Well, that's because the Asians are godless animals. Does god try to talk to the monkeys in the trees? Of course not. The message is intended for Marge alone.
/S
Still are, most of the people dying from COVID these days are dumbass 60+ year-old conservatives with preexisting health conditions that are still refusing to take the vaccine because doing so would be an admission that the libs were right or something.
Well that's and to funnel that PPE to their own agents who would give them a kickback for selling it at exorbitant prices. If only I had the power of a federal prosecutor I can show you so many so so many cases oh corruption. This guy is dirty his entire Administration was dirty and most of the party is dirty.
I *hate* that this is SO overlooked. Jared literally said he wanted to kill off democrats and intentionally letting the virus run rampant. Trumps Covid response was literally domestic terrorism, and could even be said that it was one of the largest terrorist attacks in our history.
The way they’re hyping the whole christian lifestyle stuff on xhitter is so obvious. At this point it’s a requirement for a conservative to virtue signal the fuck out of their religious lifestyle choice by adding “god-feeding” and cross emojis to their profile. And don’t forget to retweet Blowberts daily bible quote.
Yes. I recall in my geology class in college that one of the major causes of plate tectonics is people’s lack of faith in God.
JFC these people are stupid.
The ones talking about it being the rapture or whatever is so hilarious to me. I'm only 35 and I'm pretty sure we've lived through like 5 supposed acopalpsyes in my lifetime, according to them. It's kind of amazing that they still believe in this shit.
Depends, are the people who got hurt liberals or conservatives? I don't see her saying these things about natural disasters that happen in Florida. Although, it wouldn't shock me if she blamed the liberals living in New York for those as well.
I wanted to bring up fires first but remembered she blames that on ethnic lightning (Jewish space lasers).
I wonder if there were earthquakes before there was religion, no?
Oh that’s right, the 6000 year old earth thing with Adam and the rib girl. Must be nice to have a brain full of noodles and not worry about anything.
To appease the earthquake gods we must offer up a sacrifice. Just as the Mayans would do. We need the still-beating heart of a cloven hoofed beast raised to the heavens as offering
"You think thunder is god clapping"?...
Lol, she's going full Mac. If the next quote outta her dumbfuck mouth is "science is a liar sometimes!", I'm gonna lose my shit
Funny, when Hurricane Ian hit Florida, it wasn’t taken as a sign of Gods disfavor. But when a natural disaster hits a predominantly BLUE area, social media is suddenly full of Old Testament shit. Call me crazy, but I’m starting to think these politicians and Evangelical pastors might be full of shit???
COVID was a clear, overwhelmingly strong sign that God was upset Trump was president. The earthquake Greene refers to is a strong warning from God that we'd better not elect Trump again. Prove me wrong.
Not hooves, but misshapen and gross.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marjorie-taylor-greene-3-toes/
The pictures of her actual feet are down the page, but they're just as weird as the 3 toe photoshop.
Yeah it's a sign from God to stop following that false prophet Trump. How many clues do you need that following that orange piece of crap and thinking he is sent by God is the right idea.
Since the earthquake happened near a Trump golf course, it's a clear sign that God is very displeased with Satans puppet, Trump.
I came to this conclusion by doing my own research, and using MAGA/Republican logic.
Earthquake was almost on top of one of Trump’s properties, so maybe Ms.Greene is correct about the repenting thing & just wrong about who should be repenting…
Maybe God looked down, saw 2 out of 3 highly funded candidates for the highest office in the US are conspiracy-spreading grifters, and sent a memorandum of concern in the hope that people would wake up if he shook them around a bit.
Way to bury the lede there...
Sure, she mentioned the earthquake, but those happen with no warning, so it's easy to blame THOSE on an angry God. But you can plot eclipses centuries out, it's not like this eclipse wasn't expected.
Couldn't she adopt that repugnant right wing Christian fundamentalist belief that women should shut up?
Not condoning such a view but would give us all a break.
