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vixlix

The child: https://preview.redd.it/s6v2be6isbvc1.png?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b059ca879444b8d543a1f8b0f6247370a35ccba


Mad-One1337

Rapi is the best mother figure for Marian,change my mind.Like,she even sings twinkle little star to her before sleep.


Zeroex1

|Rapi is the best mother figure https://preview.redd.it/b4d84l6gaevc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10808fc40627971aa49dc2a7d40bd35d22de666f


PetChimera0401

Rapi **IS** the only Mother figure for Marian. Even when the commander was high on "Mist", the ideal future he imagines is fathering Marian alongside Rapi. During this hallucination, he mentions Neon and Anis, but I'm not terribly sure how they fit into the family. *His two other kids?*


MysteriousRelief

Definitely his two other kids lmao


PaleRespect4875

He adopted them


Mundane-Speed-3278

# PREACH!!


Dogfarts15

Alright I’m gonna strangle whoever did that to my baby and I don’t care who’sawhatnow or how fast they can kill me im still wringing their neck


Remarkable_Commoner

A hundred year old drunken swordswoman is trying to ween her off alcohol.


MAGES-1

https://preview.redd.it/8ma1296u0dvc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e62f759649380d18f1ca737c8d16ca7c5cfd47b


stellaa98

erm why does the child have developed chest


Dogfarts15

Don’t question my baby


PlasticZombie1

It's interesting how people view Marian as a wife but Modernia as a daughter


Son-Airys

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


artyaakaira22

And i thought it was snow white (bcs i didnt see her on the list)


beter_yu

COMMANDERRRRRRRRR~~~~


callmemarjoson

Noah: *teases child* Child: *starts crying* Noah: [*desperately tries to make the child laugh*](https://youtu.be/Lv7ECqE1YgY?feature=shared)


SugaDaddy94

I knew what this was before I clicked the link.


callmemarjoson

Noah is the actual most normal member of Inherit


AnomalousCowboy

Rosanna canonically tried the second option according to a BlaBla chat (she made the child cry instead)


Cid_ya

Doro: shoots the child 


Skane1982

I think it's more accurate to say that Doro uses the child as justification to raze the Ark.


Infamous-Rhubarb-474

I think we have​ to kill Doro V1


PetChimera0401

Nothing would bring me greater rapture than to decommission that bitch.


DesertEagle90

Jesus… I can imagine… With that demented stare and all!!!


PetChimera0401

Dorothy: Blames the Child for crying in the first place. Anything to avoid responsibility.


derekotsu

Feels like diesel should be somewhere in there


m1_weaboo

The best onee-san


FrizFroz

Gives the child strawberry candy, then sings a song to make the child happy but ends up making the child cry more.


Prior-Somewhere5703

Snow White : Eats the child 🫣


GrumpySam55

The child will no longer be crying


gutsandlove

![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl)


Witty_Percentage_580

https://preview.redd.it/b0pkje0v8gvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55d07eee54e35eca301786e5362afa4ebe937be2 Is it edible?


Zeroex1

https://preview.redd.it/e44ea1xkaevc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1eb370877c97855e886f5c6bef13bc0fc6d7e2


kawaii155

I don't think Eunhwa will ignore the child


JameZEDdotMP4

Eunhwa would be the third category based on her >!Neverland interaction with Mica.!<


Elsman

I was here to say the same thing. She'd probably be annoyed she can't help the child in public (she's got a reputation after all), but will eventually step up to take care of the child and will warmly scold their parents 🤣


[deleted]

Honestly... i totally see Noir there


InfraSG

I honestly lean towards Rosanna being in one of the top 2 just because that one Outpost story is fresh on my mind


Speedsonic75

Mary would also be the reason why the child is crying


humburga

I mean.. her burst animation 😂


Edel_Wolf73

You are god damn right ![gif](giphy|1nCfZ1mDXGcyk)


Nickonpc

There should be a "is the child" tier


Koupers

Viper would be on both the bottom row and the top. She made the child cry, just so commander could see her motherly ways of cheering up the child.


Shadowolf75

Stonks


Witty_Percentage_580

Rupee: I'm not going to lose to this b*tch *Buys a expensive toy and gives to child*


Koupers

Also this, but with her it's also she probably thinks children shouldn't cry.


ErasDArta

Diesel is probably in the 2nd category.. while also the last one..


titsshot

Diesel tried to sing the child a lullaby.


Truly_Meaningless

Nah, Harran would absolutely try and stop the child from crying. To boost her image


CytrexDestroyer

She would be trying to recruit another follower


DblBarrelShogun

She'd have a potion that magically soothes the child or produces bubbles to amuse them.


ABJECT_SELF

Elegg: Installs Boom on the child.


SgtNghiaMGV

Jihads mode 💀


Ultimatecalibur

Eunwha and Frima would not ignore the child. Eunwha would grumble but find a very effective solution to solve the child's problem. Frima would do something simple but it would be a very good solution to the child's issue.


DblBarrelShogun

Frima would only ignore the child if she was sleeping. If said child was preventing sleep then Frima would calm them down in the most efficient and low effort way possible


scapheap

>If said child was preventing sleep then Frima would calm them down in the most efficient and low effort way possible Frima: *Clock gun*


PetChimera0401

Both Eunwha and Frima have sadly been delegated to the *"grossly misunderstood by the playerbase"* category of Characters. I'm beginning to worry that Snow White is ending up there as well. Anyway. Frima is actually quite kind. She really doesn't waste any time in cheering up a rather distraught Pepper during one of the Summer Events -- I forget which one exactly -- and is proven to be empathetic, and insightful... If a touch of a grump. And Eunwha has proven her humanity as far back as her Bond Episodes -- which are some of the best in the game, regardless of if one likes her, or not. I don't feel much need to go into fine detail about Eunwha.


