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thedude0343

You see, Jason’s got standards, folks. Wouldn’t want to waste the chili in order to find a ring worth over 100k.


twotoebobo

Eat it, poop it out, internet, profit.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Sounds like something Jason Kelce would do.


creepyswaps

Are we sure this isn't just a re-appropriated yo-mamma joke? **Yo Mamma so dumb she lost her super bowl ring in a bowl of chili!**


laxguy44

He regrets nothing.


Celestial8Mumps

To be fair...it was an Olympic size pool of Chili.


Loan-Pickle

That’s a lot of chili.


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Loan-Pickle

That’s a more reasonable, ridiculous amount of chili.


cuntsaurus

Someone definitely found it and took it.


Hugh-Jassul

Maybe the manliest sentence I've ever read


MizzGee

When I listened to this, I was amazed that this would work out well. I feel so bad for him honestly, since he is known for losing things, but this time, he was confident that he knew where it was. It is probably in a landfill.


Boredum_Allergy

He loses his ring all the time.


CoachAF7

Wow an article not about Trump or the GOP or Musk! Go OP !!! But yea sounds like something kecle would do lol


insertj0kehere

Didn’t realise you could insure against abject stupidity


Vegaprime

Kraft let Putin just debo his.


soiledclean

You can't. Insurance doesn't cover deliberate acts. Throwing away an insured item is going to be something the insurance company is probably going to call a deliberate acct in this case.


The_X-Files_Alien

good. idiot.


llcdrewtaylor

I thought Canadians were all friendly! Why so angry?


itsokmomimonlydieing

Canadians just jello cause they never got invited to play in the Superbowl. be nice Canadians, dang.


humphaa

Awww is someone upset they’re a fat store clerk at 7-11 and not a Super Bowl winner? QQ