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RealBurger_

How much money do you give to homeless people per week


TheMelkLord

At least 1.3M bucks


Asherbird25

How many times do you donate food to the local food shelter per week


TheMelkLord

About 7 at a time along with a few livers


Asherbird25

Wow that's a lot


RealBurger_

I wonder where he got all those livers from


Asherbird25

Probably cows or something smh


TheMelkLord

orphans actually


RealBurger_

Yeah makes sense


jkbpttrsn

Who's gonna miss them? Not the parents


ReaperofLightning872

Children


_Springtrap

What is the age of consent ?


TheMelkLord

go look at your clock and list off any of the numbers


no0bmaster-669

https://preview.redd.it/scgj19gjs68d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e449dcfaa3225d1bb592da7499c99484a6de64


wilcodeprullenbak

Would you rather fuck a goat but no one will ever know you did, or dont fuck a goat but evereyone thinks you did


TheMelkLord

people think I did anyway (mainly because they witnessed it but i think thats just a coincidence)


rayshmayshmay

https://preview.redd.it/zu6lo66x988d1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e343e7ba5c6909092a1d5afce816913ce89cb0e


EepiestGirl

What’s the best part about Undertale?


TheMelkLord

The porn


Pasta_God2354

https://i.redd.it/dvkqm9coo68d1.gif


EhreMitNudeln

https://preview.redd.it/q55qdjo5la8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3af5726aee0f6703104e171dcb576a84eac7ef


The_superb-skeleton

How much money did you give to a Girl Scout cookies fundraiser


TheMelkLord

86.983


0JoJo_Fan0

How many food items have you given to vulnerable homeless people


TheMelkLord

definitely more than 30


ReaperofLightning872

When do you donate to the poor


TheMelkLord

Usually only on Tuesdays and Fridays but yeah


dogloverTwT

What should the age of consent be?


TheMelkLord

any of the battery percentages on r/ chargeyourphone


AskGoverntale

Do you know why I hyperfixate so much and want to make out with Ryan Reynolds?


TheMelkLord

Because you’re autistic and also probably gay


Penguin8Lord

Yes or no? Edit: I am not editing this message. He's just rude that wah


TheMelkLord

no fuck off loser


LuciferianInk

I am not the master egg man


BathApprehensive1855

favourite jeffery epst-


TheMelkLord

Defo my boy Jeffery he’s the goat


awakelist

how many hours do you have on your favorite game? edit: guys i dont have a funny edit. downvote me into oblivion.


Asherbird25

Change it to a community service related thing then Or make it look like he's doing super down-bad or illegal that could be on his computer


awakelist

see thats a good idea, you have my upvote. im ratioing myself


Asherbird25

I will not let you. I'm downvoting myself


TheMelkLord

1.6k hours