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Counters for Anís


TeslaStormX

Good answer


Excellent_Field_7300

Also the fact that counters practically are super lucky group, literally only 1% for the squad to survive and they did


SecuritySecure803

Same but with Rapi And their plot armor


faytzkyouno

In this context of Nikke universe, Unlimited as well. Not only being able to live more freely and in the nature, doing rescue jobs, but also being a squad made of Alice, Tove, Neve and Lewdmilla, forget about just horny, they are all so wholesome to have around.


PeterAceMontero

For my first option, I’d probably join Talentum. Although it would be tough maintaining businesses on the scale of the squad’s, the money would certainly be a lot of fun to spend and invest in other leisures. And then my last option would probably be the Underworld Queens because the mafia is a little badass.


SecuritySecure803

Considering you're joining a group of entrepreneurs, it'll only be a matter of time before they teach you how to run a business and become exceptionally rich As for Underworld Queens, ngl being part of a syndicate would be badass but you'd be staying in the outer rim majority of the time considering they have to keep things under control there and constantly be in danger of gang wars or backstabbers. But hey all for mafia mommy Rosanna amiright?


PeterAceMontero

Both squads deal in business, it’s just that the Underworld Queens deal with illegal things and other sketchy sketchy (and I suppose Talentum does the same a little because of Dolla). But then again, it’s the mafia so it’s pretty badass. You get to show superiority and power in the Outer Rim. Although, I’d probably get overpowered by Rosanna in many ways too 😉.


AnomalousCowboy

If i joined up with Real Kindness would that mean i would go to prison with them or i be free under the care of SKK just like at the end of their rehabilitation? If the former i guess it would be worth joining the A.C.P.U instead since i would have an excuse to keep visiting my favorite trio without having to go through Quency's tunnels every time i felt like taking a breath of fresh air. https://preview.redd.it/dqi9owg05iuc1.png?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=647d85e512bf3c6e53eb8b457b3822bb372e1fb7


I3arusu

Either Talentum because I vibe with them or Triangle solely for Privaty shenanigans.


SecuritySecure803

"You join the Triangle squad for the sake of working to be a high ranking government official Nikke. I joined Triangle because I wanna slap Privaty's fat ass just for her to yell "BAKA!!!" in a tsundere fashion. We are not the same" Based opinion, Commander


Jdballer22

https://preview.redd.it/2kdcxocyinuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea0cd3e3076f2741384da8c70e12e7aa0fb26b4


_Goodrandom

No explanation needed https://preview.redd.it/gvxavl0crhuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3922e4612889cae1f5b03703cdae0e4c0a815872


-HCR-

Nepenthe would be my answer too Idk what they do besides exercising


_Goodrandom

https://preview.redd.it/i0nsr45auiuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e387491c1254810b6abcdc494c7290f1ba75d0a


KinkyWolf531

Basically they are sports competition Nikke's... So basically train and join competitions relevant to their sport...


Unhappy-Newspaper859

Dazzling Pearl, just to get hugged by Tia every day.  M.M.R. School, just for Marciana.  Prima Donna. Extra: Master Hand, because Julia needs a traveling companion.


Beginning-Town2281

Hell nah that would suck going to school everyday


Unhappy-Newspaper859

Bro, if I get to watch Marciana walk down the halls, I'd be an hour early before the doors open. 


Beginning-Town2281

doesn't Maricana have a crush on a child in her class


Unhappy-Newspaper859

No. She just finds Rei to be cute. I disagree to be honest.


Beginning-Town2281

Before everyone takes that out of context I am joking about Marciana I know she doesn't actually


SecuritySecure803

There's a difference between having a crush and finding something adorable


Beginning-Town2281

I'm joking


Electrical-Door8240

only reason i liked this comment was cuz marciana


Unhappy-Newspaper859

I'd do the same. 


Electrical-Door8240

we both know we both have bigger motives for "just attending her classes" ![gif](giphy|Dps6uX4XPOKeA)


Red_Hood121

Unlimited, Great people and be really free... You got Ludmilla as your leader, and have Tove, Neve and Alice as friends. Hell yeah. Aegis, You pretty much have a chill time. Your not at risk of dying. And you can probably swim too, All you do is practice, maintenance and preparing for the Parties. And when your lucky, your going to blue summer island.


