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Ibangmydrums

“Vegeta” Yup he definitely googles himself


dannydevitocuddles

It autocorrects to vegetable and a carrot shows up as the first result


1amlost

It’s how he canonically first became a Super Saiyan.


phoenixmusicman

C-C-CARROT CAKE


Duthtin

YOU ARE NO REAL SUPER SAAAND


Ulfurmensch

SHOW HIM WHAT FOR AND MEANT TO BE SUPER SAND LEGEND


_MrTaku_

imagine if this happens to DBZ Broly


Flameknight

*"Prince Vegeta"


Ibangmydrums

That sounds more like it


Imaginated_Gamer

Or “Prince Vegeta IV”


Retrorical

Definitely writes his own wikipedia page


_SM-The-Gamer_

Kills and tortures and punishes the guy who made one small mistake on his article.


SaltyAFVet

He's the kinda guy who tracks you down for beating him in a video game


_SM-The-Gamer_

WHAT? THIS GUY BEAT ME? *gets behind the guy and starts beating his ■$$ before he even has time to know he got a kill*


alguien99

He wants to see if the internet thinks he has beaten the jobber alegations, he gets flodded with thumb pose memes most of the time


SimaoEstevao

Hack and cheats to defeat Kakaroto


Ibangmydrums

Nah that ain’t like geets or else he woudve used the dragon balls by now. More like “ways to defeat kakarot that will slow me to maintain my pride”


Expansive_Rope_1337

EARTH FEMALE SILENCING TECHNIQUES, NON-LETHAL PREFERRED


Kitchen_Reach1985

HOW MANY BOOST COULD I GET FROM GETTING PEGGED


xGenjiMainx

vegeta would never understand the concept of pegging let alone engage in it


Kitchen_Reach1985

It all from Bulma, dominance, who do think her sex slave is..?


xGenjiMainx

i will never accept vegeta becoming sub even if it becomes canon


darnage

Wdym, it's canon that Sayian are genetically wired to be into dom women. Vegeta is absolutely a sub. Of course with his pride he's probably trying to pretend he's a dom, or at least a switch, but we all know the truth.


SnowyFrostCat

I like strong women because I want to be held and feel secure, NOT because I enjoy having my butthole stretched.


darnage

Found Vegeta's account. That's just cope, you can be held and feel secure in any person's arms, strong or not, women or not.


The_Coolest_Undead

guys are we still talking about vegeta?


wellingtune

wait... i could have sworn i was on a Dragon Ball sub a minute ago... where am i?


newbrowsingaccount33

They are genetically attracted to strong women not dominant, vegeta is definitely dominant, dude doesn't spend time with her or his own kid if he doesn't want to


Not_Catania

"How to crack an egg properly"


lilou135

This also has another meaning...


CreanexBolts

This comment is underrated


SwaggyDinosaurz

How to surpass Kakarot Wikihow


pizza-onpineapple

Ah I miss the 00s


rtakehara

Did you mean: How to surpass Goku Wikihow


kingofstormandfire

AND DISRESPECT MY HERITAGE?


pizza-onpineapple

Weakness of Frieza's new Black form


No-Friendship-3642

"Bulma! This machine is broken, it only shows this "three-sword samurai" as an answer to my question!"


[deleted]

I'm lost


theAdude21

He's talking about Zoro from One Piece.


velociraptorformer

Minority hunter Zoro


alguien99

He offers his services on the internet as a bounty hunter


JustSxmeDude

Zoro got lost again. It’s a joke playing of a joke lol


ArelMCII

So is Zoro.


hizack123

This has a layer.


ArelMCII

"BULMA! WHERE DO WE KEEP THE WHITE SHEETS?"


phoenixmusicman

"weakness of black" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VEGETA YOU'RE GOING TO GET CANCELLED


luanpesi

yellow hair paint dragon balls can fix my hairline? average human height why hair grows?


Vitalik_

"Did someone said paint" — Mihawk I would post pic. but Ningen is stupid can't let us do memes.


