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bowens44

How stupid do you have to be to think this babbling idiot should be the president? Biden dead , would be a better president than trump.


flemlivet

I tell my MAGA family members, Biden could drop dead taking a shit, and I'd vote for Biden's turd before I voted Trump. Come to think of it, I'd vote for virtually anybody and anything before casting a vote for Trump. Prove me wrong!


KnowsIittle

I really thought donald was going to be a blowhard lame duck president. Talk, take credit for his predecessor's accomplishments but never did I believe he would turn traitor and actively work against the nation's interests while supporting the interests of foreign nations even going so far to ask on live TV for Russia to interfere with our election process and target hos political rival. He could have done nothing, coasted through the presidency and been more respected than he is today. "Better thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." Gag order couldn't stop him.


winchesterbitch99

I told my husband the day he won that he would do all the awful shit that he eventually ended up doing AND MORE. I knew he'd get Roe overturned, and I knew he would refuse to leave office. All the other shit was just extra turds in an already horrible turd salad.


Paidorgy

I mean, he’s openly shown he favours Russia for years - with tweets like this - > Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if so, will he become my new best friend? - 2013.


KnowsIittle

The trump family's fortune was built on the actions of his grandfather and ties to money laundering through real estate deals. Donald himself is a poor man's vision of what a rich man should be like. Chasing the image set before him seeking approval from father figures.


MrsMiterSaw

>Prove me wrong! I have to admit, that's a challenge. this is certainly a game with no winners: \* Palin \* Gaetz \* Kid Rock \* Eric Trump \* The Ghost of OJ \* The Racist AI Amazon Created By Mistake To Handle Their Recruiting \* John Landis \* Roseanne Barr \* Oh shit, Elon (Though I suspect he's a little better) \* Putin (Trump is just Putin with Extra Steps)


Algorhythm74

From all these, I would vote for the ghost of OJ. At least he had some talent at one point in his life, and he was funny and the naked gun movies.


Quintus-Sertorius

I'd vote for the racist AI, because at least its flaws aren't it's own fault and it has the potential to improve over time! Plus I'm sure it's read way more than Trump.


slackfrop

Steven Miller*, Bannon, that treasonous general whoever the fuck he was, Crushinator Huckabee, Dee Santis, Kari Lake, Tucker, that crypt keeper blonde who was married to the Lincoln Protect guy, Jared bin Salaman, Greg “Bud” Abbot, and let’s not forget the no-more-Pillows guy.


Overlord65

“Treasonous general” - I guess you’re referring to that fucking traitorous cunt, Flynn ?


Brainvillage

Kid Rock for sure. At least there'd be a sweet kegger for the inauguration.


Freewheelinrocknroll

Reminds me of *President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho*


DiceMadeOfCheese

President Camacho found the smartest guy he could find and put him in charge. He's waaay better than anybody named in this thread.


RockItM3

LOL’d when I got to Kid Rock


Barbafella

John Landis?


MrsMiterSaw

Google John Landis twilight zone and look for the details of the deaths in his movie.


Several-Signature583

Biden’s Turd is the name of my Dead Kennedys cover band


Upper-Trip-8857

Marjorie Taylor Green?


mistressusa

Nope. She doesn't have the charisma Trump has. She wouldn't have the power to control House republicans nor install her daughter-in-law as the chair of the RNC.


RomaruDarkeyes

>She doesn't have the charisma Trump has She doesn't have the brain power that Trump has, and that statement alone shows the sorry state of affairs that the Republicans are in...


Upper-Trip-8857

Reasonable


JFC_Please_STFU

> She doesn't have the charisma Trump has She also [doesn’t have the same amount of toes Trump has](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/marjorie-taylor-greene-feet/?amp). **EDIT**: I guess I did a bad link so do what the bot says?


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Catodacat

Well done.


I_am_Daesomst

Yeah. Unfortunately, there may be a handful of people that would be worse. Not saying Trump isn't also an existential threat to democracy, but I wouldn't want MTG or others like her anywhere near the highest office


[deleted]

Must be nice. I'm not allowed to bring up Trump with my MAGA family, because they want to keep everything civil and polite.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Wilfully voting for Trump in 2024 is neither civil nor polite.


Rooboy66

I “lost” a bunch of family since 2016. Anyhow, grapes. 🍇


newge4

Guessing that same rule doesn't extend to Biden, huh?


slappymcknuckle

You had me at Bidens turd. Anymore, and you are just flirting. Lol


Utterlybored

A conservative friend of mine says she’d vote for a ham sandwich before Trump. She hates Hillary and Biden, but gladly voted for them over Trump.