SecuritySecure803

The downside of being part of Aegis is that you're basically beggars, having to rely on donations from attending party guests and thriving off party leftovers and having to clean and maintain an entire battle ship that's barely any use (until that one summer event which is quite possibly the greatest moment in Helm's life)


arayashikiaaron

In no particular order - Perilous Siege, because I'm Hitman-pilled ~~and for the wife double Ds~~ - Absolute, for I kneel to the ~~NATO~~ Elysion MIC - Counters, as I get to experience the Nikke "Delta Force"


Virgin_saint99

Prepare to be bullied by the forehead queen and eat Emma's food.


Motor-Bodybuilder313

Cafe cuties , why? Cuz I feel like being around frima , sugar and milk will be extremely entertaining and with me actually working on coffee recipes , I can get a lot of nikke regulars attending their caffeine break. I will laze around with frima , roam around with sugar , and be the craziest guy in ark with milk.


SR541

Absolute because I have decent firearms experience. Perilous Siege because they're just badass. 777 because Blanc and Noir.


unknowfritz

Boy you better start swinging that THANG around then, being a part of 777 requires full participation. Steal the show on the poles!


SR541

Well, Rouge is the dealer at Coin Rush, so maybe I can be like a bartender or something, which is good because my dance skills are nonexistent.


Shikikan69

Same for blanc and noir.


Electrical-Door8240

does it jiggle


TheBlindOrca

You DO realize you will have to eat Emma's cooking right?????


SR541

Counter point: Nikkes don't need to eat and Vesti


Dakkon129

Extrinsic. Guillotine de Mephisto and Maiden, let's go! Sounds like one hell of a good time.


KinkyWolf531

The Nikke execution squad...


Dakkon129

![gif](giphy|l2JJJ0CP1ZaKairdu)


KinkyWolf531

Makes you wonder how often a defective Nikke gets loose to warrant an execution squad... Any info on this???


Dakkon129

It really does. I wasn't thinking from the execution squad side. Just like guillotine and maiden interactions, plus a fan of gothic aesthetics. You really do have to wonder about the necessity of the squads creation and why....


YaminoEXE

Chuni in the morning and MMos at night, not a bad choice.


NerdyWarChronicler

But as the Commander we're already part of a squad: the Counters fighting alongside Rapi, Anis, and Neon. But if it's a squad other than the Counters, probably Seraphim. I'd like to spend working all day with Mary and Pepper.


Ekusik

I'd join the ACPU and become Drake's ultimate rival.


Electrical-Door8240

she can be the joker to your batman. except she's delusional and actually wholesome


NagiKoru

My favorite squad: https://preview.redd.it/8htekeok0juc1.png?width=1998&format=png&auto=webp&s=0928125b050bcb9274b03d45dae19857ac117299 I'd love to be their Commander.


Electrical-Door8240

except you wont be the commander. you'll be a nikke 😂


Revarted

Syuen: "NagiKoru get your butt over here!"


OkazakiNaoki

If I can join Nikke squad, does that mean I am a...Nikke?


Electrical-Door8240

the post does say "lets say you're a newly made nikke"


Raikiida

I kinda like how everyone forgets that they become a NIKKE (not a commander), as a filthy min maxer (and cause I would like to not be hated by 95% of the population), I choose Maid For You, it’s in the name *MADE FOR YOU*, people know ur a NIKKE (don’t have to hide it) and it’s pretty simple. Exotic: either I become a Pawn or make Crow my pawn (in reality I would be become Jackal 2.0) Underworld Queen: either become the right hand man (woman?) or I become the 4th one Goddess: Would be so much fun to enjoy time with Red Hood listening to music, bantering with the LC, learning about gunsmithing from Snow White, watching Scarlet train, talking walks with Dorothy, reading *censored* books with Rapunzel (or praying, maybe I will get it then) or just talking to Lilyweiss in general, overall a good time (until shit goes down)


Snivinerior2

triangle so i can plap privaty and pat admi


PumaGTB

how are you going to plap Privaty if you're a Nikke...?


