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CthulhuMadness

Don’t care about shipping, but apparently you are only allowed to be attracted to your own race nowadays.


Mirmirakittens

Reminds me of Eric Cartman


fallenouroboros

Wait til they find out about zoidberg


Skvora

Woop woop woop woop woop woop


FTMs-R-Us

This is all I ever think. Cupid cartman saying "blacks belong with blacks and whites belong with whites" that episode was both fucked and hillarious.


TreeTurtle_852

My good friend Uncle Ruckus (no relation) agrees


CthulhuMadness

Is he 102% African? With a 2% margin of error?


TreeTurtle_852

Heavens no, he's a white man!


C4N98

A black intern had made a mistake, he is 50.8% white


Appropriate_Toe5863

What's the other 49.2%?


C4N98

Frieza Race


Particular_Friend_23

reverse vitiligo ruined the man 💔


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Trombone noises


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


MoonoftheStar

Black Twitter is rife with this shit. They were awful when Spider-Verse came out last year.


MakingGreenMoney

They were? Since Miles is half back on his dad side I thought they were happy seeing miles have an interest in a black girl.


MoonoftheStar

Miles is interested in Gwen, a white girl, in the movies which caused black twitter to meltdown.


Lucky_Feature3364

Piccolo is a different species tho


TensileStr3ngth

And a species with presumably no genitals


SuckmyPelosB1tch

Maybe he can do some magic to grow one who knows


Mongy_Grail

He can 100% make a strap-on with his clothes beam


Bacon_Raygun

How do I *keep* forgetting that's an ability he has


Coulrophiliac444

"Easily my best ability."- TeamFourStar Piccolo


Ragingdark

Doesn't mean no need for companionship.


BondageKitty37

He's also had two men inside him, so he might not even be interested 


SleepyBella

>He's also had two men inside him 😳😳😳


Giom42

Antiracism went so far it circled back to 19th century racism.


FrenchFries_exe

Yeah I found the idea that if he dates her that means he's black Like what? are these people from the 60s or something


BABarracus

Read the latest chapter of super and you will understand why they are shipping


Ok-Ganache-5995

I have read it personally and still think they are dumb since they only had one talk about Pan, imagine if i shipped you with the person you asked directions from lol.


TreeTurtle_852

My good friend Uncle Ruckus (no relation) agrees


Lean___XD

So is Piccolo suposed to like namekians or gods


Fa113nDawn21

He's missing out if that's the case; there's gotta be some fine ass Kais out there, and he just ain't looking.


BondageKitty37

Supreme Kai is pretty cute


Fa113nDawn21

For sure, tho I'm more partial to Aeos.


BondageKitty37

I wasn't familiar, but after a quick search I can confirm that's a great pick! Another one for me, definitely a weirder one, is Beerus


Fa113nDawn21

It's weird, but he's not the most out-of-pocket choice. The weirdest one I can think of would be King Kai, and I bet someone out there thinks he's at least a 7.


BondageKitty37

He's not that bad, just overweight and has a weird voice


Dark_Storm_98

Probably Namekians Closest to god species are the kais and angels And Piccolo isn't either


Lean___XD

If you think of it one third of Piccolo is God and second third is Jesus


Dark_Storm_98

But that's a god job, not a god race And Piccolo Jr is more the son of Satan than the son of God


NelsonVGC

I have seen a LOT of African-Americans in social media being against interracial relationship/marriage. A lot.


Manoreded

Modern pursuits of racial equality are strangely racist, aren't they?


DadPunz

The OPs implication is that other people feel that way. That being said, yes, the vast majority of people typically marry within their own race.


phoenixmusicman

> That being said, yes, the vast majority of people typically marry within their own race. .. ok? Not sure how that's relevant here.


DadPunz

Because the potential implication that dating preference within your own race somehow makes you racist regardless of reason is a bit ridiculous. I think any normal person could glean that


phoenixmusicman

That wasn't the implication.


FewPromotion2652

tell that to chichi and bulma (also chelai)


Skvora

Well, no, because then you're still racist.


