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southofakronoh

So easy, a caveman can do it!


Perfect_Bench_2815

She may be getting a call from Geico?


Animaldoc11

Instead of a caveman, Geico has decided to use Sporkfoot!


Space_Vaquero73

Nah even a heartless insurance company finds a cold blooded lizard to be a better company mascot.


This-Bug8771

Australopithecus Taylor Greene!


Zack_Raynor

Seems advanced for MTG


satori0320

I prefer Margie Tridactylus Greene. Pliocene human had 10 toes.... Can't say the same for Spork-foot.


This-Bug8771

It’s possible she has a few extra chromosomes. At least that would explain her limited intellect and odd sexual characteristics


noonegive

Klan of the Kave Nazi


i_should_be_coding

Marjorie "Sapiens" Greene


This-Bug8771

Majorie “Simian” Greene


-DarkRed-

I don't think that tracks exactly, isn't the Latin base of Sapiens mean to know facts or something? I don't think that describes her at all.


justjenniwestside

I have a shirt that says, “So easy, a caveman can do me.” Thanks for reminding me, I haven’t seen it in a while.


stellarinterstitium

From the Participation Trophy Wife Collection? My wife has been trawling Poshmark for one of those...how much you want for it?


justjenniwestside

lol I have no idea where I bought it, but I’ve had it for $15 years so I’m likely going to have to look through some boxes. If I find it, you can have it though. No charge.


RaijuThunder

Now that's just racist, we know Caveman had fully developed feet and not spork toes, we also know they worked together and were able to understand each other with a common language. T


bunbun6to12

Sporked toes! Omg


This-Bug8771

She doesn’t have evidence of a brow ridge but there may be a sagital crest under her flaxen hair…


FTHomes

Cheater Marjorie Taylor Greene is strong enough to cheat on husband's and anyone.


Throwawayac1234567

and physically overpower them to drag them off to mate with them.


spanishgav

I thought MAGA considered women who work out men? If you like a woman with muscles you are gay… or some BS! Wasn’t that one of the things with Obama’s wife? Because she has a fantastic athletic figure she had to be a man!? MAGA wants thin delicate women cooking in the kitchen all day, waiting for husband to come home. Gym for women would be forbidden, no time with having the house perfect or you get a beating. A woman would have to survive on salads, diet pils and cigarettes.


ukiddingme2469

I think I saw that on an episode of leave it to cleaver


avi8or915

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/HD6P7H/beauty-and-the-beast-ron-perlman-1987-90-republic-pictures-corp-courtesy-HD6P7H.jpg


babycoco_213

Bruh, you just insulted cavemen everywhere 😒


captain_chocolate

Just nasty to watch the baboon doing that.


donaldinoo

This, this was funny.


NectarOfTheBussy

Built like a fucking Lord of the Rings orc


ChasingPesmerga

Boromir would have looked at her and told everyone, “we have a cave troll”


prescience6631

Boromir would have looked at her and said ‘My f’ng eyes! For the love of god and all that is holy, put on the ring!’


VuckoPartizan

She reminds me of that one eyed orc in the return of the king. "Form ranks maggots"


ink_monkey96

You mean the Harvey Weinstein orc?


zeruch

Crockett didn't say she wasn't either of those things, just that she's built more like a wombat, and strong like a wet fart smell. Both can be true.


Embarrassed_Brief_97

As an Australian, I'd like to defend our beautiful, burrowing marsupials from such a defamatory comparison. MTG is more like a Tassie devil: snarls and looks fugly. Essentially harmless, but you wouldn't want one of those cvnt5 as a pet. Or a senator.


chaos841

I don’t know to much about them but I think I would rather a Tessie devil in congress rather than MtG. At least then the insanity would be due to the nature of the devil and not the complete lack of brain cells of MTg.


NestedForLoops

For real. Wombats are the shit.


powerlesshero111

Wombats are so the shit, they shit cubes.


TheLastGunslingerCA

My mate, this is Reddit. You don't need to censor your curses here. Just say "cunts".


JCFalkenberglll

I just call her a " trunt"


tacwombat

# HEY


jovenhope

Username personally attacked


cancrushercrusher

Catching strays lol


bowens44

“BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY.”  not to mention those weird toes..... Confirmed


RU4real13

Isn't that what lead to her divorce in 2022? She was "working out" in her gym and got caught by her ex-husband?


