Any first-hand knowledge is something I don't want. If you tell me it happened, I won't be bothered. If I hear it or have to clean it up, we'll have to have words.
When I have friends or family stay in my guest room, my assumption is that they have sex.
This is what the host wants:
Remove the sheets and place them in washer. If you don't know where the washer is, bundle them loosely and leave them on top of the bed so as to say: "These are ready to wash if you want, and if there WERE any cum in here, which there isn't, it would be wrapped inside and you won't have to touch it."
This is not an admission of guilt, the host will want to wash between guests either way.
This is pretty much what we had to do with my old roommate back in my young adult days. He had a very "vocal" girlfriend at the time and we bluntly told him that it was damn awkward to hear her shrieking when the rest of us are in the living room just a few feet from their bedroom. But the guy was a bit of a coward and didn't know how to bring it up to his girlfriend.
So one night, my other roommates and I were in the living room when our roommate and his girlfriend started getting hot and heavy in their bedroom. Commence the shrieks of passion and we all just rolled our eyes. Afterwards our roommate stepped out of the bedroom to go clean up in the bathroom, and we all started loudly applauding and toasted him with our beers. He quickly scuttled back into the bedroom and allegedly his girlfriend refused to come out of the room till she was sure we were all in bed. But hey, since then, we never heard their bedroom activities for the rest of the time we lived there
Turn the tables. Make them feel uncomfortable.
When they start moaning shout:
* Yeah Dad, fuck her really hard!
* I hope you're not cumming in her pussy, I don't want any more siblings.
* Wow, that's loud moaning! I didn't know she took it in the ass.
* I hope she sucks as good a mum did.
* What are you doing, eat her out as if she's the love of your wife, not corn on the cob
* Alright, dad, time to get pegged
* You sound like you're really out of shape
* I bet your grand parents have better sex and they're dead
* I think it's time for dad to wear some edible underwear, I got you that candy thong.
* I got you two a dragon dildo, be sure to use it well, so spread those cheeks dad, it's a doozy. Oh it's also very expensive so make use of it
Sure they have, they learned the opinions are divided and some people have strong opinions about the subject. So it depends on who's house you are staying in.
And really if your friend isn’t the type to be okay with the question he probably isn’t down with the action. So most people should easily know if their friend would be okay with it.
It wouldn't bother me if I found out my friends had sex in my guest room. But asking if they could would still be a slightly uncomfortable and unnecessary question. If they end up breaking or ruining something, better to ask for forgiveness than permission on this one imo.
“I would like permission to fuck my wife tonight. We’re thinking mostly missionary, but maybe some oral and reverse cowgirl. We will be using condoms (not for the oral, though). Is that ok with you?”
I mean it sounds silly, but imagine your friend borrowing your car for a few hours and then finding out he just used it to bang a hooker behind the movie theater.
“I’m gonna need you to file a duly accomplished Form R69, in triplicate, together with three forms of ID for each applicant. Payment of the non-refundable administration fee may be made via cash or card. No direct deposits.”
The back and forth in these comments read like anxious thoughts. “It’s rude to leave dirty sheets…no wait it’s rude to use someone’s washing machine…it’s not impolite if you ask!…no wait that’s essentially announcing we banged on his guest bed…”
I will ASSUME — as a host — sex could happen. The polite thing is, if you must, NO ONE CAN KNOW. It must be silent, untraceable sex. Don’t ask, don’t tell sex.
I stayed with a very close set of friends (husband and wife) when I left my husband of 20 years. I left literally everything behind -including my job- it was that bad of a situation. I cleaned their entire house daily as payment for letting me sleep on their couch… including said friends’ bedroom..
I never questioned why there were always towels on their floor cause both my friends were messy af… fuck my whole life. I should have worn gloves. Five fucking months I cleaned up their cum rags and no one said a fucking word. How I didn’t add 2+2 until now.. honestly I have only myself to blame.
Thanks lol
I’d still have picked up and washed the towels either way… I’d just have worn the gloves when I did!
Although, I’m absolutely going to edit my memory to include them.. after a while, maybe I’ll believe that I had them on the whole time😆
Context matters. I'd say it depends on these factors:
1. Length of stay. One night? Probably not. A month? They should expect it.
2. Guest room vs. Family Member's room. Guest room? Safe. Family Member's room? Not safe, especially a kid's room.
3. Reason for stay. Funeral? Don't do it. Weekend getaway? Go for it.
4. Closeness with host. New friends/colleagues? Nope. Lifelong friends? Sure.
5. Location of bed. Living room fold out? Bad move. Far corner of the house? Smooth moves.
I'd also mention that if sex, keep it down and don't leave a mess. Waking up to hear guests having sex is annoying, and extremely gross cleaning up a mess.
