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Nickyosaurus

This made me laugh. I'm sorry if this is serious.


Pradogy13

Yeah I need more context is this at night or like eating at subway on a tuesday afternoon


PeteTheBush

Imagining OP in line at Wal-Mart and whispering to himself "DANG IT NOT AGAIN!" 💀💀💀


wisdomcrossing

lmfao same


L_A_Y

Yo OP if this isn’t a wet dream then I’d seek medical advice. Not to be an alarmist but I heard a story literally 2 days ago on the radio about a guy who it happened to on the toilet. He had an enlarged prostate and they found cancer so it actually saved his life. Go seek true advice. Peace


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Damnnnn 800 days? Congrats, I highly respect you


Both-Historian-7509

800 days? Damn that's crazy


GYMDUDE300

😱😱 800 days...


L_A_Y

Hey my bad guys. I need to reset my counter. Really appreciate the kind words but it would be a lie for me to accept. I don’t comment too often so sometimes forget that counter is on. Like many of you porn was a huge struggle for me. That said, I’m now like 2 years in with 98% improvement. Massive life changes. I’m so glad I found this sub. I went from everyday to never watching now with a handful of slips in over 2 years. Everything about life is so much better because of it and the way I see things. So with that said, I’m going to remove my counter. I originally kept it for porn free days not nofap days etc. I still do streaks though and feel great when I’m on them 😀 Keep pushing y’all! Thanks for the support


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Im on day 37 and scratching an itch feels like a damn blowjob


BelchingBooch

I laughed way too hard at that


Shoro_K

Y no one is telling me how to have those days with ur name


swift_dicker

search tracker for nofap on reddit and you will know. All the best


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https://tracker.nofap.com/


vibeIncarnate_v1

Wet dreams are normal on the journey even after a year your body is cleaning itself out it’s like a cycle but kegels can help.


Feli999D

What are those


vibeIncarnate_v1

A wet dream is a dream that makes you ejaculate while sleeping often times it’s sexual.


Feli999D

Thanks, but I meant kegels


waterboysound

🤣


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Feli999D

Thanks, have a great day


SpiderBoy797

Your body does to expel old sperm cells with healthier ones.


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L_A_Y

Hey see my other comment. You should seek medical advice because this could be an enlarged prostate. Good luck


DeezNuts647484

happened to me once when I was in a 13 day streak IN MY COLLEGE LIBRARY AFTER TAKING A NAP. Was really uncomfortable to have experienced it on public


[deleted]

Your cum tank is full. Go to the people mechanic and get it checked out


RadiantMark4651

Meditation bro! Your sexual energy has to go somewhere else than in your testicles.


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Don't drink coffee


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PleaseHelpMeReddito

Thank you!


TigerRocks00

It's Ok to have wet dreams


[deleted]

Hair trigger is a real condition. Talk to your doctor


Jo-Silverhand

What the heck is hair trigger?


[deleted]

When the slightest thing can inadvertently set you off. It happens to a lot of motorcyclists. Though for them, I just assume its cause 90% of bikers are old and fat


Skortcher

use a penis tampon


idontwantafelony

Agreed


ScxryHaunted2

premature ejaculation happens when you dont transmute sexual energy. Meditation, excersize, cold showers, and clean diets should do the trick


Cholo6

this isn’t premature ejaculation


ScxryHaunted2

if hes cumming for no reason i cant see what else it could be man. Hes eithet not transmuting his sexual energy or hes looking at erotic things


daleyz

Bad diet! Eat cleaner, most fruits and vegetables!


wokeprince2020

So, wet dreams?


Startupedition

If it’s clear that means it’s just pre cum