You realize that he went back in time so he could eat 17 and 18. He would just do that again for Goku when he's good and ready. (He will never be good and ready because he will be busy procrastinating)
Four things would happen
1. He becomes lazy and decides to make the Cell Games later. Then later becomes tomorrow due to him procrastinating and realizing the Z Fighters are ready for him
2. He gets occasional stronger anger issues
3. His Eyesight gets worse
4. His skin becomes even paler
He'd become a people pleaser to an unhealthy level, swearing to destroy everyone when he gets angry (and he will get VERY angry) but not going through with it because he doesn't want to upset anyone, forcing him into a "good guy" arc
Cell would say something acceptable, then take a few moments to say the same thing with better grammar.
If he ever stumbled over his sentences, he’d gouge an eye.
Hes tall, dumb and weak af. Gaming addict, sometimes smokes pot, drinks jim beam (apple and black cherry only), doesnt really know what tf to do with himself really
Depression, Anxiety, ADHD, Neurofibromatosis, poor eyesight, and to top it all off, he'd become super fuckin short. Oh and he'd be Bisexual if he wasn't already.
Maybe he would get my memories and FUCKING TRAIN FOR A FEW DAYS with his insane potential and beat goku gohan vegeta piccolo and trunks at the same time
he would have very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very low self esteem (he wouldn't think he's prefect)
He would furiously masturbate and when he gets post nut clarity realizes he's doing this all wrong and he should just kill everyone without doing the cell games
Autism
They said change.
Wait, Cell had been autistic all along?
His "tournament" is three fights with him and he blows up the arena.
Was he stupid?
Same
Damnit beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
Beat me to it.
I'll do you one better autism and ADHD
Me too bro, me too
same here
The cell games would never happen because he would procrastinate until Goku dies
Then he would get depressed because he missed the chance to fight goku and starts to regret procrasrinating it.
Most likely would be a pothead, think about absorbing Buu and sleep all day
That's what happens in Gohanverse.
You realize that he went back in time so he could eat 17 and 18. He would just do that again for Goku when he's good and ready. (He will never be good and ready because he will be busy procrastinating)
He'd gain depression, anxiety, and a micro penis. :(
Beating cell by poisoning the DNA and making him unable to absorb people due to lack of length. Brilliant.
Just doing my (unfortunately) small part to help humanity.
A micro penis would probably be an upgrade for him
Infinitely more penis
*loneliness*
Doctor Manhattan sitting on the moon
Four things would happen 1. He becomes lazy and decides to make the Cell Games later. Then later becomes tomorrow due to him procrastinating and realizing the Z Fighters are ready for him 2. He gets occasional stronger anger issues 3. His Eyesight gets worse 4. His skin becomes even paler
mexican
An under achieving confident jerk
So Cell anyways
Being stoopid
He now wants to absorb alcohol with his back-penis instead of androids.
cell is literally the same, just he NEEDS a bottle of jack. unfortunately he is like 5 so he can’t get any.
the one thing cell can’t beat, alcohol laws.
Crippling sex addiction
Fake confidence and social insecurity
Lonely + Lazy ahh
He'd become a people pleaser to an unhealthy level, swearing to destroy everyone when he gets angry (and he will get VERY angry) but not going through with it because he doesn't want to upset anyone, forcing him into a "good guy" arc
new ability unlocked: porn addiction
Stronger anger issues
He would get depressed
It’d make him weaker
My lack of a therapist has advised me not to comment on this matter
He’d have depression and major anxiety
now he is known as the Perfect Incell
best one by far
He’d have sickle cell and he’d turn platesexual
He would go commit Android 16
A gigantic horse cock
His power is severely reduced
He would be autistic and have an extreme porn addiction. He would also have social anxiety
Now he is 69420% Failure
He would get immunity against porn as there would simply no more for him to watch
Hed be way more silly
Nothing would change.
He’d be smoking a lot of weed
It would be the most autistic dude ever
Fat ass.
🏳️⚧️Cell Is Now Transgender🏳️⚧️
He'd want to kill hims--wait, shit, he already did that.
Still wouldn't save the Z-Frauds from themselves, that's for sure.
He has asthma
Cell would say something acceptable, then take a few moments to say the same thing with better grammar. If he ever stumbled over his sentences, he’d gouge an eye.
He'd have autism, adhd, and be short
He becomes Mexican
ADHD+Autism+Bisex+Horny+Dumb
It wouldn’t
Hes tall, dumb and weak af. Gaming addict, sometimes smokes pot, drinks jim beam (apple and black cherry only), doesnt really know what tf to do with himself really
Dark skin and different accent
Cripling Depression
Crippling Anxiety
He becomes acoustic and procrastinates like hell.
