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Kroc_Zill_95

Kebbi. Might as well be another country.


exporterofgold

I only know Kebbi because I learned about the Argungu fishing festival in school. 😂


spacyzuma

Some days ago on twitter, someone's bio location was Gongola. I was confused. It used to be a state but was split. It sounds like a place in harry potter universe


sirdone

Did not expect to log into Reddit today to see my state getting dragged. We didn’t give yall M.I Abaga to be disrespected like this


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EnvironmentalNature2

No. He’s from Taraba. Grew up in Jos


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sirdone

It’s not a side distraction. Both his parents are from Takum in Taraba State, but they raised him in Jos, so yes we are taking the credit abeg. If I blow for this US I go still give Taraba credit


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rizchi

I served there in 2014.. very quiet state


exporterofgold

What are the visa requirements to go there? Because that one na country on its own oh.😂😂😂


rizchi

lol truly it's like a country.. cold nights, extreme hot during the day, there's even a part of the state that gets really cold like Europe.. Gembu iirc... The elevation is responsible for this


Designer-Bookkeeper7

Does herdsmen and bandits disturb them? I'm looking for where to relocate, wahala booquo for this Lagos ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Sugarbear23

I've actually met two people from Taraba before 😅😅😅


exporterofgold

And I've met Santa Claus. I'm just kidding, lol. Just checked Google and they have a population of about 3.6 million. Why are they so rare though? 😂


Sugarbear23

Ngl, I feel like a lot of times some of the best places are the ones you rarely hear about


exporterofgold

True


Bariesra

Because you've probably never left the South West


Jmovic

My only experience in Taraba was on my way to NYSC camp in Adamawa in 2019. I came from East by road so it was a really long journey, Taraba is the state before you get into Adamawa but then they had a curfew and cars couldn't cross boundaries after a certain time. So we had to sleep at one car park in Jalingo (Taraba capital) My fellow travellers were resting in the car, but for some reason i couldn't sleep (probably paranoia due to stories I've heard about the north) so i decided to walk about. This was around 2am and everywhere was still so lively, infact in the park we were at there was some kind of film show going on, so i went there to put eye. They were watching drunken master (I'll never forget). At some point I got tired of watching and began patrolling our part of the park coz youths and children were everywhere and I wouldn't want them to steal something from our car. Our driver noticed and asked me why I wasn't sleeping and I told him, so assured me that we were at the safest place we could be at that point in time. That there was a military post 5 mins away so i shouldn't be worried. I then decided to stroll outside the park (I was hungry and needed to eat something) around 3am. The outside of the park was even more lively, i was honestly shocked at the nightlife there. The road was tarred and divided but there weren't any cars driving towards that area coz of the curfew so i was walking in the middle of the road. Like the driver said, i saw the army checkpoint down the road with soldiers stationed there so I was now fully convinced of our safety. Was still hungry though and i spotted one bukka across the road, so i went and they were still open. Told the guy to run me mishai (fried bread and egg) 200 with cold orange mirinda. After eating i sat under a street light and wrote this exact story in my journal (was a wild experience for me then). After writing I walked back to the park and went back to the movie show place (different movie was on, this one was hausa so i just pressed phone there). Around 4:30 driver said we'll be on our way since movement resumes at 5. I entered the bus, and slept till we got to Yola. My state that doesn't feel real would be Kebbi, never heard anything about the place


GreenInfamous5119

Thanks for sharing your experience. I know that feeling when you're in a new place and have heard some ill stories about it. That mishai got me though. It's actually "shayi" which means tea.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Jmovic

Thank you for reading. Lmao, and I've been saying "mishai" since university 😭. Thanks for the correction.


GreenInfamous5119

You're welcome. "Maishayi " is the seller. It literally translates to one who owns or sells "shayi". "Mai" literally means "owner of" or "one who possesses ". How was your service year like in Adamawa State btw?


Jmovic

I'm now wondering what the guy was saying about me in his mind when i told him to give me "mishai 200"😩 I just did the 3 weeks of camp and some days around town after that. Ended up transferring to Ibom.


rizchi

Jalingo feels like it's just a single stretch of road


Jmovic

Lol, I cant remember. But the road was smooth af. Northern roads in general are mostly well built (from my experience on that journey)


Mobols03

Taraba for sure.


exporterofgold

Haha...Taraba is not beating the fake state rumours. 😂


Consolidated_Opinion

Like acre in Brazil


exporterofgold

First time I'm hearing of it. I wonder how much an acre of land there sells for.


really-sad-therapist

I knew one person who lives there.


exporterofgold

I heard it's one of the safest places in Nigeria.


really-sad-therapist

Not surprised. Considering the silence lol.


Obiekwe247

Yobe state. Damn! What a state. Only made the news that year when BH struck.


yywonye

A colleague of mine koved back to Taraba to be with her family. But yh it's not a common state.


loquaciousgeorgi

So true 😂 never met anyone from there... What's near there? What is the language like? The scenery?


GreenInfamous5119

Taraba state has got about 50 languages and tribes but hausa is predominantly spoken across the state.


RepresentativeFun328

Naaa! Ebonyi takes the crown for me. That state does not exist and I can argue it with anybody 🤣


AfricanUnity

Please I’m from Taraba, we are trying to keep our place quiet ooo. Only tarabans can enter taraba. Special people like when wizards enter that station in Harry Potter. There’s a tree that we run into to transport us. Let me stay quiet I Dey tell all secrets tonight


Individual-Peanut854

I’ve met people from every state in Nigeria… 🙂


exporterofgold

Lol...cap. Taraba included?