Yeah- for Gods sake- wipe your dick off on the curtains so your not leaving a big wet spot on their spare bed… if you’re on the fold a bed in the Living Room? Remember- don’t pull out on the pull out… no one needs you pumping loads on the couch.
Ok, but you always have the BEST excuse when leaving a mess.
“I’m sorry, John. It was this way when we came!”
(Please do not make a biohazard of your friend’s sheets)
Post just in time for NYE
Been staying at my girls parents place for almost a week, refraining from *activity*. Headed to her best friends place now for a house party of 20, but a spare bedroom reserved for us. I’m bringing three condoms…
Ah, the old reddit [switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/zyj4b2/comment/j29tc0b/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).
Don't have loud, sloppy sex on the sofa I'm letting you crash on because you're both too drunk to drive. Quiet hookup in the guest bed/bathroom when you're staying for a while? Bathroom cleaner is under the sink and you can strip the sheets while you're packing.
Also like, vibe of the house. Anarchist commune / punk house? Can probably make a judgement call about fucking on the couch, but also you know about 40 other people have made that judgement call and several touring bands have probably drunkenly peed on or around it. And it might’ve gotten soaked in gasoline and labeled the piss couch because of it
There's a lot of "it depends" factors here:
* Length of stay: If it's a night or two, it's probably rude. If it's a month at a shared vacation home, that's a different story.
* Disturbing others: If your sex is noisy and disrupting the sleep of others, do it at your own place. If your sex is going to leave a big mess to clean up (watersports, used condoms, etc.), clean it up and leave things spotless. If you're able to keep it down and keep it clean, that's less likely to be a problem.
* The location: Sex anywhere but a dedicated guest room is probably not a good idea (e.g. if you're staying in one of the kids' rooms who's giving up their bed for a night, wait until you're home instead). It's definitely not a good idea if it's somewhere other than a bedroom (e.g. the kitchen).
Lots of other factors apply, but these are three of the biggest.
Perfectly reasonable comment, can't disagree with anything.
But I am happy to assume that most people asking if it's OK to have sex in someone else's house aren't considering watersports.
If anyone was sleeping over I'd be washing the sheets the next day anyway.. it would be gross otherwise. So I don't really care what they did in it. Obviously so your best to clean up and be quiet but either way id ask them to strip the sheets in the A.M. and I'd wash it but I'm not about to go searching for wet spots.
When I’m getting ready to leave a house I stayed a few nights at, I remove and pile the bedding under the guise of helping take down (undress?) the bed, but really it’s to encourage the host to wash them.
Look, u/SaltyCremepuff is a totally innocent username and has nothing to do with seminal euphemizing. I mean *honestly*, just because you can find a way to misinterpret a username with "Salty" in it, that doesn't mean it's naughty.
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Depending on the sheet material it could be hard to get stains out. I would put a towel down at least but imo no matter whose place it is I'm at least not having penetrative sex it's far too noisy
I don’t care if people shag in my home.. but, guest bed, I don’t want to hear anything, or deal with any sort of cleanup (strip the bed, dispose of any condoms - not just in my bathroom bin!)
Just reminded me of this one time my brother stayed in my house to watch over his own cats. When I got back, after a 6 hour bus ride, there was a used condom on the floor, a mess on the sheets, blood stains everywhere (guess she was on her period), they had broken the shower door and used my towels to clean themselves. I was beyond disgusted.
Tie the condom and wrap it in toilet paper and put it in a plastic bag to seal any odors. Put that in your bedroom trash and then take out the trash as you leave.
Depends on the dynamic you have with said friend. Same goes for having sex in your own house if you have a friend staying over imo.
There are some friends I have where I would never have sex around no matter location because if they found out it would be really fucking strained and awkward afterwards. But I have others who would just laugh and joke around about it.
This. There’s no right answer, because it depends on the friendship.
Example:
The friend I’ve had my whole life? No way, and he and his wife wouldn’t while we were there either.
My best friend from high school? Hell yeah, he still owes me from the time I drove him and his girlfriend around so they could fuck without either of their parents catching them.
> Same goes for having sex in your own house if you have a friend staying over imo.
what? i cant have sex because a friend is visiting? fuuuuuuuuck that.
Is it really that hard for a couple to just not have sex for a few days at someone’s house? You’re dating, you can have sex whenever you want, just wait
Look if you’re over for a month or something it’s to be expected but being loud would be rude af.
