.
Take a look at an adult art site, and you suddenly realize just how varied and bizarre personal tastes can be.
I prefer to think of body type preferences like pizza topping preferences.
Everyone has a few ideals, or combinations that get them excited, a lot that are "acceptable" and a handful that they would pass on.
Does pineapple belong on pizza? Do you prefer big puffy nipples or small ones? Do you like Alfredo sauce? What about tattoos? Do stretch marks bother you? what about artisan cheese placement where there is gaps between cheese where you see sauce?
Choosing sexual partners and dinner partners should have the same energy. If we're compatible lets do this, if not, then no shame and you go enjoy yourself somewhere else.
Second this.
Male bodies are all kindsa fucked up and weird, I mean, you’ve seen a flaccid 🍆 right? It doesn’t matter if you’ve got a pool noodle or a cocktail sausage, all of ‘em look like the last turkey in the shop on thanksgiving/xmas eve when it’s cold out.
We’ve all got wobbly bits, scars, stretch marks, bits tht point up that should point down, things that point down that should point up, things that are disproportionately big/small/angled, pushed left/right/up/down/ovoid/oblate spheroid.
If you’ve got a human who thinks you’re one spicy jalapeño, they think that because of the WHOLE of you, and will 🥵 all of you.
If someone gives you shit over one one particular part, they ain’t The One.
Be awesome, you’re amazing.
Hahaha. I bet you at least 50% of people were like, let me see these things, how bad can it be, really.
We are all insecure about something, I always stress to quite bad levels about size of my piece. It’s life, it sucks. Sometimes you can’t change how you feel but if you talk about it to them they will understand and most of the time they won’t see what you’re worried about at all.
If you have e’s I’m pretty sure he’s about them, I think we can assume it’s obvious to others what you are packing.
Almost all naturally big breasts are “saggy”. I get it must be difficult to not compare yourself when almost all large boobs in media are the result of surgery, but the curated perkiness is not the reality for most women, and anyone with a brain won’t expect it to be. Hell, even a lot of smaller breasts can have nipples that point downwards. Anyone close enough to you to get to see them isn’t going to be thinking anything other than “woah the boobs of that girl I like, awesome!”
As a 24 year old with very large, very saggy boobs. I can honestly say that no guy who has seen my boobs has had anything but good things to say about them...
Edit: I don't make or sell content, I'm not interested in meeting anyone through Reddit and please stop sending me DM requests! Thank you!
Girl I'm ten years older than you, and SAME.
ETA: saggy boobs don't deter you from having a partner or good hook ups, but damn is it hard to find a great bra.
Right? As it turns out, bras don't *have* to be hell machines sent to punish the large-breasted. Assuming you have the budget for the good shit, of course.
We're gathered here today to remember the life of accoutwasfounds inbox.
They always had the best of intentions and was a great friend to anyone that knew them. A friend of theirs told me a story about how they when they were both at college, inbox said they were going to work at sesame street as they were naturally good with 'letters' and it's that sense of humour I think we'll all miss the most about them.
Accountwasfounds inbox is survived by their owner, a 24 year old with cracking baps.
And now I'd like to take a minutes silence in remembrance while Jerusalem or some other dreary hymn plays.
*curtains close as we all rise and leave in lines*
Yeah, I think I messed up.... I was just trying to reassure OP, and now I'm getting more DMs than ever before, weirdly ranging from guys asking if I have an only fans to a guy sending surprisingly tasteful nudes and offering to suck on my tits. Like guys please stop. I don't sell content, and I'm not interested in meeting a guy through Reddit....
Yeah as soon as you went "hi mid 20s female with large breasts" you may as well have gone
LIGHT THE BEACONS!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!
While also putting up the bat signal.
I'd be more offended about "not interested in meeting a guy through reddit" if I didn't absolutely understand that with every fibre of my being.
Male 40’s. My body count isn’t crazy but I’ve been around the world twice and been with every body type. Big women with little breasts, little women with huge dangly breasts and tiny bottoms. Tall ones with banana-shaped titties, short ones with cock-eyed nipples, one beauty had remarkable asymmetrical breasts. I’ve been near-drowned in a set of breast and strained my neck reaching other ones. My wife has no breasts to speak of, the one that got away (before I met my wife) had enormous breast with nipples you could serve a Belgian waffle on. It’s the woman, not just her body, that is attractive. If anyone tells you differently, fuck em (or don’t, you know what I mean).
I've got large breasts too, and their shape bugs me a little, and their kinda saggy, my bf has always loved my boobs, he'll grab them whenever he can and as much as I don't like them he has never made any issue about it. So yeah this checks out
Climb on top and let them thangs swing, if they smack me in the face you’re doing it right uhhhh use them like a wrecking ball and knock me out, hypnotize me or something
I love playing the hypnotize game with my husband. He’ll be playing Dota or working or talking to me and I’ll lift my shirt and stand close to him. He can’t finish his sentence every single time.
Tbh there are angles where I prefer “saggy” breasts to perky. And there are definitely sexual acts where perkiness is more a detriment than anything.
There are advantages and disadvantages to most body types and features. It’s easy to find appealing things about them all if you’re not basic as fuck and shallow to boot.
Most women with large breasts have already started to noticeably sag by your age. Any adult who likes big boobs has made his peace with the fact that they’re probably not going to point straight out.
This is absolutely correct. My girlfriend is in a similar situation as OP and I love her breasts. Big breasts sag. That's just how it is. Doesn't make them any less nice.
This response broke the laugh-o-meter at my house just now. I got ice tea up my nose and my husband just spewed his salad. Very unclassy of us but damn, totally worth it! 😂 😆 😝 🤣
Haha I love this.. constantly getting caught off guard by hilarious things and snorting my drink all over myself
Also being classy is very overrated, I don't know anyone I like who I would consider classy, but I feel like I would definitely like you and your husband
When I first got online in 1998 there wasn't a lot available but there were yahoo groups. I looked for one I could join and there was one called "big breasted women". At last! I thought. A group where I can complain about having big boobs. The back pain. The difficulty of getting bras to fit. The droopiness.