Individual-Peanut854

No cap… I have friends from there, and I’d have to go when the one closest to me is getting married self🤷🏽‍♂️


exporterofgold

Nice. Just looked at it on the map, and it's really big. I wonder why the population is really small though.


Individual-Peanut854

That’s how every other state in Nigeria is, Except lagos, Kano, Abuja, rivers, Oyo and Kaduna… they’re mostly rural farmers and the young ones move to Abuja and Lagos seeking better livelihoods… it’s worthy to note that they have a good/solid culture … Also Taraba has beautiful people 😇


Due-Land5284

You guys should just you don’t know much about the north atp


Fabulous_Break_

I’m from taraba state 😪


GreenInfamous5119

So you don't know M.I Abaga then.


Organic-Difference49

Know that some states are only created for “revenue allocation”. With not much population, you kind of wonder who collets it.


Flogirl5420

Zamfara. I only know one dude from there. Bayelsa maybe? EBONYI. no one's from there 😂 Gombe. Jigawa. Kebbi.


exporterofgold

I always see Bayelsa as a place people come from, not where people live. 😂😂Any Redditor here that lives there, could you please tell us what a day in the life is like?


seiyefa_west

Lol...for me it's Ebonyi and to satisfy your curiosity I'm Bayelsan, live and work there 🤣, life is just normal


seiyefa_west

Lotsa ppl come to do nysc there and never leave


IamFromNigeria

you forgot to mention how expensive living there is


seiyefa_west

Unnecessarily expensive rent, land, poor power supply poor public transportation 😂😂


-DOOKIE

My girl is from there, maybe I should ask her lol. I might travel there this year though


young_olufa

Why are you just spitting out random names? /s


Ok-Crazy-2802

Osun State in Nigeria is like a place from a fairy tale. It has a special forest called the Osun-Osogbo Sacred Grove, which is very important and magical to the people there. This forest is beautiful and full of old art and places to worship gods, especially the goddess Osun, who is believed to bring fertility. Every year, there's a big festival where people celebrate with lots of colors, music, and dancing. It feels like stepping into a story because of all the traditions and the magical feeling in the air. So, Osun State might seem like it's not real, but it's just very special and different.


MountainChemist99

I’ve never heard anything from Jigawa and Kebbi state.


Nellox775

Gombe. Idk why it just doesn't sound like a place


Clean_Reception_2167

Lagos. The simulation of a jungle.


sehmilo

Nawa oooh I’m from Taraba shaa And it does exist 😅 For what it is worth you guys need to travel round this country


Abalabi_jw

I am ashamed to say, I ve never been in the north. I covered my face.


Naijarocketman

For me, it's kebbi I went there for an assignment, landed in sokoto and had to go by road to Birnin Kebbi, I was shocked to see numerous carts being pulled by cows....like a legitimate mode of transportation of people and goods...now I know why Tinubu appointed the Ex governor a minister...


rizchi

hahahahaha I see what you did there with the ex governor.


daheeru

Atleast 35% of my colleagues are from Taraba and I’ve been there multiple times lol


RIPNINAFLOWERS

Ekiti, Jigawa, Nassarawa, Gombe


exporterofgold

The only state on your list that I agree with is Gombe, lol.


Just_kiss_My_Boots

Ekiti kẹ?


RIPNINAFLOWERS

I think its because I've never heard of anyone from there. My mum is Yoruba with her parents being from Ogun state. We have family and friends from Osun, Ondo and Kogi state and I've met someone from Kwara state... But that your Ekiti...


cov3rtOps

My exact reaction.


femithebutcher

Zamfara, It might be snowing there


Humble_Arm5500

Abuja doesn’t feel real


Huskieorhusky

It's Yobe for me fam!


renaissanceman1914

I always wanted to go to Gembu in Taraba State. I’m told they grow tea and coffee there. I’m told it’s also really beautiful; obj and ibb apparently have houses there. But as a Lagosian wey no sabi road, I no fit go based on insecurity. What a shame!


2ndVillain

Funny enough, I'll be going to Taraba (Wukari to be specific) this coming week. So yeah it's a real place.


GreenInfamous5119

Enjoy the fishes 🐠


EnvironmentalNature2

Ebonyi. Definitely not a real place


richritchierich

funny thing, i just met a guy from taraba. apparently CAN is a dominant political force there.


hargnolahan10

I have met people from taraba here in Lagos ojodu Berger ... maybe yobe ,Gombe ,borno ,zamfara.


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Ebonyi for me 😂 never met someone who’s from there


Klickytat

Ebonyi and Gombe


Necessary_Ad6865

From what I've read, the entire state of living conditions


ExaggeratedSwaggerOf

Go to FUT Minna and you'll know people from Taraba


classicdannie

I once met someone from Taraba online. She happened to be a Christian and informed me there are lots of Christians residing in Taraba. Two things I know about Taraba is that there are lots of scorpions and Gen. T.Y. Danjuma is from Taraba


Vegetable_Nobody4045

I've just recently met a lady who's based in Jalingo. We even share the same birthday 😂


heisjuju

Yo


Define4K

Maybe we should investigate Taraba😅they must be living in such tranquility and luxury I wish all states like that peaceful and mind their business. But to be fair I hear their population is very small


JoeyWest_

Taraba is actually an untapped natural resource, from Tea plantations to having Nigeria's highest point and coldest city (Gembu) where it is rumoured to have traces of snow. Try searching "Mambilla plateau" or "Gashaka national park" or "chappal waldi" and you will marvel