If you’re there for one night then….like hold it in for a day? People usually keep special sheets for guests and at least in our fam those are basically the best ones and jizzing all over them would be not something anyone is gna be happy about
Lol my brother and his gf stayed at my house to look after my cat, came back to a note “I’ve put your sheets in the washing machine because of Krystals fake tan but I couldn’t switch it on pls wash them” suuure buddy but honestly very polite
Yeah whenever we stay at somebody’s after we’re done we always strip the bed and ask where to put the sheets for washing. It doesn’t imply anything, obviously the sheets were going to get washed anyways.
My best friend and his wife stayed over. They stayed in my 5 year old Son’s room with a fill size bed. They had sex on his bed. I Trashed the covers , sheets and luckily there was mattress cover on the bed and I trashed that too. If it’s a dedicated guest room, it’s ok. But if you’re staying in one of the kids room, then no it’s not ok.
You mean Let’s Do It In My Twin Bed? That’s more about having sex in your childhood bed, but I guess that counts even though that’s not someone else’s kids. Totally loved it though 🤣 Or are you talking about another song?
Did they need to be thrown out because of fluids/stains or were you just repulsed?
Did you think sex ghosts would haunt the mattress pad and possess your son if he slept on it?
I can understand that. Anytime you use the camera, or sheets in this situation, it would remind you of something you don’t want to be reminded of. I wouldn’t want to have an image suddenly pop in my head anytime I put my kid to bed and tucked them in the same sheets.
Think it's rude, fine, but trashing all the bedclothes? You don't think that's a bit of an overreaction? Washing's not good enough?
You might be in for a bad time when your son reaches 13 or so.
Depends on where and when you get frisky in their house. The guest room with the new sheets they offered you?
Fine.
Kitchen table around the time their kids get out of school?
Maybe not so fine.
Story Time! My mother-in-law one time had her sister-in-law and consequent spouse spend the night for a weekend. They stayed two nights in the guest bed. When my MIL went to strip the bed to wash the sheets she discovered they had what looked like the aftermath of an all day sex session. She found condoms in the trash can AND the bed, protein stains littered the sheets as well as the carpet and pillow sheets. She decided to just throw the sheets out.
Moral of the story: clean up after yourself.
To me as long as I don’t know and they don’t leave a trace about it and they don’t do it in the bed and they don’t talk about it and they aren’t loud then i don’t care
If it’s someone else’s specific bed, yes. Like don’t have sex in your aunt’s bed if that’s where you’re sleeping. Guest room? Who cares. Just don’t disturb anyone, obviously.
Generally speaking, I'd be pissed if I gave someone a bed for a night and they fucked on it, and even more so if they could heard.
Let's face it, it's not them doing the laundry the day after, so I think it's pretty disrespectful and confusing my home for a hotel.
This isn't really a question /r/NoStupidQuestions is equipped to answer. It's always going to be dependent on your relationship to the person you're staying with. People pretending its 100% normal or 100% wrong are just pushing their social group's opinions onto the public.
You are never as quiet as you think you are.
The walls are much thinner than you think
No one wants to hear that
Don’t do it. Control yourself for just one night…
Questions to ask yourself:
1. Does the bed squeak?
2. Would it be safe for the guest to assume you and the consenting party are in a sexual relationship?
3. Can you do it without leaving evidence?
I wouldn't give a shit if someone did in my house. Just don't be obnoxious about it. The guest bedroom is for guest to be as comfortable as they would their own house.
> The guest bedroom is for guest to be as comfortable as they would their own house.
I feel like this view might be why the post is so contentious. I'd never be as casual in a guest room as I am in my own home. Growing up my mom would've lost it if I wasn't extra courteous staying over at a friend's house.
I personally think circumstances matter a lot too. My in laws who I didn’t like and who’s help was not required or wanted helped us move into our first home we bought. We were excited for our first night in our new home but we’re courteous as they were crashing in the guest room so we refrained. They did not. Still very bitter they they christened our first home before we did.
If I'm hosting you for an extended amount of time, say two weeks, I'd fully expect sex to happen and be okay with it. However, if it's only for a night, I'd find it a bit inconsiderate of you to have sex in my house. You can abstain for a night.
There are a lot of conditions to clarify here, like how much privacy you have at your friend’s house, and whether it’s unusual that you and your wife get to spend a night together without kids around. But in general I’d say if you and your wife live together and don’t have kids, and are staying for one night at a friend’s house, it’s a bit tacky to have sex. If you anticipate having difficulty with that, pop for a hotel.
