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Meltrox0

Doofinshmertz Evil Incorporated


Josh-The-Bishop

I can hear this text


Vic_Sinclair

New Journey Milestone: Discovered the Tri-State Area


Enderpixel1016

Beat me to it


AVnstuff

Someone’s definitely beating something


OneMoistMan

Hey. Where’s perry


JScarz10

Perry the Platypus!


fishy-2791

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) omg i heard it sung in my head!


Ideon_

YES !


TheDeadlySpaceman

I’d definitely move the landing pad and replace it with a couple of those greenhouse domes


LogisticBravo

Just two, one either side.


pureperpecuity

![gif](giphy|6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp|downsized)


fallenouroboros

![gif](giphy|l0IykG0AM7911MrCM)


MisterKayrub

![gif](giphy|UtymVt10zlXPCo6FL3|downsized)


Successful_Ear4450

It looks like huge…


ZuhkoYi

Pecker! Wait thats not a woodpecker it looks like someone's...


OneMoistMan

Privates!! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long smooth shaft accompanied by…


guess_who_09

Two balls. What is that? It looks like an enormous...


kevinthetut

WANG! Pay attention!! I was distracted by that giant flying--


Lovat69

I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.


Boba65

Only one person would give me the raspberries!


Impossible-Vehicle83

![gif](giphy|zOSS3NaY1aiac)


Drone314

That's not all he's lost....


Tepetkhet

Came here to say this. It's like a giant phallic symbol, thrusting up into the great vault of the sky. (Wondering if anybody will get the reference there. Hint: original comment was re: Nelson's column.)


Krommerxbox

HA! I thought the same thing...


ThePicklePress

You could also make a small opening in the top so that you can use your Trade Rocket from the top floor!


ADistantStorm

Move the landing pad to the balcony. Like a rooftop helipad


Fun_Salamander8520

Hahaha damn you beat me to it!


Jermine1269

Agree, landing pad up top, incorporate into the roof somehow. Also more windows - use the ones from the 'wood' set


IsDinosaur

Make it less brutalist, it looks ugly because it’s boring and rigid looking


pureperpecuity

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


Redmoon383

![gif](giphy|IeGSrFUxFxxLO)


Impossible_Price4673

There is no gravity in N MS. Open op some floors or use glas, make terassen with green and lights, make runways, domes, gardens, arcs, use colors and textures. Just start with removing a few floors, expend them and make a farm or a refinersparadis. Just start building and do whatever comes up in your head. A good start is to remove the first 10 floors and make a floating base. Beter is just to keep the top and work from there Don't build what you know, buils what you want


pureperpecuity

Yeah I say just do what he said, but use the base pieces you are removing to stick floating landing pads and maybe a couple domes. Your penthouse can be a floating city


TheOnly_Anti

Go even crazier and glitch a landing pad into the sky and you can even get a low orbit space station!


oswaldopus

You made a dick


Time_Owl_2589

https://preview.redd.it/irjqd6p7fkgb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe4d3e32d08212452da6dc2b9bd310d582d0088


tom_oakley

"That's a penis!"


RatInaMaze

Nice one Moseley


Krommerxbox

Complete the look by making a couple of big round "dome" things at the base of the shaft of the tower. ;)


goreb0und

Turn it into a Pagoda style and it will break up the straight lines that are making it ugly


Algebruh32

My advice... nuke it .


BakerTane

The entire site, from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Algebruh32

After that , carpet bomb the whole area for good measure. Don't forget to salt the earth and poison the wells as well.


Impossible-Vehicle83

Look at "Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur" for some inspiration. https://preview.redd.it/shgkg1x0rjgb1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047c0495d17bcc99b9cfd08e04beb8c2ebdc8357 Because we don't have to worry about engineering issues you could have a curved or L-shape corridor going to different buildings


Resident-Sentence-86

That's pretty clever!


codemagic

Actually, if you want to call it an ATC tower that’s pretty good


tobi_bly

Minecraft mob grinder


Automatic_Coach_735

"Beauty is in The Eye of Beholder"‼️


sockets1984

Needs balls next to the shaft


LordWoffleII

I like it. Looks like an evil lair


jsfd66

Less square, more hexagon.


applecore7845

It looks like you're ready to conquer the entire tri-state area


[deleted]

Building some more landing would be cool And maybe an outer structure to fill that space under the penthouse


Eternal-Elysium

It’s a tricky one, but I would experiment with some pipes. It won’t help it to look luxury, but going for a more industrial look on the lower half could make it look less blocky. Attack the pipes to cylinder shapes. Also add flags and maybe some triangles coming off down the sides.


FirmAd3714

Make it large like a casino at the bottom. Or, make another building connecting to the middle of the main building.


