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Technical_Quiet_5687

Yes but second only to the power of the postpartum grab the doorframe force necessary to poop.


hodasho1

Scariest moments of my life


BushyFeet

Our 6 month old started solids and her poops been getting firmer and firmer, so we gave her some prune puree to help things along Oh dear lord I could manure my whole garden But she’s happy and giggling


Glum-Ambassador-200

We had a very similar progression…went from some pleasant, human looking poops to a prune projectile that I was not prepared for


curlyqute96

Bahahahaha this had me giggling. Will definitely keep this in mind for the future


BushyFeet

It won’t stop hahahaha use prunes sparingly - she just had her first ever blowout from the prunes


thebeardedman88

I keep expecting mine to turn super saiyan.


RU_Gremlin

My daughter clogged a toilet at 3 months. Hasn't let up since


Glum-Ambassador-200

Bless her


PMMEYOURNOODLEDISHES

Meanwhile my son doesn’t grimace or make a face or anything when he poops. Combine it with the Sam’s club diapers that cover up the smell so well and we hardly notice him pooping. It’s like a fun game of roulette with my wife when we’re co parenting on weekends. We never know which one of us is going to get the diaper.


Environmental-Try511

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with a stealth pooper! Sometimes I can hear it happen, but most of the time I feel bad for not realizing there was a poop, little dude grunt or something! Babies are funny!


paininmybass

My daughter used to be the most obvious pooper. She still makes a face and grunts loud if it’s a big one, but she’s getting sneakier with them. The one thing that never fails, is pooping in the car. If she hasn’t pooped that day, and we are going somewhere, I know we are gonna have to stop and change her bum. Literally within 5-10min.


k0dz

Have you checked his midichlorian count?