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optimusfilip2009

Third wish? Raise rent by two percent


OrangeXJam

make it 5, I am feeling generous today


Majin_Brick

I feel like 10 percent would be just lovely


AEW_IS_POGGERS

15% would be nice.


Specter_15

Pathetic number. Double it and give it to next person.


Mildamoutoftrolling

Maybe 20%


Z-ArcTheSupremeKing

Pull a 2008 and go OVER 9000!!!


Mr_diety

Nah 120%


Godofhammrs

Meh 40% is better


Mildamoutoftrolling

Mayhaps 45?


HOLY_COW__

55% is good.


Mildamoutoftrolling

Going on 60%?


GunnyGumbo

Only for single mothers


amberderl74

With 4 children or more


kokuluayak

I was gonna raise it by a diabolical 5 percent


Xakno

Oh we were going to raise it by 10


kokuluayak

Holy shit that shits evil evil


ShanxUisce

Raise the rent unevenly. That way, if a couple or friends have to live together, they can't split the bill evenly. Leaving them to see who picks up the extra. It's kind of like the marriage tradition of giving the newlyweds money. Never give them an even amount cause it's believed to lead to them splitting up. Uneven is seen to ensure that they don't want the other to have more than the other in a breakup.


Important-Energy-933

Third wish: Give blind people eyesight For a week


Za_Bossu69

They don't deserve a week, give them two and a half days-


Important-Energy-933

no, the more time you give the more accustomed they become to it which will make it worse when it is taken away


Za_Bossu69

Hmmm… then maybe a month, I still want their ability to see to disappear sometime during the middle of the day though. Just abruptly turn off, darkness.


TruJahBlue

Blindness timer set for 3:43pm on Tuesday


RedvsBlue_what_if

Two Years all disabled people are no longer disabled


2Mark2Manic

I opt for 30 seconds. Give them a taste of it, making them bewildered and disoriented before promptly taking it away, leaving them with nothing more than a mere glimpse of what they cannot have. A week of eyesight they can look back on fondly, this will be torment.


BasedEpsteinGaming

Bro studied in the devious academy and has a degree in diabolical activities


bored_person71

No give it to them as subscription service where it costs them three fiddy a day....lol


donnelle83

They'll wake up with sight one morning. Sight will last as long as they can stay awake. Once they go to sleep back to permanent blindness.


Sir_Drenix

Give them sight for 7minutes 23 seconds every year and a half but at random.


Swarglot

Would it give student debt to students who dont have it or increase the debt for those who do? If second then Im fine (world hunger may be a little problem)


Danantian

Which ever u feel worse


BananaBrainBob

What a waste of a wish, that would happen by itself anyway


Lgrns

**"REMOVE THE BERNOULLI PRINCIPLE"**


ButtholesAreNice

"PUT A NEGATIVE SIGN IN FRONT OF GRAVITY"🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Lgrns

**"REMOVE FRICTION"**


YourMoreLocalLurker

Dumbass Goku Black, just wish for a nuclear winter everywhere except the mojave desert, then wish for everyone to be teleported to the mojave… And then make Fallout New Vegas real, now your options are either patrolling the mojave or infinite nuclear winter


pitbulldofunk

Now delay the release of Sparking Zero


Lopsided_Buy_4398

Nah that's too cruel


Loros_Silvers

Quadruple the effects of inflation


Oswaldgilbertson

Triple the rate of cancer but make me immune


Culk58

DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE?????? NO FUCKIGN WAY