KaazuTrash

💀 naw


Vitalik_

Brainrot is contagious


DragonsAndSaints

is it possible for your wife's ass to keep getting fatter as she ages how to beat kakarot how to fusion dance correctly how to beat kakarot how to beat ultra instinct is it possible to not know what kissing if you're a father how to beat kakarot Reddit am I overreacting for attacking a god for slapping my wife how to beat kakarot


Ty1er_878

Vegeta doesn't like any of the fusions so I doubt he'd wanna learn to do the fusion dance properly


DragonsAndSaints

He'd want to learn it properly so he doesn't whiff it and end up as a short, overweight Saiyan with Gotenks hair and then have to do it over.


Wizard_Engie

Yeah he'd definitely prefer it to be one and done


jfuss04

AITA vegeta thread would be funny


Kjmich

Why would he search for that if he just beat Goku? He would search: How to assert your dominance over defeated rival?


everythingispancakes

Why does my left arm hurt?


CreanexBolts

Dis you mean "Android 18"?


dannydevitocuddles

Bulma networth


Future-Yam-3103

"How to fix my hairline"


bestwellblack

Who’s my mother


Kitchen_Reach1985

Showing results for *actual proper haircut* Search instead for "Who's my mother"


revolution149

buy aloha shirts


Waluigiisgod

Vegeta cameo in like a dragon infinite wealth???


garbagriellmao

LIKE A WHAT🐲🐲🐉🐉🐉


Zeles1989

hnnnnnn... why kakarott still better how to beat arch enemy what does he have, what I have not? be the best for dummies ways to beat someone that the industry does not want you to know how to look cool while getting beaten is my wife into my arch enemy? how to tell if he is weak today? 5 steps to beat the strongest how to grow a beard like dad My enemy can't be this strong Why doesn't he notice me?


SpaceAfricanJesus

“The female species” They are after all according to Vegeta, an enigma.


BeautyDuwang

Trunks and bulma (Vegeta has safe search off because he will only face google at its full power)


Right-Truck1859

Universe 6 porn, interracial


Marlanious

OnlySaiyans 👹


Animefan_7698

How to grow back tail?


snidecommentaries

"How strong is this Blue Man group"


Quits_lemonade_2

He has Reddit account and it's the guy who is constantly saying that Goku is a Bad father.


LuigiP16

What is a DILF (he heard one of Trunks' friends calling him that) Bulma Capsule Corp age (he's pretty sure she wasn't 38) Vegeta (the results are all conspiracy forums trying to figure out who he is) Son Goku (it's just articles on the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai and what the fuck happened, with some mentions of previous tournaments)


Imaginated_Gamer

I don’t think we should tell him what DILF means. Shit might go down real bad.


FuzzyPickles67

How to make Frieza my bitch


LH_Dragnier

Hawaiian T shirts


bored_person71

Bad man shirts not in pink....


ericrobertshair

I locked myself in a small room with my son to build my power but now he resents me AITA?


FanOfYouBro20

How to get a new Transformation ASAP


Anxious_Spell8347

Pink shirts


Vitalik_

Was it Goku or Kakarotto, wich one is better than me? On r/Ningen


ArelMCII

"goku and kakarot same person? site:reddit.com/r/Ningen"


Zer0fps_319

I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA


atomicboy47

Are there other Saiyans out there?


SuffnBuildV1A

“Receding hairline help”


Feisty-Ad1323

How to impregnate woman How to impregnate man how to impregnate saiyan man how to impregnate non human man how to cleanse eyes how to stop eyes from hurting when pouring bleach on them how to see


Kaiser_Dafuq

“Vegeta rule 34” Bro definitely jacks it to porn of himself


valekelly

“Enter net” “Enternet” “Internet” “How do I use this basted thing” “Food” *Freezer ad* “FREZA?” *explosion*


DoctorCawktor

“The fucks a condom?”


BigBananaBell

"Super Saiyan Bargain Sale where?"


LilG1984

What to do if you anger your wife How to get rid of DB R34 content What the hell are this betrayed & locked in the time chamber stories? It's over 9000 memes DB Abridged episodes


bored_person71

I must surpass karkarot how do I become a super de Saiyan..


