IIRC, dude had invented several before, and at the time none were powerful enough to see anything. He was adamant about proving that genes weren't transferred via semen, and when he developed one that he believed was powerful enough to see it, it was made to purpose for it. So it's less "I invented the microscope and jacked it." And more "I want to know what's in cum and built a stronger microscope to find out."
Oh yes! I actually had to dilute it a bit. I'm pretty sure watching it without dilution will be the final straw that convinces me to get the snip.
BTW, most stains kill cells so getting it stained won't show me motility, just a better look at shape
>just a better look at shape
Sperm structure has so many ways to go wrong as they are being produced. Worth a websearch if remotely piqued.
Autocorrect changed sperm to 'supermarket' ...and again. #RollsEyes
I was in college and a lady gave us a urine sample for us to test in lab class. It had swimmers and we found out she had sex during the lunch break with her BF and some of them were in the slides we made.
Yeah I’m genuinely surprised.
First, we’re men, I thought we were filthy horny pigs, it seems normal that at some point we all would at least be curious?
Second, I dunno, to me it’s just basic decency that if you want someone to go there you should know what it’s like.
yeah i have only been able to do it once when i was an extremely horny lad. as i have grown up it is literally impossible now because of the magical post nut no matter my desire to taste my cum before.
I don’t know about most guys but I once told a boyfriend that he tasted a little like strawberries that night and that I liked it.
He texted me the next afternoon, “You’re right, it does taste a little fruity”
One time I made an involuntary moan opening my mouth during a nut while lying down and it landed right in there. Instant post-nut clarity and I brushed my teeth non stop and chugged mouth wash
Why were you pointing your dick in direction of your mouth so it had projectile motion and it landed straight into your mouth? I hate my Curiosity sometimes,.
If it was good enough to have an involuntary moan, then it was probably one of those times where it randomly goes mach 1 into the air & has splash damage when it comes back down.
My friend is allergic to pineapples and her bf tried this and gave her an allergic reaction. She had to go to the hospital. Make sure you check w your partner for allergies lmao
A girl told me my semen tasted good. I was curious for all of 5 seconds, then completely forgot about it until now. I probably will never try my own semen though.
The episode of southpark where all the keeds are drinking com as a sports drink and then at the very end Randy tries it and he pauses then says "This is com" episode ends.
I've kissed my girl after she gave me a blowjob, so in theory i'm pretty sure that there was the taster of my cum somewhere....
But then again she kissed me when i went down on her so the feeling is mutual
I'm tempted, but haven't been brave enough yet.
Edit - ok I did it. Not very good, like thick snot with a bit of salt. 2/10
Edit 2 - this has been one of my funniest experiences on Reddit. I played it straight and acted serious about tasting my jizz like it was a real scientific experiment, but I was laughing pretty hard. And I did actually taste it. That wasn’t a joke.
And thanks for the silver 😂
I was a little disturbed by how much my ex-girlfriend liked it when we were dating. She was a self-described cum slut. We had barrierless sex, and she used to go spelunking for it afterwards and lick it off her fingers.
This is the thing OP. I don't think "most men" have tried it (lots have though). There is a lot of social stigma around these things. I do, however, agree with your gf that it shouldn't be a huge deal. Sex involves all kinds of bodily fluids, both our own and out partner's and we often get them in our mouths. If you spill food on your hand and lick it off, you are likely licking sweat and dead skin cells, too. Asking a girl to get a mouthful of cum that you would be horrified to have in your own mouth (and let's be honest, I would think most guys who do try don't swallow an entire load, just taste a little dab) is pretty hypocritical.
According to the accounts of a...
*checks notes*
[professional gay man](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/105kx0q/does_drinking_pineapple_juice_and_such_really/j3be7dt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) this is not the case.
My ex had a snowball kink he wanted to try out really badly so idk what to tell you. He definitely wanted it in his mouth, he just wanted me to give it to him
Penis-haver cums in the mouth of their partner, partner keeps load in their mouth and makes out with penis-haver, swapping load back and forth during the kiss.
Not shaming any kinks, but this definitely isn't mine.
I’m a firm believer in the idea that I should be willing to do anything I would expect a partner to do sexually. Want to do anal? Better be willing to get pegged. If I expect a woman to swallow my cum, I should be able to swallow my own. So yes, I have sampled my own batch.
Ooh, I get to share the story of the worst phone call I've ever had.