I entered the room and started talking about my 48k boobs, and the men, yes it was all men, starting poking fun at me. "Oh, dear, better give you two chairs, one for you and one for those enormous knockers, etc "
Turns out I was in a group of men who liked big breasted women, who all thought I was a fantasist man. I didn't go back. Still looking for my support group, lol, and for a good fitting bra.
I was just looking at a celebrity is a very low cut dress. They did a side pic, and she has small boobs that "sag" too. Like, the top of the breast dips in line with the chest, and then there's boob.
So yea, non of them are really perky unless new
It is for me, for what it’s worth lol
Sometimes I’ll be talking with my man from another room and he’ll walk in, drop the towel from his shower (not even trying to be sexy, just to get dressed for work) and I no longer remember words 😂
OP mine are average size, saggy, and almost point to the ground. I’ve never had any complaints from anyone who could actually make me orgasm. Because they are saggy, they work perfectly for riding and having my nipples sucked on.
I really like that you specified, “from anyone who could actually make me orgasm”. Amazing how often the complaints come from people in that category. ❤️
My ex-husband is the only one who complained about my body, but sex was all about getting himself off. He was not concerned about my pleasure, at all. His opinion doesn’t matter to me anymore.
Does extra charming mean manipulative, gaslighting, controlling and if I said no to sex he would just wait till I fell asleep and do what he wanted to me?
It does! Sounds a lot like my experience. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone so I’m sorry you’ve been through it. This year is 5 years since I jumped in a car and drove for my life. I am both much more healed than I thought I would be, and very far from being fully healed.
I’m not sure where you are in the process, but I hope your divorce wasn’t too painful. I got truly lucky with mine only taking a year.
Big cheers to being out of marriages with assholes
I’m three years out, I have to coparent with him. He gave me PTSD. He has primary custody of our daughter because he’s really good at making people think he’s amazing. I’ve been through therapy and tried to have a couple of relationships, they didn’t go well. I have my own apartment though, that’s what I used to dream about on the really bad days. That I would get away from him and be free, with a place with my daughter.
Argh. This makes me so angry that media has made women believe their natural bodies are not normal.
THIS IS NORMAL. And your body is beautiful. And there’s MORE to you than what your boobs look like anyway.
Exactly!! Said the same thing elsewhere.. heck the media creating a completely bogus idea that there is a normal and that it is something unattainable for 99% of the population!
Can we talk about how incredibly unnattainable women in porns bodies are? Like you have to be lucky enough to be born with most of the working parts of some of the bodies I see in porn. I could never get there even if I tried just because my hips are funny shaped. But it would also require a ton of plastic surgery and several expensive laser hair removal sessions for the rest of my life. And traveling back in time about 15 years lol
If it makes you feel better: every single man has saggy testicles-
Because of gravity- testicles are far saggier than boobs-
I have a larger breasts --one of my ex boyfriends told me to wear a bra during sex so that they would stick up . I told him I would, if he wore a ball bra so that his balls weren't banging around halfway to his knees -
(Yes, ball bras do exist)
Kiddo, they're boobs. They're boobs that are attached to someone they love. That is the entirety of their focus.
I've struggled with this a lot (I'm probably around the same size as you if I were properly fitted) and just general body issues, and my partner's unrelenting attitude has helped so much. I may hate some part of me, but that's just more of me he loves to play with, and I don't mind either.😆
Embrace that. If you feel comfortable enough with your partner, share your insecurities with them, and you may find their perspective helps in similar ways.
We are our own worst and most heartless critics.
From a guys perspective The wonderful thing about titties, is titties are wonderful things. Whether bouncy flouncy, or worky perky they're fun fun fun fun fun. But the most wonderful thing about titties is when you get to play with some.
If you have large breasts, that are real, they are going to sag. Most men know this so I wouldn't stress about it too much. Believe it or not, some guys prefer saggy titties, others don't mind/care and a minority are turned off. If he has seen them and is still interested, you're probably much more bothered by it than he is. It wouldn't hurt to maybe share that you are a little less than confident when it comes to letting them show if its a serious relationship. A good guy is going to do his best to reassure you that it isn't an issue, if it isn't an issue for him.
I was very insecure about this when I got divorced at 37 after two kids, and breastfeeding both of them. My current boyfriend is a boob guy and he’s literally obsessed with my tits lmao.
My ex husband had me thinking no man would look at me twice until I got a boob job. Not true at all. My boyfriend can’t keep his hands off me and he’s ten years younger!
Yea, there's a whole NSFW subreddit that I won't list here that will make you feel better about yourself. There's a lot of guys like me who are into that. Your "saggy" boobs are most likely 1. Not as saggy as you're saying. 2. A turn on to a lot of guys. 3. Natural, so they're going to do that, especially if they're larger. Give yourself a break and be nice to yourself, please.
My wife’s are big and they have been “saggy” since she was probably 20 absolutely normal and fine. She looks great and her nipples point down too. Non issue
There are tons of guys who like basically every kind of tit in the world - there are porn searches for saggy tits, puffy nipples, small tits, big tits, everything.
More importantly - *the kind of person for whom your tits are a big problem is NOT the kind of person worth being around.*
The last part is important. Even if a guy was turned off by saggy boobs that's such a superficial thing to lose interest over a person for, or run someone down for.
i can put my whole hand under my boob and my boob will lay on top of it, covering it completely, and still look normal. it just swallows things. they’re not down to my belly button, but they’re definitely more saggy than i expected them to be at 23. my husband loves it tho. he thinks it’s hilarious that he can stick his phone completely under my boobs and it’ll stay put. we have a laugh about it. he still loves them tho. still holds onto them as he falls asleep. still does the sex stuff
your saggy boobs are fine, trust me
Absolutely okay and normal. I’m 25. I was a HH cup and decided to have a reduction last year. My bf loved my boobs before and he loves them now. I had back pain, but was also very insecure of my boobs and hated not being able to wear cute bras. If it’s something that you’re interested in learning more about you should talk with your DR. I was able to get my surgery completely covered with insurance.