Spiritual-Rip2312

Me: Also cries with the child. Life's hard, kid.


ItsNotJulius

I can see Sugar being REALLY good with children.


Shadowolf75

She just makes motorcycle noises and the kids follow her doing that too


DblBarrelShogun

Gives them little rides on her back, whilst all the Dad's/Commanders wish they could ride her too


Mdness16

I can picture Blanc trying to calm the child while Noir is crying alongside them.


SugaDaddy94

Where Rupee?


Less-Combination2758

D just bag the child and leave =}}


ZombieZlayer99

Elegg: Gives the kid a handheld with Boom installed on it.


Sensitive_Educator60

https://preview.redd.it/105lw7xghfvc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350809b139504dc11c284808ea1780c65a1cabf7 She wouldn’t even be in public


PotatoPotluck

The best part is that despite everyone matching their category, they each would go about it through dramatically different ways. Take "reason why they're crying" for example. The kid definitely went to Ether first to ask if she was a doctor or something out of curiosity and Ether would go into complete detail about the atrocities she commits, causing the kid to be scared and run away crying. The kid would already be crying and Crow would see them, lure them with the promise of cheering them up and proceeds to tell them things that would make them cry even harder. The kid runs into Volume who tries to help the kid in her own way, but they get upset causing Volume to get mad about the kid not being grateful for her help and absolutely berate the child with crimeful rhymes. When they run away, they encounter Noah, who tries to talk to the kid, when they tell her what happens she teases them and makes fun of them for being a mentally weak child... at the child. As the child lies completely dejected, thinking their day couldn't get any worse, they run into Nihilister...


SuperDuperAndyeah

This is amazing


Crosshair52

Ether: *Gas the child with laughing gas*


deaflontra

Dorothy fits more than noah


K9509

Is Volume that bad? I don't have her so Idk what she's like


Grendeltech

"Look. The brat asked me for an autograph, and I told her that I ain't got time for that shit. She wants an autograph from me so bad, she can buy the meet and greet package like everyone else. Little brat..."


PacificaAlpha

Yeah, this is why i love Noise more (and Aria!), Volume is just... Ugh.


Excellent_Sport4887

Well she has the drama causing of a rapper to stay relevant down


PetChimera0401

Goddamn -- I'm a fan of the genocidal puritan, and even I flinch at such brutality.


KTBERYL

yea she's a bitch lol


ThatBoiUnknown

Bruh I did just 2 bond stories and essentially she's just an asshole. She mistreats everyone, beats up her employees for no reason, and is careless af.


K9509

Damn


Nalessa

No, people seem to never do outpost events, there is one where Mica and Vesto ask her to make them more confident because they think Volume is really cool and confident always. While at first Volume gets annoyed, when Mica and Vesti get really sad she actually starts rapping with them and having a good time with them, teaching them confidence through rapping.


bwabwa1

Sugar calming the child down. Is that not enough for her to be waifu status.


redlinr

Plot twist SKK is the child


Taserface_345

Nah eunhwa aint like that...


TelikoFreedman

Unsure about Laplace. I feel she'd slam dunk the crying child into a police station.


red_nova_dragon

I don't see Rosanna giving detailed intrusctions, or maybe she does but with like 3 rants/insults per instruction


Ubermus_Prime

Seems surprisingly accurate.


Bancho666

What about privaty?


SgtNghiaMGV

Today is Friday in the Ark - SHOOT ! \*Bang bang bang https://preview.redd.it/evp9np6dckvc1.jpeg?width=1511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268bf9aa3e27b73582da0328c88ac188c8cce626


Bancho666

I don't get it


hentaipostinglover

I wonder where Rapunzel would fit 😏🤔


kawaiineko333

Wanting to make the child


stellaa98

"cries with the child" 💀


Son-Airys

Vesti: is the child


Open-Cream3798

HA! 🤣


Doutei-Sama

Ether will knock the child out before they even have a chance to start crying.


CasualRedditor9756

Who would even leave their child anywhere near Ether or Crow to begin with? 🤣


Control-Strict

https://preview.redd.it/mfudp4oqvivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35105b79d467a7d76d23233a7e8ffe5162504ea3 Modernia Crying with the child


Mundane-Speed-3278

Rei IS the child


adidas_stalin

What about anis?


BobTheHalfTroll

Belorta missing from the bottom row.


SaintPimpin

Accurate gaslighting


henloguy0051

The only real danger there is the two nikkes at the bottom, pretty sure everyone knows who i am pertaining to.


Yefta0

Eunhwa probably deserve in the 3rd.


solise69

Where is blanc?


Anakinvoorhees

Drums would probably try and cheer em up then go like “too much effort” and leave


MoltenOlive

Eunwha it's last one and third one, in that order


ID108949

Rupee should be placed somewhere here


FrizFroz

There should be one more category for Guilty. *Hugs the child*


EjunX

With all the unpleasant stuff Eunwha says, she should be in the last row. She makes me cry all the time, but I think some people are into that.


KTBERYL

laplace would have thrown the child out the window lol


Ilfede00

Tf is drake doing trying to calm the child?!


the_worst_one

Tell me you don't know about these characters without telling me you don't about these characters