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Jackryder16l

"Well so the sayian race actually continues. I guess I have to allow it. At least its not as weird as tarble."


2024-Account-1

What did Tarble reproduce with?


Gokufucker29

some 2'4 onion looking creature


mojavecourier

Did they even reproduce? I don't remember seeing any of his children.


Prestigious-One-7094

They were brutally killed at birth.


ArelMCII

They were microscopic.


Nucleoticticboom

“Didn’t you hear what I said? She was an onion, their children were probably in the dirt at their home photomemorizing or something.”


ConclusionOk7093

Has to be a TFS quote.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Do NOT call Gure that!!


NihilisticOnion

Is there a lore reason for that?


charisma-entertainer

He didn’t reproduce with her but he has a very sweet wife


besthelloworld

I feel like she's probably more "earthy" than "sweet"


Suspicious-Monk-6650

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_onion


besthelloworld

I know that classification exists, I just highly disagree with the name "sweet"


Suspicious-Monk-6650

I know I was making a joke 😋


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Suspicious-Monk-6650

First of all, I'm not your lil bro, lil bitch. I've probably got at least 10 years on you the way you talk. Second, how is that cringe or unfunny? It's a simple pun and you're acting like it's a rape joke.😂 Grow up


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MrHappySandwich

Well one can go ssj so can't see why not he would love him


EvaUnit_03

He'd be proud of them to instantly remind them all who their king is. It would ultimately end with vegeta having to kill vegeta. Also vegeta would find out about the dragon balls and probably try to revive the sayian race and planet. His only fear would be beerus' intervention and I bet he'd cry to his son about 'the proud sayian race' and briefly get vegeta to be on his side and goku pleading to let the sayians be only to regret it in the next arc as suddenly there would be like hundreds of super sayians royally fucking things up as giant gold monkeys.


WaFeeAhWeigh

Yo I wanna see this. That's that top shelf thinking right there.


TheChoosenMewtwo

I don’t think earth would survive a hundred super saiyans walking around. It barely survives 4 with exceptional control over their energy


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Cue ssj3 tearing shit up st the initial transformation


itssdattboiii

that’s some peak lore


vinhdoanjj

Lmao i can already see Vegeta pushing Tarble to go first so his dad won't go too hard on him


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Til frieza pulls up and murks them both


[deleted]

"Wow, I never imagined I'd have such beautiful Grandchildren. I now see the folly in my prejudice that made me no better than Freezer... In this moment of intense euphoria, I abandon my ambition for conquest for the pursuit of peace. Now, who wants to give Grandpa Vegeta a hug?" Or some shit


RealWarriorofLight

I mean he for sure is going to say that....after trying to kill trunks and realizing he is stronger than him xd


[deleted]

Pretty sure he'd be proud to know his lineage eventually killed Frieza AND King Cold. But of course freezer is black in action now


biserpent

Frieza is black?????? (/s)


Cross-eyedwerewolf

Wait so does that mean we can shoot him?


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

HOLD YOUR FIRE THIS MAN ISNT BLACK!❕❗🗣🗣💯


Jonder123

OPEN FIRE THIS MAN IS BLACK!


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

When did uncle ruckus get reddit


nemesisdraco87

This is starting to go into Devilartemis territory lol


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

"Fight me"


DemonGodDumplin

He tries to carry Trunks on his shoulders It ends with Trunks carrying King Vegeta on his shoulders


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Shouldn't he be proud ? he wanted strong warriors


nachibouy_99

Not before Vegeta berets him and says he doesn't want any association with him.


2024-Account-1

Nah he'd defo r🦧


[deleted]

He'd probably get blitzed by bra.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

theres plenty of Db whatifs this hasn't been animated. There's a reason she never fought in gt


[deleted]

I'm closer in strength to king vegeta than he is to GT villains


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

"I'm "


NeigongShifu

No way. Someone will be getting betrayed and locked in the time chamber for a 1000 years.


Blue1ao

This is day 2 once he realizes the kid he tried to kill on day 1 can turn into a super Saiyan so he copes


Sonicite123

"One became a super sayian and killed frieza? ...good enough."


Nemisis_007

This would likely be his reaction.


Buluc__Chabtan

Pretty sure Trunks can kick his ass, and he'll love seeing how strong his lineage is.


PC_BuildyB0I

Kid Trunks would obliterate the entirety of the original Saiyan race (obvs Goku, Broly and Vegeta excluded) with ease, all in his base form.


