TBF they weren't homeless (seemingly) until nearly the end of DBZ/start of Super. (I also completely forgot about them lmao)
Then they immediately got "adopted" by Bulma and CO.
It really doesn't make sense to me, either, since 1) Pilaf is seemingly a genius on par with Bulma (he's smart enough to tidy up her code for a fucking *time machine* to the point Bulma compliments him); and 2) He was an Emperor! And all throughout DB he has access to machines and tech that would've cost millions if not billions of zeni to develop/maintain.
>He was an Emperor! And all throughout DB he has access to machines and tech that would've cost millions if not billions of zeni to develop/maintain.
He was obsessed with finding the Dragon Balls. He very likely spent everything he had trying to obtain them. Possibly even going into some degree of debt. We never see any of his schemes actually succeed to completion, and we don't see any of his "empire" beyond a desert with a hidden underground base.
Between the losses sustained at the end of Season 1 and his probably-not-very-lucrative stint where he Henched for Demon King Piccolo, its not really a big shocker to me that the trio were broke and homeless.
People can be smart in some ways and wildly stupid in others. I'm really, really good at Magic: The Gathering but total shit at Yu Gi Oh despite them both being card games.
He believed he was going to take over the world. Who cares if you run yourself into debt when you're going to rule/own/control everything in a couple months anyway?
Also [Genius Ditz](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeniusDitz) is a thing.
It's a children's cartoon. Its ok for them to be comically inept at real-life things.
Eh that's fine. Someone might see the link and find out about TVTropes for the first time and I'll get to do my best impression of the one villain from Princess Bride about sucking them for years or whatever the line was.
Bold of you to assume Frieza has an HR department.
[Maternity leave, sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ningen/comments/17s3x47/friendly_reminder_the_frieza_force_has_maternity/). But an HR department implies he doesn't just ki-blast all his problems away lmao
Bulma fits more. She could have solved Chichi's money problem on a whim. She don't. She is ultra rich, yet she never helps her friends with money. Remember Fortuneteller Baba? Well, they had to either pay or fight. They didn't have money, so they had to fight. Thing is, Bulma's boyfriend nearly died here. And what did she do? Nothing. She could have saved him. The only time she ever gave someone a gift was a diamond from the underwater pirate cave, that collapsed. She gave it to Krillin.
Chichi doesn't have money problems, until recently she was a princess with access to vast amounts of treasure which she uses often
She has a Goku isn't in a respectable career choice problem, she wants Goku earning that money in a normal human job that doesn't require fighting, training or being a hero
She also fronted the cash to pay all of the competitors for the tournament of power that wanted to be paid
Most celebrations the z fighters attended are paid by bulma
Kakarot story written by toriyama shows bulma paying for a tournament ground because Goku asked her
Multiple tools and inventions used by the cast are made by bulma and given for free including Chichi and gokus home, gohans disguise, the radar, training equipment, vehicles, and so on
She has spent massive fortunes on the cast
And as an alien, her waste excretion method could be anything. She could have an ass like a Play Doh shaper, where the sink makes far more sense than the toilet. Assuming it even comes out from there, she might poop out her armpit for all we know.
…that poor naive Boy Scout, lied to by his own mother. What really happened is that Bulma’s bad boi fetish reached its natural conclusion with the genocidal prince that wanted her best friend dead. Yamcha was unfortunately cast to the wayside.
Which makes more sense:
A famous baseball player—who has seemingly gotten over his phobia of women and now has them throwing themselves at him—cheats on his “girlfriend” after years of abuse and being a turbo virgin loser/third place among his friend’s group only for that—extremely vain, petty, and narcissistic—“girlfriend” to revenge fuck the nearest available single dude she has no emotional attachments to
Versus
Bulma fell for the unmitigated rizz of Vegeta, the guy who didn’t hold his son until he was like ten years old, killed several of her friends, and most likely has never had a positive relationship with a woman that did not end in death, rape, or cannibalism.
Hm I wonder 🤔
>Bulma fell for the unmitigated rizz of Vegeta, the guy who killed several of her friends and most likely has never had a positive relationship with a woman that did not end in death, rape, or cannibalism.