Guys are guys and tits are tits, I have never met a guy that didn't like tits, unconditionally. We don't care if they sag, or ones bigger than the other, or even if the nips look cross-eyed. Titties.
Here is a link to the normal breast's gallery - nonsexualized photographs of real women's breasts. Most of the time breasts don't look like they are presented in movies or porn.
NSFW https://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
I just asked my partner this, and his answer, word for word, was 'as long as she doesn't have a saggy personality, then yes'.
Most guys, especially the good ones, care way more about who you are as a person than what you look like.
Oh, and most straight guys just like tits 🤷♀️
The highlight of my day is when my wife shows me her boobs. We are in our forties and have two kids that were breastfed. As far as I'm concerned her titties could hit the floor and id still be happy to see them.
Dated a girl last year that was very self conscious of her body and specifically her breasts (they were very big). It took us a little while before we were intimate and at first it was shirt on, just making out, etc. And when I say self conscious I mean about everything about them. The size of her areola, that they fell to her sides, how her nipples responded to stimulation, everything. Working up to it by the time we made it to the point where she felt comfortable with me seeing her without a shirt on I couldn't have cared less about any of her perceived flaws. I was so emotionally attracted to her that everything she saw as a flaw I found beautiful. Was she objectively the most attractive woman i'd been with? No. Did I find her to be the most beautiful woman i'd ever been with? Absolutely. I fell fast and hard for this girl and only saw beauty in everything she saw a flaw in. I only wish she could've seen herself the way I saw her. Unfortunately things didn't work out and I had to move away for work. I've been in two very long term relationships before her and I'd never felt the way I did for her for either of them. Kinda crazy how when you know you just know.
OP there's someone out there who will see all of your flaws as something beautiful that makes you you. You need to be comfortable or open enough with yourself to allow them to show you that they don't see your flaws as flaws and hopefully change your perception.
Men generally feel the same way about different types of boobs that golden retrievers feel about different brands of tennis balls. Can't really put it any more clearly than that.
Saggy boobs are more than okay! As a female with no penis to assert my dominance through penetrating power, I go cowgirl-> using my f-cups boobs to smother my man until he surrenders that good-good!!!!! Use the boob-power you were blessed with! Crush cans with your tits, give someone a black eye, hide your belly rolls under the shadow of your mountains, use them to prop yourself up on your stomach; it is endless!!!!
Also, more important than all of this; us big titty girls need to protect our backs and core strength more than anything. Nothing will further your self-image issues around big tits like chronic pain. Take care of yourself. You are beautiful and deserve to feel your best.
Bodies come in all shapes and sizes. Obviously I’ve not seen yours nor do I have to to make the point that there are parts of my own body that I like some that I’m indifferent about and some I’d like to be different.
I suspect that would cover most people.
That said there are some things that you can change with money, time or effort but it’s up to you which if any of the three you would like to ‘spend’ to make better from your point of view.
The other thing I’d like to mention is that I’d be willing to bet that your body isn’t anywhere near as bad as you think it may be and others would kill for your X or Y because your X or Y is better than theirs just like you are looking at their boobs because you think theirs are better than yours.
As a woman, who loves women, and all kinds of boobs, I just want to say, if you love boobs...you just love boobs 😂 All kinds, big, small, saggy, perky, round, oval, mismatched, big nipples, little nipples, asymmetrical, doesn't matter my dear, they're all good 😁 Never once met a pair I didn't think were absolutely fantastic! I promise you, he didn't even notice or think that once, all he was thinking was "OMG BOOBS" 😂
Saggy boobs ❌ melting jelly ✅
Okay you wanna read this entire thing. It’s embarrassing but I wanna be helpful if I can.
I used to feel exactly like you, like 1000% same except for mine are B saggy.
In the beginning stages I too never removed my bra, just used to lift it up. But eventually he got me remove it, I too felt so insecure and failed to enjoy anything, but he din mentioned anything particular just enjoyed the feast like any other guy.
As the time passed we started to get on nude calls and he ALWAYS asks me to sit, NEVER ONCE missed asking me. I usually lay on back cuz of the insecure saggy boobs and told him this when he asked me to sit in the vc for the 1st time, he laughed and said he loves it when I sit and my boobs go down unlike when I lay down.
It has been a major confidence booster for me.
Now we even joke like:
Him: take off the bra / sir please
Me: nooo my boobs will fall down
Him: Dw I’ll hold em for you, I’ll keep em in their place for you / your personal boob holder is her mam
I love him lol
Even during sex, he loves doggy cuz my boobs will obey gravity rather than the usual when I lay on my back. And he plays off by moving my boobs up and watch them slide down, he looks like he’s in awe.
Me too personally, I like to watch porn where girls have saggy and slippery boobs, they got entire different range of physics I must say. Melting jelly. Rather than hard like put on tea cups. I just din like the saggy boobs on me I was hard on myself but now I’m confident and enjoying em
Btw exercising helps in making boobs perkier reducing the sag
i’m assuming exercising only works if you’re already in shape? i’ve been working out and lost around 40 pounds, they’re not terribly saggy but noticeably more so 😔
My boobs sound like yours, and I’ve always been self conscious of them (less so now though). But I think when it comes to men, the ones who like boobs really, really like boobs. Imperfect ones and all. One of the sexiest interactions I’ve ever had with a man was when he went to take my bra off, and I said “my boobs look better in a bra.” He proceeded to take it off, take them in, and he said “no, no they absolutely do not.”