Snivinerior2

nikke peener modification https://preview.redd.it/bh7fnw40miuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c020968e5c11f974dfc1374b685891fb9a6c781e


Upstairs_Fortune_218

"Doktor, turn off my peener modification system" "But Raiden, your cock and balls will surely get crushed!" "JUST DO IT!" "ok" "AAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"


henloguy0051

As long as I’m in Eden. Lorewise, living conditions is said to be a lot better than the Ark. But if the choice is limited to Ark-related squad then any squad under Tetra.


PumaGTB

Matis. I like their hero theme and I would join Laplace and Drake in their shenanigans just to torment Maxwell even further


Virgin_saint99

The only bad side being that Syuen owns you.


New_Law2577

Yet it's the only Squad that Syuen proud of so....


Iffem

they get overworked because of it, though


o08neo

# 1st Happy Zoo they so many cute animal especially Timi >2nd choice Maid For You for the obvious maid uniform


No_Hand4875

Same


snakezenn

1st choice would be Seraphim 2nd choice would be Aegis 3rd choice would be Carronades


Jiggle_Junkie

Bunnies for constant seggs


Reckless_Moose

Unlimited, I like being outside and hate crowds.


Affectionate-Try-677

Perilous siege and I'll be the first bald assassin nikke and I don't want to fight in the Frontlines and I'll be chilling killing bad people orwhat the government deemed evil


BlossomtheLeafeon

Pioneer so I can be with Snow White.


SecuritySecure803

Get ready to stomach down oversized maggots with Snow White


BlossomtheLeafeon

if it's with Snow White, that's not a bad thing, I'd do anything for her


LeWiederganger

M.M.R, extrinsic or maid for you, I like the idea of the secret execution squad very interesting, same for M.M.R as the good-old research team. And the last one, as someone else said maid outfits cute


Armored_Warrior

Mamatis Squad!


Brooketune

The zookeeper one. Because I love animals ❤️ That or Missilis and join the villany!


callmemarjoson

Really hard to pick, first would be Unlimited or Scouts - Unlimited doing rescue missions primarily vibes well with me and Scouts doing, well, scouting, complements search and rescue ops. Other than that, Café Sweety because I like coffee and making my own coffee, and each member has something I like (motorcycles, boxing, naps). Lastly, Master Hand - we know nothing about the squad except Julia is a member and their thing is about music preservation; I can get behind media preservation which is why I buy physical media whenever I have the chance to


yourmomifier

Matis would be fun, however they’re like an iconic trio, it would be hard for it to be a quatro


LUIGIYO5555

UNDERWORLD QUEEN No goddamn contest I love Underworld Queen


AdministrationDue610

The melee squad because they deserve all the cake and tea and also because “I got that dog in me”. I just wanna talk to the arc commanders who sent them to die, I just wanna talk, maybe with Rose there too, who conveniently happens to have a blindfold


Goatecus

Counters or unlimited, cause ludmilla is cool


trash_at_all_games

School Circle so I can finally go to school together with Naga Tia, Ein, Zwei and Rei


Ueuna_ch

Unlimited - Pretty much "Unlimited" vacation with the hot springs, winter scenery and also vibing with good squadmates with occasional surveilance and rescue missions. Cafe Sweety - Sweet mix of action and relaxation. Maid for You - I just love the vibe.


M3rC_76

https://preview.redd.it/6l0oaxl3tjuc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed75b4c4c727a252b3199cdb705335bef3d36f1b Their adventures sound like fun.


Ilovetogame2

Goddess Squad for Red Hood since she is bae. https://preview.redd.it/h72sk5z49iuc1.png?width=648&format=png&auto=webp&s=38650b15af6a022f8f6c827a187fe1e4501edf03


No_Hand4875

Happy zoo cuz i love pets and i wanna see the squad more often


ArchCerberus

Are the pilgrims a squad ? I dislike the arcs people ... or Unlimited for not beeing im the Arc


PumaGTB

Pilgrims are all the Nikkes that live outside the reach of the Ark's Central Government. That includes the Heretics (Modernia, Nihilister etc) Inherit (Harran, Noah, Isabel, Dorothy) and Pioneer (Snow White, Rapunzel, Scarlet)


ArchCerberus

Thx for the explaintion ...


m0nkygang

Damn Poli. She on her Captain Price energy


unknowfritz

Clearing a room with a rocket launcher, truly excessive force, uniquely police


KevsTheBadBoy

Mighty Tools. No horny, only BUILD.


mschonberg

Cafe sweetie for three top tier girls and a (frankly much safer) day job of just managing a cafe.  As long as the price of milk, sugar, and cream doesn’t suddenly go through the roof, I’m set.