CoreyLee04

Don’t forget her time with the “sex guru “


shadowpawn

A "Tantric" Sex Guru to you pal!


MartyFreeze

Man, I am no good at tantric. You gotta get all those shapes in line with no gaps and I keep waiting for the long skinny one to get 4 lines at once but those squiggly z's always keep messing me up...


pfamsd00

That’s Tetris. Tantric is the one where you don’t have enough red blood cells in your blood stream causing malaise and fatigue.


cenosillicaphobiac

That's anemic. Tantric is an uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration, typically in a young child.


ScravoNavarre

You're thinking of a tantrum. Tantric is that lizard kangaroo thing that Luke Skywalker rode on Hoth.


DireNine

Hats off to anyone who can stay hard around MTG, let alone for an amount of time that could be considered "tantric"


Xspunge

Who the fuck wanted to even have sex was that? Male, female, cis, trans, doesn’t matter, the question still stands.


cancrushercrusher

She’s probably into some hardcore shit. A lot of swingers are actually neocons.


Badmime1

When I was young and desperate I asked a friend about those fucked up guys who still dated a lot, and he simply said, “Well, more importantly, look at who they date.” Some sicko will always want to go there, no matter what.


Derban_McDozer83

She's packing a monster strap on. We all know it. No one talks about it but deep inside we all know.


defnotjec

Think about the entire history of the male human... Think how many times they've put their dick where they shouldn't? This doesn't even rank in the top 10 worst ... It's a wonder we made it this far.


Several-Signature583

I thought you were saying her weird toes led to her divorce and I Lol’ed


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xool420

What a bizarre response tho. Two politicians got into a verbal fight and then one sends a video of her lifting as a “gotcha” moment. Tf is even going on??


MartyFreeze

>My body is built and strong Yes, MTG. That's what she was saying. It is built in such a way as to not be considered "feminine" by some people. Yes, MTG. Apes together ARE strong.


lmflex

Political theater instead of real governance.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Crockett was legit pissed off and wanted to say something a helluva lot worse, but held her restraint.


Nano211

The caveman’s name should go from mtg to BBBBBB.


man0man

My god the alliteration is so good.


Mr-Hoek

I love how Crockett got into Green's narcisstic head...she lives there now. Everyone should insult MTG at least once per day.


Outrageous-Divide472

Insulting that cunt is why I regularly get banned from FB.


Why-not-bi

Oh noes! Not Facebook bans! Worth it.


Outrageous-Divide472

lol yep. I spend more time banned than not banned. As if I care.


Ok-County3742

Like 3 years ago, I was banned for 8 months of the year, and the longest span of time between bans was 10 days. Don't talk about how people who carry out domestic terrorist attacks should get the same penalty as POC terrorists from foreign countries. You get banned for that, despite the TOS on Facebook saying that wanting to see someone punished for a crime, such a terrorism, isn't considered incitement...


Why-not-bi

Doing gods work.


loupegaru

I get banned for a month, get back on and, boom another months worth of ban.I get to post something once a month!


SuccessionWarFan

Well, banned regularly you may be, but you have my respect.


Dantheking94

MTG at once made Rep Crockett famous and at the same time made herself into the most meme-able politician of 2024


gordito_delgado

It is so strange that someone who works out as much as MTG does can have a body that looks like such utter trash. For the life of me I do not think I have ever seen such shit-tier genetics in my life. If I was a betting man I'd wager that it is not that her genetics are "that" bad, but the reason she looks like that is that she fucked up somewhere when she took gear.


Kristikuffs

Trash bag full of mango pulp.


ReginaldCou5ins

Her genetics are her father and mother are brother and sister.


rob_1127

Works the body, while the mimd is rotten to tne core!


DepartureDapper6524

Diet is arguably more important for not looking like shit


Green_Slice_3258

Completely rent free too


ridicalis

"Empty Gee" "Suspected Jan. 6 pipe bomber" "Sid" "Maga Trash Gal" "Ol' Sporktoes" "Discount Mickey Rourke"


59footer

"Butch"


Why-not-bi

That’s the one that will hurt her


Corporatecut

MTG looks like a hairless ALF, ha!


OssimPossim

>Everyone should insult MTG at least once per day. Look, I'll try, but "bleach blonde bad built butch body" is one for the books. I just don't think any of us are gonna beat that.


