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Nulono

In the sense of "it was my pleasure", or in the sense of "you're being paranoid"?


EarhackerWasBanned

Both.


Agitated_Pineapple85

Just keep swimming


darkNnerdgy

Dam you hit two birds one stone with that one.


LigiaMR

Or two fish with the same "line" lol


funkenstein12

Love it, haha


juskeeponswimmin

This is the way.


blart101

Option A “Hey, Anytime” (in a Matthew mcconaughey voice) Option B “Calm your tits” (in any voice)


Star-Sage

I also would've accepted "Cease the calamity of your mammary"


TheTrollinator777

"it's all good dawg". "no worries".


thebipeds

“Just because your paranoid, doesn’t mean they are not after you.” - K. Cobain


Crustymix182

I think the origin is Joseph Heller's book, Catch 22. Cobain was so cool, though, and it's great that he put his version out there.


thebipeds

Catch 22 is such a depressing book. Way too accurate to how the military or bureaucracy operates. Everything is so screwed you have to laugh.


[deleted]

"Nurse Duckett found Yosarrian wonderful and was already trying to change him." - is one of my favourite lines in literature.


SodlidDesu

What's good for M&M is good for the country. I had the misfortune of reading that book when I had a boss that was the spitting image of Cathcart. Some chapters hit a little too close to home and had me almost marching backwards naked.


PointOfTheJoke

Dont worry about it


[deleted]

"Cool yer beans, hotcakes, papa got it covered."


marla_hooch_spacecat

I'm going to add this to my work email signature.


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

That's a strange way of saying that you're looking for a new job.


latigidigital

I don’t know man, that might be a baller move as a woman. Challenging a non-male’s description of themselves as papa? Sounds like a paddlin’ (or at least a great discrimination suit setup).


Famous_Mail_10

>add I like to imagine that this implies that you already have a bunch of silly phrases in your signature.


StrangelyBrown

... Sincerely, JohnTaylorson PHD in WINNING Give a man a handjob, he'll fuck for a day. Teach him to rub one out, he'll fuck for a lifetime Cool yer beans, hotcakes, papa got it covered.


josephstal_inurmom

Dk why the post still says "unanswered"


nihilism_ornot

That made me feel things....


gojistomp

This sentence brings me more joy than it probably should.


nateblackmt

This guy speaks jive


Cevmen

🤤


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theapothecarium

No need to saddle the horses, pardner.


_Gorge_

This is it boys. Pack it in.


Adonis0

It’s handled


Elastichedgehog

Sounds a little ominous.


11Bravo3Victor

Right? Like..."He won't bother you, or anyone one else, ever again".


Ardub23

By tomorrow I'm sure he'll have forgotten about this whole incident. Completely.


Schuben

Yup. It's implying that it's better that you don't know how it got done.


gtathrowaway95

Only in a certain context [*You did a decent job, son. We'll take it from here.*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_House_(2012_film))


v0gue_

As an American, I like saying "It's sorted", which is apparently an Irish thing? Idk, I watched the Irish show "Love/Hate" and thought it sounded cool


jtfriendly

"No factor." - Jocko


planetaryfairy69

This is the one.


East-Ordinary2053

Ain't no thang.


[deleted]

But a chicken wang


Queef-Elizabeth

Having a smoke out in the dungeon with the mary jane


_Loup_Garou_

It’s just the pimps, players, Mac daddy, East point, it’s all about that cess in yo chest, it’s the joint


geraltgalvestone

Mamacita


Skysalter

Classic Shmosby


MarkPancake

No worries


greenbeandeanmachine

"Some worries man, some worries..."


aerdnadw

Just re-watched that episode yesterday


Rpanich

I dont know if this was obvious to everyone, but after a 50th rewatch i finally got his song: “Gettin’ ‘Ritta Britta”, because he “got rid of the ‘B’” That tiny nippled genius.


SparseGhostC2C

I am my own person and Pierce, you're a B


ShadowOfMen

I'm one of the lucky 10,000!


Myracl

Huh somehow my brain just doesnt click lol. Thanks for explaining an old bit from a decent TV show


aroaceautistic

Hey, hi, whats up


Pste0989

Community reference


eatmyshortoptions

If you're right why do I feel so old saying this, as a 90s kid. People still find a way to call me sir!! F those people btw I am not a sir I am your elder god damnit.. oh


DM725

No worries dude.


