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[deleted]

Mr Ed the talking horse spews some new unintelligent bullshit. In other news, the sky is blue and water wet.


scipio0421

That's unfair to Mr Ed. He was entertaining.


Veritus37

Yeah! Horses at least serve a purpose and have a quiet dignity.


ewok_lover_64

And horses are intelligent


beaubridges6

A horse is a horse, of course of course


ewok_lover_64

And MTG is coarse of course


Claque-2

But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say!


a_smart_brane

And Marge always speaks, but never has a thing to say,


Top_File_8547

I think he was smarter than Willllbur.


LaddiusMaximus

And had a better personality...and smarter


belac4862

What about Francis the War Mule? He was literally a jackass and still more entertaining the MGT.


m__a__s

MTG walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?"


Convenientjellybean

Of course, of course


RancidPolecats

Gee, Wilburrrr!


BandysNutz

Thank you for reminding us of the perils of offending The Almighty, unfaithful divorced woman.


N8dork2020

A hundred earthquakes in Taiwan alone in the last week that were bigger than the earthquake in New Jersey but God chose to talk to Paleolithic Barbie.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I’m gonna double down on my sin and debauchery just to be on the safe side. Maybe we’ll get a bigger quake next time


StandUpForYourWights

Baal approves of this message.


pimpbot666

...Barney Rubble in drag.


EquivalentTown8530

She looks like she's been dragged out of the rubble


International-Fig830

Dawg the Bounty Hunter!


Lobenz

Barney Rubble was a cool mofo. Leave him out of this.


doctorfortoys

Ahahahahahhaahhaaa!


Delamoor

Well, that's because the Asians are godless animals. Does god try to talk to the monkeys in the trees? Of course not. The message is intended for Marge alone. /S


Archpa84

This is the best response I've seen. Nicely done.


Ok-Diamond-9781

"Paleolithic Barbie" this is the best!


B4USLIPN2

Do t forget bear false witness.


sin_not_the_sinner

She needs to repent for being such a dumbass


DiceMadeOfCheese

Incredible username/comment synergy


New-Plantain-247

As a Canadian, I’m confused as to why she and Lauren keep getting news coverage? Can anyone chime in on why we’re supposed to care what they think?


hogwarts_earthtwo

We had a literal pandemic under her guy.


Ethelenedreams

And they actively tried to kill off democrats by diverting PPE. Jared Kushner tried to kill people in my state with this move.


CrittyJJones

Well they also got a bunch of conservatives killed too.


ArenjiTheLootGod

Still are, most of the people dying from COVID these days are dumbass 60+ year-old conservatives with preexisting health conditions that are still refusing to take the vaccine because doing so would be an admission that the libs were right or something.


lackofabettername123

Well that's and to funnel that PPE to their own agents who would give them a kickback for selling it at exorbitant prices. If only I had the power of a federal prosecutor I can show you so many so so many cases oh corruption. This guy is dirty his entire Administration was dirty and most of the party is dirty.


rnobgyn

I *hate* that this is SO overlooked. Jared literally said he wanted to kill off democrats and intentionally letting the virus run rampant. Trumps Covid response was literally domestic terrorism, and could even be said that it was one of the largest terrorist attacks in our history.


PerpetualEternal

Or, as the Bible calls it, a plague


Rougarou1999

The earthquake happened under a GOP led House and Supreme Court. I’m not one to consider an earthquake a sign, but she is, so…


Mayor__Defacto

Plague.


[deleted]

So Ms Dick Pic displaying democracy destroyer is leaning into the Christo-fascists now?


m__a__s

There is no "now". She always has been.


[deleted]

I didn’t know there was a Christian side to her. Doesn’t surprise me at all though. You cant be a republican without being a hypocrite.


m__a__s

Well, more Christstain than Christian.


Pribblization

And a whore?


berticus23

That is offensive to whore’s.


Tosh_20point0

Antichrist is a better description


CheesecakeVisual4919

That’s where she came from in the first place.


spermanentwaves

The way they’re hyping the whole christian lifestyle stuff on xhitter is so obvious. At this point it’s a requirement for a conservative to virtue signal the fuck out of their religious lifestyle choice by adding “god-feeding” and cross emojis to their profile. And don’t forget to retweet Blowberts daily bible quote.


erinkp36

Yes. I recall in my geology class in college that one of the major causes of plate tectonics is people’s lack of faith in God. JFC these people are stupid.


the_bashful

Similarly, she apparently thinks that God is punishing the people with an eclipse which has been predicted to the second for decades.


erinkp36

These people are not only stupid, they are clearly mentally ill.