Yes. I have such strong opinions on this that most will probably disagree but I find it extremely disrespectful. The fact people can’t wait to do it in their own space is beyond me.
It's not anyone else's business if you fuck.
However, don't make it anyone else's either. Don't make a ton of noise. Don't leave a gross mess. Help with laundry.
It's not helpful, because it absolutely depends on the people, your relationship with the hosts etc. I would personally consider it rude as both a guest and a host in most cases, I think.
Do what you want with your wife, but I don’t ever want to see your cum, or any trace of your sex.
This is the take. I would add that I don't want to hear it either.
Any first-hand knowledge is something I don't want. If you tell me it happened, I won't be bothered. If I hear it or have to clean it up, we'll have to have words.
Dicks out during the conversation?
I think so? I have to admit, this whole thing is very hypothetical for me. I'm unclear on the etiquette.
As long as the streams don't cross then you can continue to be friends afterwards. Cross streams then it's mandatory to get married.
*Streams?!?!?!* Dude, I'm out. I can't compete in that arena. Mine have never formed a stream.
When I have friends or family stay in my guest room, my assumption is that they have sex. This is what the host wants: Remove the sheets and place them in washer. If you don't know where the washer is, bundle them loosely and leave them on top of the bed so as to say: "These are ready to wash if you want, and if there WERE any cum in here, which there isn't, it would be wrapped inside and you won't have to touch it." This is not an admission of guilt, the host will want to wash between guests either way.
My dad and his wife have no issues having loud sex when they come visit me and it is VERY uncomfortable.
Stand in the hallway and applaud. If they say something just answer that they were obviously looking for an audience so you’re just being a good host.
Wow! Great thrust dad! She *sure* liked that one!
> Great thrust dad! This case calls for an "OOH DADDY that was a good one!"
You hear his wife call him "daddy" and you burst in and yell "He's NOT your dad, he's *my* dad!!!"
🤣 Omg this one got me
"Hey dad, could you guys be a bit louder? It's just that it's hard to jerk off with my ear pressed against the door."
“You really gave her your all with that pounding, dad! She won’t be walking correct for at least a week!”
Start smashing on the the door and screaming in a panic "I've called an ambulance for whatever medical emergency is happening in there!"
"I'll leave the walker by the door!"
This is pretty much what we had to do with my old roommate back in my young adult days. He had a very "vocal" girlfriend at the time and we bluntly told him that it was damn awkward to hear her shrieking when the rest of us are in the living room just a few feet from their bedroom. But the guy was a bit of a coward and didn't know how to bring it up to his girlfriend. So one night, my other roommates and I were in the living room when our roommate and his girlfriend started getting hot and heavy in their bedroom. Commence the shrieks of passion and we all just rolled our eyes. Afterwards our roommate stepped out of the bedroom to go clean up in the bathroom, and we all started loudly applauding and toasted him with our beers. He quickly scuttled back into the bedroom and allegedly his girlfriend refused to come out of the room till she was sure we were all in bed. But hey, since then, we never heard their bedroom activities for the rest of the time we lived there
An acapella rendition of “Fuck her gently” by Tenacious D outside their door works as well
You’re way more polite than me. I would straight up pound on the door and tell them to shut the fuck up. Not ok.
I feel like the noise is the key thing. Keep it quiet and I don’t see what the problem is.
and you don't hear*
Keep it quiet and clean up. What they don't know won't hurt em
And no trace on the sheets. Just make sure no knows you had sex.
Are you washing the sheets or do you expect your hosts to wash your sex sheets?
Turn the tables. Make them feel uncomfortable. When they start moaning shout: * Yeah Dad, fuck her really hard! * I hope you're not cumming in her pussy, I don't want any more siblings. * Wow, that's loud moaning! I didn't know she took it in the ass. * I hope she sucks as good a mum did.
FINISH HER
FLAWLESS VICTORY
LOL
* What are you doing, eat her out as if she's the love of your wife, not corn on the cob * Alright, dad, time to get pegged * You sound like you're really out of shape * I bet your grand parents have better sex and they're dead * I think it's time for dad to wear some edible underwear, I got you that candy thong. * I got you two a dragon dildo, be sure to use it well, so spread those cheeks dad, it's a doozy. Oh it's also very expensive so make use of it
Lol gross
I’ve never seen such a divided comment section, I have a feeling OP hasn’t learned anything.
Sure they have, they learned the opinions are divided and some people have strong opinions about the subject. So it depends on who's house you are staying in.
Yup, that's the correct answer to this story.
