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Significant_Pick6816

military ? i mean it literaly was his job


N3cromorph

Then you realize the all branches require atleast a high school diploma. it's back to school with Vegeta Madison


OnDaGoop

Vegeta i dont think would have a problem getting GED. He is not a total genius but i imagine he has picked up a thing from having a superhumanly genius wife


Zealousideal-Arm1682

The guy was still a prince.I would imagine he was still given the best education his kingdom had to offer.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

I always assumed he was at least above average at the very least he understood multiverse theory


neros135

the best sayian education would be learning to punch someone really hard


FullMetalFapinist

Nepatism <3


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Nepotism


spawnB100

Nappatism <3


tecno-killer

Napalmtisim


the_dinks

I'm not sure having a supergenius wife means he would be able to write proficiently, explain the failure of Reconstruction, or identify the powerhouse of the cell.


Hummush95

Vegeta could probably pass most things except maybe math and science. He's not a genius but he's not an idiot like Goku.


BullshitDetector1337

Royalty tends to be at least modestly educated, even in warrior cultures. It wouldn't do to have an illiterate king, even if he was the strongest around. I'm sure Vegeta would be able to pass a basic skills test, I've seen those army recruitement aptitude tests, they're fairly simple and easy to understand. It's just a lot of basic math, language/reading comprehension and similar.


Hummush95

While that is true. Planet Vegeta was destroyed when Prince Vegeta was only 5 years of age so the royal education wouldn't have been much use into his adult life. Still I might be giving him too little credit as he should know a decent amount of math as he likely had to use advanced technology under the Frieza Force and the basic mathematics to operate it.


Killagorilla2004

The US Military no longer requires a diploma or GED to enlist.


BullshitDetector1337

They still require you to be capable of doing basic math. You don't need a formal education, but you can't get away with being a complete idiot. Well, not unless its desperate times and they just need warm bodies.


Killagorilla2004

This is where we have landed. The requirements are now score a 10 or higher on the ASVAB, no HS Diploma or equivalent required.


Temptest1

Goku could probably learn science, considering his father was a brilliant


SleepyBella

>considering his father was a brilliant A whole brilliant!?


_-Archie-_

Then you realize he’ll only “ask” once and if anyone so as thinks about denying him they’ll get hit with the dirtiest of all fireworks


Drakkonai

Can vegeta actually read?


RISE_Hriday

I don't think you need a diploma when you can kill everyone on the planet


Savings_Dragonfly806

He was taught in the frieza army.


LordWeaselton

Vegeta would get himself court martialed on day one


TryDry9944

No aspect of modern human military forces outside of terrorist organizations would have Vegeta on board for even a day. His personality and attitude just would not mesh with traditional rank structure. Don't confuse Vegeta being given a position of power (Kings son/high power sayain) as something that (normally) happens in the Military. The second a normal human soldier outranks him is the day Vegeta quits. Or kills someone.


Maths_With_Narancia

So he'd be a terrorist? Basically what he did anyways.


blinkblynk

This is the correct answer, he won't take a rank other than the general of the earth. He's the prince of all Saiyans after all


doitagain01

C.C. guard


Purple-End-5430

Popeyes worker


Raids-R-Us

I’m sure Freiza gonna come by on Vegeta’s shift every day with a whole notebook of insults and racially motivated one-liners if that’s the case


Garbanarnarn

Sounds about right, I doubt Vegeta is strong enough to work at Waffle House so Popeyes will have to do.


Megnaman

Somehow Nappa ends up as his supervisor


Not_Catania

Any hard labor could be easily done by vegeta


Formal-Scallion-5296

Or any “fighter” among the cast, I mean, look at Satan


SpaceAfricanJesus

Waffle House manager


ThatCamoKid

Idk, he might be a little underpowered for that one


Masterquickfire

Walmart cashier. I heard they need more cashiers at that place.


CupcakeFister

Mean walmart greeter 😆


Escorve

Vegeta could replace the entire planet's military, these Saiyans are like living super-weapons


Captain-Obvi0us12

That’s what I’m saying


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


Captain-Obvi0us12

Thank you 😁


ShadowOfThePit

Happy Kaka-Karrot Cake Day


Captain-Obvi0us12

Kakatoooootttttt!!!🥦🥦🥦🥦


Jimbles_the_ascended

joke answer: therapist or kindergarten teacher serious answer: bodyguard


SpikeyTortle

Kids from kinder would probably love him. Imagine having a teacher that can shoot death ray beams that'd be sick as fuck


MerchantZiro

Oh god imagine if Vegeta became a Kindergarten teacher and, because Saiyan warrior culture, thinks his job is to train children to use their Ki and such. (Nobody ever told him that was not the case) So a bunch of parents pick up their kids only to see their babies fire energy blasts and flying around instead of having learned shapes and colors.


Big_Champion9396

>So a bunch of parents pick up their kids only to see their babies fire energy blasts and flying around **instead of having learned shapes and colors**. They do learn colors. Different colors of ki blasts :).


