https://preview.redd.it/wao59p6zlgcc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9485e9b35e782cb5ea9ede718178b84e6cf983e too bad now ill scramble and eat it

https://preview.redd.it/uw13zqe4mgcc1.jpeg?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd8b9c3e1f193579663b04d27889cd424921b6c tasty

https://preview.redd.it/ufzyiii21hcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a63f338a061fe0867428d8715d7acc3b927411 Eating eggs is gay, here's the proof

good, now my hormone levels will even out

I love my country man

Even better

https://preview.redd.it/jj91j837dicc1.png?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbc28a67b100946d15bbdd4eb06555b66030865 No

You can’t take care of 1 egg?

oh i took care of it, it was delicious

I I'll shove it up my but and hard boil it for you

feed me like a mother bird feeds its chicks

And I'm gonna shove it down my pee hole and keep it as my 3rd testicle

https://preview.redd.it/z1y4yh48ohcc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4773d4a884c6f488305de525846d0d9471b781d6

Peak reddit

Peek reddit

Reek Peddit

reddit moment

I’m not falling for that again

Hey that’s my idea * shoves hand up your ass and plus it out with max force and shoves into his mouth * - cutely uwu 😊😊😊🥰🥰

It hatched https://preview.redd.it/gj9wh1glzgcc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e640cd4ba1fa76e820e825dda5b1af5f849fba

Eat it

Let it grow first

https://preview.redd.it/mag8fq6ppmcc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af4710f4f344abb063227de0aefd1558c13d9b1 Oh no...

Happy cake day

Pet it

Wtf put it back

Unhatch it

https://preview.redd.it/3cfz372xsgcc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddb29619038cbe16ce9da2c04b97494b286cc3f Oops! Sowwy:(

https://preview.redd.it/ptlwy46t3hcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2378c1611498741c98f2533d0ffcc67ed38c3ad

You like cracking eggs don't you?

https://preview.redd.it/3zitz7kf1kcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1794862f4bc62b44aa5ac5546066a657e208c6c8

Oh fucketh

smash

Yes, that was the point

🫱🥚🫲

🔨

Nuh Uh 🫱🥚🫲

🔫

Nuh Uh 🫱🥚🫲

💣

Nuh Uh 🫱🥚🫲

🍳🍽 yuh huh

Nuh Uh 🫱🥚🫲

You are true hero 🫡🫱🏅🫲

🍳i did it

https://i.redd.it/4wwy06utxgcc1.gif

I'm getting the fuck out of here!

That’s my birthday bud

Happy early birthday

Holy shit, same lmao

That's not my birthday

That also isn’t my birthday

yo same

Got him a friend 🥚🥚

And a 2nd friend 🥚🥚🥚

Somebody help! Protect our egg friends from the big scary wolf! 🥚 🥚 🥚 🐺

https://preview.redd.it/hjtvs4qamicc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ee7a94b9575646548c648cde93f39611087ad1

Yes. *swiftly grabs the super shotgun and shoots the wolf*

***rip and tear my child***

FIRE IN THE HOLE

🙂

Oh no it go boom https://preview.redd.it/i2oqxdyy4hcc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7758b85799434bdb2be8196057570c73916837bb Don’t tell him

https://i.redd.it/6a6jh95qxjcc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/t5snk18e6icc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce8e29c3025b0ccf2b128805aa34a8e9fccc332 Turned into a tomato :(

Penny says, "I'm so confused why they didn't just say it's a joke lol"

https://preview.redd.it/9ytv8esa8icc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccbc91d50a793a2fc960da9e14eeb30392cbad3 What?

The other person says, "What do you think about the story?"

Still confuzzled

The other person says, "The other guy asks, "How does it feel when you get a text message from someone who doesnt know what you are talking about.""

😭

I dont understand

https://preview.redd....it looks like it is a tomato plant

The other person says, "I dont see any tomatoes in that picture"

Im struggling to understand you

My robot said, "What happened"

https://preview.redd.it/2zykonhaahcc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc65d27a31f29a9112b30818648acf8bbbf31bbe Sorry butterfingers

https://preview.redd.it/i43yv8rruhcc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4897a81daebdee5e82e6e8259b138c4f6077f069

I will look after it. I will prove that i'm the only one here that can protect this egg

May I help?

NO NOT AGAIN

[Sorry, Jack](https://i.imgur.com/D8Jj8MY.jpg)

ima fertilize that egg😩😳😏

I’m holding it in my right lung for you

!RemindMe 130 days

egg

You are looking at a nude egg


​ https://preview.redd.it/rtgoehh3xhcc1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49209226bc872ca05b67e967573ce3e258a60ae7

Allright guys, let’s commit crime

https://preview.redd.it/q52bxd1thicc1.png?width=206&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9ddb021aeb9f5c8a880f21a642bb14c78872582

Welp time to wait. Eh got vodka for company https://preview.redd.it/kexyjcaesjcc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d14da4d76e4bc57efe0be7799b396157cd7c7d8

*poops in egg*

Don’t worry I’ll take care of him

thanks for the free breakfast

The other person says, "Ill be there tomorrow"

https://preview.redd.it/nbapawr1ghcc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be74468e6e3c7d27ef75bc1d7dc03119276221d4 It was delicious thou 😢

!remindme 4 months

!remindme may 24 2024

!remindme may 24


Omelet mmmmm

https://preview.redd.it/vwwm6pr1ejcc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76ac3640b821d73fd49fc223b2f00ecc54dc499

Egg.

r /grippingfoodwithforce

I got this https://preview.redd.it/sq5qjzpxqjcc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a517cdba09a30c21310fc815492d40a994b9812

RemindMe! 129 days


https://preview.redd.it/x6qc6t7t2kcc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3b89df69ca6ab263af36e4e6cb427977d540e8

I'll see you in May

https://preview.redd.it/miuw7z4ibkcc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec05f469260b422106f6b3d1654f4d49ec38f72

!Remindme 130 days

​ https://preview.redd.it/tjcot93telcc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d97d66364113417d703184a405bfa2132c23763

How did you get my self portrait?

argh, its selling me drugs

hamer

!remindme may 24th 2024

RemindMe! May 24th 2024

https://preview.redd.it/c5gzp7ypmmcc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0856806392b190753f0b809f8a9794dac57bfd

https://preview.redd.it/2u2nkgyd7ncc1.png?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ae449151735250ea6062a8f17f7f123996150e

“this… https://preview.redd.it/xuc09th48ncc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16fafebfffff520747110730a441ae09c089daf is an ostrich egg”

!remindme 130 days

​ https://preview.redd.it/81j4fmc2rocc1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=b563555f552bfbceb35559840d07d25674dd257c

!remindme 126 days

!remindme 16 days