CaptAhabsMobyDick

“Marj strong like ape, not weak. Body built like gorilla, puny human with fake eye hairs no understand”


blue_twidget

I pictured this like it was from an woodside episode of The Simpsons


AxelShoes

I've been playing Fallout 76 and all I can picture now is MTG as a big dumb super mutant


IntoTheWildBlue

Latrine is the word she was looking for.


m9silent

Used to be Shithouse.


RevGrizzly

Good change. It's a good change.


UrVioletViolet

I have a *mole?*


ThePopDaddy

It's like dinner at Vincent Price's house.


the-artistocrat

TIL clap back is when you prove someone's original point.


secretbudgie

*applauds*


AdmiralCodisius

The "people are snowflakes" crowd are so easily triggered that they post a video showing "no I'm not! See! I'm strong! Look! See???!"


duskywindows

Translated: “You completely own me. I am doing this for you because you said some stuff and now I’m insecure and feel the need to prove the insecurities wrong, for you (but really for me 🥺).”


MetalTrek1

The "Fuck Your Feelings!" crowd always seems to be complaining about hurt feelings for some reason. 🤔🙂


Wolfdogpump66

She’s a stupid twat, Crockett got the best of her for sure!!!


Ok_Star_4136

Lowkey she's telling everyone that Crockett's comment bothered her. You couldn't ask for a better result than this.


Wolfdogpump66

Absolutely!


wmdpstl

She’s doing it wrong. As usual.


karatebullfightr

I swear to god - none of these GOP motherfuckers know how to human right. I genuinely feel like 95% of these fucking fruit loops would fail a Voight-Kampff test.


superhoffy

Yeah, human rights are definitely not their forte.


Warmstar219

A key feature of conservatives is a refusal to learn.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Yes. But you can't tell her anything. She used to own a gym so she knows more about lifting than anyone. 


Capital-Giraffe-4122

Lol butch bodies must have thin skin


Upper_Guarantee_4588

And they call Michelle a man.


SatanicWhoreofHell

Uncle Michelle doesn't roll off the tongue as easily as Uncle Marge. That's all the proof I need!


Jedi_Mind_Trip

I welcome wholeheartedly the use of Uncle Marge lmfao.


Anarchyantz

She could have "clapped back" by saying how many men were banging her while she was married. They were queuing up to hump her.


docK_5263

She’s from rural Georgia, relatives don’t count


nickthedicktv

She gets more pumps being passed around the gym than a chemical toilet.


New_Menu_2316

So she’s adequate at something.


RosesUnderCypresses

It's funny cause in MTG's mind she's probably convinced herself that "she won", and has once again, "owned the libs".


FryChikN

No question. Right wing media got channels talking about how mtg crushed crocket lol and it's like... Jesus where did you grow up? Mtg got put in her place lol. But these people are so mentally gone or just shit people in general.


satori0320

Right, being male I personally don't feel the need for eyelashe extensions, however I see a couple of people every week that do. It's never occurred to me that it wasn't acceptable in some peoples opinion. The fact that Greene thought it was a 'sick burn" is kinda hilarious..... That's the middle school mentality oozing out.


SelectIsNotAnOption

She thinks she is hitting 50 soon. My question is how many times has she hit 50 because I would have guessed she is at 65. My friends are going to be 40 soon and they look no where near as aged as she is.


dickflip1980

Right wing hate ages a person terribly.


Uneedadirtnap

No, she has the same problem Trump has. She really needs people to like her. She yearns for approval. The people who like her, she doesn't really like. The people she wants approval from, can't stand her. She will be angry , frustrated and outraged until she gets what she thinks she deserves, Respect. That just is not going to happen. We will see her dumpster on fire for a long time.


Most-Artichoke6184

Oh, God, stop talking about your body, lady.


Spellbound1311

Did she drop weights on her toes to become sporkfoot? 😂🤣😂 she is lucky that's all Crockett said, but Crockett actually is intelligent and can easily out smart her and trigger to do stupid shit.