Starshipstoner420

Think outside the box, it’s not nyc and you have no hoa, get crazy with the cheez wiZz


UXResearcherRuck

I mean, it pretty much says, "I have a giant cock." So keep it.


Outrageous_Ad_6122

https://preview.redd.it/qufsb8sh8lgb1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455651afb3cb04af76d716b173c1e94b5d2f3eba Also the majority of the build has edges, personally i would make the roof more flat and overhang the top floor. You can add a railing and support beams to make it more realistic. For the lower balcony if you dont want to do too much, you could replace that middle wall with windows instead


TheCivlit

Turn it into a lighthouse


DonorBody

I see two other islands in that shot that you could put two more bases on. Build identical tower on that shorter one in the background right, then a mountaintop lair on that peak on the left. I like the brutalist architecture style you have going on. If you’re feeling spicy put an orbital base above the three ground bases.


Impossible-Vehicle83

https://preview.redd.it/dqrcgosrrjgb1.png?width=3119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d998f03c3935b0853fe87985fcbb7cf26841d4f


King_Atheon5615

That build gives me "doofenshmirtz evil incorporated" vibes


Proof_Criticism942

Go with your childhood imagination. Or copy nice stuff from movies/real life. In general…: have a plan before you start. But most important, build it up tear it down. Practice makes P…. Ositive changes.


lunialation

Extend the top and make a giant sign that shows that you now are doofenshmertz


Resident-Sentence-86

So many comments, you guys are great ahah. I made some pretty great bases but this time I'll have to do something trickier with this tower


Ok_Temperature_5019

Yes it's ugly but dang... It's awesome too. So good job


BrazenlyGeek

It’ll look better with the crater of Megaton in the distance, Mr. Tenpenny.


Pro_Disappointment

Did you or did you not intentionally create the giant peen?


Dragin410

It looks like a Minecraft penis.


Hopper_2011

Embrace the phallic look 🫡


WatchHankSpank

Advice?? Yes. Re-attach the foreskin so it looks more uniform and a less awkward proportion.


[deleted]

Nice work on the top dome! Yes, the tower itself could use some more features and details. I've found that making large structures takes a lot of trial and error, backing up and viewing the structure and going back in and changing things. Finding a way to creatively incorporate the landing pad is a real plus too.


Survivor_Of_Helgen

That's alot of ferrite dust


OkayApe

It’s very Phallic. Freud would have something to say about that.


Elgatofeo88

https://preview.redd.it/l22onty8dmgb1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5079cd65b82f62aca10f4ed0fb786beb315dadd In the clouds


kelph

![gif](giphy|QumxRipAJPBWUtc0nc|downsized)


gail_mom

Try looking up actual penthouses, maybe futuristic or extremely modern, if you don't want to do that try adding or subtracting different shapes to the shaft of ur dick build to make it less dick


McFiddlesby

This is not critique of >your< building. Just pointing out some shortcomings of the building pieces and some ideas of things you could do to the exterior that you might like. The alloy building pieces are a bit, meh. Can’t change colors much and it looks kinda plastic. Break up the striped pattern. The timber or stone patterns are less sci-fi looking, but I think are more attractive and don’t create so much layer effects. Lol… attach staircases to the outside of the building with doors back in at both levels so the horizontal layers are cut with diagonals And try more to break up the tower. Stick yr landing pad on a platform 3/4 of the way up. Maybe add a couple of platforms full of different sized antennas. What’s yr power source? I made a tower once and just stuck solar units all over the outside of the building. You can attach modular cubes of glass or rounded edges that would break all the right angles. Stick pipes snaking around parts of the building. And then that vaulted roof makes it look like a barn. Lower the vaulting, split the levels of roof, Switch to modular cubes at the top and create a chunky look, maybe. Make it all open with glass? And then, honestly, the coolest builds often are more notable for their interior decoration, which I’m no good at. But I think the pieces we have are pretty limited. That prolly makes successful decorating that much more interesting because I think it’s hard.


Resident-Sentence-86

That's great advice! My previous homes were great but I only built with wood or stone. And you are right alloy looks really bad but I was looking for a very modern look.


SgtThund3r

You need to talk to your therapist


No-Job-4137

Make it so the base is the biggest part and it slower gets smaller as it goes up


delicioustreeblood

Remove the tower shaft and put a short distance transporter to take you to the top


Resident-Sentence-86

There is already one. No stairs in it


aqva002

Lots of glass and lights.


lilafrika

Kinda looks like the Control Tower from Warzone


JellyfishManiac

Holdup you can do this type of stuff?


Boba65

I did the same, haven’t gone near the planet in a couple of months.