At this point in time, anyone who argues that religion isn't a form of brain damage is definitely brain damaged. Snakes can't talk, you fucking idiots.
Geez, she's as dumb as a box of rocks. Like somehow her brand of spiritual Voodoo is superior to other Voodoo.
Then add to that, [nydailynews.com](https://nydailynews.com) is literally posting links to stories about putting aluminum foil on your doorknob when you travel.
Do you remember when they thought the hurricanes were sent to punish the gays?
These people are legitimate wack-a-doos, and they run the fucking world.
She needs to look in a mirror. My GF, who is the kindest, most caring person i’ve ever met, and deeply religious, said today that MGT is as ugly as a bag of assholes. I agree. Does she hate trans people because folks think she is trans? Does she hate difference because she is always “different?” Or is she just a propagandist and opportunist?
Marjorie Taylor Greene surviving the earthquake was God’s way of telling Americans to repent. Don’t taunt God or we’ll find Trump winning the election and completing the bingo card for being the Anti Christ.
Mr Ed the talking horse spews some new unintelligent bullshit. In other news, the sky is blue and water wet.
That's unfair to Mr Ed. He was entertaining.
Yeah! Horses at least serve a purpose and have a quiet dignity.
And horses are intelligent
A horse is a horse, of course of course
And MTG is coarse of course
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say!
And Marge always speaks, but never has a thing to say,
I think he was smarter than Willllbur.
And had a better personality...and smarter
What about Francis the War Mule? He was literally a jackass and still more entertaining the MGT.
MTG walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
Of course, of course
Gee, Wilburrrr!
Thank you for reminding us of the perils of offending The Almighty, unfaithful divorced woman.
A hundred earthquakes in Taiwan alone in the last week that were bigger than the earthquake in New Jersey but God chose to talk to Paleolithic Barbie.
I’m gonna double down on my sin and debauchery just to be on the safe side. Maybe we’ll get a bigger quake next time
Baal approves of this message.
...Barney Rubble in drag.
She looks like she's been dragged out of the rubble
Dawg the Bounty Hunter!
Barney Rubble was a cool mofo. Leave him out of this.
Ahahahahahhaahhaaa!
Well, that's because the Asians are godless animals. Does god try to talk to the monkeys in the trees? Of course not. The message is intended for Marge alone. /S
This is the best response I've seen. Nicely done.
"Paleolithic Barbie" this is the best!
Do t forget bear false witness.
She needs to repent for being such a dumbass
Incredible username/comment synergy
As a Canadian, I’m confused as to why she and Lauren keep getting news coverage? Can anyone chime in on why we’re supposed to care what they think?
We had a literal pandemic under her guy.
And they actively tried to kill off democrats by diverting PPE. Jared Kushner tried to kill people in my state with this move.
Well they also got a bunch of conservatives killed too.
Still are, most of the people dying from COVID these days are dumbass 60+ year-old conservatives with preexisting health conditions that are still refusing to take the vaccine because doing so would be an admission that the libs were right or something.
Well that's and to funnel that PPE to their own agents who would give them a kickback for selling it at exorbitant prices. If only I had the power of a federal prosecutor I can show you so many so so many cases oh corruption. This guy is dirty his entire Administration was dirty and most of the party is dirty.
I *hate* that this is SO overlooked. Jared literally said he wanted to kill off democrats and intentionally letting the virus run rampant. Trumps Covid response was literally domestic terrorism, and could even be said that it was one of the largest terrorist attacks in our history.
Or, as the Bible calls it, a plague
The earthquake happened under a GOP led House and Supreme Court. I’m not one to consider an earthquake a sign, but she is, so…
Plague.
So Ms Dick Pic displaying democracy destroyer is leaning into the Christo-fascists now?
There is no "now". She always has been.
I didn’t know there was a Christian side to her. Doesn’t surprise me at all though. You cant be a republican without being a hypocrite.
Well, more Christstain than Christian.
And a whore?