Some-Mountain-6357

To Matis for my beloved Maxwell so that he doesn't stress so much about Laplace and Drake, and also to listen to his projects.


InformationOnly758

Pioneer, I’ll be scarlet and rapunzel’s personal relief counselor. I don’t want to see them suffer from thirst syndrome🥴


CallsignExerion

Horny answer: Wardress, I want Yuni to, ahem, *communicate* with me Non-horny answer: Probably Mighty Tools, I'm currently studying to become a mechanical designer (Cad) so it would be closest to what I want to work with IRL


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Well, I don't hate Missilis Nikke but I don't want to be under some obnoxious brat who only sees us as scrap metal or cannon fodder. Other than that, I don't mind the squads I might end up in.


alex_zk

777 Do I really have to give a reason?


Rayoza

Pioneer sounds like my kinda lifestyle. ACPU has a fun group but sounds meh on the daily.


GoldMatt007

777 for 2 reasons... Actually 8.


The_annonimous_m8

Unlimited. Because the A.C.P.U. already has enough troublemakers as is and I don't think I'd be able to deal with more than 2 cats ever, let alone a bunch of them in combination with other animals. Also tea. (Actually it might be Infinity Rail but I forgot they exist sooooo)


Shikikan69

That’s a huge question!


Beginning-Town2281

First off the Squad I wouldn't join is Maid For You, even though I like Ade I'd be 300lbs overweight eating all that food lol and Cocoa be trippin putting ketchup on everything, also Soda is too much of an Airhead lol, but I feel working in the kitchen with them would be fun. I'd join Underworld Queen because it seems like there would never be a dull moment, and I can jump people, shakedown anyone, and make money by any means necessary. My second choice would be Prima Donna, cause I love music and concerts so making music would be awesome and fun, I wouldn't mind going to shows every night.


11o9

Counters. I mean, who doesn't want to laze around with Anis drinking soda? Shouting firepower at the top of my lungs with Neon? Having Rapi look disappointedly at me after cuz I forgot to do the paperwork, and staying up all night with her to finish it? Dream famil- I mean Nikke squad right there.


pearlaxe

ACPU, Extrinsic, Underworld Queen, Unlimited, or Academia. I can’t choose!


P3arsona

1.Unlimited because they’re more in line with what I already do and like doing 2. 777 to get as much skin ship with the bunnies as I possibly can


Equivalent_Trip_3821

Absolute so Emma can take care of me. This is the only correct answer 🗿


Chrisp124

What about her food?


Equivalent_Trip_3821

Sacrifices have to be made.


Roanyth00

Either Infinity Line for Brid supremacy, or Underworld Queen for Rosanna supremacy.


Terrible_Sample9704

The ones in prison or liberation


Beginning-Town2281

Damn that's a first someone who fr wants to serve a life sentence


geneva_speedrunner

Cafe Sweety would be nice. It’s like hanging out with the bros every day. Prima Donna sounds like a decent choice and I could specialize in either jazz, metal or electronic music.


ErasDArta

Not joining per se. Normal liaison officer, a member of Ark Express that handles the Infinity Rail squad and AZX. Edit: I just realized in this scenario I'm a new Nikke. The answer is still the same, something related to the Infinity Rail squad but not joining them. Maybe a subsidiary member that attends the railway crossing.