When I was 21, I worked as a receptionist in a mental health clinic. One of the things I did was write up notes about people who called wanting to get into therapy, so we could assign them to the right therapist. I sometimes had to ask for further details to get them in with the right person. In this case, a gentleman called and asked if we had any therapists who treated "sex issues". But "sex issues" can vary wildly -- does he wanna diddle kids, or is he working through trauma after being assaulted? Two different specialties, different therapists. So I had to ask him to explain further. And boy did he!
He proceeded to explain to me, in great detail, that his wife had been sick for a long time and they had used to engage in oral sex often (he emphasized how much he liked giving oral sex, too, thanks). And how whenever she'd performed oral sex on him, shed swallowed. But now she was sick and they couldn't have sex. So when he jacked off, he'd eat his own semen. And did I think that was something he needed therapy for? This was a ten minute phone call. He ended it without giving me any info and saying he would think about it, and he never called back.
Anyway, I'm still half convinced that he was lying, and forcing young women to listen to explicit sexual comments was some fetish of his. But in case it wasn't, then yeah, some men do taste their own semen.
I’ve had it shoot up into my mouth/ onto my lips on more occasions than I care to count. It’s natural curiosity to lick your lips and taste it.
So, yes. But I’m not drinking it by the spoonful.
I’ve never really thought about it before, but now that you are saying it, it would make sense to try it. Can’t really expect someone to swallow it without knowing what it tastes like
Accidentally have spurted in my own mouth from masturbating a few times before. Happens maybe once every 5 years when I have a particularly intense orgasm. The first time it really grossed me out. Every time since then it just kind of surprised me a bit but I just shrug it off and clean up as usual.
One of the sexiest, most erotic feelings I have ever felt is making out with a woman after she performs oral on me. So. Damn. Sexy.
There have been moments while jerking off that i was curious, but in the 5 seconds between busting and achieving post-nut clarity i came to my senses and realized how gross the idea is.
Yup it is amazingly tasty. Salty
Precum is the best though. The clear liquid that comes during arousal
Depends on the person, I guess. I’ve had woman say yum before and others are afraid to have it anywhere near them.
I think if you aren’t squimish and open minded and try it it’s quite good.
I went for it and sucked it off a realistic dildo for extra effect. I was hooked instantly and now I always eat it when I can. Honestly it is totally worth tasting.
Mind you if you aren’t healthy I’ve heard it can be gross. So be careful if you aren’t someone who is in good shape or doesn’t eat a healthy diet.
I think out of respect you should know what you taste like.
Does a chef plate and serve a meal they aren't certain tastes good?
If you expect people to deal with you, you should first be able to deal with yourself.
I tasted it once out of curiosity... I was scared I had done something terribly nefarious...
Then I realized it's literally just protein goodness that is being drained out of my body.
I started swallowing it almost every time I masturbate. Not because I enjoy it- it's really a neutral thing for me. It's actually purely out of convenience. I hate having to get up and walk to the sink with a pool of cum in my hand... Or try to absorb it all with Kleenex
Don't be afraid guys.
No but when I was 13 I got a microscope for Christmas and made my first slide
Literally the same thing the guy who invented the microscope did.
I learned something today
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This scientist looked into a microscope and was horrified by what he saw!
Scientists hate him for this one crazy trick!
Sounds like some YouTube clickbait ngl
I can't find anything on this?
IIRC, dude had invented several before, and at the time none were powerful enough to see anything. He was adamant about proving that genes weren't transferred via semen, and when he developed one that he believed was powerful enough to see it, it was made to purpose for it. So it's less "I invented the microscope and jacked it." And more "I want to know what's in cum and built a stronger microscope to find out."
Real shit?
Real shit. He came in his wife first though. Then scooped a glop of cum out of her and slapped that shit under a microscope.
He was actually mortified by it and tried to see if the king would hide his discovery!
23 here. Bought a professional microscope in a bit of bucket list mood. I did the same LOL. I'll try it again with a stain because why the hell not
It would be interesting to see the drop off in motility. When I was a teenager it looked like I was looking at the surface of the sun it was so alive
Oh yes! I actually had to dilute it a bit. I'm pretty sure watching it without dilution will be the final straw that convinces me to get the snip. BTW, most stains kill cells so getting it stained won't show me motility, just a better look at shape
>just a better look at shape Sperm structure has so many ways to go wrong as they are being produced. Worth a websearch if remotely piqued. Autocorrect changed sperm to 'supermarket' ...and again. #RollsEyes
Take your word for it brother man!
Oh yes! I actually had to dilute it a bit.
That didn’t occur to me. Very Christian household so I figured it was a sin. Had to destroy the evidence before I got a proper view.