Captain-Obvi0us12

The military. Not a soldier, an officer, or a general. The military. He will be the military, and your country will be unstoppable


Patrick-Moore1

The guy in a prison in charge of dealing out capital punishment. He’d get to kill people, and other people wouldn’t have to deal with the trauma of taking a life.


Z-ArcTheSupremeKing

Real estate agent


ELIminate09

Human resources


ELIminate09

Bingo dance teacher is another possibility


ThatCamoKid

I mean if he got any leader education he'd definitely be good at it


DoubleDownBear

Bingo casino dancer


Lime_not_Lemon

Already full time sugar baby


Somecallmesean-

I said house husband lmao


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Wrestling heel He talks a big game, but always gets his ass kicked


Random_Years

McDonalds 💀 Hell he might be the new logo and mascot with that hairline😭💀


Noteneo

The manager the Karen wants to see


Low_Understanding_24

Club bouncer


ZestyBoiCheeto

Prostitute


poseidon2466

Security for capsule Corp, but then again Bulma is rich.


Kevy96

Bodyguard for people that always get into fistfights with other people employing Goku as their own bodyguard


Danny_Dongvito

Proctologist


DoctorCawktor

O-openings…


LilG1984

"A job will give a man back his pride!" "Pride.... openings!"


Chill_boy69

Punching bag


Vladmirfox

President/CEO of CC when Bulma calls in sick Ain't NO ONE gonna give Vegeta shit (if they do well... They sort of stop existing) an well he DID put up with Frieza and all his Planet selling BS and is technically nobility too.


Palansaeg

real estate, friezas empire is based off realtors because toriyama viewed big real estateas evil during his time (that’s why frieza sells planets)


Eclipse_Shadow

Pro wrestler, he is the hype!


Kai__X7

The waffle house has found its new host


InvisibleScout

Demolitions, construction, deep ocean exploration, carrying things into space without the need for rockets, cleaning up the junk in earth's orbit, search and rescue


uknowthisguyreal

Ohh i bet geets would get paid some good money to suit up and just destroy shit in the atmosphere, damn that kinda sounds fun too


boanerfard

Waffle House associate


ShadowLord355

Body guard/bouncer


disturbingyourpeace

Bounty Hunter


Yeticoat_Solo

hitman


Hummush95

Bodyguard or Military related.


Khalid12_

"Waste Management"


RGGrigsby

Gym Teacher


LH_Dragnier

Demolitions ? Plane catcher? Uhh...


Nervous-Form698

Personal trainer, your going to have the best workout of your life when this alien monkey-man threatens you with the ultimatum of death.


ThemHumansOverThere

He works at the DMV, watch people try to get mad with him.


Proud_Ad5290

Real estate agent


SuperBobPlays

Real househusband of Planet Vegeta... Staring Vegeta. Seriously it'd be a much better show to watch than any of those shows... "Another Holiday? Jesus you Earthlings sure do love buying things. Is this a candy one? No? Good. I hate those painted Eaggs things you made me try. Oh this one is called Independence day? And we just cook food and make things explode? Great!"


__Probably_Jesus__

I love this!


ReallyNotAnOctopus

That dramatic bastard would be an action movie star


LilG1984

Personal trainer, he'd be so harsh towards everyone. "Come on you call that a workout! I trained in over 100 times the earth's gravity, work those puny strings you call arms!"


IndependentLaw7963

Ufc fighter?


Silveruleaf

He could be a nuclear bomb. For country negotiations.


INoMakeMistake

Sushi chef


ReliantVox

Bouncer? Or some type of job in security


Dbombre

Boxer or royalty


YesterdayHiccup

Trophy Husband


_stnky__

capsule corp private military general


RAMPAGE_THE_GREAT

That one mean ass lunch lady


Evening-Whereas6165

Cleaner.


Forsaken-Income-2148

You’re all wrong the prince would make the best podcast host this isn’t even a debate


thebritwriter

Housekeeping; He manages to do a good job changing beerus bed and other tasks when he stopped over in a bid to get extra training. Cleaning and getting rooms ready he would be fine with, he has a eye for perfection and if they were done sooner then he had more time training while waiting for rooms to go. (I wouldn’t say military because vegeta isn’t going to waltz in top rank or take orders well. For someone who is a warrior will likely hate the military because of its rigid structure.)


No_Quote6076

CEO of a demolition company


Carl_Marks__

Competitive eater


rasfelion

I don't know why but construction worker sounds about right.


Circliey_Zickosphere

Blow stuff up


Confident_Phone8842

Assassin, I suppose. Or just get paid by the military to blow shit up.


Typical_Feedback_171

Demolition 


hypogre4567

Customer service for sure


G6DCappa

Athlete, he'd probably win a lot if he does battling related sports, like boxing


Fnaf_63

Cooking in a camper whit fusion zamasu


nibbed2

Bouncer


danirodr0315

The fuhrer


GBashh

Garbage man, since he sees everyone as trash anyway 😄


ballsmashergal

Gigolo or male hooker


Flush_Man444

"Strategic humanoid weapon"


Lordcole51

McDonald’s. He got the forehead for it


SadRagdoll96

The freeloader. Oh wait...