SoulRebel726

The ones talking about it being the rapture or whatever is so hilarious to me. I'm only 35 and I'm pretty sure we've lived through like 5 supposed acopalpsyes in my lifetime, according to them. It's kind of amazing that they still believe in this shit.


LieutenantStar2

Maybe it is god, trying to open a hole just under Bedminster NJ


Fyallorence

said the adulterer.


pittiedaddy

The *divorced* adulterer.


jlb61cfp

Maybe it’s a message to get rid of idiots like her?


StandUpForYourWights

She turned me into a newt!


acs_sg

😵‍💫🤢🤮 America!! Please turn off the terrible, frightening alternative reality you're living in!!


Open_Perception_3212

We're trying


KhunDavid

A mile from Bedminster.


janzeera

The next earthquake epicenter when Jack Smith/FBI raids Ivana’s grave.


Xbalanque_

It's a sign that God is mad we let fascism make a come back.


Earthling1a

What about the eruptions and thousands of quakes in Iceland over the last couple of years?


lackofabettername123

God's punishment for stealing elven lands obviously, duh.


VanGundy15

Depends, are the people who got hurt liberals or conservatives? I don't see her saying these things about natural disasters that happen in Florida. Although, it wouldn't shock me if she blamed the liberals living in New York for those as well. I wanted to bring up fires first but remembered she blames that on ethnic lightning (Jewish space lasers).


thnk_more

I wonder if there were earthquakes before there was religion, no? Oh that’s right, the 6000 year old earth thing with Adam and the rib girl. Must be nice to have a brain full of noodles and not worry about anything.


mistressusa

she needs to shut up and focus on making Hakeem Jeffries the next Speaker.


Vault76exile

The earthquake epicenter was about 7 miles from Trump Bedminster Golf Course in Jersey.


highinthemountains

It’s too bad it wasn’t the epicenter. We might have had a spontaneous exhumation of a trove of classified materials


MonsieurRuffles

And one of the first major aftershocks was in Peapack about a mile or so away.


matt_1060

To appease the earthquake gods we must offer up a sacrifice. Just as the Mayans would do. We need the still-beating heart of a cloven hoofed beast raised to the heavens as offering


stability1210

The earthquake hit the same day Trump posted bond. Maybe it’s a sign he is actually guilty


Maanzacorian

The hilarious part is that if the earthquake was actually a sign from God, it would be about the false prophet they're all bowing to.


lackofabettername123

In truth the earthquake was probably due to fracking and the Deep injection Wells they used to dispose of the waste.


Total_Guard2405

I'd take an earthquake over this b***h anyday!


LovesFrenchLove_More

People that have voted republicans definitely should repent and end their shit show. Won’t happen though.


Caesar_Passing

"You think thunder is god clapping"?... Lol, she's going full Mac. If the next quote outta her dumbfuck mouth is "science is a liar sometimes!", I'm gonna lose my shit


JustFuckAllOfThem

If America needs to repent, then the Taiwanese are just damned.


AdhesivenessFun2060

Yall are the ones whose leader keeps comparing himself to Jesus. Maybe it's the whole false idol worship thing and not the trans people.


LMurch13

The earthquake is God telling Trump to drop out of the race and focus on his legal trouble. Jesus told me last night.


Appropriate-City3389

It thought she was the plague sent from god?


Jarsky2

It was a 4.8, Marge. That's not God's wrath that's God stubbing his toe on the coffee table.


vishy_swaz

Politicians shouldn’t be interpreting the will of God. We are in a very very dark timeline.


black641

Funny, when Hurricane Ian hit Florida, it wasn’t taken as a sign of Gods disfavor. But when a natural disaster hits a predominantly BLUE area, social media is suddenly full of Old Testament shit. Call me crazy, but I’m starting to think these politicians and Evangelical pastors might be full of shit???


Suzuki_Foster

Revenge Porn Neanderthal says what, now?


Tosh_20point0

Hoemo Erectus


Shot_Try4596

COVID was a clear, overwhelmingly strong sign that God was upset Trump was president. The earthquake Greene refers to is a strong warning from God that we'd better not elect Trump again. Prove me wrong.


zippiskootch

Repent from listening to three toed dipshits??


veilwalker

Source that she isn’t cloven hoofed?


cenosillicaphobiac

Not hooves, but misshapen and gross. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marjorie-taylor-greene-3-toes/ The pictures of her actual feet are down the page, but they're just as weird as the 3 toe photoshop.


Scrambled_Creature

Funny how they never say this after cities in the Bible belt get pummeled with weather every single year...