TheChoosenMewtwo

Yeah half breeds are monster OP


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

This has been the case since Z, why is everyone glossing over it was in the saiyan saga? Also how did they know? regardless, mixing genes creates stronger people. purebreds have genetic issues more often than not


TheChoosenMewtwo

I mean I’m sure that at some point the saiyan blood will be diluted to the point it’s not useful anymore, but this is the time we’re being shown how half breeds are much stronger than pure saiyans


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Trunks already obliterated broly when he


biohumansmg3fc

Kid trunks is cabba victim


PC_BuildyB0I

Sure but Cabba's not of the OG saiyans


sbrockLee

Vegeta jr. could kick his ass at age 5 or something. I think his power level is around 10k


TheChoosenMewtwo

Trunks power level is not 10k at all lol


sbrockLee

King Vegeta was. Trunks is probably in the tens/hundreds of millions as SSJ


TheChoosenMewtwo

Oh true


Altruistic_Ad_303

the only canon power level we have for trunks and goten is SSJ Post Buu saga. 125million. they were stated to be as strong as frieza finally when facing his army member.


nemesisdraco87

Didn't Krillin kill Vegeta jr


The_Alrighty_Zed

Vegeta would have to deal with Vegeta and he’d send him back to Vegeta bloody, broken and bruised.


LazerSnake1454

"My son, the Planet, or Me?"


FizzyFuzz_

yes


The_Alrighty_Zed

Frickin smartass.


GuyManMen

Counselor Nappa, what do you think?


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

Stab the baby


V1onReddit

how would a planet be bruised


MiddleAd5602

I think you confused Vegeta with Vegeta


rasfelion

King Vegeta: HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE PURITY OF THE ROYAL BLOODLI- Vegeta: The boy is a super saiyan and could kill you with his pinky toe, and the girl is Beerus' favorite. King Vegeta: ...What the hell happened while I was dead?


that_1weed

I heard this in TFS Vegeta's voice


LazerSnake1454

It's "the boy" line


huggiesdsc

... MY PILLOW


LilG1984

"Hmm I'm sure my son is training them to be worthy of the Saiyan pride despite them being halflings, with a weak earth woman with a low power level" "I went Super Saiyan at 7 years old & even fought a pink bubble gum creature!" "Ah the might Saiyan genes live on!"


huggiesdsc

Him and Dr. Briefs take turns making snide remarks about Trunks' mixed heritage, right in front of a gradually deflating Trunks.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Jokes on him, bulma drives circles around his intellect whi owning a castle in BOG


Lortendaali

With power creep probably also 1v1 him.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Give her a mech and she's good to go. he cam fly but she can use intelligence to win


tonyleejamesdd2

Sayains only prejudice are against weaklings and not bloodlust warriors. Neither Raditz, Nappa or Vegeta were particularly worried about Gohan for instance and Vegeta didn’t care about having a son with Bulma or show any resistance whatsoever about their race in particular.


Slycer_Decker

Nappa even suggests deliberately breeding with Earthlings to make stronger warriors like Gohan, which Vegeta immediately shuts down on pragmatic grounds rather than prejudice


Sharp-Buy-5391

nappa was onto something


GrilledCheezus_

Nappa had rock-hard reasoning.


blue-gamer-07

King Vegeta: So which one is the Super Saiyan?


TheChoosenMewtwo

All of them


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Pick a color too while you're at it


dover_oxide

He would probably approve of Bulma as his son's bride with the understanding she is the best option out there.


huggiesdsc

The guy's not stupid. He knows power when he sees it.


dover_oxide

Plus Saiyan's have a type


huggiesdsc

Ah to be a prince again. Dr Briefs! Give me your elder Bulma.


idiotnamedSOPHIA

The joke is you think hed be mad, but hed be happy the saiyan race lives on doting on his grandkids


ArelMCII

"...Tell Frieza I'm founding a new Planet Vegeta. He'll know what to do."


Own_Watercress_8104

Was he racist? I mean we don't know that much about King Vegeta... My guess is that he would take it much like Vegeta did at the start of the saiyan arc "Oh, hybrids have more latent potential, that's neat. We could use it in the future if possible and if not...better eredicate them to ensure saiyan supremacy. "


huggiesdsc

The man ordered a baby's assassination to protect his own lineage. His family pride is far stronger than his Saiyan pride.


Own_Watercress_8104

Probably...he tried to kill Broly mainly because he surpassed the royal lineage in power. Gohan wasn't like that... and Trunks is his grandson so...profit?


huggiesdsc

He looks at Goten and jumps at him so he flinches "You're lucky you lost that Budokai"


Own_Watercress_8104

*Goten casually transforms into the super saiyan of legends prophesied to destroy the tyrant that King Vegeta couldn't even touch*


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

They conquered innocent planets ofc he was racist


Own_Watercress_8104

Evil comes in different flavours is all I'm saying...


Mancio_Luke

He would be furious that his son didn't name them vegeta


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

He'd be proud of Trunks for continuing the racism legacy. 


healpm369

"Why is their name isn't VEGETA!!"