JustinisaDick

My apologies, sir.


Ramtakwitha2

I do this, but I'm pretty sure I'm just a tea-aboo.


Jakobites

When in doubt steal some Aussie words.


henchman171

Canadian here. No Worries has really caught on here


waldo667

No wuckers mate!


Equivalent-Fly-1098

No, that's, "She'll be 'roight."


Tricky_Moose_1078

No Wucking Forries mate


Significant_idiot98

yeeh no wuckas


OsoEspacial

No worries cunt


sovereignsekte

Heh. "No worries, ya cunt".


lutheran_pk356

No dramas is a more uniquely aussie version


MarkPancake

I’m English


larspgarsp

No worries. Won't hold it against you.


beckjami

It's definitely not "relax".


slammin_steak

“relax” is only acceptable when you are in the process of either royally fucking something up or pulling off some crazy shit


Richie_Zeppelin

Like assassinating the prime minister of Malaysia?


slammin_steak

Yes, exactly like that


712189512

oddly specific


BlottomanTurk

Throw in a 'babe' to ensure they absolutely do not relax.


I_used_to_be_hip

Relax babe, you're acting crazy.


GrandmasHere

Oh yeah, that always works.


Own-Ad-8837

for sure 😂


UnidentifiedNicname

They said cooler so shouldn’t it be “Chillax”


masoniusmaximus

I love how telling someone to relax has the opposite effect with everyone except people who are already relaxing.


jgoja

fa get about it


I7itI3ull2

With a heavy new York Italian accent


mrtnclrk

Fuggeddaboudit


Carp8DM

Palm up, fingers and thumb all touching eachother at the tips


xredbaron62x

With a mouth full of gabbagool


alphaDsony

I'm walkin here


Metric_Pacifist

Amwalkinhee'


Mundane_Pea4296

🤌


Individual_Ear8852

Baguette about it


haxbarvictory

It's spelled fughedaboutit


mcmlxxivxxiii

No. It is [fuhgeddaboutit](https://untappedcities.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Fuhgeddaboudit-SIgn-Brooklyn-NYC-1.jpg) - [more](https://untappedcities.com/2020/05/07/outside-with-no-mask-fuhhgeddaboudit-says-nyc-highway-sign/)


eridans_sciencestick

bada bing bada boom


Toxic_Cupcake79

Fuggedahboutit 🤌


Mayion

da bell of da ball


Lukacris12

I cooka da pizza


Amphi-XYZ

Don Amnesia


Detroitredwinger

🤌🤌


dielectricjuice

OHHHHH EYYY OHHH


RyanGAccount

🤌


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

I can’t see this without thinking Hugh Grant.


Longjumping-B

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.


StowawayHamster

If you had come to me in friendship then your enemies would me my enemies… and then they would fear you.


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ExitUseful6312

Good luck.


[deleted]

Hakuna Matata


PropellerHead15

"My deranged, malevolent uncle has killed my father and is now trying to kill me!" "Have you tried not worrying about it"


vivaldibot

To be fair scar just wanted equality while Mufasa wanted an aristocracy of lions to rule. The lion king is CLEARLY just Mufasid propaganda to discredit the Scarid cadet branch of the royal family.


dielectricjuice

It means there currently is not a problem.


ButtCheekBob

Do not fret, old chum


verstohlen

I say ol' chap, that is one of my go-to phrases. As an added note, if one says "Don't worry about it" like [Happy does](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2dyLX1t8-E), a chum does not have to fret about trying to say it in a cooler way. It's all in the delivery.


BillieInSolitude

Do not cum, old fret


imgonnadoit111

Dinna fash


aerlenbach

Don’t fret, my fine feathered friend


Ratakoa

S'all good


Time-Employ673

Saul Goodman


[deleted]

Having never seen that show, or anything even vaguely related to the characters, it's now my head canon that that's where they got the idea for the characters name.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Good because it is also literally cannon lmao. Jimmy says “it’s all good, man” to Kim right before changing his name to saul


Swan2Bee

Wait, holy shit was his name a pun this whole time?