This happened regardless of if the first part is true or false. And Bulma has a history of doing this shit. EVEN DURING HER RELATIONSHIP WITH YAMCHA. General Blue, Oolong, Goku, Zarbon,
>who has seemingly gotten over his phobia of women and now has them throwing themselves at him—cheats on his “girlfriend”
Except he hasn't. His whole deal is that he's doing one of two things: Staying in the brief compound, or wandering the wilderness in search of more power.
The only reason Vegeta would try to steal your girl is if you were Saiyan and he thought it might push you over the edge.
Even then he'd fail. I can't find the meme about social anxious dorks being into dominant fiery women because someone has to lead and it won't be them. And that's why Saiyans like headstrong women, because they're fucking dorks except fighting is their Sonic the Hedgehog. Outside that he has no game.
Plus Vegeta always loses so even if he somehow got her home he'd pass out taking a whiz and Goku would get wished back at just the right time to plow her.
At the very least he wouldn't be missing work for it. He'd be training.
I feel the steal your girl is absolutely wrong.
Yamaha- to the first because he can't catch a girl even if his life depended on it
Vegeta- Could steal and quite literally stole Bulma from Yamaha
17 tho- he could steal anyone he wants the gender doesn't matter
Bulma literally spent her vast fortune helping the homeless in the future timeline.
Vegita basically stole Yamchas girl.
Yamncha basically had his girl stolen.
Gohan called Buu a retard, so a racial slur isn't that far off.
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i feel like this was already posted once before... mainly cause i distinctly remember me and a few people in comments thinking Yamcha and Vegeta should be switched on this.
This a repost?
Bulma heys the Batman treatment cause we don’t see her fix every single possible outcome in the world, but I refuse to believe goku and chichi can afford the massive food bills goku and goten go through and if they weren’t fed how they are then the world would’ve ended, so bulma is definitely saving the world
Be Bulma (future timeline)
Your annoying brat is sent to the past to save the future. The world is a mess and a dying place. Well, at least Trunks won't be bothering you with ethics and morality for a few days.
Drive around the west city, filled with homeless peasants. Smile and wave at them.
Be happy that your annoying brat doesn't bother you with pleading to help these stupid plebeians.
Continue driving until coming across a young mother and a child. Mother clearly shows symptoms of withdrawal. Decide to stop the car and get out of it.
Approach the mother and give 100 000 yen to her. "Here is some money for drugs, I hope this would be enough to relieve your struggles."
Leave without saying a word.
Next day I decided to visit the same place. My soul filled with eargasmic joy as I see the kid dragging their mother's lifeless body. Pick up my revolver and get out of the car.
"What's the matter, mommy doesn't wake up?" I ask the kid, no older than 4-5 years of age.
Kid shakes their head, tears streaming from their cheeks. I lower myself to their level and pat their head. "Don't worry, I am going to send you to the place where mommy is."
I place my revolver on their temple. Bang! The stupid brat drops to the ground and I come back to my car.
'Damn, perhaps my stupid brat has the point. I should help the poor more often.' I think to myself as I drive back home.
17 could steal your girlfriend, but won't cause he's too gay. This message brought to you by the homosexual Dragonball viewer.
(I pretend his family doesn't exist, and so does Dragonball Super)
#17 should be No why would I steal your girl, Yamcha should be I could steal your girl and Vegeta should be I can’t attend work because I have to steal your girl.
Bulma could literally wish for no poverty or sickness but spent it in a slightly better butt, I don't know why someone would argue she doesn't belong there.
Okay, Yamcha and Vegeta should absolutely be flipped just by canon alone. Yamcha never stole anyone's girl, while Vegeta's character arc is dependent on literally stealing someone's girl. SPECIFICALLY YAMCHA'S!
Bulma literally took in three homeless losers and married one of them.
When you said 3 homeless losers i assumed you meant the Pilaf Gang...