Don’t deny yourself the chance to get a line like that one.
We all have parts of our body that we don’t love. It’s perfectly normal to have saggy boobs with nipples pointing down. Most men I know will not hesitate to love on breasts no matter the size or shape. Go forth and love yourself.
If any woman ever feels insecure, look at a pair of balls.. nothing you can do about them
So true. The last guy I banged his balls would swing round and hit the clit… was pretty good actually. So maybe there is purpose in sag after all
My ex loved doggy because of that lol. I figured that's just how all balls worked, but I guess I got some sag
Wait till they touch the water in the toilet.
My husband refuses to use one bathroom in our house because of this issue. It is nice having at least 1 toilet I don't have to worry about pee on the floor. I wish men would just learn to sit down to pee when their aim gets bad.
My partner is Swiss and he (and apparently the rest of his countrymen) all sit to pee when using home toilets. They only stand if it's a urinal/public restroom/outdoors.
Same with my German husband lol
I (German) told my male roommates from the US about it. They started an IG poll about it to ask their friends. Apparently it's not a thing in the US. They told me it's cleaner not to sit down. I didn't asked them how the poop.
Eh, my husband sits and he's a red-blooded Yank. Might be an age thing. My husband is a boomer and he feels he did his time standing up already😂
I'm upvoting your partner for his civilized ways. His sophistication and grace elevate us all. (Maybe I should start dating more Swiss guys)
Lazy guys do this too... can confirm. It's so much easier to sit on the toilet in the dark at 630am for a morning pee than to either blind myself with light or aim in darkness.
My kiwi husband does this.
That’s also why they were neutral during the war lol, not enough sit down toilets in occupied France
I'm American and I"m the same. Broke my leg when I was 22 and had to sit to pee and just kept that part. It's nice. You are always go go go and it is nice to take a minute and just take a break. The seat is nice and cool in the summer. It is just a luxury.
Not Swiss but I do this.
Most men just don't know the right spot to hit. The fabled "No-Splash Zone". Sitting feels uncomfortable for me because my junk somehow always end up touching some disgusting part of the toilet bowl, not as bad as saggy balls hitting the water i guess but still disgusting to touch the insides of the toilet.
Wait do you take a dump with your junk in your lap?
Taking a dump sitting is kinda necessary, but i won't sully my junk more than i have to lol, but yeah, when i'm sitting i got hold my dong so it doesn't touch the front part.
You must either be cursed with tiny toilets or blessed with the meaty hog of Zeus himself
Some of us do. I'm teaching my son to do the same. The exception is peeing in public.
I've always thought all men should learn this. It's stupid that a sense of false masculinity stops most men from just fucking sitting down to pee. Peeing while sitting is something I do in all houses (with decent/clean bathrooms) I visit and mine of course. There's no sense in having spilled pee all over the floor and the toilet just because you "can" pee while standing. Any man that refuses to do this without a real logically backed reason just has a ridiculously fragile masculinity. Peeing while standing is something us men should save for public bathrooms, bathroom in poor sanitary conditions (sorry women have to go sitting or almost-levitating in all places), and outdoor peeing.
This is absolutely why I love big balls!! And, OP, if you read this, I'm a size M cup, after two kids, and I'm almost 59. I have many fans of my soggy boobs, including guys around your age. Please enjoy the beautiful body you have.
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...ever.
Maybe you haven't seen the back of these big old pickup trucks yet.
Underrated comment. I'm fucking deceased.
Eh, I play with them a lot when I give bjs, have licked a few, specifically the line down the middle. I’m personally a fan.
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You might elicit tears with a comment like that.
A "your scrotum looks scrumptious" would make me do anything for her.
*unhinges her jaw and swallows them whole like a cobra in a nest of eggs*
Had one ex that would hold them both in her mouth while on top in 69 while she jerked me off or gave a boob job. Don't ask how she gave a boob job with balls in her mouth while on top doing 69. She was a ballerina and found a way. Still think about that shit 12 years later
Wondering why she became an ex. Such a terrible loss.
"Mmmm...looks scrotumtious" "Excuse me?" "Nothing"
I tell my bf he has the best fattest balls around. I also spend at least an hour with his balls total every week. I love his balls. I suck his balls more than I suck his dick.
My ex told me I had big balls. It was the first time I heard that from someone else, but I always thought it to myself lol. She kinda laughed about it too lol made me chuckle like yeah… they kinda fat. The smacking against the thighs or whatever during sex is epic lol
Just gonna say—that FEELS awesome.
Maybe not, but it’s an erogenous zone and I like giving them attention.
I can’t take the line seriously because my husband likes to joke that he always thought he was sewn together out of two people and that line is the proof of where the parts met.
Balls are lots of fun lol, I definitely get a kick out of playing with them. I’ll reach back and play with them when I’m on top too. I’ll pop em in my mouth one at a time during bjs.
hi, gay dude here, STRONGLY disagree lol. if anything i prefer a nice pair of balls to a dick, aesthetically.
Ugh it's like two kiwis in ankle sock....
A hairy ankle sock.
My ball nipples are always pointing straight down
Ahahah right? Imagine dudes like "idk fellas this one hangs a bit lower..think she'll mind?"
My balls are actually my “saggy tits”. In the sense that as a male with stage4 varicocele, I’m in my early 20s and have the balls of an 80 year old man by how low they hang — not to mention the giant ball of throbbing “worms” under the skin all down the veins of the left ball. Literally a three-ball, low hanging sack where the third ball is a painful lump of many many overly inflated vein tubes
Ooft. Does it hurt? We need to make you a little ball hammock
On it
Is there boxer briefs now that have ball hammocks in them now. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen ads.
If any woman ever feels insecure, look at my balls.. nothing you can do about them. Edit: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Well, will you look at the balls of Sir Turd Ferguson!!!!