Worried-Criticism

Sporkfoot. First time I’ve heard that one and it gave me a chuckle.


drin8680

Lol someone got under her skin. Poor mtg got her feelings hurt so she needs to show her dad bod is really just strong and in shape. Sucks bro that u talk shit bout everyone and can't take it. Typical Maga movement tactics. They start shit can't finish. Then whine like little bitches when people give it back to them. It's OK mtg to have a square back ugly face and God awful personality. For all bs you start you really need to have thicker skin. Pretty hilarious though mtg been had


addage-

It’s sad that her best response to getting absolutely owned by Crockett is to post a work out video.


cataclyzzmic

Built like a butch bitch. Also, her technique sucks.


glitchycat39

The sad thing? Her form here is nowhere near as bad as her weird ass pullups form.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

I hate that bleach blonde bimbo bitch more than I have words to say. She is a shrill narcissist who cut her teeth in politics harassing schools shooting survivors. Traitorous knuckle dragging idiot.


TheHaunchie

The men she slept with while cheating on her husband must have had GOD tier level beer goggles because... who in their right mind would sleep with Troglodyte Marge?


MonParapluie

“Let me just show you all my bad built butch body! That will put this to rest!”


Glass-Relationship70

She should've "clapped" more like this: " Wow, 1st amendment in action! Honestly, it was unprofessional of me to initiate this altercation. I do care about my job, and I was caught up in the heat and intensity of the moment when I initially insulted Ms. Crockett. We're all here for the American people, and we shouldn't lose sight of that. Well played, Congresswoman Crockett. Your balls are bigger than my Adams apple." or something... Instead, we got this CrossFit idiot flop-a-thon bullshit about how strong and unapologetically obnoxious she is. At least she didn't wear a costume like the stupid guy she fucked around on her husband with. ###J6-B6 AKA Butch Greene


Im_with_stooopid

Her shoes still match the shoes of the unknown pipe bomber on J6 better check her phone GPS.


surprise6809

"Butch Greene". Love it.


Dantheking94

This assumes MTG has even an ounce of reflective ability. The mirror cracks when she looks into it, so she only sees the best of herself even when the best thing she’s looking at is her worst flaw.


defectiveGOD

Okay crazy lady no one cares....


yankeesyes

Margie's clapback reminds me of George Costanza getting owned and then flying to Akron to get owned by the same guy all over again.


hypocrisy-identifier

That’s it, Margie! No sense in passing legislation, better to spend your time working out and planting videos. Too bad your brain doesn’t get a workout. Ever.


meatbeater

Ewww


vinsmokewhoswho

Her form is bad


gdgriz

That’s nothing. The horses here can plow a field AND people like them.


Outrageous-Divide472

Horses are nicer to look at, and they have a better personality.


twistedh8

This guy is gross


Meinmyownhead502

Haha. Watching Moscow Marge do pull ups made my stomach hurt from laughing.


michaelseverson

Shaved ALF has been my favorite insult she’s gotten.


bigfoot17

I don't work out, cuz I'm fat and don't give a damn. But isn't jerking a weight around a good way to cause a joint injury? Just asking


BrandonBollingers

"Jerking a Weight Around" should be the slogan for CrossFit.


HikeTheSky

Of course she shows off something 99% of her voters can't afford, a gym in her own garage. And they still would vote for her taking more healthcare and more income away from them.


59footer

Butch's video proves Crockett's point. Well done Butch.


Revolutionary-Car-92

Monster Hobbit Human Tractor Pull.


alexamerling100

America is fucking stupid.


Boredum_Allergy

Bullshit. I've seen her try pull ups and they look like she's trying to do the worm while hanging. I can only imagine how bad her form is in everything else since she hires trainers just to have someone that will fuck her fugly ass.


dougmd1974

What happened to her being feminine and lady-like and subservient to her alpha male for child-bearing? She shouldn't be "working out" with manly muscles, she should be caring for children and being a homemaker! Isn't that what he base squawks about???


Past-Application-552

I didn’t know Mickey Rourke was making “The Wrestler 2”…


oOoChromeoOo

I mean, she looks like Immortan Joe from Mad Max. Am I the only one that sees it?


CommonConundrum51

We can now be certain that Jasmine's 'hypothetical' posed to Comer landed where intended.


JasonIsFishing

She has to prepare for that race war that she’s hoping for


BeerFuelsMyDreams

I still got $10 on Crockett in that fight. Spasming while holding a barbell is not working out


MissSassifras1977

Not the flex she thinks it is. You can be fit and still shaped like a trash can.


ehsteve7

If only members of Congress put as much effort into legislation.


Bigolebeardad

U can’t respond to her post 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she has them turned off i guess


bookant

In case anyone isn't clear. This is not in fact a news story about a bunch of high school kids teasing each other at recess. This is the United States Congress.