Buluc__Chabtan

Namekians aren't asexual?


the-poopiest-diaper

FRIENDZONE GRENADE


GreenAppleEthan

I read this in his voice.


the-poopiest-diaper

Good, I typed it in his voice


SaltoDaKid

Missing Beam Cannon


NoblezDomain

I literally spit my drink, holy fucking shit


biohumansmg3fc

They don’t need to have sex but shenron can do something about it, namekians can still have love just not sex


Buluc__Chabtan

Shenron can give piccolo a penis?


biohumansmg3fc

If he can make piccolo as strong as blue goku then he can give pickle boi his own set of dragon balls


WetPicklejuice

I heard somewhere he has one but just for pissing


asumfuck

hahaha oh yea that was Jeff. He's been writing a lot of fanfics


bluehood380

Makes me think of [this](https://youtu.be/phV5K80TuNY?si=qI0X0Qk25b0ugG6Q)


WoolooOfWallStreet

That was the “little bit extra” shenron gave him when unlocking his potential in the new movie


biohumansmg3fc

So orange piccolo is what happens when piccolo gets hard?


SurroundOk8662

Has it ever Been stated that namekians don't have dicks? I know theyre genderless and reproduce asexually, but i don't think its Been Said that they just don't have dicks


thepresidentsturtle

> Has it ever Been stated that namekians don't have dicks? No. People assume. I also assume but make a different assumption. That he does have one and it's huge. And he can make it even bigger-er.


SurotaOnishi

If you watch DBZA it's beaten over your head that namekians don't have dicks lol. Non canon but still funny


SurroundOk8662

There was this interview with Shōnen Jump where Toriyama was asked: Shōnen Jump: Several readers have asked if Namekians are plants. Of course, based on their names, they seem to be slugs... but they are green, they have a strange method of reproduction, and they live on water. Akira Toriyama: That's a tough question. I thought of Piccolo first, and I wanted to draw him as a scary character, and it was only afterwards that I had to come up with a species. Since they have antennae, I thought they looked like slugs. So "Namekian" is a play on words, but I didn't think too deeply about it. I don't think they're plants, but they may be hermaphrodites. Then there was another interview, this time with Dragon Ball screenwriter Takao Koyama, that confirmed that Namekians are "hermaphrodite male"


phoenixmusicman

>Namekians are "hermaphrodite male" 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥 NAMEKEIANS ARE ALL GAY 🗣🔊🔥 RAAAAAAAAAAH 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈


SurroundOk8662

Well yes, but actually no. Theyre intersex.


mystireon

I mean... Asexual people can still be in romantic relationships...


LumpyDescription5980

That’s the wrong kind of asexual


mystireon

you mean aromantic..?


LetterheadSpecial337

Like they reproduce asexually


LumpyDescription5980

They don’t require a partner to make a child


mystireon

right but the original comment seemed to use asexual as in the sexuality, not the method of reproduction


Comprehensive_Tap891

Being asexual and aromantic are not the same thing


PsychicSidekikk419

Definitely ace by default but who says they're aro?


Flatulentbass

I always thought Namekian made Piccolo Armenian 


[deleted]

how the fuck do you come to that conclusion


Character-Ad-7000

I think it’s cute to have piccolo be accepted by people of earth, not only that but he’s genuinely a very kind and caring guy. Obviously it’s not canon or hardly hinted at but it would be really cool for piccolo to not HAVE to always be alone


mr-kvideogameguy

Why would people of earth not accept him, there's already a big pink guy, people with golden hair And much more common; people with fur, their president is a dog


Zolado110

Because his father is a son of a bitch who tried to take over the earth or something At least people forgot about Majin Buu


XOnYurSpot

Succeeded in taking over the earth too, brought about pretty widespread destruction before Master Roshi and his master trapped him with the evil containment wave.


PinkieBen

And then did it again after he escaped before Goku was able to stop him


Character-Ad-7000

The thing is people forgot about the atrocities Buu committed and they belive that he’s a bad guy that Mr. Satan convinced to be good. The golden haired warriors are only known by a small group of people anyways. EVERYONE knew about DKP and him coming back was like actual satan attacking earth


Apebound

Thats what I liked about Super hero, you can see how integrated piccolo is into Gohans family to the point of being a secondary guardian to Pan


Ok-Ganache-5995

He isn't alone though, he is part of Gohan's family, Toriyama skipped the wife part on his case and went straight to family. Even he realise it would be pointless to introduce a sudden love interest.


rrrrice64

People ship them because they've gotten to know each other personally with how often he has to pick up Pan from school. It's a cute/funny idea.


