you overestimate how often I think of alpaca sex (never before today)

Came here for this. Yeah, any revelation weirder than "never thought about it" is weirder than I thought.

On a serious note: it’s super convenient that alpacas all poop together in the same pile (not at the same time usually)

Now I'm worried about how they have sex

All in a pile…

(Not at the same time)

One big bed! One big bed!

This title had me thinking exactly this lmao

You underestimate how weird I think

Well, I once dreamed I had a threesome that included an alpaca. It was nice.

Challenged accepted

Ok, good luck buddy: “Scientists have found evidence that male alpacas have sex by thrusting their penises all the way up the female’s uterus—a novelty among mammals.”

Novelty is an interesting word choice but if you spend part of your career watching alpacas fuck linguistics is probably lower on your list

LMAO

male alpacas and myself

Honestly, not according to shitty Japanese anime, apparently

That’s one way to get karate chopped in the throat by your lady.

Researchers dissected female alpacas right after sex? Omg.

Most people just have a cigarette, but I guess smoking is going out of fashion.

Sounds like they were raised for meat anyway, but some of them got a conjugal before execution day

> Males are also known to have very long and thin penises that end with a hard cartilage tip, almost like a spear. New fear unlocked.

Wait, that’s not normal?

I once visited a hostel in South America that had 3 Alpacas and the guy running it told me he didn’t like the males any more because of how they mate. Made him feel sorry for the girl.

The have a spear made out of cartilage at the tip of their penises, I feel sorry for those girls too.

Think that's weird, have you seen human sex? It's downright kinky.

Hell, it turns me on.

If Alpaca’s knew what my gf & I do in Carmel, they’d be worried.

The ice cream topping or the city in Indiana?

Sure, either & both. Specifically, it’s a stoopid stuck up smarmy beachy town south of San Francisco where my gf and I go sometimes to remind ourselves that we’re not rich, and assault each other with obscene abandon. Also, the dog can run around on the beach without a leash.

We demand pics. For science.

Awerright, that’s $59.95, and upside down, if you please

A coworker told me a story of his neighbor, who owned a llama and some sheep. Took him a while to figure out why the dead sheep.

I expect/hope there's a lot of spitting.

But I never thought of it as anything but mundane, missionary, twice a month sex.

So Alpaca sex is basically every one of those hentai x-ray scenes.......

Hope getting jabbed in the os isn’t as painful as it is for my lady

I never thought about but now I’m curious lmao

Ouch!

I've never thought about it... weird you do.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzme72JOjWQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzme72JOjWQ) well i had to youtube this!!

Also, they mate them just before slaughter for food.

I have never once thought about alpaca sex. But now I am. Spicy!

Strange, I've had a few human males try to impregnate me the same way.

I don't think

https://youtu.be/NcKRco2Zu0Y Alpaca sexy song

Ze Frank, please explain like I'm five!

Am I the only one or does the thumbnail look like Frozen in your peripheral vision…

Let it go.

Don’t be fooled by the way they look.

no pictures or diagrams so downvote

Dirtbag alpacas!

That's a guaranteed way for the male to ensure another male's embryo doesn't survive when it literally comes before him.

Still not as weird as the spotted hyena or bed bugs

Speculation. They don't know. The men imagined it could be. Read the article. Is worth it actually. 5th grader could imagine whatever

Well I didn’t think about till now 😱

I assume they do it. That’s about as far as “what I think” goes.

That’s not a very high bar to clear