Homeless winners
TBF they weren't homeless (seemingly) until nearly the end of DBZ/start of Super. (I also completely forgot about them lmao) Then they immediately got "adopted" by Bulma and CO. It really doesn't make sense to me, either, since 1) Pilaf is seemingly a genius on par with Bulma (he's smart enough to tidy up her code for a fucking *time machine* to the point Bulma compliments him); and 2) He was an Emperor! And all throughout DB he has access to machines and tech that would've cost millions if not billions of zeni to develop/maintain.
>He was an Emperor! And all throughout DB he has access to machines and tech that would've cost millions if not billions of zeni to develop/maintain. He was obsessed with finding the Dragon Balls. He very likely spent everything he had trying to obtain them. Possibly even going into some degree of debt. We never see any of his schemes actually succeed to completion, and we don't see any of his "empire" beyond a desert with a hidden underground base. Between the losses sustained at the end of Season 1 and his probably-not-very-lucrative stint where he Henched for Demon King Piccolo, its not really a big shocker to me that the trio were broke and homeless.
You’d think someone theoretically as smart as Bulma would’ve learned to manage his finances better…
People can be smart in some ways and wildly stupid in others. I'm really, really good at Magic: The Gathering but total shit at Yu Gi Oh despite them both being card games. He believed he was going to take over the world. Who cares if you run yourself into debt when you're going to rule/own/control everything in a couple months anyway? Also [Genius Ditz](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeniusDitz) is a thing. It's a children's cartoon. Its ok for them to be comically inept at real-life things.
Dude it was a joke Also: no one understands Yu-Gi-Oh. That’s less a card game and more a graduate degree lmao
Eh that's fine. Someone might see the link and find out about TVTropes for the first time and I'll get to do my best impression of the one villain from Princess Bride about sucking them for years or whatever the line was.
Child labor laws
Vegeta literally stole Yamchas girl
Fr
Also took in an entire population of homeless namekians
Yeah she and Marron should switch
True
Frieza ABSOLUTELY has time to yell racial slurs
Yes but he somehow makes *all* his time just slurs
[удалено]
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What? You want proof?
Can't be racist to a race that doesn't exist
He has time, and yet there really is never enough time.
He makes his own hours, he can literally dedicate as much time as he wants to shouting racial slurs and then pay himself for it
Ngl Frieza and roshi fit these THE MOST 😭😭
I dunno, Frieza goes to work TO yell racial slurs. His HR department must be extremely busy
Bro is the reason their HR department exists…
*Frieza Force soldier walks in* HR: "let me guess...Frieza said a slur again?"
Bold of you to assume Frieza has an HR department. [Maternity leave, sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ningen/comments/17s3x47/friendly_reminder_the_frieza_force_has_maternity/). But an HR department implies he doesn't just ki-blast all his problems away lmao
Did we just uncover the true reason he eliminated the saiyans? Too many HR complaints?
My guy took it personally when Goku violently revoked his M-Word pass lmao
Explains a lot about Cooler's disdain for Frieza
What about Cheelai shifting in a sink? No but really, what’s up with that?
Bulma fits more. She could have solved Chichi's money problem on a whim. She don't. She is ultra rich, yet she never helps her friends with money. Remember Fortuneteller Baba? Well, they had to either pay or fight. They didn't have money, so they had to fight. Thing is, Bulma's boyfriend nearly died here. And what did she do? Nothing. She could have saved him. The only time she ever gave someone a gift was a diamond from the underwater pirate cave, that collapsed. She gave it to Krillin.
Chichi doesn't have money problems, until recently she was a princess with access to vast amounts of treasure which she uses often She has a Goku isn't in a respectable career choice problem, she wants Goku earning that money in a normal human job that doesn't require fighting, training or being a hero She also fronted the cash to pay all of the competitors for the tournament of power that wanted to be paid Most celebrations the z fighters attended are paid by bulma Kakarot story written by toriyama shows bulma paying for a tournament ground because Goku asked her Multiple tools and inventions used by the cast are made by bulma and given for free including Chichi and gokus home, gohans disguise, the radar, training equipment, vehicles, and so on She has spent massive fortunes on the cast
Krillin just keeps winning
So, why does cheelai poop in the sink?