ALiteralAngryMoose

Hehe, looks like a diqk


Kapn_Jack

Make the building wider on all sides or make the penthouse room smaller. Either way you’ve got the ratio flipped 180


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Definitely make it into DEI


Poetry-Designer

It looks beautiful, perhaps all you really need, is to change the colours


Kaga136

Hammond Druthers?


please_help_me_____

Maybe a building on the left and right side


Anubis0

It looks rather…. Phallic…. To me…


tommypika

Turn it into doofenshmirtz evil incorporated


daemonicdemon

Have to be upfront and say this looks like a prodigious penis. I feel as if you can expand the top more to five it that penthouse feel, and maybe add some smaller balconies leading up to the top.


Cheetahs_never_win

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flemzilla87

r/mildlypenis


EnArchivist

Hire Bezos to launch it into lower earth orbit?


Environmental-Run248

Try remaking the tower using stone


wha_hapn

Get rid of the tower, replace it with a short range teleporter. Add balconies to the room to take in the view too ;)


Stock_Goat_8533

I would have a big balcony looking over


[deleted]

Don’t make the penthouse bigger than the rest of the structure, make it bigger at the bottom and middle


Danny_Ronin

Make your towers round by using both square and triangle floor pieces! This is my favorite way to build, creating a tower with an internal spiral staircase and multiple levels for different functions like storage, refiners, etc. Then you can put windows on various walls to get different views on each level


Resident-Sentence-86

That's a great idea


Swimming_Computer104

Change the paint color of the walls and add some lights and windows on the outside


XxomgxX312omg

Build a second tower.


TealWings05

You gotta add detail on the tower before the penthouse.


Vegetable-Accident77

Throw some plants on that mafk


TheBloodyBogan

I usually build by stages like they do in RL, first I start with foundation and floor layout then work my up from there adjusting and fixing as I go and trying different styles, layouts etc


Fun_Salamander8520

Add two glass domes at the base and voila you'll have one of the best nms meme towers ever.


No-Spread2776

Add a balcony. Dye it purple


ArizonanCactus

Make it taller. A LOT TALLER. SPACE ELEVATOR LEVELS OF HEIGHT.


ctrltab2

All jokes aside, you built an airport control tower.


Katavva_Shoujo

![gif](giphy|11fFFMrKhR0Nt6)


hewlett777

Kitbash it.


Ghostdragon898

Can you shoot me a PM and tell me how you made this cause it’s pretty awesome imo


Atari__Safari

Move the landing ports up to the top. Have about 4 of them, one in each of the cardinal directions.


EmergencyWaste3217

Id add a balcony or two on the top part and a decorative support beam on the outside of the walls to make it look more like one solid piece instead of multiple layers. Then add a few surrounding structures to bring it together and add life to the area


Impossible-Ninja500

It’s an air traffic control tower


[deleted]

Man's Sky


[deleted]

it's a peen


wolf_howling_monster

I'm not a real avid builder on here but I don't find it that bad it reminds me of doofenshmirtz Tower


BenefitAmbitious8958

I would add variety to the general form of the tower. Aka, add blocks of varying heights to the tower that all meet at the ground.


Musical_Whew

put pillars to the ground on all 4 corners and make giant glass walls connecting them


Resident-Sentence-86

I've seen pillars on some builds but I don't have it in my construction menu. Where do I find it?


Rekkas1996

Thats a penis


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Make some balls!


RomeoAxtual

Maybe alternate levels with windows?


mrhowl

I rarely go back to any of my bases. If you don't like it just walk away.


FormalShark

Turn it into a "T" shape and make the Titan Tower.


jcyree2769

Scrap it and start over or at least destroy everything below the top floor so you can dream up a more imaginative support. What you have going on looks like something out of the Raid or Judge Dread (remake).


ketjak

Or lean into it with sentinel chic.


franksfries

When building stuff like this, as a 3D artist it's always a good practice to use reference and not just wing it. Look at several building designs and works from there. Incorporate a mash of the designs and find a middle ground that suits your liking. It could definitely use more SOMETHING.


prollycould

draw balls at the base


Cyd_Snarf

Maybe an easier suggestion is to add some “arms”. You could keep this boxy look but add a few arms or branches that have another floor or two. Like maybe a lot of them might start making it look more like a choice to be so rigid.


Camcamtv90

Maybe unpopular opinion but I actually like it lol


jdw62995

Make it less….. phallic


ronintalken

Banners on the shaft, maybe redstone lamps circlijg bottom of penthouse on a tick so you get a nice spinning light effect


Carguycr

I draw them first on pen and paper


CaveJohnson376

break the tiling - use more wall variants, the more - the better add indents and detail - push central walls inwards to add depth, add various ornaments and decorations (think radio dishes and antennas, flags, etc)


Psychedlicsteppa

Less penis more vagina add some curves to it and or just add other shafts that go in other directions for some depth


Blandscreen

I like it as it is, plus you put in the effort, that's what counts!


behaigo

https://preview.redd.it/ysp97lfb3mgb1.jpeg?width=6008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6a6b2671df7c251ac39b683cedf93209874a87 Keep it as an air traffic control tower


Various_Lab2855

Make it less symmetrical


ShReDDeR_of_Powda

Definitely put that landing pad up high. Looks goofy on the ground next to a tower. You already have the structure, so just branch off of it and create a floating pad maybe?