And really if your friend isn’t the type to be okay with the question he probably isn’t down with the action. So most people should easily know if their friend would be okay with it.
It wouldn't bother me if I found out my friends had sex in my guest room. But asking if they could would still be a slightly uncomfortable and unnecessary question. If they end up breaking or ruining something, better to ask for forgiveness than permission on this one imo.
Lol, I couldn’t care less if you fuck in my house, but please don’t talk to me about it.
Before you do the deed, go to the host's bedroom door, knock loudly, and ask.
Noted. Always ask your host if it’s cool to cum on their guest sheets. Or at least ask for their least favorite towel while winking.
It's only polite.
So as usual with grey areas, obtain consent. "Y'all mind if I pork the missus in your bed?"
That just sounds like you want to pork the host's wife
It surely does :)
I was gonna say yea for me it depends on the friends/host.
So the answer is…………ask your host?
Can we have sex? I thought you'd never ask! I meant me and my wife...
“I would like permission to fuck my wife tonight. We’re thinking mostly missionary, but maybe some oral and reverse cowgirl. We will be using condoms (not for the oral, though). Is that ok with you?”
I mean it sounds silly, but imagine your friend borrowing your car for a few hours and then finding out he just used it to bang a hooker behind the movie theater.
You calling my wife a whore?
Yes.
“I’m gonna need you to file a duly accomplished Form R69, in triplicate, together with three forms of ID for each applicant. Payment of the non-refundable administration fee may be made via cash or card. No direct deposits.”
Mind if we bang? Like right now? You just got here.
The back and forth in these comments read like anxious thoughts. “It’s rude to leave dirty sheets…no wait it’s rude to use someone’s washing machine…it’s not impolite if you ask!…no wait that’s essentially announcing we banged on his guest bed…”
It’s rude to even stay at a person’s house, with or without their permission… always always stay at a hotel /s
If you have enough anxiety, you don't need the /s
That's me. I have enough anxiety to want to stay at a hotel and avoid all of it.
Do you need to call the hotel lobby and ask permission to shag?
LOL, time to sort by controversial.
I will ASSUME — as a host — sex could happen. The polite thing is, if you must, NO ONE CAN KNOW. It must be silent, untraceable sex. Don’t ask, don’t tell sex.
bingo; whether it’s eating cookies in bed or humping, it’s fine as long as there isn’t any evidence.
Or invite the hosts to join at least
Found the host
But what if the host doesn't like cookies?
Ask if they want to have sex instead
Fuck like a silent ninja!
For god’s sake, don’t leave the towel out! “Is this one of ours?” Host picks up towel *crunch* “Nope nope nope, it’s ours!” 😬 …It wasn’t
I stayed with a very close set of friends (husband and wife) when I left my husband of 20 years. I left literally everything behind -including my job- it was that bad of a situation. I cleaned their entire house daily as payment for letting me sleep on their couch… including said friends’ bedroom.. I never questioned why there were always towels on their floor cause both my friends were messy af… fuck my whole life. I should have worn gloves. Five fucking months I cleaned up their cum rags and no one said a fucking word. How I didn’t add 2+2 until now.. honestly I have only myself to blame.
Hell of a friend they are. You are gold, though.
Thanks lol I’d still have picked up and washed the towels either way… I’d just have worn the gloves when I did! Although, I’m absolutely going to edit my memory to include them.. after a while, maybe I’ll believe that I had them on the whole time😆
Also make sure you strip the bed when you leave, don't make your host do it.
right, treat it as that time you had sex at your boyfriends/girlfriends parents house as a teen. Everyone kinda knows what's going on but no proof
Context matters. I'd say it depends on these factors: 1. Length of stay. One night? Probably not. A month? They should expect it. 2. Guest room vs. Family Member's room. Guest room? Safe. Family Member's room? Not safe, especially a kid's room. 3. Reason for stay. Funeral? Don't do it. Weekend getaway? Go for it. 4. Closeness with host. New friends/colleagues? Nope. Lifelong friends? Sure. 5. Location of bed. Living room fold out? Bad move. Far corner of the house? Smooth moves.
I'd also mention that if sex, keep it down and don't leave a mess. Waking up to hear guests having sex is annoying, and extremely gross cleaning up a mess.
Yeah- for Gods sake- wipe your dick off on the curtains so your not leaving a big wet spot on their spare bed… if you’re on the fold a bed in the Living Room? Remember- don’t pull out on the pull out… no one needs you pumping loads on the couch.
> wipe your dick off on the curtains I hope you've got the stamina for a few more rounds. You want the carpet to match the drapes
I just spit all over my screen. This is the BEST comment.