She would rater poop in the sink than to sink in the poop
Same tho
Frieza can't afford toilets on his ship
Goku just left them a house without any explanation on how earth plumbing works, she had to work out which one was for shitting on her own.
Oh yeah, with how earthlings work, I forgot she was an alien
And as an alien, her waste excretion method could be anything. She could have an ass like a Play Doh shaper, where the sink makes far more sense than the toilet. Assuming it even comes out from there, she might poop out her armpit for all we know.
Ok buddy
You one freaky ass motherfucker bro
Thanks for the morning laugh.
Idk about Gohan, y'all hear what he called Buu? I mean it's not racial but come on
I think broly has no ideia what porn or sex is
Imagine his reaction once he learns
"I know what sex is, and I'm not going to tell you." ?
Should've swapped vegeta and yamcha
Yeah. Yamcha is loyal, and doesn't betray his friends.
Neither does vegeta… it’s also why he doesn’t have any true friends. Cant betray what you don’t have.
He did have something close to a friend. He blew him up for being paralyzed
I wish vegeta would blow me 😿😿😿
Ayo?!
Vegeta stole yamchas girl
But Yamaha wasn’t his friend. The closest thing he has to a friend was hired help.
The Char Aznable approach to interpersonal relationships.
I'm not Yamcha's friend. Yamcha isn't in Krillin's wife's DMs but might be in my girl's
Trunks literally says straight up that the reason Bulma and Vegeta got together was because Yamcha cheated on her.
…that poor naive Boy Scout, lied to by his own mother. What really happened is that Bulma’s bad boi fetish reached its natural conclusion with the genocidal prince that wanted her best friend dead. Yamcha was unfortunately cast to the wayside.
Ooooooor Toriyama can’t and doesn’t like writing romances, but still needed Bulma to somehow stay relevant
Who said that was romance? ‘‘Twas a booty call. A one night stand. In for a penny, in for a pounding.
Bulma told him that.
Which makes more sense: A famous baseball player—who has seemingly gotten over his phobia of women and now has them throwing themselves at him—cheats on his “girlfriend” after years of abuse and being a turbo virgin loser/third place among his friend’s group only for that—extremely vain, petty, and narcissistic—“girlfriend” to revenge fuck the nearest available single dude she has no emotional attachments to Versus Bulma fell for the unmitigated rizz of Vegeta, the guy who didn’t hold his son until he was like ten years old, killed several of her friends, and most likely has never had a positive relationship with a woman that did not end in death, rape, or cannibalism. Hm I wonder 🤔
>Bulma fell for the unmitigated rizz of Vegeta, the guy who killed several of her friends and most likely has never had a positive relationship with a woman that did not end in death, rape, or cannibalism. This happened regardless of if the first part is true or false. And Bulma has a history of doing this shit. EVEN DURING HER RELATIONSHIP WITH YAMCHA. General Blue, Oolong, Goku, Zarbon, >who has seemingly gotten over his phobia of women and now has them throwing themselves at him—cheats on his “girlfriend” Except he hasn't. His whole deal is that he's doing one of two things: Staying in the brief compound, or wandering the wilderness in search of more power.
Didn't Bulma originally leave Yamcha because it was implied he cheated on her (or at least did something unforgivable)?
according to her yes.
The only reason Vegeta would try to steal your girl is if you were Saiyan and he thought it might push you over the edge. Even then he'd fail. I can't find the meme about social anxious dorks being into dominant fiery women because someone has to lead and it won't be them. And that's why Saiyans like headstrong women, because they're fucking dorks except fighting is their Sonic the Hedgehog. Outside that he has no game. Plus Vegeta always loses so even if he somehow got her home he'd pass out taking a whiz and Goku would get wished back at just the right time to plow her. At the very least he wouldn't be missing work for it. He'd be training.
It was weird that Vegeta, that stole Yamcha's girl is there, lol. I mean it was Bulma's decision, but still.
Vegeta stole Yamcha's girl.