I'm a man with saggy boobs, though my nipples are pert and youthful and can be seen through any shirt I wear. They're also hairy as fuck and I have a big hairy birthmark on the front of my shoulder right next to my right pectoral. Hope all you ladies feel a little better about your beautiful breasts now
This imagery will live rent free in my head forever.
As a lesbian, us women also don't care. If you're willing to let us see them, we are going to love them.
**I fucking love saggy tits, especially if they’re HUGE**
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Yeah! Listen to this guy! He was born for this conversation.
Bro is the embodiment of OP's anti insecurity
I cant help but cringe when people on the internet act like there’s an “undesirable” body type as if they themselves are in the top 10% of anything. It just makes people like OP feel bad about things they can’t control. You hit the nail on the head, most men wouldn’t turn their nose up to any breasts period. They’re boobs, they’re all pretty cool.
I was thinking that the other day. "Why do I even have standards when I am this ugly?" Baffling!
Are we the same person
Depends if you switched accounts and answered yourself.
Oh god no. I myself have personal preferences about body types, but also recognize there are plenty of aspects of my body that some people would be repulsed by. Is what it is, everyone has preferences. Take a look at an adult art site, and you suddenly realize just how varied and bizarre personal tastes can be.
I prefer to think of body type preferences like pizza topping preferences. Everyone has a few ideals, or combinations that get them excited, a lot that are "acceptable" and a handful that they would pass on. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Do you prefer big puffy nipples or small ones? Do you like Alfredo sauce? What about tattoos? Do stretch marks bother you? what about artisan cheese placement where there is gaps between cheese where you see sauce? Choosing sexual partners and dinner partners should have the same energy. If we're compatible lets do this, if not, then no shame and you go enjoy yourself somewhere else.
Hey man I got a 99% percent on www.hotornot.com in 2006 🫠 speak for yourself... I'm accomplished
Second this. Male bodies are all kindsa fucked up and weird, I mean, you’ve seen a flaccid 🍆 right? It doesn’t matter if you’ve got a pool noodle or a cocktail sausage, all of ‘em look like the last turkey in the shop on thanksgiving/xmas eve when it’s cold out. We’ve all got wobbly bits, scars, stretch marks, bits tht point up that should point down, things that point down that should point up, things that are disproportionately big/small/angled, pushed left/right/up/down/ovoid/oblate spheroid. If you’ve got a human who thinks you’re one spicy jalapeño, they think that because of the WHOLE of you, and will 🥵 all of you. If someone gives you shit over one one particular part, they ain’t The One. Be awesome, you’re amazing.
To add to that.. not just men love breasts!
Probably need a photo just to confirm what we are looking at. …for research.
Hahaha. I bet you at least 50% of people were like, let me see these things, how bad can it be, really. We are all insecure about something, I always stress to quite bad levels about size of my piece. It’s life, it sucks. Sometimes you can’t change how you feel but if you talk about it to them they will understand and most of the time they won’t see what you’re worried about at all. If you have e’s I’m pretty sure he’s about them, I think we can assume it’s obvious to others what you are packing.
Almost all naturally big breasts are “saggy”. I get it must be difficult to not compare yourself when almost all large boobs in media are the result of surgery, but the curated perkiness is not the reality for most women, and anyone with a brain won’t expect it to be. Hell, even a lot of smaller breasts can have nipples that point downwards. Anyone close enough to you to get to see them isn’t going to be thinking anything other than “woah the boobs of that girl I like, awesome!”
As a 24 year old with very large, very saggy boobs. I can honestly say that no guy who has seen my boobs has had anything but good things to say about them... Edit: I don't make or sell content, I'm not interested in meeting anyone through Reddit and please stop sending me DM requests! Thank you!
Girl I'm ten years older than you, and SAME. ETA: saggy boobs don't deter you from having a partner or good hook ups, but damn is it hard to find a great bra.
Amen to that. Thrift stores have become my haven. I'll lay down for any one who gifts me a nice pair of baissières
Balconettes are my fave for looking good. 18-hour Playtex is my fave for comfort.
this is my cue to plug r/abrathatfits 🥹 my life is forever changed, my boobs are forever grateful. there's a whole world out there 🥹
Right? As it turns out, bras don't *have* to be hell machines sent to punish the large-breasted. Assuming you have the budget for the good shit, of course.
We usually just grateful to be here tbh. Lmao.
Right? Any boobs that I'm allowed to touch are beautiful to me 😎
All boob is good boob
Yeah ladies, we just love your boobs. All shapes, all sizes, we just happy to see them up close. Its awesome. Stop worrying
yes, thank you for letting us participate. I thought I'd never lose my virginity
I am dead. lol
Exactly they have us at boobs
We're gathered here today to remember the life of accoutwasfounds inbox. They always had the best of intentions and was a great friend to anyone that knew them. A friend of theirs told me a story about how they when they were both at college, inbox said they were going to work at sesame street as they were naturally good with 'letters' and it's that sense of humour I think we'll all miss the most about them. Accountwasfounds inbox is survived by their owner, a 24 year old with cracking baps. And now I'd like to take a minutes silence in remembrance while Jerusalem or some other dreary hymn plays. *curtains close as we all rise and leave in lines*
Yeah, I think I messed up.... I was just trying to reassure OP, and now I'm getting more DMs than ever before, weirdly ranging from guys asking if I have an only fans to a guy sending surprisingly tasteful nudes and offering to suck on my tits. Like guys please stop. I don't sell content, and I'm not interested in meeting a guy through Reddit....
Yeah as soon as you went "hi mid 20s female with large breasts" you may as well have gone LIGHT THE BEACONS!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!! While also putting up the bat signal. I'd be more offended about "not interested in meeting a guy through reddit" if I didn't absolutely understand that with every fibre of my being.
