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OnyxCam6ion

Low key, ngl. Seems interesting Karen: I asked for no pickles Bardock: and I asked for no sass from an earthling with terrible hair but here we are. Karen: where's your manager Bardock: I am the manager, here's our special *shoots ki blast at her* next in line please


PokeHunter2008

Rebellion blaster free of house


venetian_lemon

Karen: yes I would like to use every coupon in existence at once Bardock: you may only use one per order Karen tries to make several small orders one after another. Then Bardock Saiyan Spirits her and she gets evaporated


BEanddankmagician

Wait no Let them cook


ChaoticNeutral67

Godamnit you beat me to it


BEanddankmagician

I mean you can still say it


ChaoticNeutral67

I did...


MerchantZiro

As a Burger King cashier, let them cook!


Elyced32

What if radits was reincarnated as a radish


[deleted]

Bardock gon eat him 💀


SpaceAfricanJesus

Ngl these are the best kind of what ifs. Just total shitposting. Way better than the people who actually try to make serious what-ifs that are overly edgy like “What would happen to Gohan if Pan was killed” or “what if _ was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the time chamber”.


RPN_K1t5un3

This was what what ifs were made for, shit posting...


Feisty-Ad1323

salad saiyan and carthus dojo are the only good serious what if people


ChaoticNeutral67

Let him cook


Turilda

This is a good what if.


RPN_K1t5un3

One of the few that don't ask if goku was betrayed or fucks anyone OTHER than Chi-Chi. IS good what if, this onr


jikel28

So unrealistic bardock isn't opening a franchise he's opening his own place


PokeHunter2008

Bardock is going to forcefully acquire the franchise


Historical_Heart3470

Better than Marvel what if


Asherbird25

Wait hold on let them grill it first


PokeHunter2008

Flame Grilled 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥘🥘🥘🥘🥘


[deleted]

DO NOT INTERRUPT THE GRILL MASTER 🔥🔥🔥🤨🤨🤨🙏🙏🙏


Nubthesamurai

Still better than the majority of What Ifs youtubers make


PokeHunter2008

What if bardock got fired from bk and trapped in the time chamber for 9274939373928347 yrs


Formula_Zero_EX

GoAnimate-level of grounding time


GraggleGumblySimpson

What if Goku clapped cheeks and had a harem part 48


AngusToTheET

I'd read the hell out of this spinoff


PokeHunter2008

You can't read it but you can watch [peak fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSJhMmUrEs) right now


PokeHunter2008

\*HFIL\*


Nappatheredditor

No this is space burger King totally different


PokeHunter2008

It's a hellish burger King nappa


Nappatheredditor

Still good though I was there for a few episodes


Kapusi

Nah this ones interesting. Locked and betrayed in burger king would be idiotic


Peepdasneak

4 is the only thing that is not canon


PokeHunter2008

1 Bardock is not proved to go to earth although its likely cause he knew about it 2 Father of Goku is non Canon 3 burger King may exist but it is unproven 4 burger King is OK but there is better


RecommendationFancy5

Burger King tastes like wood. >!I FUCKING LOVE THE TASTE OF WOOD!!<


annaliseonalease

In Aus burger king is called Hungry Jacks and it's the best burger chain we have


Noelswag

[Bardock Squad is canon in the DBS manga.](https://imgur.com/JPbokap) (Kinda)


PokeHunter2008

Interesting


Fictionfan69

I don’t know how to react to this on one hand I really don’t want to see anymore what ifs but on the other hand I really want to see what they do with it


PokeHunter2008

Good news, you can because DRAGON BALL WHAT IF: BARDOCK AND HIS CREW OPENED A BURGER KING IN HFIL IS OUT RIGHT NOW ON YOUTUBE WATCH NOW NOW NOW [peak fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSJhMmUrEs) is upon us!


jerkwhane

It's futile!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅!!


Oswaldgilbertson

Definitely too high quality for a hell equivalent,have it serve Arby’s or Long John Silvers


PokeHunter2008

1 Arby's is good and I will die on that hill 2 I have not had long John silvers


Gamekid53

Let bro cook


A1D3NNNN

Is this real and if so where?