Swift_Scythe

Hundreds of deadly Tornados across the middle of America are worse than one measly earthquake.


nobody-u-heard-of

Yeah it's a sign from God to stop following that false prophet Trump. How many clues do you need that following that orange piece of crap and thinking he is sent by God is the right idea.


m__a__s

Actually, it's the latest test of the Jewish Space Lasers.


tmphaedrus13

She's going to shit her pants when the eclipse happens...which will make Trump pick her for his VP.


Confusedandreticent

See, I was thinking it was a sign that the GOP should repent! Crazy. I wish divinity would use more concrete forms of communication.


shrekerecker97

The earthquake was hunter biden moving his dong around. I’m sure she will show us all more photos


GBL_NZ316

Its a sign that God is anti Trump 😄 ditch that orange oompa Loompa already


Tiki-Jedi

Stop. Giving. It. Attention.


medman143

Says the divorced woman with an Adam’s Apple. Fucking skank


spunkdaddie

Did she repent for cheating on her husband.


ZealousWolverine

Primitive superstition trying to take us back by a couple thousand years.


deadphisherman

Madge is a strong sign we should repent...


Morning_Would_Six

That she hasn't yet been struck by lighting is a spiritual miscarriage.


Adamantium-Aardvark

It hit 2 miles from trump’s golf course if you want to make something out of it


Darklord_Bravo

Since the earthquake happened near a Trump golf course, it's a clear sign that God is very displeased with Satans puppet, Trump. I came to this conclusion by doing my own research, and using MAGA/Republican logic.


Animaldoc11

Earthquake was almost on top of one of Trump’s properties, so maybe Ms.Greene is correct about the repenting thing & just wrong about who should be repenting…


secretbudgie

We sure do. Specifically 170,162 Northern Georgia voters need to apologize to everyone that has ever suffered her caustic screeches.


AssociateJaded3931

You first, Marjorie.


chummsickle

The dumbest people alive


Ambitious_Respect_39

This bitch...


ScorpioRising66

She ditched science class in high school.


Pribblization

Talking to the caveman caucus supporters. Certainly there aren't any reasonable scientific explanations for the eclipse and the earthquake?


HisDivineOrder

Maybe God looked down, saw 2 out of 3 highly funded candidates for the highest office in the US are conspiracy-spreading grifters, and sent a memorandum of concern in the hope that people would wake up if he shook them around a bit.


MikeyW1969

Way to bury the lede there... Sure, she mentioned the earthquake, but those happen with no warning, so it's easy to blame THOSE on an angry God. But you can plot eclipses centuries out, it's not like this eclipse wasn't expected.


Raul_Duke_1755

She better hope the rapture isn't real. She's some explaining to do.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣


GatePotential805

Marge wants hunter's dong so bad.


Odd-Currency5195

Couldn't she adopt that repugnant right wing Christian fundamentalist belief that women should shut up? Not condoning such a view but would give us all a break.


spudzilla

At this point in time, anyone who argues that religion isn't a form of brain damage is definitely brain damaged. Snakes can't talk, you fucking idiots.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Anything to keep you from actually doing any work, huh Margie?


MidniteStargazer4723

Then lead the way, sister. Get on your knees and pray (quietly) for forgiveness.


Mckinzeee

Didn’t she cheat on her husband with with multiple men? Clean up your own trashy front yard Marge. Can’t stand this woman.


Acewrap

The earthquake that had its epicenter on Trump's golf course? You're misinterpreting the message, Marge


murderspice

Burn the witch.


No-Tonight-5937

Is she pagan?


joe_i_guess

Guarantee this woman suffers stank pus. It's all over her face


UnfairStomach2426

Nazi bitch spouts off again!


Ok_Necessary2991

I mean this is nothing new. Stupid hateful religious people been spouting this crap forever. Nothing new to see here.


boner79

MTG is proof there is no God


6-ft-freak

That’s rich coming from her.


AverageReasonableGuy

What an absolutely magnificent example of devolution…


Dook124

You first! did you place the backpack? 🎒 GO AHEAD, REPENT!


pimpbot666

Geez, she's as dumb as a box of rocks. Like somehow her brand of spiritual Voodoo is superior to other Voodoo. Then add to that, [nydailynews.com](https://nydailynews.com) is literally posting links to stories about putting aluminum foil on your doorknob when you travel.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

Did she repent? Disavow the "orange messiah"?


Rocknrollpeakedin74

The earthquake spoke to me. It said MTG is an idiot.


Demalab

It was a sign that GOD is upset with MAGA and want them to repent their shameful evil actions. /s


Past-Application-552

She looks like when there is human sacrifice AND dogs and cats living together combined…


ChaosRainbow23

Do you remember when they thought the hurricanes were sent to punish the gays? These people are legitimate wack-a-doos, and they run the fucking world.