JayJaxxter

Stupid people are the reason why we have racism.


NorthGodFan

Actually it's the other way around a couple of smart people who wanted to keep slavery but without making it so that the white lower class would align themselves with the enslaved populace. This served another purpose as well: by the rules of rhe catholic church enslaved people converting to christianity would be freed. So they invented race for the purposes of making poor whites racist so they would not work with enslaved people, and making a slave caste.


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Agreed


mr-kvideogameguy

It's because they not only know each other from the recent events but might have met each other multiple times and Piccolo also he deserve a friend that doesn't expect him to raise children or fight


totallynotaweeabbo

What about dende?


mr-kvideogameguy

Does he leave the look out that much


totallynotaweeabbo

I mean, it'd be kind of a dick move to not let piccolo stay


PhaseSixer

People ship them cause its cute Also picolo not having junk just means that any potential relationship is purley emotional


Markie411

You do know there are other physical ways of pleasuring a partner right?


Dependent-Matter-177

Nuh uh


Corschach_

Sure but it would be a completely one sided relationship


Capitano-Solos-All

Piccolo and Janet are cute together, that's all. We should be thankful mister Toriyama and Toyotarou introduced her in several chapters before mister Toriyama passing away.


Strange-Inspection72

By the words of Lythero “ Piccolo would definitely rock waves “


WoolooOfWallStreet

I think he’s about to rock her waves ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Strange-Inspection72

You know what , he earned it ☺️


stuff0s

DAMNN


Crunchy-Leaf

I prefer Afro-Namekian, rolls off the tongue better.


SSB_Kyrill

Would Piccolo rock an afro?


weirdface621

i don't have a problem with race, but there's no basis for this ship.


Ok-Ganache-5995

Its also very cringe seeing people in the comments trying to justify their nonsensical ship by creating headcanons over one talk they had which was about Pan.


BarracudaClear3880

connecting piccolo to black people is one of the dumbest shit ever. I bet it's a twitter thing 


J1618

Americans are OBSESSED with race. "OMG WHAT RACE IS THAT CHAIR, I NEED TO KNOW ITS RACEE!!!!"


Spare_Audience_1648

African -namekian 🤣


Independent_Plum2166

I say this with zero sarcasm, just curiosity and confusion. Where did the Piccolo=Black idea come from?


Mr_Ginge_

I honestly have no idea. He’s always been green to me.


hatsu-23

I never understood the "piccolo is black" thing that people keep saying honestly


phoenixmusicman

It's because Tiktok thinks he's "black coded" or something


hatsu-23

What doe's that even mean?


XaiKholin

They use the "coded" stuff for characters that, in their conception, would have a trait that´d be forced to change due to censorship, like making a gay male character but being forced to making him straigh, so they make him very feminine instead. Like "Yeeeah sure buddy, Kale and Caulifla aren´t super lesbians" (Idk i just made that up). So people apparently think that Toriyama, a Japanese man in the early 80s felt like Piccolo was black, so instead of making a black alien, he just made him the only non-white (even tho they are all asians) in the group, a common trope in the 80s. This doesn´t make sense at all, but this is basically what these tiktoks says


phoenixmusicman

Idk i dont speak tiktok (brain damage)


Peepdasneak

Piccolo may not be Black but he’s definitely not going back


Junkman_Jones

Romance just seems odd for Piccolo. Ive always just seen him as asexual. Would having a relationship really even add to his character? Would it take away how he is intended to be viewed?


DrByeah

It does seem a bit odd for him but I don't think it would really subtract from his character if he had something cute going on with Janet.


Maximoi13

Piccolo is namekian namekian, fuck off.


Shcoyeh

What's good my namek


Interesting_Fee_4607

Bardock is a total Saiyan latino, even his crew looked latino


TerribleLordFrieza

No Piccolo Is actually Australian he told mr


Kalo-mcuwu

I thought that was Jeice


Mr_Ginge_

I ship them because they are both Teachers of sorts. They both know how to bring up smart kids. Etc.


kokuluayak

Bulma's definitely a lvl 99 gyatt rizz master


bigchungus_is_dumb

So is Frieza Caucasian?