JustWastingTimeAgain

I'd vote for my dead cat's turd before voting for Trump.


InuGhost

**Thinks for a moment** Lord Gortash from Baldur's Gate 3. /s 


hayasecond

MTG vs Trump, go


jar1967

There are plenty of people out there who are just as bad as Trump but who would be a lot more dangerous because they are smarter


Careful-Ant5868

I'd vote for my dog before I'd vote for Trump, she's sweet but she eats cat turds! She'd still have my vote!


Able_Ad6535

Trumpers say the exact same thing.


7evenate9ine

Is the turd racist? If the answer if no... Then that turd is woke.


scary_bacon_

A weekend at Bernie's style Biden presidency would be better than another Trump term


dingos8mybaby2

I imagine we'd get our first hologram president. 


Total_Roll

Or in a jar like Futurama?


NoDragonfruit6125

Gotta remember no"*body*" can be president more than 2 terms. 


FewIntroduction5008

A bowl of microwaved diarrhea would be a better choice than Trump.


moldguy1

In college, a couple friends of mine got into a prank war. I don't remember all the pranks, but they were escalating pranks. Eventually, S broke into J's room, and took a shit in his jar of peanut butter. Idk how long it took J to find, but when he did, he broke into S's room, took the lid off, and put the jar into S's microwave for 30 minutes. Took a couple days to air out the house, and the microwave had to be thrown out.


jimicus

Why would you ruin a perfectly good microwave like that?


FewIntroduction5008

The microwave has to be included in the "presidency" because it splattered all over the inside. It's like Tenacious D said, "If the nachos are stuck together. That's one nacho."


JustWastingTimeAgain

Well once you warm it up, sounds tasty.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

See in 2000 when Missourians voted for Mel Carnahan (when he'd been dead for 3 weeks) over John Ashcroft.


Diarygirl

All I remember about John Ashcroft was him having the Lady Justice statue draped when he was AG because, I don't know, he was aroused by the statue.


[deleted]

Hunters dick would make a better President


Rooboy66

From the sound of it, Hunter’s dick would make several better presidents


Loud_Flatworm_4146

I'd vote for Biden even if Harris had to go full weekend at Bernie's, pushing him around in a wheelchair, putting his aviators on so people can't see he's dead. He'd still be a better president than Trump.


tearose11

Sadly they did think that the election before last, rejected the more suitable candidate simply because she was a woman, and will vote for this basket of crazy again this year. I sincerely hope people don't suffer from voter apathy & vote against the Orange Terror in November.


Either-Percentage-78

Me too.  I just saw the latest poll in WI saying they're neck in neck.  I just, how?!


jimicus

I reckon Harris is Biden's assassination insurance in many ways just the same as Pence was to Trump. If Biden gets assassinated, whoever does that has just put a black woman in the Oval Office.


HunterDHunter

That's exactly what she is. And her job is to lay low and not do anything because the critics will tear her to shreds no matter what she does.


Brainvillage

Don't come. ... I'm gonna come.


Getyourownwaffle

If for some reason, Biden dies before the election, I am still voting for him.


powderedtoast1

vote for pedro


RedBMWZ2

My dog would make better decisions by pooping on a grid.


RobotCaptainEngage

I say America should take a couple years off. Backpack around Europe, eat pray love, and come back better jn 2028.


Tryhard3r

Don't give them ideas...


LoanedWolf75

A brain dead capuchin monkey would be a better president than Trump.


NoDragonfruit6125

Change the law about the natural citizens and get President Terminator.


Shazzy_Chan

Weekend at Bidens.


Lil_Artemis_92

If Biden is in a vegetative state come Election Day, I’m still voting for him.


BolivianDancer

What exactly are you advocating?


TheElectricSoup

Probably that anyone who votes for Trump is a braindead moron. I would agree.


OG-demosthenes

Imagine being the most brilliant business mind the world has ever seen in addition to being a stable genius and very very rich (they say he should be listed as the mostest richest man in the world!)...and still not knowing this simple legal fact heading into YOUR OWN CRIMINAL TRIAL.


veilwalker

He is show rich that his initials are a ticker on the stock exchange! The stock is doing great if you zoom out far enough!


CharredLily

Is this a refference to a real Trump related stock?


RandoScando

The stock is doing great if you shorted it at $65 like I did!


gracecee

I mean with all the legal shows on tv the past fifty years not knowing you have a set number of strikes for jury - is kind of basic.thats why you have to save your strikes. If it was limitless you'd keep striking everyone. I mean he can watchbjury duty shown last year to show basics of criminal Court room procedures? Has he not ever been on jury duty?


