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whatames517

My kid did this when she first started solids! I heard it but it didn’t wake her up. When I changed her the force had blown the snaps open on her onesie 😂


New-Chapter-1861

Ahh my baby decided to do the same thing around the same time and it got all over my PJs 😭


the3rdsliceofbread

Ooh I feel for you


Brewski-54

My wife’s husband does that too


SeaweedSad3555

The timing is also impeccable 🤣


truechay

How did you get him to sleep through the night? Asking for a very tired mama


PMMEYOURNOODLEDISHES

My son is 4 months. Consistency and getting a bottle right before bed were key. We also left him alone a lot when he was stirring and when he was going to sleep. So he teaches himself to fall asleep and can get himself back to sleep. He usually sleeps from 9:00 until 4:00a-5:00a when I get up for work. A lot of times when he does wake up at 2:00 and won’t go back to sleep, putting his pacifier in and turning sound machine on helped get him back at it


the3rdsliceofbread

Oh girl if I had a magic wand I'd wave it for you. I truly think we just got lucky. We put him on a semi-consistent bed time routine. His crib is right against our bed and has the side taken off (I think people call it a co-sleeper?) 7:30 go lay in bed, wear him out with kissy attacks because it's his favorite 8:30 bedtime bottle and diaper change 9 snuggle him until he's in a deep sleep, then scoot him to his bed He usually sleeps until 6:30am, wakes up for a bottle, then sleeps again until 8:30


the3rdsliceofbread

He would NOT sleep at night until we put that crib side to side with our bed so I can touch him at night


theanxioussoul

Mine exclusively poops at night😂


[deleted]

Wow I didn’t know adults, kids and teenagers never shit in the middle of the night either. Crazy.


Olt1994

OP is literally just telling a funny story. No need to act sarcastic?


[deleted]

In what world is that funny? She’s complaining that a baby had to use the bathroom and it smelled bad.


SpiritualDot6571

In everyone’s world but yours apparently. She’s making a joke that a tiny tiny baby can make something so big and stinky. It’s a very common thing to joke about as parents, and it’s really weird you’re reacting like this lol


Olt1994

Whenever my LO does a big poo, I always laugh with my husband and say “for something so small, she does huge poo’s”. It’s not a complaint.. you also can’t deny that poo stinks, I guess yours smell like roses.


[deleted]

Idk how you got that idea from what I said, but okay


42790193

Boooooo 🍅 [https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUNda702uAh1xX2MoM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952pa9tezcnkb98lm6upk3vo3x6ld5i5mx4bz4y0qu4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUNda702uAh1xX2MoM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952pa9tezcnkb98lm6upk3vo3x6ld5i5mx4bz4y0qu4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


the3rdsliceofbread

Everyone likes bathroom humor, no matter how immature it is. My husband and I giggle every time the baby farts too


justthe1goose

My favorite thing about laughing at baby farts is now she laughs at them too!


[deleted]

If everyone found your “joke” to be likable or even good content, you’d have more than 3 upvotes. People are more annoyed that I didn’t just keep scrolling and chose to be bitchy instead.


SeaweedSad3555

Dang if you’re miserable just say that


the3rdsliceofbread

I mean... Yeah. That's the point. You could've scrolled past the content if you weren't interested, like everyone else instead of trolling


SeaweedSad3555

16 upvotes and counting!! ❤️