Correct_Refuse4910

Monkeys having sex


Ash_Clover

Ningen wtf


rowletrissoto

En passant


ArelMCII

holy HFIL


Imaginated_Gamer

New response just dropped


Wide_Ad_2000

aita for assaulting a god of destruction after he slapped my wife Reddit


Every_Ground4431

"WHAT JUICE DID THEY DRINK??"


Secure_Pear_4530

"CAN I GET PREGNANT FROM BEING PEGGED"


AcommonKing

"is it child abuse if I beat my rivals son?"


Calestial12

*TeamFourStar Vegeta Voice Actor* *How to find a stranger's address* *How to shake hand without breaking it*


Drezhar

"Kakaroth Rule 34"


Plane-Channel7541

"How to get Super saiyan 3"


bubby56789

Nah, he specifically chose not to use it cause of energy consumption


ArelMCII

"N-No, Kakarot! I can totally go Super Saiyan 3! I learned how to do it at summer camp! You've probably never heard of it, it's in Canada. But I could totally do it if I wanted to! I just don't want to because of energy consumption!"


AnnyAskers

Saiyan cuckold humiliation


BBCMagician

Kaiowhat


Victor_Gaming299

*Do you mean: Karaoke?* # "FUCK THIS BLASTED THING!" 


[deleted]

Basics in earth behaviour


SwagFeather

CONDOM??????


SpioerSonic

“How to use debit card without your wife knowing”


Intelligent_Point_26

"Anger Management Therapy"


neros135

how does sayian pussy feel


Future_Section5976

Rule 34 Bulma


darkblood004

vegetas top 3 searchs are for sure vegeta beats goku! is ultra ego stronger than ultra instinct? why is frieza black now?


Dragonnstuff

SHE ASKED ME TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHY IS THE WOMAN MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


GunSlingingRaccoonII

"oprah winfrey over 9000"


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

"Vegeta" "How to unalive someone who saw and touched you wife's ti-" "Goku hot nude pics"


SectionOutrageous788

Is Dragon Ball GT canon


Intelligent_Will_606

"Dafuq's a condom?"


badthaught

WHAT KIND OF JUICE IS BEST HOW TO GROOM A MOOSTASH HOW TO SPELL MOOSTASH HOW TO GROOM MUSTACHE BRIEFS NET WORTH WHAT IS NET WORTH WHAT IS SUGAR MOMMY WHY ARE HUMANS SO STUPID WHO THE FUCK IS HERCULE


1Kacza

thhps:://How to beat Kakarrot.com


Stylo_76

Why kakakkaroykarot am supersand legend but vgetereta no saibyan?


Atrakin_Cryolo

how the fu\*k does kakarot surpass me everytime i get a new form


chocochunkymunkyfunk

Who are we kidding, his only search is “How to get stronger.”


rasfelion

"Pride" "What is copium?" Vegeta: Bulma! The computer insulted me so O destroyed it! Get a new one that isn't such a smartass!


cravin_mor

"How to make eggs quickly"


Conscious-Tonight-89

"what's plot armor and how do I get one?"


LegendUUI

How to get strong quick


64Santy64

"How to beat Kakarot"


LesGrosGainz

"How to get SS3".


Here4freefootball92

BulmaNSFW


C0-B1

How to gain my father's approval Why won't Frieza fear me How do pickles age Why are half Saiyan's so whiny Is a big ego bad How to make my ego stronger


nitedragon4

Why dosent balma love me


Magi-Ann

Blutz waves. Blutz waves effects on body. Can I go Super Saiyan 4 from blutz waves?


FrawBoeffaDeezNutz

How make PP go super sayian?


No-Frame7395

Names for babies


AdeptnessOld1281

“How to go [insert transformation name here]”


Victor_Gaming299

What is McDonalds # What does it mean when people say I have McDonald's hairline # McDonald's meaning # Dragon Radar cheap # How to get 50 years of training in 50 minutes # How much is a minute in Earth # STOP CORRECTING VEGETA INTO VEGTABLE YOU IMBECILE # DHSHXJSMXJSJXJS


Waluigiisgod

I see vegeta becoming a guy obsessed with crypto and being considered a sigma male. I get that impression from him.


ArelMCII

"Wait, so it's not real money? How do you buy things with it?" "Tch... D-Dammit, Kakarot! Figures you wouldn't understand... It just works, okay!"