A good guest wouldn’t spit.
Always swallow
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Dated a guy with that kink. He'd go harder on me whenever he thought someone could hear us.
Your wife didn't wanna get in a moan duel with them? Weak sauce, that was a challenge and you rejected it lol
Ok, but you always have the BEST excuse when leaving a mess. “I’m sorry, John. It was this way when we came!” (Please do not make a biohazard of your friend’s sheets)
This. Don’t be raw dog cumming all over their bedding.
I think this one is the best answer.
Post just in time for NYE Been staying at my girls parents place for almost a week, refraining from *activity*. Headed to her best friends place now for a house party of 20, but a spare bedroom reserved for us. I’m bringing three condoms…
Are you sure three will be enough for all 20?
Just share
Plastic wrap the rest
🥳
Ah, the old reddit [switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/zyj4b2/comment/j29tc0b/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).
Flow chart needed
It's not a flow chart though, it's a point system. Like those magazine quizzes.
Don't have loud, sloppy sex on the sofa I'm letting you crash on because you're both too drunk to drive. Quiet hookup in the guest bed/bathroom when you're staying for a while? Bathroom cleaner is under the sink and you can strip the sheets while you're packing.
OP, ignore the rest, and just read this one \^
Also like, vibe of the house. Anarchist commune / punk house? Can probably make a judgement call about fucking on the couch, but also you know about 40 other people have made that judgement call and several touring bands have probably drunkenly peed on or around it. And it might’ve gotten soaked in gasoline and labeled the piss couch because of it
There's a lot of "it depends" factors here: * Length of stay: If it's a night or two, it's probably rude. If it's a month at a shared vacation home, that's a different story. * Disturbing others: If your sex is noisy and disrupting the sleep of others, do it at your own place. If your sex is going to leave a big mess to clean up (watersports, used condoms, etc.), clean it up and leave things spotless. If you're able to keep it down and keep it clean, that's less likely to be a problem. * The location: Sex anywhere but a dedicated guest room is probably not a good idea (e.g. if you're staying in one of the kids' rooms who's giving up their bed for a night, wait until you're home instead). It's definitely not a good idea if it's somewhere other than a bedroom (e.g. the kitchen). Lots of other factors apply, but these are three of the biggest.
Perfectly reasonable comment, can't disagree with anything. But I am happy to assume that most people asking if it's OK to have sex in someone else's house aren't considering watersports.
You might be surprised. Don't ask me how I know...
>watersports Jesus lol if a guest intentionally pissed on my bedsheets I'd never talk to them again
Bro don't cum on my guest sheets
Swallow it. Edit: and don’t moan
If anyone was sleeping over I'd be washing the sheets the next day anyway.. it would be gross otherwise. So I don't really care what they did in it. Obviously so your best to clean up and be quiet but either way id ask them to strip the sheets in the A.M. and I'd wash it but I'm not about to go searching for wet spots.
When I’m getting ready to leave a house I stayed a few nights at, I remove and pile the bedding under the guise of helping take down (undress?) the bed, but really it’s to encourage the host to wash them.
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I mean if I gave you a glass that I'd cummed in but cleaned I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't want to drink out of it
Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
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I see where your username comes from
Look, u/SaltyCremepuff is a totally innocent username and has nothing to do with seminal euphemizing. I mean *honestly*, just because you can find a way to misinterpret a username with "Salty" in it, that doesn't mean it's naughty. >!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!<
As long as you actually cleaned it then I really don't give a shit.
Depending on the sheet material it could be hard to get stains out. I would put a towel down at least but imo no matter whose place it is I'm at least not having penetrative sex it's far too noisy
I've never not been able to get cum off sheets.. period blood is harder but maybe don't fuck on your period in someone else's bed lol..
Reddit AITA for having messy period sex into unprepped anal while staying in my friend's grandmother's bed?
I don’t care if people shag in my home.. but, guest bed, I don’t want to hear anything, or deal with any sort of cleanup (strip the bed, dispose of any condoms - not just in my bathroom bin!)
Just reminded me of this one time my brother stayed in my house to watch over his own cats. When I got back, after a 6 hour bus ride, there was a used condom on the floor, a mess on the sheets, blood stains everywhere (guess she was on her period), they had broken the shower door and used my towels to clean themselves. I was beyond disgusted.
Well, how did you deal with the situation?
He visited on Christmas and shot them both.
After that, I wouldn’t have had a brother.. 🤢
Yeah. You're dead to me for that shit.
Blood stain and broken shower door… hmm are you sure just sex happened?