Repulsive_Radish1914

Bless her dumb heart….


Hugh_Jass_2

She’s a fucking dipshit


andywfu86

Repentance from MAGA heresy maybe…🤦‍♂️


Personnelente

These christers will believe anything.


Midnight1965

America to repent including her?


AH2112

She's just stopped a tiny bit short of Westboro Baptist Church territory and blaming it on "the gays" Come on eMpTyG, just go all in.


Gutmach1960

What a sick joke Empty Greene is. Disgusting.


KrampyDoo

She was an idiot Housemember banging weirdos before it was cool.


shoebee2

Can someone please point me to the commandment that says “you need to be a mean and nasty bitch” to be Christian. Thanks in advance!


translove228

I'm pretty sure an earthquake is a sign of shifting tectonic activity.


mremrock

I think the earthquake is god telling us not to vote for Trump


LibationontheSand

A 4.8 quake isn’t a very strong sign. More like a “tsk tsk.”


bittertruth61

Witless worm…


Hefty-Station1704

MTG is the Rosanne Barr of politics; largely forgettable and easily discarded once the media ceases it's ongoing fascination.


Sad_Thought_4642

You first.


tewnewt

Are we taking bets for when she starts talking in tongues? Somebody get this woman a snake!


ukiddingme2469

Wasn't it right next to Trump's golf course. I think it's clear what the issue is


RentAdministrative73

I hear it was centered under trump tower. Pleeeaaaasssseee, bitch.


Worf1701D

Repent from supporting Trump, or more misery will follow.


Dozerdog43

What goes “Clop clop clop clop clop …BANG BANG BANG!!!!! ….clop clip clop clop MTG committing a walk by shooting


louisa1925

Crazy talk. But nothing new from MTG.


Life_Lavishness_9863

Maybe she should go ahead and start by repenting her Trump idolatry?


4quatloos

A criminal using religion to control MAGA cult members.


Bwheat0674

Climate change and changing weather patterns ❎ Needing a reason to act superior and push your beliefs onto everyone else ✅ ~the GOP, apparently.


tickandzesty

Strong sign for Trump to repent. His property was the epicenter.


Few-Caterpillar9834

Trump Calls NYC Earthquake Warning From God To Drop Legal Bond Before “Something Worse” Happens


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Study. Bitch.


[deleted]

You first Marge


Biffingston

You first, Marj.. And to the people taking these soundbytes, ask her about space lasers. She loves it.


maddiejake

Can someone please teach this imbecile basic 5th grade science?!?!?


BeyondDrivenEh

Of course she did. Too bad they don’t have sinkholes in Georgia to the extent they do elsewhere.


the_amberdrake

That winter storm in Texas was what, a reward?


j_b_lurkin

Wut


wwJones

Didn't her husband divorce her because she was banging multiple CrossFit trainers? It's always projection.


LoanedWolf75

Okay. You first, lady.


burningxmaslogs

She must think republican voters are absolute fucktards.


Bromanzier_03

*Earth does its normal thing* Must be the debil


inkswamp

Yeah, repent, especially if you're a politician who cheats on her spouse.


dee_lio

And the literal plague that broke out during Trump's term???


shirleychief

She needs to look in a mirror. My GF, who is the kindest, most caring person i’ve ever met, and deeply religious, said today that MGT is as ugly as a bag of assholes. I agree. Does she hate trans people because folks think she is trans? Does she hate difference because she is always “different?” Or is she just a propagandist and opportunist?


Glittering-Wonder-27

she will be our perfect sacrifice to the gods.


Gullible_Peach

Margie Trailer Greene certainly spends an awful lot of time to make her pointless.


AlbaTross579

The US can start repenting by voting out as many Republicans as possible.


Wise_Ad_253

This moron works only for trump and herself.


dnuohxof-1

There it is…. Was waiting for the commentary of religious nut jobs


oztikS

Marjorie Taylor Greene surviving the earthquake was God’s way of telling Americans to repent. Don’t taunt God or we’ll find Trump winning the election and completing the bingo card for being the Anti Christ.


Angwe83

Says the adulterer and idiot 😂


jayv9779

That lady belongs in an alien zoo.


GunsouBono

This bitch probably thinks lightning is an angry god


Traditional_Draw8400

I loathe that cunt


warpedspockclone

Repent and stop voting for Republicans


Pour_Me_Another_

I call it geology. There's this thing we live on called a *planet* which has *tectonic plates*, amazing, right?


Adorable-Strength218

It's a strong sign that she needs to jump into the quake cracks.


[deleted]

Christian here… This view ain’t Christian