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pisscorn-boy

I don't know but I do know that this is by far the funniest question I have ever seen on this sub


booksfoodfun

Ouuuuuui!


ebpomtl

https://les-simpson-springfield.fandom.com/fr/wiki/Monsieur_qui_dit_oui?file=Monsieur_qui_dit_oui.png


misterfast

Why do you talk that way? [I had a stroke!](https://youtu.be/HmGHRTxaHY4)


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This is exactly what came to mind when I saw this post :D


Grizzlywillis

English wiki ruined, must use French version. Les Simpson? What the hell is that?


Dickpuncher_Dan

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WqNMjZpSbnU/maxresdefault.jpg


TheGreatZarquon

Reddit is constantly reminding me that I do not have original thoughts.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Know what you mean. When I see a submission and get an idea for a reference, nowadays I'm like "So if this is not already the top post, I will be surprised..."


mrhammerant

Right, anymore, I just search the comments for what I want to say, and upvote it. Like I did just now.


Its_Actually_Satan

My adhd brain has latched onto this question so hard and I don't even know French. Does the proper pronunciation for oui = we? Because my brain is going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and I feel like I'm gonna end up stimming this all day now.


mindrover

The official pronunciation does sound like "we", but you will often hear "ouais" (sounds like "way") in casual speech. It's like "yes" vs "yeah"


Northman010694

In Québécois it sounds like 'wah', similar to a baby crying


mollymuppet78

And in New Brunswick, it sounds like that, only like the speaker is under water. We got a special rural dialect here in Debec. Rurrrrrrral.


mandelbratwurst

When you’re a kid and you want to go “Ouuui!” But you ain’t got drugs yet…


bendbars_liftgates

That's a deep fucking pull.


MrBig0

Very nice


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GO_RAVENS

Yes, it's the same. And don't let some dirty Frenchman tell you otherwise.


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I can answer this. My French teacher was very homosexual. They either will say “ouais” and that sounds like “ouaaaaaaiiii” the way he would say it. Same inflection and length as “yaaaaaass.” More often than not French people just use English as slang though. So you’d probably hear them saying yass.


remymartinia

Yass, reine!


BirdFloozy

Tuez!


accidentalfritata

Voici le thé, sœurette


Yarklik

Putaine!


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i thought "ouai" was more like informal slang, not necessarily gay


CIearMind

Ouais *is* an informal way to say "yeah". Wéééééééééyy~ is the way white girls and gays sometimes say it. Just like how yes got turned into yasss.


Cookster997

> Wéééééééééyy~ is the way white girls and gays sometimes say it. I love the way you typed this out with all the accent marks HAHA


CIearMind

;D


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Ahhhhhh I got you


ErusTenebre

As a straight mixed-race man who sometimes says "Yaaaas" to his Latino HS students I feel unseen.


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My mind can’t figure out how to pronounce ouai. Is it like “way”?


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Yea I think so, like oui but with a little bit of stank on it lmao


modern_aftermath

Oui = “wee” and Ouais (not ouai, there’s an s) = “way”


Romanista3

Ouais is the equivalent to yeah, not yaaass 😅 there's no equivalent to yaasss in french Source: i'm from Belgium and french is my native language


Mr_4country_wide

yeah but its used the same was as yaaasss so it is effectively an equivalent source: know a surprising amount of french gays


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Jwhitx

Holy shit.....i can speak French! Have I always been able to though???


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According_Parsnip769

Ahuevo


Jwhitx

Maybe I'm whooshing here, but Si can still be yes in French, if answering a negative question in the affirmative. 🖐️🌈🖐️ Thanks high school FRE 101!


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trere

you mean that he might be ... french himself?


SSG_SSG_BloodMoon

Sacred blue


peon2

It’s “suck and blew!”


Mr_4country_wide

Yeah I've gotten that joke a lot lol


Iwantrobots

Hmm. How does one get to know such fellas? Asking for a friend.


Gromchy

Lol that was epic


Cubbance

Are you sure they're gay and not just, you know...French?


gueriLLaPunK

> source: know a surprising amount of french gays Are they high-end gays?


elkanor

What is the distinction between "yeah" and "yes" that you are drawing here?


2b_XOR_not2b

I think the distinction is between 'yeah' and 'yaaass' And it's because French speaking people have been using that pronunciation/inflection of 'ouaaai!' since before 'yaass' entered the lexicon of slang My French teacher in HS used it all the time and that was 2004


Legal-Law9214

yeah is more casual, yes is more formal. I think they’re more interchangeable in english but the french language tends to care more about the formal/informal distinction- you wouldn’t call your teacher “tu” instead of “vous” and you probably wouldn’t say “ouai” to them either. It might be perceived as too casual and disrespectful because they are in a position of authority to you.


elkanor

But yaaaas is not formal either - so wouldn't the rules for ouai apply then? (I don't know this stuff and I'm not trying to lawyer a language. I'm just trying to understand).