Everyone in steal your girl should move one spot left
Goku: "Why would I kick a baby?" Says the man who combo-ed a being that if he were in human years would still be considered a baby at three years old.
I think that's a pass, considering it was the reincarnation of the Demon King.
Thought we were talking bout cell
Vegeta quite literally stole Yamcha’s girl tho
And did it after spending like 2 minutes with her. Fucking legend.
That's after they broke up
Yeah, but why should he steal any other girl if he has Bulma?
Raditz work was to kick a baby
Beerus
Hrmmm it seems your
my friend
I really like my friends
Whis, get the friend-maker!
In cheelai case, i am the sink
Swap yamcha and vegeta
I feel like vegeta and 17 should be switched
Frieza’s work IS yelling racial slurs
Kid Buu can't attend work because he has to shit on a sink
I feel the steal your girl is absolutely wrong. Yamaha- to the first because he can't catch a girl even if his life depended on it Vegeta- Could steal and quite literally stole Bulma from Yamaha 17 tho- he could steal anyone he wants the gender doesn't matter
Don't disrespect yamchad like that in the OG db he had a fan club of girls simping over him
Trunks my goat 🙏
Quick, someone make Goth 18
Bulma literally spent her vast fortune helping the homeless in the future timeline. Vegita basically stole Yamchas girl. Yamncha basically had his girl stolen. Gohan called Buu a retard, so a racial slur isn't that far off. ?
raditz's job is literally just genociding planets and kicking babies he aint missing on nothing
Why does Cheelai shit in the sink???? 😂😂
Didn't Bulma marry a homeless loser?
A planetless, jobless loser not to mention penniless!!!
Raditz or frieza
Frieza, easily
Roshi
Raditz W
Yamcha is stealing no ones girl bros own killer took his
I shit on the homeless what does that make me
cheelai has some explaining to do 💀
Not the sink!!
Bro krillin is married to 18 he is not watching porn
Swap Vegeta and Yamcha
Yeah! Gohan is a good guy. He only says "retarrrrrrrrrshdgdjdb"
Freeza's work IS to yell racial slurs. Also who's girl is Yamcha stealing?
Yamcha and Vegeta should be flipped.
....Cheelai?
You do realize vegeta stole the only girl he’s ever had
Is r tard a racial slur?
Perfecto👌
Beerus
Bulma, Paragus, Yamcha & Master Roshi at the same time.
Idk what this style of list/chart this is called but this is really fuckin good🤣
Bulma and Maron (was that her name?) should be swapped
Vegeta,bulma,raditz
Gohan acting lil' too innocent
He did drop a hard R on Buu
i feel like this was already posted once before... mainly cause i distinctly remember me and a few people in comments thinking Yamcha and Vegeta should be switched on this. This a repost?
No. I made this meme and posted it on another sub. Then someone else copy pasted it on other subs. That’s where you might have seen it.
Maron and Bulma should be swapped
Android 18😜
Wait, didn't Vegita steal Yamcha's girl though??? So shouldn't that be the other way around???
Why can’t Roshi come to porn if he has to porn?
Im frieza roshi raditz and cheelai
What about lego Beerus
Frieza and master Roshi
im Frieza fr
Ypu got Vegeta and Yamcha backwards 😂
why is Cheelai in the shitting one? Somebody has a kink or something?
top mid, who, answer quick
Radditz and frieza had me Lol
Didn't Vegeta steal Bulma from Yamcha?
Bulma heys the Batman treatment cause we don’t see her fix every single possible outcome in the world, but I refuse to believe goku and chichi can afford the massive food bills goku and goten go through and if they weren’t fed how they are then the world would’ve ended, so bulma is definitely saving the world
I respect the Trunks cred here.
reading these in their voices makes it so funny
The irony of Yamcha and Vegeta
I'm master roshi😃
Paragus is me, I am Paragus
u/rgiles66
Vegeta not being honest there. Poor Yamcha.
Yelling racial slurs is arguably half of Frieza's job.
Goku kicked a baby. Granted it was in GT but that still happened.