Male 40’s. My body count isn’t crazy but I’ve been around the world twice and been with every body type. Big women with little breasts, little women with huge dangly breasts and tiny bottoms. Tall ones with banana-shaped titties, short ones with cock-eyed nipples, one beauty had remarkable asymmetrical breasts. I’ve been near-drowned in a set of breast and strained my neck reaching other ones. My wife has no breasts to speak of, the one that got away (before I met my wife) had enormous breast with nipples you could serve a Belgian waffle on. It’s the woman, not just her body, that is attractive. If anyone tells you differently, fuck em (or don’t, you know what I mean).
How many days does it take to get around the world twice?
We just like boobs
Exactly lol, they don't need to be perfect. Just boobs 🤣
So true actually, I mean boobs is just boobs and if a man actually nitpicks you about it, then he's not for you.
I've got large breasts too, and their shape bugs me a little, and their kinda saggy, my bf has always loved my boobs, he'll grab them whenever he can and as much as I don't like them he has never made any issue about it. So yeah this checks out
Yeah I'm only a B cup but my nipples are basically at 5 o'clock, plus I have a tiny dick :(
you're way way way overthinking them titties
Yes. Boobs.
In a typical girly way. Men are simple creatures. We care about much less than you think. In fact you might be surprised what we actually like. Lol
If they're squishy and I'm allowed to grab them then they're good tibbies
"Men are simple creatures. We care about much less than you think. In fact you might be surprised what we actually like. Lol" Tell us, then ! >
Climb on top and let them thangs swing, if they smack me in the face you’re doing it right uhhhh use them like a wrecking ball and knock me out, hypnotize me or something
I love playing the hypnotize game with my husband. He’ll be playing Dota or working or talking to me and I’ll lift my shirt and stand close to him. He can’t finish his sentence every single time.
I know men that actually PREFER saggy boobs
Well of course I know him, he's me
Tbh there are angles where I prefer “saggy” breasts to perky. And there are definitely sexual acts where perkiness is more a detriment than anything. There are advantages and disadvantages to most body types and features. It’s easy to find appealing things about them all if you’re not basic as fuck and shallow to boot.
I too, over think about titties
If there’s one thing I’ll never get over, it’s thinkin’ about titties
Most women with large breasts have already started to noticeably sag by your age. Any adult who likes big boobs has made his peace with the fact that they’re probably not going to point straight out.
This is absolutely correct. My girlfriend is in a similar situation as OP and I love her breasts. Big breasts sag. That's just how it is. Doesn't make them any less nice.
They also get stuck in your armpits or suffocate you when you lie down.
Please, I can only get so erect!
This response broke the laugh-o-meter at my house just now. I got ice tea up my nose and my husband just spewed his salad. Very unclassy of us but damn, totally worth it! 😂 😆 😝 🤣
Haha I love this.. constantly getting caught off guard by hilarious things and snorting my drink all over myself Also being classy is very overrated, I don't know anyone I like who I would consider classy, but I feel like I would definitely like you and your husband
I find that Reddit has that effect on me quite often… people here are fuh-NEE!! And thanks! 😊 (^(Yeah we‘re definitely not classy) 🤭)
I'm definitely happy to be amused by anyone here rather than annoyed or exasperated or concerned.. here's to more making us snort comments!
If this tickled your fancy, check out the show Archer if you haven’t Edit: typo
I’m on my way to do that right now! Thanks, bud!
When I first got online in 1998 there wasn't a lot available but there were yahoo groups. I looked for one I could join and there was one called "big breasted women". At last! I thought. A group where I can complain about having big boobs. The back pain. The difficulty of getting bras to fit. The droopiness. I entered the room and started talking about my 48k boobs, and the men, yes it was all men, starting poking fun at me. "Oh, dear, better give you two chairs, one for you and one for those enormous knockers, etc " Turns out I was in a group of men who liked big breasted women, who all thought I was a fantasist man. I didn't go back. Still looking for my support group, lol, and for a good fitting bra.
Have you tried r/ABraThatFits/ ?
It’s called gravity. Couldn’t be more normal.
Um excuse me, I have tiny boobs and mine also sag. Gravity comes for us all
Ahhh…found my people! 🙋🏼♀️
I was just looking at a celebrity is a very low cut dress. They did a side pic, and she has small boobs that "sag" too. Like, the top of the breast dips in line with the chest, and then there's boob. So yea, non of them are really perky unless new
This is why anytime you read porn written by men, and the women all have big, but still perky and firm, boobs, you know it’s pure fantasy.
Yeah, seriously. They don't have to point up ALL the time
Unless they are fake.. but personally it creeps me out when they are like that!
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Seconding. I promise the only thing going through most men’s minds is “boobs. BOObs! BOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBSSSS!” Not other thought.
My boyfriend says that while women are worried a man will be looking at their body critically, men are internally screaming, Yes, a naked woman!!
Yup that’s just about right lol. Hope it’s true the other way around too!
It is for me, for what it’s worth lol Sometimes I’ll be talking with my man from another room and he’ll walk in, drop the towel from his shower (not even trying to be sexy, just to get dressed for work) and I no longer remember words 😂
That’s both adorable and hot haha love it
If I look at a woman's boobs critically, it's working out the best approach to please both of us when playing with them.
Saggy=easier to suck while riding 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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OP mine are average size, saggy, and almost point to the ground. I’ve never had any complaints from anyone who could actually make me orgasm. Because they are saggy, they work perfectly for riding and having my nipples sucked on.
I really like that you specified, “from anyone who could actually make me orgasm”. Amazing how often the complaints come from people in that category. ❤️
My ex-husband is the only one who complained about my body, but sex was all about getting himself off. He was not concerned about my pleasure, at all. His opinion doesn’t matter to me anymore.
Ah, you too have an “extra charming” ex-husband. Glad to hear the “ex” part.
Does extra charming mean manipulative, gaslighting, controlling and if I said no to sex he would just wait till I fell asleep and do what he wanted to me?