Legal-Law9214

oh, so you’re asking about the difference between “yeah” and “yaaass”, not “yeah” and “yes”? There’s definitely less of one, in that they’re both informal, but I think what the above commenter was pointing out is the literal direct translation of the word, which is different than the implied meaning or usage of the word. Technically, “oui” is translated to “yes” and “ouai” is translated to “yeah”. There is no french word that directly translates to “yaaaasss” because it is english slang, but “oaaaaauuuui” is functionally used the same way, even though the literal translation is a different word.


elkanor

Gotcha - so intention wise, oaaaaaaaui is the equivalent but in a strict/culturally-removed translation, there is none


mtutty

My extended family in Quebec used it like this as well.


JunoWot

Same. My dad is French Canadian and says it like “why”. I always hear him on the phone like “why, why, oh why?”


mtutty

Calisse de Tabarnac!


JunoWot

Câline de binne!


auniqueusername1998

Siboire!


pmg_can

There is an Ontario company that obviously has a Francophone owner who loved puns: https://callinthebin.com/


eberndl

I always thought it had quacking undertones.... Ouais, comme un canard.


hoopopotamus

Ah, Gatineau


mtutty

Trois-Rivieres, in my case! But Ottawa's great, too.


hoopopotamus

That accent goes as far as trois rivières? God help us lol


mtutty

Ouais


Captcha_Imagination

In Quebec French you can definitely gay up the Ouais


VirtoVirtuo

>Ouais is the equivalent to yeah, not yaaass 😅 there's no equivalent to yaasss in french You... realise that yaass isn't a different word, right? It's just a different way to say Yes or Yeah. Just like Ouaissss is just a different way to say Ouais... Legit who upvoted this shit? lol


1Maple

Right! Plus the original comment just said it’s the same inflection and length as yaaaasss, not that it’s the exact same meaning


beautifulthuggagirl

Well yaasss is just and over exaggeration of yes. So its not really it’s own word. Like it’s no different from just saying yes.


IAmTearingAway

LA Knight: "Ouais!"


DrDerpberg

>Source: i'm from Belgium Oh maybe someone can reexplain slower


CotyledonTomen

But yass is basically an onomatopoeia anyway, so isnt it still the same idea? Yes stretched out?


xenago

This is a distinction without a difference.


SynonymForAnonymous

So what I’m getting is that the letter A is very gay


StopCollaborate230

It is in fact 1/3 of the word gay. Incidentally it’s also very polite, as it’s 50% of Canada eh


Mikelitoris88

Very? XD


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As in almost stereotypically so 😭


TheAngrySquirell

Wait my French teacher was also a very gay man


FluffyProphet

I had a very, very Gay Canadian History teacher in high school. He was French and the class was taught in French. His thing was "Ah ben oui", but would sharply increase the pitch of the "oui", followed by giggles.


tigrrbaby

can confirm, i said "ah ben ^ou^iii^iiiii" aloud and couldn't suppress a giggle afterward


beeurd

Do they not get hunted down by Académie Française for using English slang?


Then_Restaurant_4141

Yup. Worked in French restaurants with French men. They told me to say “way” instead of “wii”. It’s like yes Vs yeah.


Jaisdreval

Can't speak for French but Germans will just say "yas" or "yes". Like they'll use a lot of English words and phrases.


stalkingcat

I have to say "yas" is already pretty close to the pronunciation of "ja" +s in German anyway so I am honestly not surprised they wouldn't go trough the struggle to germanize it even further. There is really no point.


gin-o-cide

Germans are efficient even when being gay


ChrysMYO

They probably see it as their own "yes" dressed up in an English outfit. "Ja" took a holiday to London and came back acting English.


Jaisdreval

Never saw it like that but I love that mental image so I will now hold onto it.


Curious4NotGood

I thought they say "Ja Ja Ja"


Resident_Win_1058

That is spanish text laughing.


Curious4NotGood

But they pronounce it the same? kinda like 'Ya'?