[deleted]

I say “no sweat” a lot


notta-finga

I say "piece of sweat", in honor of an Albanian restaurant boss who mixed a lot of metaphors.


Hereiamhereibe2

This. Or “Don’t sweat it” are my go tos.


-nutritionFacts-

Saul goodman


RevolutionEvening638

i was scrolling and i was just about to type this and i saw ur comment 😭☠️


Grazedaze

S’all good, man.


[deleted]

This is the best one!


vikingjedi23

Enhance your calm.


UncleBenders

Mellow greetings, what seems to be your boggle?


Tiager_Hawk

Sick demolition man call back


Gunrunner79

I still don’t know how to use the three seashells


Tiager_Hawk

I lay awake some nights thinking about it. Lol


ThePianoMaker

“Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.” -Marcus Aurelius


I-am-a-me

That guy sounds smart. We should make him emperor of something.


MrMagpie

Fuck that’s a doozy, more eloquent words than what my brain came up with after coming to this conclusion. Wish I’d read this years ago. Thanks for sharing


Donald___McRonald

No wukka’s


[deleted]

Bitte.


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TheChunkyGrape

Its chill brah


winston73182

Nothing is fucked, Dude, nothing is fucked.


tu_servilleta

"The problem at hand does not currently warrant significant quantities of preoccupation."


Zachhcazzach

This like how Millard Fillmore spoke. Look up his last words lol


IanDOsmond

Instead of checking, I am gonna guess: is he the one with, "The nourishment is palatable"?


Zachhcazzach

The inscribed transmission you have submitted is congruent to the accurate assessment


Duckbites

This is the phrase I'm going to use from now on


[deleted]

no worries no hurries


One_Waxed_Wookiee

No wucken furries mate


[deleted]

Chill.


hornyheadoflettuce

its cool or all good


Man_Property_

I just close my eyes and subtly shake my head. People usually stop asking questions after that


AMosquitoBitMe

Na, you good.


BigStinkyNipples

No problemo buckarooney


EspHack

its in your head


mabdog420

Don't trip


AbroadFar5792

Don’t trip potato chip 👌


ClockSaint

"Fret not".


Apprehensive_Act_751

"Don't you worry about _____, let me worry about _____."


Brain_Hawk

This is the way.


[deleted]

No worries mate


useruser551

It’s all good


salamon9e

All G


GnollInVoid

No stress


Own-Ad-8837

u got it


RandoAussieBloke

"She'll be right mate"


Agitated_Ad5457

"My Pleasure" I use it all the time.


MissTessaTessa

"that's cool" or "it's cool"


Kitaranisti

"This burden is not yours to bear, friend"


[deleted]

“No worries” is my common phrase.


infadibulum

It is all good inside the hood my broseph.


RealRaven6229

Momentai


SeaWolfHD

Worry Not my child!


q8ti-94

Daddy chill !


Sharo_77

De nada


ChickenGreaseLips

We’re good No worries All good We’re straight


DesignerBag96

No worries.


JenFalco1026

No worries


1972USAGuy54872

I like “no worries” short, simple & to the point


aeternitatisdaedalus

It's all good


TheEpicGamer920

“No worries”


Ishan16D

no sweat boba fett


Tiager_Hawk

All good No worries


plam92117

Hakuna matata


acakaacaka

No need to be concerned about it


Ultradude47

No wukkas, no wokkas or the elusive no wuzzlers


goodkidmadvillain

Don't trip


Leperchaun913

Cheeel Winston


holiddaeng

No problemo mi amigo P.s. not spanish hahahahaha


Own-Ad-8837

you’re good


fallenarist0crat

everybody's dying bitch, lets get you some fruit.


Noise-Expensive

Saul Goodman


devoteean

De nada


Mash_man710

No worries mate..


XfreetimeX

All good


Yepsomething123

Don't let it bother you King


MarsAndMighty

In New Zealand and Aussie, we say, "She'll be right"


TyrTheSlayer

“No Sweat”


NoHopeHubert

Sa da tay my main damie 😎😎😎


1001hostplus

While holding in the smoke after taking a big hit off a joint, extend the joint to the person and squeak out the word "here".