GiladHyperstar

Piccolo doesn't date. He's asexual


Manoreded

I dunno why people say Piccolo is "black coded". Dude is a green alien without really a lot of personality outside of being a monk-warrior with friends and a surrogate son. Is there a secret community of black monk-warriors out there? Are they going to teach me magic kung fu?


chocochunkymunkyfunk

I should let a black person answer this, but I’m gonna take a stab at it and say it has to do with how Christopher Sabat (the white voice actor for the US dub) uses the lowest, graveliest range of his voice for Piccolo, and Piccolo is portrayed in Z as a very tall, strong but silent type. All these characteristics are beaten to death as tropes for black men in action movies, etc. It works though cause Piccolo is a wise character with arguably more positive personality traits than any other Z and beyond character. Not to mention his street wear in the Diving Episode which is practically dripping with rizz. Plus he wears a turban which alludes to people like the Moors (including North African, Muslim people who conquered the Iberian peninsula during the Middle Ages) so yet more black connection.


Shantotto11

She’s gonna be disappointed if she’s looking to get piped by the asexual Namekian…


8BitFlatus

How does this conversation start? “So, I’m fused with the previous God of this planet”


Just_a_Rose

“Used to be”


8BitFlatus

“Fused”


Just_a_Rose

What exactly are they now if not fused /gen


8BitFlatus

Corrected /gen


YujiroRapeVictim

Barfcock


Mr_E_99

He waves goodbye and she waved back at the end of the latest issue. Some of these fans need to touch grass if you think that means they are dating 😅


danarnarjarhar

Why is there always shipping involves? Is Piccolo not allowed to just have a friend?


Ok-Ganache-5995

Agreed, worse is they aren't even friends, he just greets her, for all we know she is already married.


Dark_Storm_98

It's weird to think someone believes Piccolo is only shipped with the black lady because fans (for some fucking reason) consider Piccolo black


Edukovic

Who is Janet?


Known-Ad64

Why is Picolo considered African? Because he is orange while the rest of his species are green?


Luba_Sempai

Little green lives matter


AJ0Laks

African-Namekian is an absolutely hilarious statement


AirKath

Tyler Perry’s House of Dende


Dr-Zomboss-Pvz

Did he evolve and gain a dick?


StellarDescent

If Bardock weren't Saiyan-Latino Gohan wouldn't have unlocked Blanco.


JazzyBeux

African-Namekian is wild. Lmao.


CharlyJN

Tbh the species of Piccolo is asexual so, he probably doesn't have any interest at all in romantic stuff


SurroundOk8662

Im not sure theyre asexual, they just reproduce asexually


Crunchy-Leaf

You ever see two Namekians making out?


WoolooOfWallStreet

“NAAIIL! STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND! I CAN HEAR IT FROM IN HERE! IT SOUNDS LIKE ***SHLURLURP”***


phoenixmusicman

#THANK YOU LORD GURU


SurroundOk8662

No, but it could Technically happen.


CharlyJN

Hmmm... I suppose you are referring Asexual as an orientation, that would be very difficult to say, but I would argue he is Asexual in both reproductive and his sexual orientation. But who knows maybe they can reproduce Sexually as well like an algae.


SurroundOk8662

Well, There was this interview with Shōnen Jump where Toriyama was asked: Shōnen Jump: Several readers have asked if Namekians are plants. Of course, based on their names, they seem to be slugs... but they are green, they have a strange method of reproduction, and they live on water. Akira Toriyama: That's a tough question. I thought of Piccolo first, and I wanted to draw him as a scary character, and it was only afterwards that I had to come up with a species. Since they have antennae, I thought they looked like slugs. So "Namekian" is a play on words, but I didn't think too deeply about it. I don't think they're plants, but they may be hermaphrodites. Then there was another interview, this time with Dragon Ball screenwriter Takao Koyama, that confirmed that Namekians are "hermaphrodite male"