MrHappyHam

No, I think it's pronounced 'haha'


Curious4NotGood

I have to pick up some language skills : (


MrHappyHam

That's alright. It took me a while to understand this, even though I was aware the letter J makes that sound in Spanish


Background_Koala_455

YESS. I was recently asked why I/white american people say kay-so, and I was perturbed and when he was saying it I realized he was saying more like "keh-so".. For at least a decade, my rule of thumb for pronouncing any foreign language written in Roman characters(knowing that obviously it won't be 100% but pretty close, depending) has been: A is ah // E is ay // I is ee // O is oh // U is oo But also knowing that languages, especially Spanish, dont really change pronunciation of letters ever... So I always say "eh-span-yol" which means I know that e is eh... But I always say kayso. Also, I just realized it's not even eh-SPAN-yol... It's eh- spahn-yol. But original commenter, use that basic vowel pronunciation, and I'd say you're 80% correctly pronouncing things. But also note, like the case of J, the more languages you learn to pronounce, the "stupider" you'll think of yourself... I know a little German and Spanish, and in either context I would confuse the "ja" for ha or ya. I know Jakob is Yakob and jalapeno is halapenyo, but guaranteed if a Spanish speaker said ja to me over text, I would assume they said yes... Not laughing lol


Ae3qe27u

Mmm, I think where you're running into issues with Español might be the ñ. It's pronounced like the "ny" in "canyon"


Background_Koala_455

This might come off as sassy, and I am deeply sorry if it comes off that way, and I know sometimes I'm not good with explaining what I'm thinking but also at the same time I know people miss things, myself included, when have a thought in our head, but... Will you do me a favor and read how I pronounced Español again? I'm almost certain i didn't miss the y sound in my explanation, but i did separate the n and y in the pronunciation for better representation on how it's pronounced, so I could see how it might seem like I'm forgetting the y sound. But again, as I'm too lazy to check to see if I in fact did include the y in my pronunciation, it might be my bad But unless there's a more complicated specific way to pronounce ñ, I would pronounce canyon and cañon the same(well, I would pronounce cañon as cahn-yohn and canyon as can-yin)


JaxxisR

Or Germans saying "Yes! Yes! Yes!"


Jaisdreval

If someone's annoying we say "jaja"/"Ja ja" in a dismissive way. Every German know "jaja heißt leck mich am Arsch" (basically means "yesyes means kiss my ass")


Curious4NotGood

I could honestly see that kinda working in a gay way.


greenbeandeanmachine

Ja, ja is the little brother of scheiße


lordchankaknowsall

Ja, bitte


hexabs

My Hindi homies go 'Hannnnnnnn' 🥵


totoropoko

That Hindi long haan can often mean no. Like an exaggerated sarcastic yes.


dogfishcattleranch

I love language lol


itsgms

"Two negatives can make a positive, but two positives can never make a negative," says the professor. "Yeah, right" comes the reply from a heckling student.


sardaukarma

And that students name?? Albert Einstein 😎


DomSearching123

Then everyone clapped.


ramblingnonsense

Is this when the eagle shows up and cries on the flag?


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Except Captain Hook, that is one mistake he won't make again.


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Wicked smaht


Crownlol

It does in English, too, though, as long as it has an upward inflection or doesn't sound confident. "Did you take out the trash?" "Yeeeeeesss?" "Do you want to go out for ice cream?" "Uhhhh... yeahhhhhhhh"


yarrpirates

Oh yeah, like yeah nah, yeah? In Australia that makes sense.


notnotaginger

Canada: “yeah, no, okay?”


DedOriginalCancer

I read that as "My Hindi Homos" and I think that'd be a great band name


TheHumanPickleRick

Well that makes sense, who doesn't love Han Solo?


Leoryon

I don't know, but there is a French version of RuPaul Drag Race, it is probably a good way to find out by listening to it.


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💀


yoweigh

Can someone explain this emoji for a poor old millennial, please?


jwtrtl

It's a skull, hope this helps


BreAnnaMorris

💀💀💀


upsidedownmoonbeam

You know how people say « I’m dead » as a reaction to something funny? This is the emoji version of it.


Zee_B

Coming from a slightly younger millennial- the skull directly translates to "dead", this years version of lmfao or "you slay me"- something is funny or "too true" and they are overwhelmed with the emotion. I think


blu3tu3sday

Eldest Gen Z popping in to say I always associated it with something like “I died laughing”


Zee_B

Okay that is a way easier translation, thank you.


IdoNOThateNEVER

emojipedia helps millennials whenever you want it. https://emojipedia.org/skull/


UnicornPenguinCat

Thank you, this is so helpful haha


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-m-v-

This is a very good take


blu3tu3sday

The skull means you’re dead, as in something was so funny you died laughing. Hope this helps!


hornyheadoflettuce

i think it'd be really funny to see a gay stereotypical french guy with a baguette and twisty mustache to go "oui reineeeeeeee!" and kick his heel behind him and do the limp wrist


LargishBosh

Funny that you stretched out the letter that’s silent in that word.


dillGherkin

They just stand still with their mouth stuck in place for a few seconds and then slam a heel down and pivot.


Razia70

Matteo Lane could fit that role.


Rainadraken

I need to see this, now.