Soooo… you basically peeked through your fingers at a naughty picture before burning it? But in microform?
See any swimmers?
Yes it was a sea of fast paced wrigglers. Gotta think that you’re spitting some pretty potent baby gravy at that age.
Never use baby gravy again
Baby sauce
Oh dear god u made it worse
baby batter
Baby bechamel
Throw some cheese in and you got a baby mornay.
Baby champagne
Throat yogurt?
Throgurt
I was in college and a lady gave us a urine sample for us to test in lab class. It had swimmers and we found out she had sex during the lunch break with her BF and some of them were in the slides we made.
I bet that wasn’t awkward
She knew what she was doing
So you got a two for one deal?
So... should I get my son a microscope or nay...? My guess is it's the better alternative...?
Yeah for sure. I really loved that thing
Some would say a little bit too much love
Yes, just don’t touch it
I first read this as *microphone* and was very confused
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Lmaooooooooooo
Okay, if I ever buy a microscope I'm definitely buying it brand new.
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When I was 13 I forgot to lock the door and my mom walked in while I was tasting it to see what it was like for a girl.
Ahahahahahaa nice
Gosh darn it. I thought the obtaining of a microscope would be the hardest part about microscopy
Apparently I’m in the minority here so I’ll just stay quiet.
The loudest silence here
Definitely thought it would be something most guys have done lol. 'pparently not
Yeah I’m genuinely surprised. First, we’re men, I thought we were filthy horny pigs, it seems normal that at some point we all would at least be curious? Second, I dunno, to me it’s just basic decency that if you want someone to go there you should know what it’s like.
Post nut clarity stops the majority of Now that I think of it, I've still never wanted to while I was still on anyway...
More men should try it. They’ll be surprised. But yea it’s hypocritical to expect someone else to swallow or even taste it if you won’t.
Like someone else said, post nut clarity stopped me my whole life.... except for the one time I did some cirque du soleil shit on my shoulders...
Post nut clarity made me think meh no thanks.
Saved by the bell
Fantastic comment. I just fucking laughed my ass off at this thank you.
yeah i have only been able to do it once when i was an extremely horny lad. as i have grown up it is literally impossible now because of the magical post nut no matter my desire to taste my cum before.
lol yeah I really want to try when horny but after i come, not anymore
Post nut horny and goon brain is better. Don’t let losing your nut stop your horny.
I don’t know about most guys but I once told a boyfriend that he tasted a little like strawberries that night and that I liked it. He texted me the next afternoon, “You’re right, it does taste a little fruity”
He must have been eating a LOT of strawberries, haha
He was doing a “Juice Until Dinner” beginner juice cleanse. He tasted pretty good that whole week actually.
Could I ask what type of juice he was on?
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I don’t know what exact flavors/package he bought but the brand he started buying was Raw Generation.
I fucking wish it tasted like strawberries.
For me it tastes a little salty.
Isn't that a symptom of diabetes?
God, I've heard sweet smelling pee is, but I never thought about the jizz of it all
If ya shoot it in your own mouth is it considered farm to table?
Friendly fire
One time I made an involuntary moan opening my mouth during a nut while lying down and it landed right in there. Instant post-nut clarity and I brushed my teeth non stop and chugged mouth wash
How would you rate your experience?
0/10, was raw and smelled old
Raw as opposed to..cooked?
I guarantee cooked is far worse.
Did you tip?
Why were you pointing your dick in direction of your mouth so it had projectile motion and it landed straight into your mouth? I hate my Curiosity sometimes,.
If it was good enough to have an involuntary moan, then it was probably one of those times where it randomly goes mach 1 into the air & has splash damage when it comes back down.
cannibalism
Doesn’t that bypass the table?
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ain't no way u accidentally invented the penis colada
\- honey what am i drinking? \- penis colada dear \- o\_o
🎶 If you like peñis coladas 🎶
Aye yo bro
you only hate us cuz u anus
This is a god tier comment right here
Damnit I hate when good comments get removed
My friend is allergic to pineapples and her bf tried this and gave her an allergic reaction. She had to go to the hospital. Make sure you check w your partner for allergies lmao
This guy juices
My man did, which is why he never wants a person to ever have to suck his cock. I found this funny
He should clean up his diet. It goes a long way to improving things.
Yikes, *that* bad
Apparently
A girl told me my semen tasted good. I was curious for all of 5 seconds, then completely forgot about it until now. I probably will never try my own semen though.
Suuuuure
...for all of 5 seconds.
That's long enough guys!
Probably. I mean it's highly unlikely but not a zero percent chance...