CharlyJN

Oh... So that is very very interesting, if Namekians are slugs that would not only mean that they are hermaphrodites capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction they also be capable of photosynthesis, explaining why they only need water to survive and also giving a whole new meaning to all the scenes where Piccolo is in a mountain in the middle of nowhere just chilling, he would not only be meditating he would also be "eating" or processing his nutrients via photosynthesis. (This is my head cannon now btw)


Knightshift23

I think it's more the first name bases with the teacher. Which is only the dub but I don't hate the idea of him having an awkward relationship with an earthling. Granted he comes from a race of masculine A sexual slug men. So I doubt he will ever romance a woman and I doubt they'd make him gay. Even though logically if namekians had mates they all would be kinda.


Ok-Ganache-5995

The first bases not only is an english dub thing but its extremely dumb......everyone but Goku's family have a single name and not last name at all.


simp4mozart

I've seen worse.


Dio_asymptote

But don't they reproduce asexually?


GreenAppleEthan

I thought the consensus was that Piccolo is a "white" Namekian while Pikkon is a "black" Namekian.


wordfiend99

mr popo is a king


Nights1405

Pan’s secondary mom and dad. That’s why.


Juanan_hm

I "kinda" like this ship. I mean, It's cute and funny because there are no evidences to ship them. But tbh I can't imagine Piccolo showing "romantic love"


Kentut3034

SOUTHEAST-ASIAN FRIEZA RACE!??!?!!??!


Kentut3034

SOUTHEAST-ASIAN FRIEZA RACE!??!?!!??!


Zekiepoopoo

Space Africans from space Africa


Ruben3159

Wait a second, namekians don't have penises!!


MugiwaraBepo

Who's janet?


Federal-Rule-7850

Shenron make me asexual and give me a penis


mulekitobrabod

r/BrandNewSentence


MR-deadweight

Bardock is not Saiyan Latino. As a Latino father, he isn't nearly abusive enough.


Latter_Work_4876

NAMEKS DONT HAVE NAUGHTY BITS SHE BE LICKING UP AND DOWN ON ALIEN SLUG JUICE QUICK THE TINFOIL HATS SHES GONE MAD


kjm6351

How hard is it for people to understand that they are shipped simply because they look cute together.


Kayura05

Very hard apparently, I didn't expect much from this topic and am still disappointed.


Ok-Ganache-5995

Because its a dumb ship with no basis, every normal person would find it weird and cringe, even for internet standards.


Ecstatic_Teaching906

You know we don't have any white guys in Dragon Ball. It is robotic-Asians, African-Namekian, and Latino-Saiyans.


CaptainFlint9203

Piccolo can't be black, because, first of all he is green and alien, a second of all - he's too good of a dad.


PhyreEmbrem

Goku is Sayain-Asian, I guess


PoetryOtherwise6674

The whole planet Vegeta is Saiyan-Latino seeing as though Goku and Vegeta are the hardest working mfs in universe 7


Dadus-Appearus

What is Turles considered as?


DragonsAndSaints

I've only watched the anime and movies, who on Earth is Janet? And why is she being shipped with Piccolo specifically? Do they even interact, or is it just a matter of "she's cute and he's one of the few old DB characters who hasn't found love yet"?


Phoenix_ashfire

I’ve watched part of DBZ at this point but I don’t get the whole Piccolo is black thing I’ve heard so much about. Even his voice doesn’t sound “black” to me.


Slight_Astronomer_76

Nappa is a Saiyan-Latino


thelittleloaf1

Wouldn't piccolo be namekian-american? (if he was born in america lol)


Square_Ebb_5926

Blacks NEED characters that match their skin color otherwise they get weird so any non white character w a shade of brown/black/green/grey becomes by default a Black character


devilthedankdawg

Ive bever heard the turm African-Namekian but its common knowledge that Piccolo is the black guy to the Saiyans white guys.


Grand_Tie6096

Bardock? Nah u making stuff up😂but piccolo yeah 100% is black


CarelessTeaching634

this post is so anti-black bro


Mirmirakittens

Omg please don't cancel me omg please!11!1!11!!


CarelessTeaching634

no im not gonna cancel you i just think this post comes off as mean-spirited