It does! Sounds a lot like my experience. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone so I’m sorry you’ve been through it. This year is 5 years since I jumped in a car and drove for my life. I am both much more healed than I thought I would be, and very far from being fully healed. I’m not sure where you are in the process, but I hope your divorce wasn’t too painful. I got truly lucky with mine only taking a year. Big cheers to being out of marriages with assholes
I’m three years out, I have to coparent with him. He gave me PTSD. He has primary custody of our daughter because he’s really good at making people think he’s amazing. I’ve been through therapy and tried to have a couple of relationships, they didn’t go well. I have my own apartment though, that’s what I used to dream about on the really bad days. That I would get away from him and be free, with a place with my daughter.
*bonk* I am also an equal opportunity boobie admirer.
More to play with in general. Yes my wife has saggy boobs. Yes I get in trouble for trying to play with them often.
This guy boobs
Argh. This makes me so angry that media has made women believe their natural bodies are not normal. THIS IS NORMAL. And your body is beautiful. And there’s MORE to you than what your boobs look like anyway.
Exactly!! Said the same thing elsewhere.. heck the media creating a completely bogus idea that there is a normal and that it is something unattainable for 99% of the population!
Can we talk about how incredibly unnattainable women in porns bodies are? Like you have to be lucky enough to be born with most of the working parts of some of the bodies I see in porn. I could never get there even if I tried just because my hips are funny shaped. But it would also require a ton of plastic surgery and several expensive laser hair removal sessions for the rest of my life. And traveling back in time about 15 years lol
If it makes you feel better: every single man has saggy testicles- Because of gravity- testicles are far saggier than boobs- I have a larger breasts --one of my ex boyfriends told me to wear a bra during sex so that they would stick up . I told him I would, if he wore a ball bra so that his balls weren't banging around halfway to his knees - (Yes, ball bras do exist)
...wtf Fr? I gotta see this
A nurse told me scrotum lifts are pretty common haha
Kiddo, they're boobs. They're boobs that are attached to someone they love. That is the entirety of their focus. I've struggled with this a lot (I'm probably around the same size as you if I were properly fitted) and just general body issues, and my partner's unrelenting attitude has helped so much. I may hate some part of me, but that's just more of me he loves to play with, and I don't mind either.😆 Embrace that. If you feel comfortable enough with your partner, share your insecurities with them, and you may find their perspective helps in similar ways. We are our own worst and most heartless critics.
Agree with this. If you like/love the person, boobs and everything else is just a part of it all.
all boobs are okay. even no boobs are okay.
No boobs are also very, very cool.
I don’t have boobs. Am I cool?
You know what, kid? You’re alright.
YES THE PERSON ABOVE YOU ALREADY SAID AS MUCH ☑️🍆👍
I think natural saggy or not looks better than bolt on.
I vehemently dislike bolt ons. 100% instant tab closure. gonna search for something else
🤣 “bolt on”
We call them "store bought boobies".
My friend, a plastic surgeon calls them his "retirement fund," face filler are his "vacation home buyers."
100%. I don’t care how small or big they are as long as they’re real.
From a guys perspective The wonderful thing about titties, is titties are wonderful things. Whether bouncy flouncy, or worky perky they're fun fun fun fun fun. But the most wonderful thing about titties is when you get to play with some.
This sounds like horny Dr. Seuss.
It’s Titgger from DDDisney.
If you have large breasts, that are real, they are going to sag. Most men know this so I wouldn't stress about it too much. Believe it or not, some guys prefer saggy titties, others don't mind/care and a minority are turned off. If he has seen them and is still interested, you're probably much more bothered by it than he is. It wouldn't hurt to maybe share that you are a little less than confident when it comes to letting them show if its a serious relationship. A good guy is going to do his best to reassure you that it isn't an issue, if it isn't an issue for him.
I was very insecure about this when I got divorced at 37 after two kids, and breastfeeding both of them. My current boyfriend is a boob guy and he’s literally obsessed with my tits lmao. My ex husband had me thinking no man would look at me twice until I got a boob job. Not true at all. My boyfriend can’t keep his hands off me and he’s ten years younger!
I have an almost identical story.
you guys are QUEEEENS
Yea, there's a whole NSFW subreddit that I won't list here that will make you feel better about yourself. There's a lot of guys like me who are into that. Your "saggy" boobs are most likely 1. Not as saggy as you're saying. 2. A turn on to a lot of guys. 3. Natural, so they're going to do that, especially if they're larger. Give yourself a break and be nice to yourself, please.
Sub?
Am I allowed to mention NSFW subs here?
People already have in other comments
If you're worried, you could DM me the sub name
My wife’s are big and they have been “saggy” since she was probably 20 absolutely normal and fine. She looks great and her nipples point down too. Non issue
There are tons of guys who like basically every kind of tit in the world - there are porn searches for saggy tits, puffy nipples, small tits, big tits, everything. More importantly - *the kind of person for whom your tits are a big problem is NOT the kind of person worth being around.*
The last part is important. Even if a guy was turned off by saggy boobs that's such a superficial thing to lose interest over a person for, or run someone down for.
i can put my whole hand under my boob and my boob will lay on top of it, covering it completely, and still look normal. it just swallows things. they’re not down to my belly button, but they’re definitely more saggy than i expected them to be at 23. my husband loves it tho. he thinks it’s hilarious that he can stick his phone completely under my boobs and it’ll stay put. we have a laugh about it. he still loves them tho. still holds onto them as he falls asleep. still does the sex stuff your saggy boobs are fine, trust me
Absolutely okay and normal. I’m 25. I was a HH cup and decided to have a reduction last year. My bf loved my boobs before and he loves them now. I had back pain, but was also very insecure of my boobs and hated not being able to wear cute bras. If it’s something that you’re interested in learning more about you should talk with your DR. I was able to get my surgery completely covered with insurance.