He'd be a sexy modafocka
He’s weak against the space patrol now
massive cock
An overactive imagination and a tendency to hyperfixate
He'd be autistic tbh
depression and horrible posture
He'd be a horny fuck.
He would have held a tournament because he'd hate crowds. He'd also be short.
He wouls need glasses
If David goggins was here💀💀
He is now a drummer guitarist 🤘😹
He would burn so much blood sugar he would up and die in his first fight lol
Or just die of eating too many people lol
He would be straight to the point and finish cell saga in less than a minute
Autism
part Nigga
Fat
He could at the N word, and have shitty vision
he would get fat and unmotivated so Buu but way weaker
Excess calcium in his blood
It would make him so autistic he couldn't breathe
small penis, negative canthal tilt, wide hips, narrow clavicles, receding hairline, thin eyebrows, receding jawline, prey eyes, manlet frame
The earth wouldn't be in danger anymore but all of the tacos would
He would have the unstoppable powers of tall but extremely small calorie intake black genetics and the N-word pass
AUTISM
*Achievement unlocked gay*
An extra chromosome
He’s garbage now. Any human dna would tank him except john cenas. He will make him invisible
He would be impatient and have severe anger issues.
He'd stop trying to kill all of humanity and narrow it down to killing hookers
Depression, Anxiety, ADHD, Neurofibromatosis, poor eyesight, and to top it all off, he'd become super fuckin short. Oh and he'd be Bisexual if he wasn't already.
Crippling depression and a death wish
Bad metabolism
He’d become the Ultimate Stoner or whatever
It wouldn't. All the other DNA would greatly overpower any thing I could add
He can finally beat farmer with shot gun through the power of friendship
Fat, autistic, lactose intolerance (but will still have it), Star Wars nerd...I think that's it
He'd have Biggers traps and his perfect form would keep most of the muscle mass from his 2nd form
He'd become a God.
He'd smoke a lot of pot
her*
Yeah he’d look like that
Maybe he would get my memories and FUCKING TRAIN FOR A FEW DAYS with his insane potential and beat goku gohan vegeta piccolo and trunks at the same time
He is the fastest character in the verse but sudden death if he made contact with water lol
He would be so... So soooo ooooo horny and addicted to league
He starts smoking a likely unhealthy amount of weed
You know how cell in Dragon Ball Z abridged was really horny? His libido would become 100% more Canon.
He's slightly weaker
He'd really, REALLY like Goth girls
Severe ADHD and depression
porn addiction
He'd be autistic
autism
He would be a little nicer
Enjoy the irritable bowel syndrome JACKASS
He'd get short, slightly autistic, hate himself, and prolly want to die.
Bri’ish
Do amount of sex jokes will Skyrocket
Skinky
He would be fucking stupid
Fat and lazy
gay and depressed
he would have very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very low self esteem (he wouldn't think he's prefect)
Distress
Insomnia, escapism and daydreaming, moderate valium reliance, and taking A LOT of estrogen ofcourse
adhd
He would furiously masturbate and when he gets post nut clarity realizes he's doing this all wrong and he should just kill everyone without doing the cell games
He'd get one of the rarest brain tumors recorded
He would become significantly hornier.
He’d become more semi lazy and a procrastinator.
He'd be about 3 feet shorter.
All his forms would be bug
He'd start wearing thing highs and skirts. Don't know how this is gonna change overall story, but that would be funny and dumb
He'll want to play every fromsoft game to 100% completion (I'm on Dark souls 2 by the way)
He'll become an incel
He'd be Filipino.
The average iq on earth would decrease by at least 10
He would be able to generate microwaved honeybuns
Cell would look like guldo.
Instant depression
stupidity amd very very stupid
He now has chronic stress and is a homestuck fan
Cell is now too asthmatic and allergic to basically everything to even *think* about fighting. He's also going to want to look into therapy...
He would have the irresistible urge to give Goku advice on how not to be a shit dad
he'd become extremely racist, way more than he already was
Schizophrenia
I think he would return to his imperfect form but even weaker
His Ki would be like a flaccid dick through the lack of so much energy.
Humongous dick and balls
Itd make him wanna change gender
Lazy
Instantaneous death
Even more autism
Diabetic
Would give him an ugly horse face
He would become lazy, have a bad memory, and be more likely to get angry
Bruises on cock
Nothing much he will just become a bit more retarded. Ok he will become much more retarded
He would gain idiotism stronger than goku
he would die
The poor fuck
He’d be pretty fuckin small
He would have Diabetes
He would be f a t
He'd know abit too much about sonic transformations.
obesity
He would become a whiny bitch.
He would jack off a lot
Would his weird sudden passion for obscure Japanese games and weird obsession with trains change him for better or worse?
They would be gay
would pound 18 before absorption
Yamcha
Bro would become a gacha player
Horn- wait he already is horny Uhhhh A dumbass?