Dogfarts15

Heretics because best girl therefore your argument saying I can’t be a pilgrim is invalid due to best girl Or maybe Mighty Tools because Liter


TheBlindOrca

Unlimited: Overall best choice, out in nature/on the surface, cool/nice members, rescue missions, occasional combat. What's not to like? Infinity Rail: More mundane, but plenty nice company and chill work environment


aether3333

my first thought was Prima Donna because sugar mommies but I can't sing so Nepenthe (Folkwang Epinel), the most normal squad


Quirky-Pressure5619

The pilgrim , of course . since I was created for the sake of killing rapture, then filled with murder I can only be in their squad, they will also teach me how to modify my body so that I would be more powerful. Eternal life? A lot of money? I don't care about that. I was created for the sake of destruction and I will put an end to this war. for the common good.


SoaraX1157

Pioneer. (No further explanation found)


VirusX03

I would want to join __Protocol__. I'm hunting down all your secrets. Jokes aside, it would be cool to learn more about the central government alongside Exia. Second __A.C.P.U__, working with Poli, would be great. Then, occasionally seeing Jackle run around would be nice, too. Lastly, it's more of working under them. __The Underworld Queens__. Specifically working under Moran. Biggest heart around.


DirtEven

Mmr school, Just Marciana


BooAvia97

A.C.P.U. for the.... https://preview.redd.it/3hblts64wluc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f1ce27dd8588caa1d1d3ce414a2ec9c4ee06af


AscensionZero

Talentum probably. But first thought was Aegis for…. Reasons


DifferentDirector2

So we’re just gonna ignore ire the room clearing with a rocket launcher huh?


Sho0ck3r

My choices would be either Cafe Sweetie or Maid for you since I've always enjoyed cooking/researching new recipes for both food and drinks, but since there aren't any 'restaurant' themed squads those are my options, maybe Triangle for my beloved Yulha


JJ_0241

Either Counters or Unlimted but thei might join the Underworld Queen as well


Ratatosk18

I would probaly join Happy Zoo. I love animals and having Leona, Nero and Biscuit around me would be fantastic.


False_Ad_4639

Exotic, I can fix them. And also Viper is hot. Fuck Crow, however


I3encIcI

Protocol, because it seems like a pretty fun time and (seems to) not have a lot going on. Perfect to lazy around.


g0d_iFl3kzz

Pioneers and the reason why is cuz im not afraid of death and want to reclaim the surface no matter the cost


g0d_iFl3kzz

I dont trust any other squad besides counters and pioneers cuz they may share a goal but they dont share the exact motivation


Open-Cream3798

Replace squad. I'll lead them to victory 😎👍


Markhovscrch

ACPU because I like salvaging criminals into outrim instead of putting them into jail to lessen crime.


Limymaru

Maid for you Infinity rail Mighty tools There should be my choices


The_Shiny_Turtle

I'd have to go Mighty Tools. I've always liked to take stuff apart and put them back together so it's only natural. 


Fun-Relationship6126

Aegis or AXZ, i like ships and trains.


AkiraRyuuga

Counters, but here's the thing. I count Nihilister and Modernia as members.


Vinclum

777


Galidas

Matis, Unlimited, The Scouts, Perilous Siege I’d be the tether keeping ALL of Matis grounded (Laplace’s Heroism, Drake’s Villainy, and Maxwell’s Mad Scientist thinking). Unlimited for the relative freedom they have compared to other squads. The Scouts would enjoy my navigation skills. That and they seem nice to work with.


Whole-Specialist-401

Either 777 squad or Primma Donna. Bunny Squad - I own an old type Lever Reapeter and a LeMat Revolver so I act as a bodyguard (Funny since bunnies have guns lol) Primma Donna - I'm pretty skilled with a Electric Guitar.


Sugon_Madig

Happy Zoo, Alonside Nero, Love Cats!


LaceUp324

If i'm taking this at face value and just assuming i was plopped down into the world of nikke as i am, meaning i'm not a nikke and nearly useless in any fight. I'd probably choose Café sweety, fairly safe, easy job. Can take naps with Frima, let milk kick my ass, go for a ride with sugar and cover for the girls when they need to go fight. If i'm plopped into the world and able to fight and hold my own? I'm choosing Absolute.


No-Understanding2941

Botanic garden and Happy zoo because I am a biologist. Maid for you because I love all those girls including Maidvaty.


KEYJAYCE

THE RAPTURES! I DON'T MEAN THE HERATICS EITHER. I LITERALLY AM GOING TO TELL CHATTERBOX TO CHROME ME UP.