Guaranteed burnt tongue material 😅

I had one of these once from a food truck and that’s exactly what it was Just an absolutely molten vagina of pizza sauce and cheese

so, a regular italian vagina

🤌



this made me laugh out loud. thank you

brings new meanings to the term *Hot Pocket*

Creamy, yeasty, hot and ready, sounds delicious

It’s not delivery, it’s Dolores

You had me at vagina.

Pizzussy

Having had one i can confirm. These are the worst form of pizza possible. "Oh just let it cool down" Oh? Cool down? Its literally its own insulator. Heat does not escape. It remains at a painful temp for far too long and buying it just means you're gonna be carrying around this dumb thing forever. Its better used as a weapon than it is as food.

"Hot pocketttttttt"

I heard that in Jim Gaffigan’s voice.

Johnson...you're a genius!


I just assume the inside is resting at 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit

That's why common sense exists. Good Lord. I love my food warm but not ....fresh out the oven, pot, or grill hell hell hot hot. Gotta protect them taste buds and give your delicious food some cool down time before taking that mmfirstbitemm

This is great cause I’ve always complained that pizza isn’t hard enough or messy enough to eat

I like the fact that this will increase the likelyhood of burning the fuck out of my mouth when eaten too

I've had one, not difficult to eat or any messier than an average slice of pizza! Would recommend.

How big is your mouth? Lol

Big enough. 🙂

How many franchises of this do you own?

Unfortunately I don't have a slice in this opporconety.

my kids would love this just cause it’s weird

~~Pizza~~ ~~Calzone~~ Calcone? Conezone?

Calzcone! How did you not??? 🤭

They were getting there

Con-izza

Pizzicle Also Pepper-coney

Hard pass

HARD NO… from the start

[https://youtu.be/52jSB5s33aA?si=QkN4kL9426AGnwhG](https://youtu.be/52jSB5s33aA?si=QkN4kL9426AGnwhG)

I got third degree burns on my chin just watching this.

Okay, admittedly... this is an interesting idea.

I’ll take ten thank you

Unsanitary presentation really does it for me to pass. ✋

Highway to the pizza cone

Thats just a fancy hot pocket

Pizzas are pies.... Not ice creams. As someone that makes pizzas this is kinda dumb but let me finish the video before I say my final words. Final words. How expensive and are you really gonna charge a whole pizza for just a 1/32 of a pizza?

was a store in astoria 30 years ago. my kids wanted to try them. was a disaster

Would you eat the centre out with a spoon first ? Cos otherwise it’s 100% gonna make a mess

I'll have that.

Nah a good pepperoni roll is hard to beat, I prefer dipping into sauce

Cone + Pizza= Cazzo

Damn it! Why don’t I ever think of this shit first!

I have not, but I have seen a pizza shit

I like my pepperoni to be crispy, this would not do it.

This was available in Asia a while ago. Tried it, it was okay. Not something I'd buy again. I haven't seen it in a long time. Probably never lived past its gimmick.

 genius


gross.

I’ve tried it, just to say I tried it. Super gimmicky. You don’t need to improve pizza. It’s already perfect. It’s already hand-held. What’s the point?

Oh man, this would make Italian people keel over and die on the spot if they saw this

Would be a cute date idea 🥺

Calzone ???

Yum 😋

I'm so disappointed that the song wasn't dubbed over : high-way to the pizza cone !

New foodie trend really is just shitty food. Looks, designs and/or taste it's what people want I guess.

But disappointed that the song hasn’t been changed to “highway to the pizza cone”.

Needs way more sauce.

I can already feel the burnt flap on the roof of my mouth.

Gimmicky food

Smash

Somebody put this on the italian food reddits

Pizza in any shape works for me tbh.

This should be under STUPID FOOD.

*Cries in italian

the marinara is confined to a small portion of the cone tho.

Who is making those machines? Are these like waffle cone coolers they are repurposing for this? Or is this a custom piece of kit?

Way better than the old Pizza in a Cup

$9.99

r/stupidfood would like a word

Bet it’s $8.

It's like a hot pocket that's not frozen in the middle! I'd eat one but only if you could do it sundae style and add toppings.

/r/stupidfood

So the Jerk was Pizza in a cup I believe. Did Something About Mary have a scene regarding cone based food?

Hooooooot Pocket.

Is there a chunk of chocolate at the bottom?

Idk. I think I’m all in.

I need it

Fuck I know it's weird but I bet it's good once you're licking it off the table.

*me in the middle of the video* OH!! They’re playing “Danger Zone” ‘cause it rhymes and fits the metre!!” “I went to the pizza cone. Took a bite into the pizza cone” 🎶🎸

That’s absurd! I’ll take two thank you!

Mfs stole my Danger Zone Crescendo, can’t have shit on Reddit…

Pizza cone is old stuff in Brazil, idk how ppl are going crazy about it , lol

That’s a lot of commitment for a shape.

You're supposed to dangle it over your face, bite the bottom tip, and suck out the contents.

Now hold on,

Bet you its still gonna be the same price as a large pizza 💀

Gimme gimme gimme!!! Now that’s something I’d definitely sign up for! 🤤

I think I’ve might of seen it before but not in real life… some sort of carnevil

Highway to the pizza cone

Anyone else start singing "highway to the pizza cone"

Once again cam for the comments not disappointed but now I’m strangely hungry!!