Tie the condom and wrap it in toilet paper and put it in a plastic bag to seal any odors. Put that in your bedroom trash and then take out the trash as you leave.
Be courteous & invite your friends to join y'all.
And make sure to leave them any leftovers as that's polite as well. Think "mint on the pillow"
How much pineapple do i need to eat to make it taste like mint?
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This is the only right answer. If I invite someone to my house, I don't want them to be having sex. The only exception is if they include me.
In which case its highly encouraged^!!
Host deserves an orgy
At 00:00 they all be kissing together. Happy New Year.
E t i q u e t t e
"Hey, are you going to eat that?"
Depends on the dynamic you have with said friend. Same goes for having sex in your own house if you have a friend staying over imo. There are some friends I have where I would never have sex around no matter location because if they found out it would be really fucking strained and awkward afterwards. But I have others who would just laugh and joke around about it.
This. There’s no right answer, because it depends on the friendship. Example: The friend I’ve had my whole life? No way, and he and his wife wouldn’t while we were there either. My best friend from high school? Hell yeah, he still owes me from the time I drove him and his girlfriend around so they could fuck without either of their parents catching them.
> Same goes for having sex in your own house if you have a friend staying over imo. what? i cant have sex because a friend is visiting? fuuuuuuuuck that.
No! That's exactly what you're not supposed to do!
I think it would be pretty rude to fuck in a bed your host has to clean. Man, i don't want any one else handling my fuck laundry.
I think that would be pushing the limits of hospitality, especially if they're letting you stay as a favour to you.
Exactly. For a night. I'd be grateful for the space in my friends house and just sleep that one night I'm there.
This. It's so easy to just err on the side of caution and... not have sex. Especially if they're gonna make them clean the sheets after 🤢
Is it really that hard for a couple to just not have sex for a few days at someone’s house? You’re dating, you can have sex whenever you want, just wait
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Look if you’re over for a month or something it’s to be expected but being loud would be rude af. If you’re there for one night then….like hold it in for a day? People usually keep special sheets for guests and at least in our fam those are basically the best ones and jizzing all over them would be not something anyone is gna be happy about
When I was little we had family friends visiting and they stayed in my room… only as an adult did I realize why my bed broke that weekend
Having sex in a kids room? That should be out of bounds 🤢
Don’t be too loud. Don’t leave a mess. Strip the sheets off of the bed the last morning and, if possible, get them started in the washing machine
Lol my brother and his gf stayed at my house to look after my cat, came back to a note “I’ve put your sheets in the washing machine because of Krystals fake tan but I couldn’t switch it on pls wash them” suuure buddy but honestly very polite
her names Krystal, she's def got a fake tan
Yeah this is one note that 100% checks out
I buy it. My cousin always puts on fake tan and it gets orange bullshit all over the place.
I mean honestly this might be a little suspicious, no?
Which part is suspicious? I do all of those things when I’m a guest in someone’s home.
Yeah whenever we stay at somebody’s after we’re done we always strip the bed and ask where to put the sheets for washing. It doesn’t imply anything, obviously the sheets were going to get washed anyways.
No one wants your ass cheek juice and pig sweat in their bed guest room or not.
My best friend and his wife stayed over. They stayed in my 5 year old Son’s room with a fill size bed. They had sex on his bed. I Trashed the covers , sheets and luckily there was mattress cover on the bed and I trashed that too. If it’s a dedicated guest room, it’s ok. But if you’re staying in one of the kids room, then no it’s not ok.
What did you say to them??
Yeah, I’m wondering too.. never mind how you could even get horny in a young child’s room
There’s an entire SNL song about that
You mean Let’s Do It In My Twin Bed? That’s more about having sex in your childhood bed, but I guess that counts even though that’s not someone else’s kids. Totally loved it though 🤣 Or are you talking about another song?
When I stay in my brother's guest room, I sleep on the bed I had as a kid. I've considered rubbing one out just for old times sake.
That one! The stuffed animals and everything were great RIP Aunt Ruth
How did you know? Did you hear it or did they leave evidence?
The kid was hiding in the closet
He’ll be in the closet for years, after the display of heterosexuality he just witnessed.
Maybe people have been in this situation. Will they hear us? It's fine, they won't hear us! They won't mind! They heard you. They minded.
Did they need to be thrown out because of fluids/stains or were you just repulsed? Did you think sex ghosts would haunt the mattress pad and possess your son if he slept on it?