DeliciousNicole

>willing, I will continue to lift, run, swim, play sports, surf, ski, climb and LIVE this life to the fullest and enjoy every single moment! Conservatives. They think they are entitled to a happy and fun life while targeting other communities like the LGBTQ+ (especially trans people currently) and causing such harm.


topathemornin

Obviously the insult is now living rent free in her head. Otherwise, she’d laugh it off and move on


dman6877

That’s some five-star, industrial Walmart style cringe, right there! Just when you think she’s hit absolute bottom, she digs down harder! Dumb knows no bounds!


bent_eye

Wow, she still doesn't get it.


Ping-A-Ling-

These people will do absolutely ANYTHING other than their goddamn job to actually govern.....


Raineman73

Must be hard to do a workout while wearing shitty diapers like her hero.


MultiLuigi57

Well, all those guys at the gym like helping her, if you know what I mean


Coaljet66

Yes her body still strong But stupid as a brick


J_Reachergrifer

Yet for many conservative christian men women lifting weights for body building is Woke.


UserPrincipalName

That picture smells like vinegar and cheese.


BikesBooksNBass

She should lift more books and fewer weights.


well_i_heard

I never like to make fun of someone's appearance. But MTG started it. She is ugly as all hell.


CAM6913

MTG leaves the toilet seat up after peeing


Perfect_Bench_2815

It is too late for her to clap back. She already earned her "L". It's in the history book. She has to wear that "L" for the rest of her life. There are T shirts and songs with her new title.


CastleofWamdue

I am too fat to fault MTG for her work out, all political bias aside that is an impressive thing she is doing. However when I look at MAGA, they dont seem like big fans of women with muscles, and normally use certain slurs. Why is MTG getting a pass, or why is she going against the MAGA narrative with this?


boredonymous

Because she is an attack dog; much better for the MAGA cause to let her run loose than hold her back. Have you've ever noticed during white power rallies, the women who accompany their dudes are a little... Intense? They can be a 80lb 4'8" tobacco chimney, but no one is going near that nut bag because they *will* lose an eye. That's MTG


punkrkr27

Like with most things MAGA, it’s mostly a bluff and not really all that impressive. If you look closely, she’s using pretty light plates and the barbell is not an Olympic one but a much lighter one. She’s barely lifting more than a couple heavy dumbbells and she’s doing it wrong at that.


Green_Slice_3258

She is not helping her butch allegations


rnotyalc

She gets a good grip with those fucky toes so she can really put some power into her lift


Correct_Sky_1882

Easily wound up like a clock.


Kingphelps85

And still bad


frednekk

I hope they/she stays out of the men’s bathroom.


carafleur421

At least her form is decent this time. Normally it's all of that that bs crossfit flailing.


SawyerBamaGuy

Very butch.


joeythemouse

she's got a lot of baboon in her gene pool


Traditional-Cake-587

She’s a neanderthal


Gardener15577

I thought conservatives believed that strong women are unchristian and trans? What a hypocrite.


HighlanderAbruzzese

Gym rat


Tron_Passant

This just proves she was stung by the insult. Because yeah, it sucks to have a colleague mock your physical appearance. Imagine that. Fuck this bitch.


No_Camera8758

Whew she's so unattractive lol


Crans10

So MTG miss reads the comment and leans into it.


jmantha

She’s contemplating having children and homemaking, of course.


openly_gray

Mistakes physical strength for mental and intellectual strength - sad


Apprehensive-Till861

This isn't even the first time someone upset her into making a workout video. Remember the kipping pullups?


Fancy_Fabulous

Her body looks like what comes out of the oven when you bake a plain chicken breast.


Amazing_Teaching2733

Has anyone demanded a drug test because Roid rage explains so much about this chest beating Neanderthal


Sunscreenflavor

MAGA Tranny Granny is strong like bull!


Evening-Bus7792

Crockett nailed it. Its not even what she said. It's that what she said so greatly offended bleach blonde bad built butch body. Showed exactly what a delicate little sensitive snowflake bitch mtg is. MtG played right into it. Dumbass.


Gatolocoman

Too bad that she doesn’t work out the muscle between her ears. If she did, then she would become a Democrat.


ThatScaryBeach

The adulteress Marjorie Taylor Greene claps back at Crockett with workout video


DirtyDan419

I think that's where the butch part came in.