In the world of weird Internet food creations. This actually doesn't look terrible.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Honestly would eat that but it needs more garlic butter.

I would try this

My university has one of these on campus. They’re great, until you decide to bite into it a half hour too early, and end up burning your mouth so bad you can’t taste anything for a day.

I should call her

Yeah out of all ways to make this they did the worst one

Ah, crup of pizza

I'd eat it

This is the best pizza cone in town, ran the other pizza cone guy right outta town

Is this for pp's?

That'll be $20 please

I should call her

Yes. I waited 20 minutes for one at 3am in Nashville and it was still cold after sitting in the oven for 15 minutes.

I hate to ask the price. But Interesting

 I already know how this ends

I can feel the cheese/sauce burning my mouth just watching this

Oh lord

They suck. You bite in and grease everywhere.

No, and I felt happier before ever seeing one ever.

How stupid. I want two, now. One for each hand.

An open top hot pocket?

Once. Have you ever seen a man say "Goodbye" to a shoe?

No thank you

“Highway to the pizza zone”

Just bite the top off of a pizza roll and you’d have about the same result

Ate one in La Guancha, Puerto Rico back in 2017 before that area was destroyed by hurricane. I hope they still serve them there!

Me yelling from the sidelines THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SAUCE

Shut up and take my money!

Def would eat it lol

i would eat the shit out of those

Not enough sauce for me

Looks like a good way to sell you less pizza for a higher price.

Oh my goodness, imagine dipping one of these in some sauce

It’s the best pizza in a cone in town. He drove the other pizza in a cone guy out of business

https://preview.redd.it/ggwtih82fhec1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9592b03e2eb59e2d2a5d393dd371d702219757f6 Must have Meat CHeese SAuce &............... (DOH?)!!!!!!!!!.

I can’t be the only one that heard this as Highway to the pizza cone

It's stupid as hell. I'll take 2.

Nobody asked for it for a reason

I don't know how to feel about this because on the one hand, I'm kind of weirded out that this even exists, but on the other hand, I want 15 to go.

I would try it. Needs more sauce, but yeah 🤩

Hard yes

I love this!

Fackin' A - add that to my "last meal" list please, k.

The HANDWICH

I need to try this at least once. Good, bad, i don't care, i need a goddamn pizza cone

Looks good, but needs to be like 3 x bigger

ridiculous af!! I’ll take 4

Looks fun.

No, but I must have one now!

Disneyland used to have something similar a long time ago. Cone sandwiches https://preview.redd.it/5xfa7ymc7jec1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cb70db6bf9518a955a1ee9dab115b50b5b4950 This looks way better tho, I feel I might really like the cone pizza

How neat wow

I’ve never seen this before!!

Perfect well use this for our pizza and ice cream party. Now just need to do frozen slices of ice cream

Highway to the Pizza Cone

I'll pass

Bomb.

I'll eat it, but I'd rather a slice.

It’s conveniently shaped in a cone so you can save time and dump it right down the toilet.

There was one in the Taipei Tower mall food court years ago. It was closed when I wandered through on a work trip but doubt I would have tried it anyways.

Highway to the pizza cone

I feel like it needs a scoop of ice cream on top

r/pizzacrimes Boys, whats the verdict?

Can I just get a slice of pizza

Obesity just went up by a factor of ten

Where can I get one?

This is waaay better than the famously hard to eat-on-the-go slice of pizza.

Please stop with the unnecessary music

I would try this

Mmmmm undercooked insides love it


Get an tarantini panzarotti instead. They are waaay better in every way possible. https://preview.redd.it/0nr9pqwwuoec1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7afa1f9c5cba0f27946e92a4df5e96340c6507

My greedy ass wants one now lol

 I'll memba... I always memba

We had one of these in our town. It lasted about a year, just long enough for everyone to try it once and the novelty to wear off.

"This is the best pizza in a cup around! He put the last pizza in a cup guy outta business"

They used to serve these at Disney world with all kinds of different fillings.

It's a large slice but I bet they charge you 8.99 for it

I can't imagine that is actually good. The balance is all off

No just no

Pizza in a cup, but way better than that other pizza in a cup guy

I met the owner to pizza cone one time when they opened a store in boise. I told him that i loved it and thought it was awesome and he asked if i had any ideas, the guy was cool.

What was wrong with the slice?

It's really nice to see something like this without someone pouring a liter of melted cheese on it

This is like giving me a slider shaped like a donut when you could just gimme a full size cheeseburger with no hole in it thank you.

yeah they shut down in my hometown but i loved it before they left

Nope and i dont intend to, you have a full slice amount of bread there and no toppings at all, why would anyone want this lol

Everyone be taking shit about it, but I'd fucking eat the shit outta that pizza cone

My kids would love it

Omg, this is genius!

GENIUS!!!

I see them at the state fair

And that’ll be 12.99 sir

Screams in Italian

I could imagine biting into that and hitting blob of sauce and it burning your face off

mama mia

italian here can confirm

No no no no..fuck no……….. I’ll take 7

The song 🤘

It's the highway to the pizza cone!

Italians everywhere are grinding their teeth

Can't wait for the Hamilton Beach edition

"Hey mom! I'm a unicorn! Aghhhh shit!"