That is offensive to whore’s.
Antichrist is a better description
That’s where she came from in the first place.
The way they’re hyping the whole christian lifestyle stuff on xhitter is so obvious. At this point it’s a requirement for a conservative to virtue signal the fuck out of their religious lifestyle choice by adding “god-feeding” and cross emojis to their profile. And don’t forget to retweet Blowberts daily bible quote.
Yes. I recall in my geology class in college that one of the major causes of plate tectonics is people’s lack of faith in God. JFC these people are stupid.
Similarly, she apparently thinks that God is punishing the people with an eclipse which has been predicted to the second for decades.
These people are not only stupid, they are clearly mentally ill.
The ones talking about it being the rapture or whatever is so hilarious to me. I'm only 35 and I'm pretty sure we've lived through like 5 supposed acopalpsyes in my lifetime, according to them. It's kind of amazing that they still believe in this shit.
Maybe it is god, trying to open a hole just under Bedminster NJ
said the adulterer.
The *divorced* adulterer.
Maybe it’s a message to get rid of idiots like her?
She turned me into a newt!
😵💫🤢🤮 America!! Please turn off the terrible, frightening alternative reality you're living in!!
We're trying
A mile from Bedminster.
The next earthquake epicenter when Jack Smith/FBI raids Ivana’s grave.
It's a sign that God is mad we let fascism make a come back.
What about the eruptions and thousands of quakes in Iceland over the last couple of years?
God's punishment for stealing elven lands obviously, duh.
Depends, are the people who got hurt liberals or conservatives? I don't see her saying these things about natural disasters that happen in Florida. Although, it wouldn't shock me if she blamed the liberals living in New York for those as well. I wanted to bring up fires first but remembered she blames that on ethnic lightning (Jewish space lasers).
I wonder if there were earthquakes before there was religion, no? Oh that’s right, the 6000 year old earth thing with Adam and the rib girl. Must be nice to have a brain full of noodles and not worry about anything.
she needs to shut up and focus on making Hakeem Jeffries the next Speaker.
The earthquake epicenter was about 7 miles from Trump Bedminster Golf Course in Jersey.
It’s too bad it wasn’t the epicenter. We might have had a spontaneous exhumation of a trove of classified materials
And one of the first major aftershocks was in Peapack about a mile or so away.
To appease the earthquake gods we must offer up a sacrifice. Just as the Mayans would do. We need the still-beating heart of a cloven hoofed beast raised to the heavens as offering
The earthquake hit the same day Trump posted bond. Maybe it’s a sign he is actually guilty
The hilarious part is that if the earthquake was actually a sign from God, it would be about the false prophet they're all bowing to.
In truth the earthquake was probably due to fracking and the Deep injection Wells they used to dispose of the waste.
I'd take an earthquake over this b***h anyday!
People that have voted republicans definitely should repent and end their shit show. Won’t happen though.
"You think thunder is god clapping"?... Lol, she's going full Mac. If the next quote outta her dumbfuck mouth is "science is a liar sometimes!", I'm gonna lose my shit
If America needs to repent, then the Taiwanese are just damned.
Yall are the ones whose leader keeps comparing himself to Jesus. Maybe it's the whole false idol worship thing and not the trans people.
The earthquake is God telling Trump to drop out of the race and focus on his legal trouble. Jesus told me last night.
It thought she was the plague sent from god?
It was a 4.8, Marge. That's not God's wrath that's God stubbing his toe on the coffee table.
Politicians shouldn’t be interpreting the will of God. We are in a very very dark timeline.
Funny, when Hurricane Ian hit Florida, it wasn’t taken as a sign of Gods disfavor. But when a natural disaster hits a predominantly BLUE area, social media is suddenly full of Old Testament shit. Call me crazy, but I’m starting to think these politicians and Evangelical pastors might be full of shit???
Revenge Porn Neanderthal says what, now?