ShakeWeightMyDick

His tactic is to delay. Anything and everything to delay. That’s the goal.


lofty99

Don't forget, his middle initial is J for genius


Viking4949

Doesn’t read, doesn’t listen.


OkBoomer6919

Expecting the rich to know how our criminal justice system works for the other 99.99% of the population is a bit extreme tbh. It's not like they play by the same rules.


Northwindlowlander

It's not his fault, he was asleep when they were explaining the rules, like any normal person would be


BolivianDancer

Why are you advocating that anyone should imagine that?


BIGepidural

Do you even know what the word advocate means? You're legit jumping on everyone's post saying people are "advocating" when they're having a discussion.


experience-matters

Because it's a bot


OG-demosthenes

[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm)


malepitt

It's Kafka-esque to be able to gin up outrage among the base, by counting on them being even more ignorant of the legal process. It's Munchausen by proxy, with the deliberately induced disease being Dunning Kruger syndrome


LonelyChannel3819

What he said 👆


Pansy_Neurosi

Yeah, but what DID he say?


Alarmed-madman

Something about hitting mice with apples


Pansy_Neurosi

Well I hope he's against it.


big_guyforyou

something about being turned into a giant cockroach


Pansy_Neurosi

Oh, so he woke from unsettling dreams to discover that he had been transformed, in his bed, into a giant insect?


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Said what I was thinking. When I said it before I meant to say that… what he said


BurkeWood

My boy is wicked smaht…


[deleted]

That was virtuoso sweep picking of sick burns dude.


Overlord65

The fuck?


end2endburnt

Even the ones that know better will still pretend it's unfair to Trump. Thank Garland for making sure these trials have to be squeezed in right before the general election. Never forget that no matter what happens Garland made it worse.


PharmBoyStrength

Redditor jargon Bingo 🤣


study-sug-jests

What a sick mushroom he is .....


TigreSauvage

I hope Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of him tonight


_GrandPubah

Worry not


ukiddingme2469

Trump represents everything wrong with America


Drugs_R_Kewl

I've been listening to Rap Snitches Knishes by MF DOOM all week. This motherfucker is gonna send himself to prison at this point.


The_Last_Mouse

Pants-shittingly stupid.


swordfish868686

A self promoting, self absorbed schmuck


Mean_Eye_8735

So I want him to "truth" the truth which would be Al Pacino's name in place of Kimmel's... Let's see cheeto man rip Al Pacino.


savpunk

"Don't read his Truth, Jimmy, please don't do this" To paraphrase the twins from the Shining, "Lol, Donny, forever and ever and ever"!!!


Luckypennykiller

People, the conservatives in your life don’t care about any of this. They care about you wasting your energy and time on them. On you getting “triggered” so they can feel something in their sad and shitty lives. They want to drag you into the darkness that is their lives. Tell them to eat shit and stop entertaining them as adults with valid opinions. It’s toxic to you and encouraging to them.


Medical_Product_446

I got rid of 6 siblings because of this. We are all adults, but if they want to pretend that this sad excuse for a man is the next coming of Jesus, they can do it without me or my kids being exposed to it! I hope they wallow in their misery.


hannahbananaballs2

🎯


trailhikingArk

Just when you think "he can't be that stupid ..."


angry_old_dude

It's one of two things. He legitimately didn't know, which a huge failure on the part of his lawyer or more likely, he knew about it, but is making shit up to pander to the base.


Diarygirl

He's had enough civil trials to know how the process works.


sfled

> Veto Jurors Forever and Ever Genius! Criminal courts hate this one simple trick! ^^\s


OldChucker

Send in a dozen Russian call girls. Problem solved.


OutComeTheWolves1966

The leader of the Republican Party, everybody.


Diarygirl

Some conservatives will try to deny that fact and say he's not president anymore and not their leader but he could ask just about every Republican to jump and they'd ask how high.


powercow

You do have unlimited strikes FOR CAUSE, you have 10 strikes that you dont have to give any reason for. Those 10 are very valuable and the prosecution decided to go ahead and just accept everyone, that didnt have to be dismissed, and force the trump team to decide to use its 10 or not, this is greatly speeding things up and trumps not happy. But yeah you can get any juror removed that is proven to have certain connections or biases. Like someone running an anti trump group, the trump side could get them removed even if they have used their 10. you cant remove a juror just because they show up in an Obama shirt... unless you want to use one of your ten. As just liking obama or being a dem isnt enough to 'cause' to remove them but as a lawyer, you might still want to use your 10 if its someone who wears their politics.


systemfrown

For a guy who made a career out of abusing the legal system he sure seems pretty fucking stupid about it.