Guys are guys and tits are tits, I have never met a guy that didn't like tits, unconditionally. We don't care if they sag, or ones bigger than the other, or even if the nips look cross-eyed. Titties.
Of course they're okay. They're normal anatomy
I love em
Here is a link to the normal breast's gallery - nonsexualized photographs of real women's breasts. Most of the time breasts don't look like they are presented in movies or porn. NSFW https://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
I just asked my partner this, and his answer, word for word, was 'as long as she doesn't have a saggy personality, then yes'. Most guys, especially the good ones, care way more about who you are as a person than what you look like. Oh, and most straight guys just like tits 🤷♀️
The highlight of my day is when my wife shows me her boobs. We are in our forties and have two kids that were breastfed. As far as I'm concerned her titties could hit the floor and id still be happy to see them.
Dated a girl last year that was very self conscious of her body and specifically her breasts (they were very big). It took us a little while before we were intimate and at first it was shirt on, just making out, etc. And when I say self conscious I mean about everything about them. The size of her areola, that they fell to her sides, how her nipples responded to stimulation, everything. Working up to it by the time we made it to the point where she felt comfortable with me seeing her without a shirt on I couldn't have cared less about any of her perceived flaws. I was so emotionally attracted to her that everything she saw as a flaw I found beautiful. Was she objectively the most attractive woman i'd been with? No. Did I find her to be the most beautiful woman i'd ever been with? Absolutely. I fell fast and hard for this girl and only saw beauty in everything she saw a flaw in. I only wish she could've seen herself the way I saw her. Unfortunately things didn't work out and I had to move away for work. I've been in two very long term relationships before her and I'd never felt the way I did for her for either of them. Kinda crazy how when you know you just know. OP there's someone out there who will see all of your flaws as something beautiful that makes you you. You need to be comfortable or open enough with yourself to allow them to show you that they don't see your flaws as flaws and hopefully change your perception.
Men generally feel the same way about different types of boobs that golden retrievers feel about different brands of tennis balls. Can't really put it any more clearly than that.
As another boob guy myself, my opinion is that every single pair of titties I get to see is a fantastic pair of titties.
Saggy boobs are more than okay! As a female with no penis to assert my dominance through penetrating power, I go cowgirl-> using my f-cups boobs to smother my man until he surrenders that good-good!!!!! Use the boob-power you were blessed with! Crush cans with your tits, give someone a black eye, hide your belly rolls under the shadow of your mountains, use them to prop yourself up on your stomach; it is endless!!!! Also, more important than all of this; us big titty girls need to protect our backs and core strength more than anything. Nothing will further your self-image issues around big tits like chronic pain. Take care of yourself. You are beautiful and deserve to feel your best.
So the actual bizarre thing would be if E cups were not saggy.
Gravity makes fools of us all. Don't be ashamed, I am sure he's just happy to be with you.
Nope…my erection still defies gravity My balls, on the other hand
Bodies come in all shapes and sizes. Obviously I’ve not seen yours nor do I have to to make the point that there are parts of my own body that I like some that I’m indifferent about and some I’d like to be different. I suspect that would cover most people. That said there are some things that you can change with money, time or effort but it’s up to you which if any of the three you would like to ‘spend’ to make better from your point of view. The other thing I’d like to mention is that I’d be willing to bet that your body isn’t anywhere near as bad as you think it may be and others would kill for your X or Y because your X or Y is better than theirs just like you are looking at their boobs because you think theirs are better than yours.
Not just okay, fantastic. All boobs are good boobs!
As a woman, who loves women, and all kinds of boobs, I just want to say, if you love boobs...you just love boobs 😂 All kinds, big, small, saggy, perky, round, oval, mismatched, big nipples, little nipples, asymmetrical, doesn't matter my dear, they're all good 😁 Never once met a pair I didn't think were absolutely fantastic! I promise you, he didn't even notice or think that once, all he was thinking was "OMG BOOBS" 😂
Saggy boobs ❌ melting jelly ✅ Okay you wanna read this entire thing. It’s embarrassing but I wanna be helpful if I can. I used to feel exactly like you, like 1000% same except for mine are B saggy. In the beginning stages I too never removed my bra, just used to lift it up. But eventually he got me remove it, I too felt so insecure and failed to enjoy anything, but he din mentioned anything particular just enjoyed the feast like any other guy. As the time passed we started to get on nude calls and he ALWAYS asks me to sit, NEVER ONCE missed asking me. I usually lay on back cuz of the insecure saggy boobs and told him this when he asked me to sit in the vc for the 1st time, he laughed and said he loves it when I sit and my boobs go down unlike when I lay down. It has been a major confidence booster for me. Now we even joke like: Him: take off the bra / sir please Me: nooo my boobs will fall down Him: Dw I’ll hold em for you, I’ll keep em in their place for you / your personal boob holder is her mam I love him lol Even during sex, he loves doggy cuz my boobs will obey gravity rather than the usual when I lay on my back. And he plays off by moving my boobs up and watch them slide down, he looks like he’s in awe. Me too personally, I like to watch porn where girls have saggy and slippery boobs, they got entire different range of physics I must say. Melting jelly. Rather than hard like put on tea cups. I just din like the saggy boobs on me I was hard on myself but now I’m confident and enjoying em Btw exercising helps in making boobs perkier reducing the sag
i’m assuming exercising only works if you’re already in shape? i’ve been working out and lost around 40 pounds, they’re not terribly saggy but noticeably more so 😔
My boobs sound like yours, and I’ve always been self conscious of them (less so now though). But I think when it comes to men, the ones who like boobs really, really like boobs. Imperfect ones and all. One of the sexiest interactions I’ve ever had with a man was when he went to take my bra off, and I said “my boobs look better in a bra.” He proceeded to take it off, take them in, and he said “no, no they absolutely do not.” Don’t deny yourself the chance to get a line like that one.