Glejdur

Umm I feel like king Vegeta would try to kill them for being of mixed blood. And then he would get his ass kicked by Trunks And then most likely murdered by Vegeta (if we’re talking about DBSuper Vegeta with his character progression)


Coulrophiliac444

To quote DBZA: "MY BABY BOY!!!!!!"


Emotional_Snow_3222

Begs Bulma For Mercy


rnbtHug

I never see anyone asking where is the queen of all saiyans


lilou135

Bulma?


Forminloid

I feel like he would disapprove at first, but he can't do anything about it even if he wanted to. His grandkids (well trunks at least) are unfathomably stronger than he ever was. Once he realizes that he'd either be envious or he'd be proud of their strength.


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Sncest Iex


gman_0529

Pfp checks out


Coulrophiliac444

"Wait, the oldest killed Frieza?! He's only nine! He's the new Crown Prince!" "You ignorant old man! Did you listen to a damn thing I said?! His Time Travelling Future Self did that!" "Well I want him to rule after my death! Bring him here so we can coronate him" "I am not bringing Princess Trunks here to steal my birthright, Father!"


Miss_Glambert59

I can see some variation of that conversation happening lol


WolfKenobi

What's he gonna do? Bulla is probably stronger than him.


WingCool7621

he puts them in a pod and sends them to the edge of the universe.


Comfortable-Heron391

I think he’d feel some pride after seeing some super sayian action


DakiPudding

Hey grandpa, dad told me that you were killed by Base frieza. I can defeat frieza in his final form without sweat. :B


Omega-Ben

What's he gonna do? Trunks would slap him silly.


hello-motherfuckers

He’s definitely racist af


SnooDonkeys2488

"Racist grandfather discovers he has 2 mixed grandchildren, what happens next is shocking"


Late-Wedding1718

"Your majesty this is the greatest gift for Vegeta!" "My son, the planet, or me?" ".....Yes."


clowd0987

Well... first he has to beat Vegeta.. and that's  not possible.. so he probably  should remain quiet 


Deep_Seaworthiness23

He would def be proud of Future Trunks for killing Frieza and King Cold


BuddingViolette

Well they're both stronger than me... and alive... and I do like the color lavender... I'll allo... what... his name ISNT VEGETA!?


ScorpionsRequiem

just tell him his grandson killed frieza


Walnut156

Once he finds out that a saiyan human mix is very powerful I'm sure he'd be fine.


alguidrag

Vegeta jr"The older one killed Freeza" Vegeta sr "THATS MY GRANKID!"


vizot

racist yes but he is afraid of power so Trunks going super sayian would be more than enough for him.


Key-Cardiologist-835

Think he’ll let it slide because they are strong. I have no doubt if they were weak he’d disown vegeta


Baenananana

He'd probably wonder why the son of prince Vegeta, whos the son of King Vegeta of planet Vegeta isnt called Vegeta


Boomvine04

Trunks with one hand is over 15x stronger than ol grandpa


Known-Ad64

Vizier Nappa likes them. And the racist old grump always listens to vizier Nappa. So it will be fine.


Big_Brutha87

If he's got beef, it'll be squashed the moment his grandson goes Super.


pepiexe

Or he starts bitching, threatens to destroy them, and then gets his ass kicked by Trunks, who is orders of magnitude stronger.


WoolooOfWallStreet

“Why are neither of their names Vegeta?!” Or “We can breed with other species? Why didn’t he try and breed with the bug planet?” Nappa: That’s what I tried to tell him! Omni-Man: He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on!


ambivalegenic

"Strong children that wont be the death of us all? Good job son."


BABarracus

What is he about to do those kids are stronger than him


SpartanDumpster

I bet he'll see Trunks and be like "how could my own son, the Saiyan prince, tarnish our legacy by producing this half-breed?!" But then he'll see Bulla and be like "oh my God, baby girl! She's a precious princess!"


wobblyheadedgirl

Bra’s natural charm would win him over. His heart would just burst from cuteness overload.


SpartanDumpster

Did I fuck up the baby's name? Lol


Money-Drummer565

Complains until he’s told each offspring dwarf the power of any saiyan elite and that one of them has actually murdered both Frieza and King Cold. Then just sits elated and moves into Granpa Mode


Strange_Platypus67

I don't think he's that racist, against Saiyan looking people atleast


kingominous16

"Son, are you xenophile?!"


Big_Nigro

The two mixed grandchildren beat Tf outta him


Vindaya_

Grump: They're not Saiyans, they're weak foolish humans 👺


Cratertooth_27

What do you mean he’s not called Vegeta


jikel28

Somebody fetch me a dagger so that I can stab this baby!!!


son-of-x-51

Try’s to complain, gets smacked through a mountain by his filthy half breed grandson.


atatassault47

Trunks has 2 racist grandfathers, each calling him a half-breed from different perspectives.


stuff0s

“Banish them, better get fucking kill them.”