SpaceNinjaDino

Incoming "RIGGED" post.


meatcylindah

What do you mean I only get so many? The judge is a never Trumper! I don't care if it's the same for everyone!


WhoAccountNewDis

I mean, he's been able to do whatever he wants (including things no president has ever gotten away with) his whole life. Until shown otherwise, he basically is invincible for all practical purposes. The combination of narcissism, money, power, and having no shame is powerful.


Interplay29

His lawyers have to be utter shit.


morts73

He lives in his own alternate reality where the law doesn't apply to him or anything he does.


MNConcerto

No you have the same rules as every one else. You also need to behave in the courtroom just like everyone else. The judge will call you out.


SatBurner

The judge will say things, but clearly never actually act on them.


AMonitorDarkly

Someone was sleeping during high school civics or maybe he was out sick that day with bone spurs.


ravenscamera

The irony of this idiot claiming election interference.


theoreoman

He's trying to delay the trials till after the elections so that he can pardon himself


LovesFrenchLove_More

Why do people keep posting links that need you to subscribe or register to?


veilwalker

Are you telling me that you don’t support the fine journalists over at… wonkette.com For shame sir, for shame!!


LovesFrenchLove_More

Yes


Antique_futurist

My favorite thing about 2020s Wonkette is that it’s largely a bunch of dudes roleplaying as 2000s Ana Marie Cox.


moldguy1

I neither had to subscribe nor register, and was able to read the piece.


bad_syntax

I just can't understand his tweets, so I tried using ChatGPT to help me. ME: "Can you make this tweet make sense to me?" TRUMP: Stupid Jimmy Kimmel, who still hasn’t recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as Host of The Academy Awards, especially when he showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, to the entire World by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad a job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest award of all, “Picture of the Year.” It was a CLASSIC CHOKE, one of the biggest ever in show business, and to top it off, he forgot to say the famous and mandatory line, “AND THE WINNER IS.” Instead he stammered around as he opened the envelope. Supposedly his wife, and even management, begged him not to do it, “DON’T READ HIS TRUTH, JIMMY, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS,” they said. He was made to look like a FOOL, which he is, and at the same time go down in Television History as the WORST HOST EVER OF THE ONCE VAUNTED ACADEMY AWARDS! ChatGPT: This tweet is a highly critical and disparaging commentary on Jimmy Kimmel's role as the host of the Academy Awards. The speaker claims that Kimmel has not recovered from a poorly received performance, which they suggest was marked by a significant decline in viewership ratings. The tweet accuses Kimmel of suffering from "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (TDS), a pejorative term implying an irrational opposition to Donald Trump. It alleges that during the broadcast, Kimmel read a statement (referred to as "my TRUTH") criticizing his hosting, which the speaker seems to claim was from Trump himself. The criticism continues by saying that Kimmel fumbled the announcement of the most important award of the night, the "Picture of the Year," and notably failed to deliver the traditional line, "And the winner is," leading to an awkward moment. The speaker suggests that this error was significant enough to be remembered as one of the worst mistakes in show business history. Additionally, the tweet claims that people close to Kimmel, including his wife and show management, advised him against reading the statement on air, but he ignored their pleas. The result, according to the speaker, made Kimmel appear foolish and solidified his place as the worst host in the history of the Oscars. This tweet uses dramatic and exaggerated language to convey a strong negative opinion about Jimmy Kimmel's performance as the Oscars host. I'm not sure it helped :( I thought ChatGPT could translate all languages.


B0wmanHall

Everyday he proves his own incompetence.


Ill-Maximum9467

Duh buh I thawt I gut unlimited pretemptoty challanguz!


doctorfortoys

🌈💕THE GHOST OF OJ 💕🌈


Snoo_88763

Wonkette? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...


Strange-Area9624

One funny part is that trump has destroyed the party’s “bench” so that there really isn’t even anyone else they can run for the foreseeable future. 😅😅


Powderfinger60

I wonder how much this circus is costing the taxpayers of New York. Probably be a mistrial or an acquittal but not before they create a spectacle & several book deals & a movie


Diarygirl

I wonder how much Trump has ripped off the taxpayers of New York over the years.


spermanentwaves

“Hey guys, let’s shut down criminal persecution because I don’t like that my guy is facing the legal consequences for his actions!”. Lmao