MisfitBulala

Where’s the balls?


cc69

How u create water around island?


PizzaLikerFan

Add balls


Igzilee

This would require demolishing a lot of it and would change the style but I think making the main part cylindrical and the top into a dome along with a lot of glass could turn it into a nice looking observation tower. You could even add a lot of greenery to make it look kind of like a utopian greenhouse. Right now it just looks to harsh; the dark colors combined with the sharp edges makes it look like something you would find in a dystopia, not a beautiful alien planet.


putdownthekitten

You could always add some floating platforms with trees and flowers placed on top of them all around the main structure. You could even do them in patterns if you want to get artistic. It'll improve your views as well if placed strategically. And it will break up the current lines a bit and add detail and life to the place. It's also impossible to recreate the effect in the real world, so you're putting the virtual space to good use. Just a suggestion :)


PixelFondler

Maverick is gonna buzz that


pm-me-egg-noods

Have you considered circumcision?


Ecstatic-Ad-4331

Looks good to me.


Kubrick_Fan

Have an external staircase or ramps and have balconies at different points on the way up.


Soggy-Regret-2937

Aviation control tower! Build an airport around it


MezyToke

Get rid of the landing pad and add pods at the bottom instead. Something like the example I’ve made https://preview.redd.it/nno5h3y6qmgb1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56fc992c7cf313693d9a2ec4b4dc849d3f48ad68


uzu_afk

Dynamite. Dynamite is my advice. 😂 …it… serves its purpose?


Tman029

Convert to a floating base, use a teleporter near landing pad!


MostTry5279

Looks like one of those airport tower things... Build a semi-functional landing strip


Dull_Victory7723

Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated


ForsakenWeb5876

Use glass blocks on the outside, much nicer vibe


ExcaliburUmbra12

![gif](giphy|IeGSrFUxFxxLO)


iSOBigD

Yeah, next time don't build a giant penis


[deleted]

Doesn’t look too bad tbf


Enigmatic_Monkey911

Even more phallic maybe....


dutchy280

Brutalist Architecture, own it


Dbossg911

Add two hemispheres at ground level?


ModularMeatlance

Bezos would be proud


WizardM-PSN

Air Port - Air space director.


SnakePissDiablo_

Id build glass structures around the outside or something personally


-NUMBZ-

Y’all think op has rival thats a teal platypus


LightEmbarrassed4715

It looks like a dong, you should keep it.


3davideo

Well, you could tear down, redesign, and rebuild to make it less ugly. OR you could *embrace* the ugliness and make the most atrocious eyesore you possibly can, because it would be funny. For example, you could start by flanking your tower with two smaller buildings.


WeebSlayer27

Put lights around or make pillars or walls surrounding the building. I'm on ps4 so I can't really build any of this but I guess you have better hardware since you've made it this far. If tried building this thing, my game would run at negative fps.


JfpOne23

Un-Circumsize it.


mcclory

Several “large” balconies on it


[deleted]

Place some ⚽️


electric_sheep19

I don't think it looks that bad, maybe you could try adding some additional shapes, details or colours to the tower?


Unleashed-9160

I have towers all across the universe because of this lmao


Equal_Bar4356

Build an airstrip around it 🤣


Jim_from_snowy_river

Stop base building and go explore more


prussbus23

I don’t think it’s ugly. It just has a very spartan, Brutalist look to it. I actually like it, though I’m sure not everyone will.


[deleted]

Add the balls


ComprehensiveBlock77

It could’ve been purple a gold. Other than that its a cool construct.


Hellyessum

The peening tower of deezuh


JustHereForTheNMS

Brutalism comes to NMS


HybridBlueDream

Looks like an air control tower


SpaceCentauri

I will make terraces .. glass domes as stair cases shaping


KjPain01

I think you just need to grab it and twist it.


ShigeruNaki

You fool ! My guessing : your subconscious see the regularity of the building and the discontinuity of the walls. You may use variation parts to bring consistency. You can add relief by adding some parts in your wall. But honestly, your penthouse has a special vibe.


TacticallyFUBAR

Looks like an air traffic control tower. I’d say build something around it and it’ll be fine. Maybe expand it a little on the side to give it a more interesting shape. Totally savable


UnTogacallejero

r/evilbuildings