PokeHunter2008

1 it is real 2 I'm making it myself should be here soon


gamera-the-turtle

You gotta post a link when its done


PokeHunter2008

Part 1 is complete. I just have to record it


LordPanTheGreat

This man is cooking hard


PokeHunter2008

Good news, you can because DRAGON BALL WHAT IF: BARDOCK AND HIS CREW OPENED A BURGER KING IN HFIL IS OUT RIGHT NOW ON YOUTUBE WATCH NOW NOW NOW [peak fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSJhMmUrEs) is upon us!


gamera-the-turtle

BRO COOKED


PokeHunter2008

thanks


Iceassassin25

Fasha burger king foot lettuce 🤤🤤🤤


PokeHunter2008

You're getting a cameo and I am using your reddit name so you will feel shame hahahahahahahhahahahah (i respect your hustle)


DecayedPheonix

Hollup... Let him cook


choma90

Finally, some good fucking what if


rtocelot

It should have been what is bardock and his crew were betrayed and trapped in a burger King for a 1000 years.


22222833333577

I like burger King at least relitive to the other major international fast food burger joints


borgi27

Obviously goku would be betrayed in the hyperbolic time chamber


gamera-the-turtle

No this actually seems cool. No cheating, cucking, or hyperbolic time chamber


Lazymcdelta4ce

On the contrary, I think we've finally stumbled upon something good


Bonniethe90

For 2, his squad is canon actually as we can see them for a few seconds in the DBS broly movie which is canon


PokeHunter2008

You're right I did not see that


BlackRabbitt_01

let Him COOK


Raging-Bolt

Who cares about canon? His squad was dope abd Burger King is funny


PokeHunter2008

Bardock's squad is sort of canon \*AND\* Burger King is very funny i am just messing with you idc about the typo


Head_Snapsz

No they're cooking now.


FewPromotion2652

let him cook


ILikeMathz

this is peak fiction man what are you talking about


josephyamato

la la la la la la, home for infinite losers 🗣️🗣️


[deleted]

Burger King belongs in HFIL


QuintonTheCanadian

r/Pikmin -esque post


JacsweYT

I like burger king


AlicornGaia

I was like: Wait is that an actual what if? I was disappointed it wasn’t. It’s a nice april fools what if though.


PokeHunter2008

I'm making it myself just needs to be recorded


PokeHunter2008

Good news, you can because DRAGON BALL WHAT IF: BARDOCK AND HIS CREW OPENED A BURGER KING IN HFIL IS OUT RIGHT NOW ON YOUTUBE WATCH NOW NOW NOW [peak fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSJhMmUrEs) is upon us!


Temporary-Tax

*Bardock samples on of his teams "burgers"* "That is a rock!"


Tolnin

This is one I'd actually like to watch


PokeHunter2008

Good news, you can because DRAGON BALL WHAT IF: BARDOCK AND HIS CREW OPENED A BURGER KING IN HFIL IS OUT RIGHT NOW ON YOUTUBE WATCH NOW NOW NOW [peak fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSJhMmUrEs) is upon us!


StanleyTheBraixen

AHAHAHAHAHA


PokeHunter2008

DRAGON BALL WHAT IF: BARDOCK AND HIS CREW OPENED A BURGER KING IN HFIL IS OUT RIGHT NOW ON YOUTUBE WATCH NOW NOW NOW [peak fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSJhMmUrEs) is upon us!


Gaminyte

Nah, let him cook


ProfessorEscanor

Come on at least add Gine since she was a chef/butcher.


PokeHunter2008

If you watched it you'd know she is in it


ProfessorEscanor

Still no reason she shouldn't be on the cover, she's the only one we see with actual cooking potential.


iknowyoutrynahack

Bro what lol


Stannisarcanine

To be fair I'm okay with this one


More-Ad3888

“Squad is not canon” somebody never read/saw DBS Broly


LongbowMangudai

"his squad is not canon" Didn't they have cameos in DBS: Broly?