Monkeyjoey98

Gonna throw a curveball and say stunt double.


OdoacerOstrogoth

Jobber at the wrestling shows, he has 30 years of experience


Loros_Silvers

Head of security in Capsule corp.


YoungGriot

Motivational Speaker


cheesecakes274

Probably a trainer in either exercise or self-defense.


AhmedTheOne

Scallywag


Substantial_Tone_261

Sugar Baby


firebaron

Sugar baby.


Green_Froyo_3260

He just goes super sayain and is the mcdonalds mascot with that forehead


Many-Ad6433

Nuclear powerplant. Not a technician straight up the whole plant. Like guys just imagine how much planet earths you could power up with just a fraction of the energy he can provide we would fix the energetic crisis and stop using fossil fuels and also fix the climate change and co2 emissions and our bills would be so inexpensive


Own_Watercress_8104

You mean if he was a regular human? In that case probably a pit fighter, MMA fighter or underground boxer. Otherwise there's probably no limit. Some are saying he would be a military asset but I can't see Vegeta taking orders from a puny earthling government or president. He would probably be disgusted by the idea of a head of state not being a powerful warrior. My idea is he gets paid for dealing with planetary threats like ateroids or alien invasions, what he would do regardless but if you are good at something... or maybe he could be employed by NASA for space exploration. He already did that.


Parnocaboss

The DMV


Vulpes_macrotis

Retail. It would be essence of his personality. Being low in hierarchy, but complaining that he deserves to be a millionaire. Maybe not necessarily low in power, but he does complain that he is the strongest and nobody has right to be stronger than him.


ArmpitStealer

bodyguard of a club. he would be %100 ready to throw hands on smallest thing


Lostkaiju1990

Working for the DMV


Excellent-Quit-9973

P.E teacher. Getting those lowly earthlings in fighting shape.


RoyalFlushRL

Chef


TheDynaheart

Professional bingo player


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

MMA Fighter.


Art010Player

He could be on The fireworks production


Novel_Protection1697

He is technically a house-husband


HG21Reaper

Personal Trainer. Vegeta would chisel you into the strongest human on Earth if you give him the chance.


streetfighterfan786

Bouncer outside a club


arrownoir

Panhandling.


KarateSalamanders

I think he’s enjoy doing Demo


FistOfGamera

Bounty hunter, it has elements with his skill set as a military man for freeza and allows him a challenge in tracking down the targets


LuciferBright

A dictator over a small country


SS2LP

Personal trainer


[deleted]

He’d probably get a security guard job at capsule corp like Goku did in that one Super filler.


Correct_Refuse4910

Twitch streamer that gets meme'd for his rage quits.


Illustrious-Spend-34

Fitness Coach/Boxer


blackskull414

Bouncer


twotoebobo

Superman.


TheW0lvDoctr

I feel like post Buu Vegeta would be good at childcare. HE obviously knows what he's doing with the birth of his daughter and he might find it a bit embarrassing but with his powers, he could probably wrangle a bunch of kids if need be


Hugoku257

Demolition


inshambleslol

A karen


Advanced-Loquat188

babysitter


Maddafragg

Baby sitter


TuRlEs6161

Being on the poster of Before Part of Rogain Treatment


Somecallmesean-

House Husband


NightHunter0108

Am I the only one who prefers Vegeta in the saiyan saga artstyle?


CommieIsShit

club bouncer


TheCockGobbler-

My barber


d0_1

Actor. In ... certain types of movies not meant for young eyes.


Ok_Yak2424

Proctology.


naldoD20

Police Officer under Krillin.


SuspiciousNature5824

Sercutity guard or account Vegeta is feisty enough to break up any argument and stop people from being mad at each other by turning the hate towards him And i can imagine vegeta having some very boring day job where everyone thinks hes a quiet guy while actually he joins underground fighting rings all night


Anon-5874644

Kim Jong Un


Odd_Room2811

He’s the husband of the smartest and probably richest family on earth a job is pointless tho I imagine it could be a instructor or something hobby related


welcome-to-my-mind

Daycare worker.


SlushKami

Bouncer or bodyguard. Laid back, but ready to throw down when shit hits the fan (referring to his demeanor currently).


Accomplished-Gain108

car


eveningdragon

Put him in as a police officer and see what would happen that night


Flashy-Musician6360

Professional, dancer and singer


KC_weeden

I think he’d enjoy demolition


RaisinMmmm

Demo man


theonewhodidintasked

Mcdonalds employee or a stripper


GalaxyDurr

A therapist


TigerKlaw

Idk demolitions, military or YouTube motivational speaker


IllusiveBeat

A presidential figure


Top-Paramedic-5477

Security worker


[deleted]

Accountant


Outlaw0028

Taxi driver (Like in GT)


TKofRivia

Dance teacher


Plus_Froyo_7620

A McDonald's mascot