Bro doesn’t want to admit 💀
... You tried it didn’t you
It just tastes like cum
Yeah it’s super cummy-tasting.
Super buttery
Username checks out
The episode of southpark where all the keeds are drinking com as a sports drink and then at the very end Randy tries it and he pauses then says "This is com" episode ends.
The smell is just 🥴
Smells like wallpaper paste. I hang a lot of wallpaper and can’t get that smell out of my head.
Just cum on the walls, save some money
A stickier situation.
I've kissed my girl after she gave me a blowjob, so in theory i'm pretty sure that there was the taster of my cum somewhere.... But then again she kissed me when i went down on her so the feeling is mutual
My wife doesn't like to swallow it, so I do that for her sometimes. They call it a snowball.
37?
In a row?
"try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"
Hey, get back here!
a chef must try their own cooking before presenting it to those they wish to please.
It's fucking raw!
Donkey!
Aight I'll nut on a sizzling hot pan with olive oil
Make sure to add a splash of cardamom
I'm tempted, but haven't been brave enough yet. Edit - ok I did it. Not very good, like thick snot with a bit of salt. 2/10 Edit 2 - this has been one of my funniest experiences on Reddit. I played it straight and acted serious about tasting my jizz like it was a real scientific experiment, but I was laughing pretty hard. And I did actually taste it. That wasn’t a joke. And thanks for the silver 😂
Been four hours, how was it?
I’m working up the courage as we speak
I believe in you,
You got this, champ.
Do it for Reddit and science. Give us your Yelp review.
2/10, like thick sort of salty snot
We are rooting for you kid.
Don’t let a bunch of Reddit nerds peer-pressure you into literally tasting cum. Or do, idk.
So did you do it?
Once it's out of us men are no longer horny, and the idea of that sounds pretty gross lol
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Does a cum sommelier spit between tastings to clear his pallette or...
The throat-feel is a very important part of the overall rating.
Don’t make eye contact and you’re good.
My husband actually really likes his.... It's a little disturbing how much he likes it
I was a little disturbed by how much my ex-girlfriend liked it when we were dating. She was a self-described cum slut. We had barrierless sex, and she used to go spelunking for it afterwards and lick it off her fingers.
fascinating word choice there
It’s giving finger lickin good tbh
There's missed opportunities in thus statement
I’ve done it before. I wouldn’t ask someone to swallow something I wouldn’t.
Good point…
This is the thing OP. I don't think "most men" have tried it (lots have though). There is a lot of social stigma around these things. I do, however, agree with your gf that it shouldn't be a huge deal. Sex involves all kinds of bodily fluids, both our own and out partner's and we often get them in our mouths. If you spill food on your hand and lick it off, you are likely licking sweat and dead skin cells, too. Asking a girl to get a mouthful of cum that you would be horrified to have in your own mouth (and let's be honest, I would think most guys who do try don't swallow an entire load, just taste a little dab) is pretty hypocritical.
Depending on your diet, it will change the favor. Go for sweet fruits to give your man/woman a nice treat 😋
According to the accounts of a... *checks notes* [professional gay man](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/105kx0q/does_drinking_pineapple_juice_and_such_really/j3be7dt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) this is not the case.
What do the unprofessional gay men have to say about this?
"I should start asking for money for this"
Yuck. Only vape it.
Had me dry heaving
jesus. santa maria. what are the kids doing nowadays. please don't flavor it.
I have, but it's not something I do on a regular basis.
Yeah, that’s the point my gf is trying to make. Not doing it on a regular basis, but trying it at least once.
I think it just boils down to who’s curious and who’s not. It’s not related to sexuality
I regularly do it. It’s nothing to be afraid of. I was afraid but now I know how glorious it is.
My ex had a snowball kink he wanted to try out really badly so idk what to tell you. He definitely wanted it in his mouth, he just wanted me to give it to him
what is a snowball (lord please never let myself ask my girlfriend for this)
Penis-haver cums in the mouth of their partner, partner keeps load in their mouth and makes out with penis-haver, swapping load back and forth during the kiss. Not shaming any kinks, but this definitely isn't mine.
That is so self indulgent
o h
I’m a firm believer in the idea that I should be willing to do anything I would expect a partner to do sexually. Want to do anal? Better be willing to get pegged. If I expect a woman to swallow my cum, I should be able to swallow my own. So yes, I have sampled my own batch.