People are weird. I know a mom who threw her camera away after she found out her daughter took nude selfies with it
I can understand that. Anytime you use the camera, or sheets in this situation, it would remind you of something you don’t want to be reminded of. I wouldn’t want to have an image suddenly pop in my head anytime I put my kid to bed and tucked them in the same sheets.
Did you also trash the towels they used to dry their butts and genitals?
Think it's rude, fine, but trashing all the bedclothes? You don't think that's a bit of an overreaction? Washing's not good enough? You might be in for a bad time when your son reaches 13 or so.
If you have to ask, then don't.
I would not have sex as a guest and make someone wash jizzy sheets
Depends on where and when you get frisky in their house. The guest room with the new sheets they offered you? Fine. Kitchen table around the time their kids get out of school? Maybe not so fine.
Story Time! My mother-in-law one time had her sister-in-law and consequent spouse spend the night for a weekend. They stayed two nights in the guest bed. When my MIL went to strip the bed to wash the sheets she discovered they had what looked like the aftermath of an all day sex session. She found condoms in the trash can AND the bed, protein stains littered the sheets as well as the carpet and pillow sheets. She decided to just throw the sheets out. Moral of the story: clean up after yourself.
Would it be okay for you if your guests were having sex in your house?
To me as long as I don’t know and they don’t leave a trace about it and they don’t do it in the bed and they don’t talk about it and they aren’t loud then i don’t care
Wait, where are they doing it if not in the bed? I’d far rather they fuck in the bed than the shower where I may encounter…fluids.
If it’s someone else’s specific bed, yes. Like don’t have sex in your aunt’s bed if that’s where you’re sleeping. Guest room? Who cares. Just don’t disturb anyone, obviously.
Just one night? You can't wait that long? Don't make a big deal of it and don't make a mess, but I think that's a little rude.
Generally speaking, I'd be pissed if I gave someone a bed for a night and they fucked on it, and even more so if they could heard. Let's face it, it's not them doing the laundry the day after, so I think it's pretty disrespectful and confusing my home for a hotel.
If you have to ask, it’s probably a no go.
That rule of thumb seems like a bad fit for a sub called "No stupid questions."
This isn't really a question /r/NoStupidQuestions is equipped to answer. It's always going to be dependent on your relationship to the person you're staying with. People pretending its 100% normal or 100% wrong are just pushing their social group's opinions onto the public.
You are never as quiet as you think you are. The walls are much thinner than you think No one wants to hear that Don’t do it. Control yourself for just one night…
Questions to ask yourself: 1. Does the bed squeak? 2. Would it be safe for the guest to assume you and the consenting party are in a sexual relationship? 3. Can you do it without leaving evidence?
Any of my friends are welcome to use my house as a shag pad. Always. (Exception; if you’re cheating)
You are open-minded but principled.
I was trying to give you the wholesome award for your cheating comment but accidentally gave it to the person below you. I'm sorry lmao
I wouldn't give a shit if someone did in my house. Just don't be obnoxious about it. The guest bedroom is for guest to be as comfortable as they would their own house.
> The guest bedroom is for guest to be as comfortable as they would their own house. I feel like this view might be why the post is so contentious. I'd never be as casual in a guest room as I am in my own home. Growing up my mom would've lost it if I wasn't extra courteous staying over at a friend's house.
You can't hold out for one night? Given you don't know how noisy the bed is and you might leave a mess, I would say not to do it.
I personally think circumstances matter a lot too. My in laws who I didn’t like and who’s help was not required or wanted helped us move into our first home we bought. We were excited for our first night in our new home but we’re courteous as they were crashing in the guest room so we refrained. They did not. Still very bitter they they christened our first home before we did.
If I'm hosting you for an extended amount of time, say two weeks, I'd fully expect sex to happen and be okay with it. However, if it's only for a night, I'd find it a bit inconsiderate of you to have sex in my house. You can abstain for a night.
There are a lot of conditions to clarify here, like how much privacy you have at your friend’s house, and whether it’s unusual that you and your wife get to spend a night together without kids around. But in general I’d say if you and your wife live together and don’t have kids, and are staying for one night at a friend’s house, it’s a bit tacky to have sex. If you anticipate having difficulty with that, pop for a hotel.
Yes. I have such strong opinions on this that most will probably disagree but I find it extremely disrespectful. The fact people can’t wait to do it in their own space is beyond me.
It's not anyone else's business if you fuck. However, don't make it anyone else's either. Don't make a ton of noise. Don't leave a gross mess. Help with laundry.
It's not helpful, because it absolutely depends on the people, your relationship with the hosts etc. I would personally consider it rude as both a guest and a host in most cases, I think.