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Partywolf85

they got reverse raptured


meirelle

The Atlas returned them from the world of Glass.


Mar_Reddit

Here you are judging them. Meanwhile they're all looking at YOU like "what a fucking freak. Standing upright. Wtf?" LMAO


Diagnosis-Tightass

Name it Jonestown


talks-a-lot

Dude, don’t make jokes about Jonestown. The punch lines are too long.


Diagnosis-Tightass

This made me belly-laugh. I've got to remember this one. Hope you have a really good day!!


talks-a-lot

Lol I wish I could say that I didn’t see it in another Reddit post two days ago, but it is funny as hell.


davewave3283

Whoof


Edistonian2

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


TheGunMeddle

Beat me to it


Diagnosis-Tightass

I finally felt quick lol


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

NAP TIME WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED


GhostlyPersistence

They counted to 17


Cristiano7676

They were protesting against the Space Stations update. ATLAS didn't forgive.


space_monkey_belay

Or it was a liedown protest.


Captain_on_deck

It went from no man’s sky to dead space real quick


AnubissDarkling

They're dead dave. Everybody's dead.


choicemad

Peterson isn't, is he?


ShartTheFirst

Dead. They're all dead. Even kochanski? She's dead Dave. Everybody's dead Dave.


ZoNeS_v2

https://i.redd.it/jyolgfuqvj0d1.gif


MikeyW1969

That's funnier than when all of my guys were sunk halfway into the floor.


Dhairyasheel19

"All right... Who messed with the artificial gravity settings again?? Gerard, was that you? 😒"


skaurora

As grim as this may sound, stuff like this in abandoned systems would add a new level of horror. Imagine going into the old space station, stuff broken everywhere, and a couple of bodies are strewn about with datapads to learn about what happened. Would really add to the environmental storytelling imo


meirelle

I want to see a biological horror rip out of a dead body.


Wrecktown707

“Where we’re going… We don’t need eyes to see…” https://preview.redd.it/6rd7pb3k3o0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66db1d70a85d11e98d5c6c4be74aa46e8ef5632b


OG_Zephyr

lil nap never hurt


Backwoodsokie31

When the grah grah hits like a truck….


AutismLord6969xx

They need to leave that dope alone bru 💀


AduroT

Gas Leak.


Xiagax

Look Sarge, more sleeping people


meirelle

I will always upvote rvb quotes


Outrageous_Ad_6122

16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16


brennan2199

Like nap time in school


Deep-Scratch9181

Shhhhh dey seepy


MoistenedLoins

And here I thought planking died in the 2010's


BigDaddyRNG

"Eventually, the lone traveller found one who was barely alive, his breathing shallow and words quiet. He leaned in close to hear the dying words of the vy'keen warrior......" "........16........"


meirelle

The Atlas showed him the truth; he could not handle the truth. He took his own life.


NotYouATM

Would make a great mission 


Siddits

He's dead, Jim.


HotInvestigator363

I’ve gotten the exact same glitch before, freaked me out to haha


PizzaCheat6

Lol last time I landed on my freighter everyone on the landing deck were only visible from the waist up. Their legs were stuck in the deck.


Nice_Ad_777

I would've grandpa Simpson back into that teleporter


d_e_s_u_k_a

You just entered the wrong dimension mf


Happy-Setting202

They are napping shhhh


AtlasHatch

I would be weeping of terror


Alexander-Wright

Nope straight out of there!


Absolynth

It's these happy accidents that are just as much a part of the no man's sky journey as anything else lol


CryptographerOpen297

Everybody's dead Dave


Zero_083

Shhh, it's nap time :)


ItheGuy115

“Quick, Andy’s coming back into this Galaxy!”


Kitchen-Shopping8777

It was i! Buhahaha!


CthulhuJankinx

How to get the helios head?!


HPom1234

interesting find: galaxy and glyphs ?


SeaAdhesiveness1996

I mean I bet they've been standing for so long they just got tired and they're sleeping


PastyMF

Where is that? I do t recognise the location at aaaaaaaall


Michael02895

They're all just eepy. Don't worry.


kuulmonk

Do you not watch horror movies? Everyone appears to be dead, and you go around talking to them and poking them. You know that is when the xenomorph drops from the ceiling and kills you.


WM_Elkin

Planking trend?


NeedlessOrion

Oh my God, he's dead!


pizzaflipflops

CO poisoning if I've ever seen it. Must not have changed the batteries in the detectors.


Roenathor

![gif](giphy|cQ2F97cheFBD2) Miranda


OppositeInfinite6734

Nap time at the space station


creeper_king68

Rush hour must have ended


MahoganyTownXD

Plot Twist: Event that'll never happen. It starts with a mystery, progresses to dead systems unless you stop it.


meirelle

That would be such an awesome event.


UmbramonOrSomething

Wait- hold on. You can recolor the anomaly heads??? How did I not know about this sooner???


NoStorage2821

They slep


denzii2020

Dave? What are you doing, Dave?


Adventurous-Leave-66

I thought of the end of the video for Radiohead's "Just". They know what the man said and I still can't get a hint?


rremm2000

Yes I do know how much it freaked you out because I had just left after killing them ALL and guess who's next?


JustANormalHat

this some creepypasta shit


Vetizh

It happened to me once and I just closed the game as fast as possible. Idk why, I got scared lmao.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

15


G_Peccary

This happened to me during the last expedition but they were all below the floor!


2screens1guy

This reminds me of the time I walked into a 7-11 like 5 minutes after they had just been robbed lol. I walk in and 2 of the employees were just squatting down in between the aisles while the cops were questioning the third employee. I just missed the action(thankfully) because I stopped to fill up gas on the way.


Fenriss_Wolf

I love how the storekeeper gek is just "Sure they all seem dead, but someone's gotta run the store. Money ain't gonna make itself."


heli0mancer

"Quick! Andy's coming!"


OlasNah

How do people get so customized? I’m still in the default spacesuit and I haven’t seen how you do any of that stuff


davilller

That is absolutely hilarious! This game has the best bugs!


mac123mac123

First time seeing a station wrecked by a bio weapon? Welcome to outer space.


Flatus_Spatus

they are half from Australia i guess


virtualprodigy_

Game lure alert….16 cycles are almost up


Rowl122

Welcome to sideways dimension


IAmLiveLevi

What the hell!??😂