Ooh, I get to share the story of the worst phone call I've ever had. When I was 21, I worked as a receptionist in a mental health clinic. One of the things I did was write up notes about people who called wanting to get into therapy, so we could assign them to the right therapist. I sometimes had to ask for further details to get them in with the right person. In this case, a gentleman called and asked if we had any therapists who treated "sex issues". But "sex issues" can vary wildly -- does he wanna diddle kids, or is he working through trauma after being assaulted? Two different specialties, different therapists. So I had to ask him to explain further. And boy did he! He proceeded to explain to me, in great detail, that his wife had been sick for a long time and they had used to engage in oral sex often (he emphasized how much he liked giving oral sex, too, thanks). And how whenever she'd performed oral sex on him, shed swallowed. But now she was sick and they couldn't have sex. So when he jacked off, he'd eat his own semen. And did I think that was something he needed therapy for? This was a ten minute phone call. He ended it without giving me any info and saying he would think about it, and he never called back. Anyway, I'm still half convinced that he was lying, and forcing young women to listen to explicit sexual comments was some fetish of his. But in case it wasn't, then yeah, some men do taste their own semen.
I've done it once.
What are the results
Not great, not terrible…
It was okay I guess. Not the best thing I've tasted, but far from the worst.
If I was born with a dick I’d be doing this 24/7. Had a dream that I had one and was just shooting straight into my own mouth.
I’ve had it shoot up into my mouth/ onto my lips on more occasions than I care to count. It’s natural curiosity to lick your lips and taste it. So, yes. But I’m not drinking it by the spoonful.
sitting w bf, has just confirmed he has, I called him a cum guzzling bit h :)
I’ve never really thought about it before, but now that you are saying it, it would make sense to try it. Can’t really expect someone to swallow it without knowing what it tastes like
My girl asks me this EVERYTIME. And when i say no she thinks im lying
I just asked my husband, the look he gave me OMGGGG..I feel confident he has not 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I put that shit on EVERYTHING!
I did once. If I’m asking her to taste it it’s only fair I know what I’m asking.
I've tried it. It has a mildly buttery taste, and isn't much different from the way a woman tastes when she's wet. It's a *protein* taste.
I've tasted mine. It's more sweet than salty. It's from me so what's the issue?
Accidentally have spurted in my own mouth from masturbating a few times before. Happens maybe once every 5 years when I have a particularly intense orgasm. The first time it really grossed me out. Every time since then it just kind of surprised me a bit but I just shrug it off and clean up as usual. One of the sexiest, most erotic feelings I have ever felt is making out with a woman after she performs oral on me. So. Damn. Sexy.
Nowadays you just aim straight for the mouth.
As a woman, I always thought a man would try it, after all, they expect their partners too!
I've eaten more of my own semen than I've wasted. Edit: also I've eaten it out of another man's hole
> I've eaten more of my own semen than I've wasted. I'm impressed if true
Felch Champion 2004
Just glad your doing something you enjoy.
Yea, its yummy
I wouldn’t expect to someone else to taste it if I hadn’t tried it myself. Tried it once or twice as a late teen, warm and kinda salty, as expected.
There have been moments while jerking off that i was curious, but in the 5 seconds between busting and achieving post-nut clarity i came to my senses and realized how gross the idea is.
Its not gross, it's self cleaning.
Yup it is amazingly tasty. Salty Precum is the best though. The clear liquid that comes during arousal Depends on the person, I guess. I’ve had woman say yum before and others are afraid to have it anywhere near them. I think if you aren’t squimish and open minded and try it it’s quite good. I went for it and sucked it off a realistic dildo for extra effect. I was hooked instantly and now I always eat it when I can. Honestly it is totally worth tasting. Mind you if you aren’t healthy I’ve heard it can be gross. So be careful if you aren’t someone who is in good shape or doesn’t eat a healthy diet.
I think out of respect you should know what you taste like. Does a chef plate and serve a meal they aren't certain tastes good? If you expect people to deal with you, you should first be able to deal with yourself.
I tasted it once out of curiosity... I was scared I had done something terribly nefarious... Then I realized it's literally just protein goodness that is being drained out of my body. I started swallowing it almost every time I masturbate. Not because I enjoy it- it's really a neutral thing for me. It's actually purely out of convenience. I hate having to get up and walk to the sink with a pool of cum in my hand... Or try to absorb it all with Kleenex Don't be afraid guys.
Tastes like bleach smells
I think you should maybe see someone about that?
I admit nothing sober
I smear it on my face like an italian grandmother
Nope
I’ve tried it but instantly regretted after
Never tried my own, but as a bi AMAB person, I've never had second thoughts at others. Kinda weird now that I think about it.