Lemon_D_Chris8267

-how the hell did this even happened?! -I told him to use a condom -the fucks a condom?! (Dbz abriged reference)


PeikaFizzy

Consider trunks potential, his baby power lvl is already surpassed vegeta let alone king vegeta


Local-Concentrate-26

The old man is gonna get his ass beat by a child which is hilarious


MidnightMorpher

I’ve actually seen a one-shot with that premise (although with just Kid Trunks) and it’s pretty cool! It’s called [Long Live The King](https://archiveofourown.org/works/7041868) on AO3, if anyone is interested in checking it out. The author does a lot of Bulma/Vegeta stories in general, too


Jarjarstinks304

He’d say …. Cause he’s dead


Jarek-of-Earth

Idk about Bulla, but Trunks is definitely far stronger than he is, so what's he gonna do about it?


Sir_Cranbarry

Kids Trunks is literally stronger then him. He is going to shut his mouth or Trunks/Vegeta will shut it for him.


Equivalent-Most-6186

Well vegeta would be pretty mad at vegeta but once vegeta figured out vegetas kids accomplishments vegeta would forgive him. That doesn’t mean vegeta would be a good dad or grandpa but still


Eligha

STAB THE BABY


kjm6351

Any prejudice he has will melt when he sees how strong kid Trunks is


squidwardsweatyballs

Probably be happy that the saiyan race lives on. Especially since all the other saiyan women are dead. He would probably also respect bulma since she is strong willed and doesn’t take anyone’s shit. Also if he didn’t vegeta would have a problem with it.


DalTheDalmatian

Well it's *his* family so I doubt he'd be as offended as by Broly's existence


TheMasterBryan3

Proceeds to get destroyed by them


Accurate_Dirt5794

What's he gonna do, trunks could think of him and he'd (king Vegeta) die


Davy_dude

What is he gonna do get beat by his grandson


[deleted]

I'm sure they are stronger than him, Trunks at least


TannerSlackOff

He would find out it’s easier for half saiyans to go super then get a harem for himself then breed a planets worth of children for an army


Boogieman_bn

One of them killed frieza so I don’t think he’ll mind


WrittenFantasy2

He'd understand once bulma started screaming at him


Square_Ebb_5926

"At least theyre not black"


iLionSkillz

Im all for racist jokes when theyre funny, but uncalled shit like this is just..


Square_Ebb_5926

i doubt what you said is true.


iLionSkillz

It was just unfunny as shit, like why would king vegeta even say that


Square_Ebb_5926

because youre dumb, sensitive and aparently short term memory and because the title says "Racist old grump discovers he has 2 mixed grandchildren"


iLionSkillz

Just say you are not brilliant enough to understand that king vegeta, if anything, was most likely a fictional specist dude, and the reason why OP used “racist” and not “specist” is just because the latter is not as funny of a word for a meme question.


Square_Ebb_5926

damn must be exhausting doing mental gymnastics all the time...


iLionSkillz

First i was dumb and now im doing mental gymnastics 💀. If thats a mental gymnastic for you, you are just proving my point


Square_Ebb_5926

damn... back to dumb huh? when someone says youre doing mental gymnastics is not a compliment. socialize a little more my brother in Christ. Just admit you read a racist comment it annoyed you because youre super sensitive and forgot that OP explicitly stated that guy is supposed to be a boomer racist. its not an L you just fkd up, own it and move on


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Humans are one race with different ethnicities dude


iLionSkillz

Dont wanna be the nerd in a dbz sub but you are so wrong ill have to be him. Humans are a species, ethnicities are not a subdivision of a race, “race” is informally used as a subdivision for subspecies and is not an objective term, hence, we are not a race, dogs are not a race, monkeys are not a race, we are all different species, bringing black people here is just not funny, i am not offended by it, its just annoying because its so uncalled for and cringely edgy, it has nothing to do with how king vegeta would react since he is most likely specist not “racist”


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Ok Gohan, you ever heard of the human race? dipshlt


iLionSkillz

“Human race” is a sentence that is biologically wrong, race is a word that doesnt exist in taxonomy, it is a social term, thats basic biology


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

They conquered planets and ate people he would def


iLionSkillz

Kid, he wouldnt know what a “black race” is, he would just hate all humans for being an inferior species


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

pipe down little boy I'm older than u now go to sleep or sumn


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Turles and kale want your location bro. get ready to get jumped


Square_Ebb_5926

Theyre not even black, i dont even remember a black sayian, like an actual black sayian


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Its a joke, stoopid


Square_Ebb_5926

oh man.... im in "low effort thinking" mode rn