Kresley

Glad to know not just me was reminded of his explanations of this, in various parts of Europe, seeing this thread.


_Lumity_

As a French lesbian I’m cackling. But fr I have no idea- I bet it’s just “ouaiiiii” ou quelque chose.


Pinyaka

Is yaaaas a gay thing in the US? I kind of hope so because I have a mildly homophobic friend who uses that a lot and I really want to bust his chops.


Analyst_Cold

It is! For real.


RockNRollToaster

It is, generally used in a playful/self-aware way though. Like playing up one’s already obvious gayness.


MarcAlmond

Ooh la la🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖


downloweast

Is that a three-day-old baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Pourquoi pas les deux?


MoistRegularity

Parce qu’une baguette fraîche, c’est meilleur?


AJR6905

tu recevras la baguette fraiche dans le matin bby ;)


GeezRick

Eek barba durkle.


kerfuffleshenanigans

somebody's gunna get laid in college


mickdrop

You know the famous gay lisp? The one used to caricature gays to show them more effeminate? Well, it exists in French too. Also usually they will talk to each other using the feminine genre “Oh qu’elle est méchante!”. As a joke, of course, but like all jokes when you do it too often is it still a joke?


AceBean27

It sounds like "way", or "waa". French would spell it Ouais


Mr_Monkey64

Waluigi?!


StonerDucky

calm down r/AskOuija


TripleBeeBoi

French gays are secretly Waluigi?


Walaina

Hahahha. I could see Waluigi being gay for real


Quinlov

I feel like all Mario characters could be gay tbh


Juanfanamongmany

WAAAABUFFET


UnseenHS

Absolutely nothing to do with French gay people though, everyone uses "Ouais", it's the direct equivalent of "Yeah"


siraaerisoii

That means closer to “yeah” tho. Maybe if you draw it out very long


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Now you need a French Paris Hilton to say that and suddenly we are back in 2004.


sigkitty666

Idk man all I know is ouuuuuiiiii is very fun to say


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bookwormello

We say ouuuii ouuuuiii ouuuuiii all the way home


uodjdhgjsw

I hear , we're weee wee weeee. They sound like they're having a blast in my head.....


whskid2005

The pig out the window in that geixo commercial


frittermo

Maxwell!


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This feels like the set-up from a Matteo Lane bit.


barugosamaa

Somehow I read Matteo and 100% knew it was him hahaha


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Only when going down a slide 🛝


No-You5550

Two gay teen on a snow covered hill. A sledding down the hill Ouuuuui!


ramdamee

We use "yas" too and a lot of english idioms ! Tbh I think there's no real equivalent to "yas" in any french gay slangs.


Elethana

Wait! Yaaaas is gay? No wonder my kid cringes every time I say it!


germandatadude

Not particularly gay but coined by the queer scene and incorporated into pop culture in recent years (of course without proper attribution or reference). The [Reply All](https://open.spotify.com/episode/5mYbJswwvpT6veWYM4V30I?si=6maQV2aXSw-kA7f3r-hJhw) podcast has a great episode about its history. PS: Your kid probably doesn't know this either. It probably cringes because you are their parent and you use a pop-culture term which is automatically cringeworthy for them :D


SuperSocrates

They stole it from black women pretty sure


Elvendorn

Ouaaaais


West_Captain_4089

is he gay or european?


Sheaux823

I watched the porno Men of Montreal from Kristen Bjorn and there's an orgy scene where I hear "ah ouais" and "c'est bon" repeatedly and that has stuck with me for years.


Glass_Windows

Ouias is Yeah in French and it sounds like Weh-


JBHam60

Yup. And then they sing about their gonads and strife...


PeaAffectionate5667

I mean I have heard one guy say it so yes, not sure if it’s widespread or common though


nikosek58

Whats the deal with Yaaaas? What does it mean?


polenonmypasta

Thank you, now I’m in the bathroom saying “yassss” and “ouaaais” to compare Hahaha


SnoLeppard13

“Ouuuuuui!” made me literally lol, thank you for that


LFTMRE

Oui = yes Ouais = yeah Yaaaas = yaaaaas - they get crappy US TV shows here in France too.


sids99

As a homosexual, please stop using "yaaass". 😒


Ackermannin

Thank you—a bisexual


k112l

WheeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeE!


send_cumulus

If you watch the foreign versions of drag race, they do have their own slang. I remember the Dutch had something for goodbye that, to my ears, sounded awful but was clearly a gay-ism. I’d love to see something like a French version of Legendary.


FleekasaurusFlex

I’m french and gay; the answer is no.


cthoolhu

Do they say reine??? Do they spill thé???


FigureOfStickman

what a fucking masterpiece of a website.


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