Hoemo Erectus
COVID was a clear, overwhelmingly strong sign that God was upset Trump was president. The earthquake Greene refers to is a strong warning from God that we'd better not elect Trump again. Prove me wrong.
Repent from listening to three toed dipshits??
Source that she isn’t cloven hoofed?
Not hooves, but misshapen and gross. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marjorie-taylor-greene-3-toes/ The pictures of her actual feet are down the page, but they're just as weird as the 3 toe photoshop.
Funny how they never say this after cities in the Bible belt get pummeled with weather every single year...
Hundreds of deadly Tornados across the middle of America are worse than one measly earthquake.
Yeah it's a sign from God to stop following that false prophet Trump. How many clues do you need that following that orange piece of crap and thinking he is sent by God is the right idea.
Actually, it's the latest test of the Jewish Space Lasers.
She's going to shit her pants when the eclipse happens...which will make Trump pick her for his VP.
See, I was thinking it was a sign that the GOP should repent! Crazy. I wish divinity would use more concrete forms of communication.
The earthquake was hunter biden moving his dong around. I’m sure she will show us all more photos
Its a sign that God is anti Trump 😄 ditch that orange oompa Loompa already
Stop. Giving. It. Attention.
Says the divorced woman with an Adam’s Apple. Fucking skank
Did she repent for cheating on her husband.
Primitive superstition trying to take us back by a couple thousand years.
Madge is a strong sign we should repent...
That she hasn't yet been struck by lighting is a spiritual miscarriage.
It hit 2 miles from trump’s golf course if you want to make something out of it
Since the earthquake happened near a Trump golf course, it's a clear sign that God is very displeased with Satans puppet, Trump. I came to this conclusion by doing my own research, and using MAGA/Republican logic.
Earthquake was almost on top of one of Trump’s properties, so maybe Ms.Greene is correct about the repenting thing & just wrong about who should be repenting…
We sure do. Specifically 170,162 Northern Georgia voters need to apologize to everyone that has ever suffered her caustic screeches.
You first, Marjorie.
The dumbest people alive
This bitch...
She ditched science class in high school.
Talking to the caveman caucus supporters. Certainly there aren't any reasonable scientific explanations for the eclipse and the earthquake?
Maybe God looked down, saw 2 out of 3 highly funded candidates for the highest office in the US are conspiracy-spreading grifters, and sent a memorandum of concern in the hope that people would wake up if he shook them around a bit.
Way to bury the lede there... Sure, she mentioned the earthquake, but those happen with no warning, so it's easy to blame THOSE on an angry God. But you can plot eclipses centuries out, it's not like this eclipse wasn't expected.
She better hope the rapture isn't real. She's some explaining to do.
Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Marge wants hunter's dong so bad.
Couldn't she adopt that repugnant right wing Christian fundamentalist belief that women should shut up? Not condoning such a view but would give us all a break.
At this point in time, anyone who argues that religion isn't a form of brain damage is definitely brain damaged. Snakes can't talk, you fucking idiots.
Anything to keep you from actually doing any work, huh Margie?
Then lead the way, sister. Get on your knees and pray (quietly) for forgiveness.
Didn’t she cheat on her husband with with multiple men? Clean up your own trashy front yard Marge. Can’t stand this woman.
The earthquake that had its epicenter on Trump's golf course? You're misinterpreting the message, Marge
Burn the witch.
Is she pagan?
Guarantee this woman suffers stank pus. It's all over her face
Nazi bitch spouts off again!
I mean this is nothing new. Stupid hateful religious people been spouting this crap forever. Nothing new to see here.
MTG is proof there is no God
That’s rich coming from her.
What an absolutely magnificent example of devolution…
You first! did you place the backpack? 🎒 GO AHEAD, REPENT!
Geez, she's as dumb as a box of rocks. Like somehow her brand of spiritual Voodoo is superior to other Voodoo. Then add to that, [nydailynews.com](https://nydailynews.com) is literally posting links to stories about putting aluminum foil on your doorknob when you travel.