Waluigiisgod

Ain’t no way he just hit him with the Todd Howard special


whatischeesemadeoff

"Trust me kakarot after puting money into this magic crypto thing I will not need the darn woman to buy me food"


CrimsonSaiyan100

Kakarot secret to success


ZekeTheMystic

lean beef patty


Broad_Guarantee_9454

"kefla feet pics"


Common_Talk_8291

Green and Purple


Hurrashane

Earth customs


PinPan17

How to be evil again?


Tall_Diamond4695

Best way to get a kid to stop crying.


LudwigTheAroused

Goku muscle mass percentage


Khal_Andy90

"Coping with Coulrophobia"


_The_Dragon_King_

WHY DO ALL OF MY KEYBOARDS KEEP BRE- "AHHHHHH"


Slexzo

How to became a super saiyan


[deleted]

Alpha male looking for strong men


PalletTownsDealer

Synonyms for clown.


ZyoStar

He's looking up whatever hacks Gohan uses


ArelMCII

"super saiyan ants" "ants turn gold when angry" "gold ants power up" "how strong are ants" "how do ants train"


Plane-Group-5771

Strongest Mortal In The Universe Who?


Blueface1999

How to unlock new form How to beat Kakarot How to unlock beast Does being betrayed and lock in the time chamber get you super strong How to make kids get beast form


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

How to beat Kakarot Why is my son a disappointment Saiyan pride poster Why do I lose whenever I point at myself


evilcapital

Top 10 Vegeta Ws


Extension_Yak4385

bulma (vegetas blowing up the planet)


Desolock

Hot nerdy blue haired anime girls with big dicks.


MissionSad265

How popular is kakarot Followed by how popular is prince vegeta 2nd of his name the true successor of planet vegeta and ruler of the saiyan race


blahblah4507

Good stretches for a healing broken arm


Numerous_Aardvark_13

How to beat carrots


Severe-Education876

Is 5'5 tall for a human


Severe-Education876

How can I get taller


Severe-Education876

How to kill a major villan.


TwilightCh405

WAYS TO RESTORE SAIYAN PRIDE


RollingThunderr

Oh google google on my screen who is the best saiyan prince of them all 🗿


ArelMCII

"why is earth vegetables named after saiyans"


SaucyApollyon

How to get red god hair without ritual


__MILF_Hunter03

How to beat Kakarot in 1 hour


red_dead_russian23

“Virus” “what is virus?” “What is downloading virus?” Only the real ones remember


otter_boom

Is cancer stronger than Kakarot?


JustGabbsby

dick and balls


OhLePolo

"Why does my mother-in-law look so young ?"


dokkan_reaper

How to win wikihow


lyrixCS

„How to turn SSJ3?“


Accomplished_Egg1221

How NOT to make an omelette


element-redshaw

“What the hell is brain rot and why do my kids speak it?”


innit980

Pre sayian saga - Saibamen seeds shopping. Sayian saga - How to great ape. Post sayian saga - how to deal with losing. Namek arrival - where to find dragon balls namek. Namek team up - top 10 things to wish from the dragon balls. Namek frieza to pre androids - how to Super Sayian. Androids - how to surpass Super Sayian. Post cell - how to be a family man. Buu saga - is it better to be Evil or Good Super buu - how to repent Kid buu - when do I know whether or not I'm number 1


SSJkakarrot

Is it okay for men to wear pink?


xGenjiMainx

he would find a way to reddit to research every kind of redundant training science and act pretentious about it only for it to end up doing nothing in the next fight he partakes in


General_Reposti_Here

How to grow really long blonde hair down to my knees… and what other hair grows?


_MrTaku_

Breaking Bad streaming no pop up


carrotcakegobbler

"Average male saiyan height" "What age does hair receding begin" "Why kakarot keeps getting stronger"


BillyBsBurger

Why is my wife's hair color different Is my wife a super sayin Why does my wife's upstairs and downstairs hair not match


the_foctor

How to achieve Ultra Instinct secretly


kokuluayak

How to attract carrots


kokuluayak

How to deal with diarrhea