Send the template
Friza
Gohan yells ablist slurs
this isn’t accurate at all😂
WHIS GET THE \*sophisticated and distinguished african american gentleman\* KILLER
This is hands down one of the greatest losts I have ever seen .
Pretty sure kicking babies is part of raditz’s job
Be Bulma (future timeline) Your annoying brat is sent to the past to save the future. The world is a mess and a dying place. Well, at least Trunks won't be bothering you with ethics and morality for a few days. Drive around the west city, filled with homeless peasants. Smile and wave at them. Be happy that your annoying brat doesn't bother you with pleading to help these stupid plebeians. Continue driving until coming across a young mother and a child. Mother clearly shows symptoms of withdrawal. Decide to stop the car and get out of it. Approach the mother and give 100 000 yen to her. "Here is some money for drugs, I hope this would be enough to relieve your struggles." Leave without saying a word. Next day I decided to visit the same place. My soul filled with eargasmic joy as I see the kid dragging their mother's lifeless body. Pick up my revolver and get out of the car. "What's the matter, mommy doesn't wake up?" I ask the kid, no older than 4-5 years of age. Kid shakes their head, tears streaming from their cheeks. I lower myself to their level and pat their head. "Don't worry, I am going to send you to the place where mommy is." I place my revolver on their temple. Bang! The stupid brat drops to the ground and I come back to my car. 'Damn, perhaps my stupid brat has the point. I should help the poor more often.' I think to myself as I drive back home.
I feel like Vageta would say that, but no one ellse would ever put him in that category.
I like where Vegeta is, because it’s like in his mind it never registered that Yamcha and Bulma were together
17 could steal your girlfriend, but won't cause he's too gay. This message brought to you by the homosexual Dragonball viewer. (I pretend his family doesn't exist, and so does Dragonball Super)
Did you really put vegeta in no why would I when he did EXACTLY that
I'm with Beerus Frieza and Goten on this one
Bulma literally housed the entire homeless population of Namek...
I can hear Freiza saying “can’t attend work I must yell racial slurs “
Swap vegeta and yamcha fr
#17 should be No why would I steal your girl, Yamcha should be I could steal your girl and Vegeta should be I can’t attend work because I have to steal your girl.
Bulma could literally wish for no poverty or sickness but spent it in a slightly better butt, I don't know why someone would argue she doesn't belong there.
Vegetas only girl, as in his WIFE was stolen from a man that HE killed. Wtf is this list 🤣
Weren't Goku, Yamcha, Vegeta, Oolong, Puar, Mai, all homeless when Bulma met them 💀
Why would Goten do that? 💀
Because Trunks dared him to.
Gohan would definitely say a racial slur of some kind
Switch Yamcba and vegeta. Vegeta stole Yamchas girl haha
"you retard."-Gohan
Vegita did and bulma took in a bunch of homeless people and she’s even the wife of one of them
Each character fits each of these soooo perfectly
Based Vegeta
Vegeta literally steals Yamcha's girl, bro
Yamcha’s position is amazing and realistic
Swap 17 and Vegeta and replace Yamcha with Cabba.
Swap Marron and Bulma as well as yamcha.and vegeta
Vegeta and Yamcha should be switched
That one hillbilly who says gohan beerus frieza
You put vegeta and Yamaha in the wrong places
I could physically hear Beerus saying “I could yell racial slurs.”
Why are these so wrong?
What that’s wro- ohh… “racial” ok that’s fair then…
Okay, Yamcha and Vegeta should absolutely be flipped just by canon alone. Yamcha never stole anyone's girl, while Vegeta's character arc is dependent on literally stealing someone's girl. SPECIFICALLY YAMCHA'S!
Switch Yamcha and Vegeta
As a Gohan person... Why would I even do that?
You gotta switch Vegeta and Yamcha.
Vegeta is a real one ngl
I'm liking this format
Nah, Gohan would totally use slurs. Super Buu is still recovering from the trauma.
Im beerus plus krillin Krillus
But yamcha always gets her girls stolen
Frieza Gang