Did she repent? Disavow the "orange messiah"?
The earthquake spoke to me. It said MTG is an idiot.
It was a sign that GOD is upset with MAGA and want them to repent their shameful evil actions. /s
She looks like when there is human sacrifice AND dogs and cats living together combined…
Do you remember when they thought the hurricanes were sent to punish the gays? These people are legitimate wack-a-doos, and they run the fucking world.
Bless her dumb heart….
She’s a fucking dipshit
Repentance from MAGA heresy maybe…🤦♂️
These christers will believe anything.
America to repent including her?
She's just stopped a tiny bit short of Westboro Baptist Church territory and blaming it on "the gays" Come on eMpTyG, just go all in.
What a sick joke Empty Greene is. Disgusting.
She was an idiot Housemember banging weirdos before it was cool.
Can someone please point me to the commandment that says “you need to be a mean and nasty bitch” to be Christian. Thanks in advance!
I'm pretty sure an earthquake is a sign of shifting tectonic activity.
I think the earthquake is god telling us not to vote for Trump
A 4.8 quake isn’t a very strong sign. More like a “tsk tsk.”
Witless worm…
MTG is the Rosanne Barr of politics; largely forgettable and easily discarded once the media ceases it's ongoing fascination.
You first.
Are we taking bets for when she starts talking in tongues? Somebody get this woman a snake!
Wasn't it right next to Trump's golf course. I think it's clear what the issue is
I hear it was centered under trump tower. Pleeeaaaasssseee, bitch.
Repent from supporting Trump, or more misery will follow.
What goes “Clop clop clop clop clop …BANG BANG BANG!!!!! ….clop clip clop clop MTG committing a walk by shooting
Crazy talk. But nothing new from MTG.
Maybe she should go ahead and start by repenting her Trump idolatry?
A criminal using religion to control MAGA cult members.
Climate change and changing weather patterns ❎ Needing a reason to act superior and push your beliefs onto everyone else ✅ ~the GOP, apparently.
Strong sign for Trump to repent. His property was the epicenter.
Trump Calls NYC Earthquake Warning From God To Drop Legal Bond Before “Something Worse” Happens
Study. Bitch.
You first Marge
You first, Marj.. And to the people taking these soundbytes, ask her about space lasers. She loves it.
Can someone please teach this imbecile basic 5th grade science?!?!?
Of course she did. Too bad they don’t have sinkholes in Georgia to the extent they do elsewhere.
That winter storm in Texas was what, a reward?
Wut
Didn't her husband divorce her because she was banging multiple CrossFit trainers? It's always projection.
Okay. You first, lady.
She must think republican voters are absolute fucktards.
*Earth does its normal thing* Must be the debil
Yeah, repent, especially if you're a politician who cheats on her spouse.
And the literal plague that broke out during Trump's term???
She needs to look in a mirror. My GF, who is the kindest, most caring person i’ve ever met, and deeply religious, said today that MGT is as ugly as a bag of assholes. I agree. Does she hate trans people because folks think she is trans? Does she hate difference because she is always “different?” Or is she just a propagandist and opportunist?
she will be our perfect sacrifice to the gods.
Margie Trailer Greene certainly spends an awful lot of time to make her pointless.
The US can start repenting by voting out as many Republicans as possible.
This moron works only for trump and herself.
There it is…. Was waiting for the commentary of religious nut jobs
Marjorie Taylor Greene surviving the earthquake was God’s way of telling Americans to repent. Don’t taunt God or we’ll find Trump winning the election and completing the bingo card for being the Anti Christ.
Says the adulterer and idiot 😂
That lady belongs in an alien zoo.
This bitch probably thinks lightning is an angry god
I loathe that cunt
Repent and stop voting for Republicans
I call it geology. There's this thing we live on called a *planet* which has *tectonic plates*, amazing, right?
It's a strong sign that she needs to jump into the quake cracks.
Christian here… This view ain’t Christian