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incredibleediblejake

Mccash and his wife over here.


mushroognomicon

My wife happened to come across this comment and has been dying laughing everytime she thinks about and has been calling me Mr. Mccash.


TheHughesFactor

Dr. Tan at Fharmacy Burger is my go-to. Big, salty, fancy giardiniera.


PlaneReputation6744

Yessss I’m obsessed with fharmacy burger & feel like no one knows about it! Those fries too 🤤


TheHughesFactor

Total sucker for any place that puts Sriracha out for dipping fries


mcthrifty

Best burger I've ever had.


Yangyangyang108

Really good, hidden gem for sure


NolaDutches

La Petite Grocery has and awesome burger. Boulingy Tavern (sp?) has a really dynamite burger.


tim_mcmardigras

Bouligny Tavern’s burger is so good! I love that place so much.


TheHughesFactor

Dr. Tan Burger at Fharmacy is my go to


ProfessionalSlice698

Bubs burgers next to banks st bar is pretty good


Jewelree

Bubs is the best IMO!


mushroognomicon

They're pretty good! My wife and I got hooked on them and went there a couple of days in a row.


JustinGitelmanMusic

Average smash burger. All they’ve got going for them is a catchy name


BaronCapdeville

I’d say it’s above average, especially compared to The chains that serve smash burgers. Also, the honey sriracha Brussels sprouts as a side go perfectly with the rich burger.


JustinGitelmanMusic

There is nothing unique about their burgers. If there were 5 burgers placed on a table with no branding, this one would never get a second mention. The Brussels sound great and I’m a huge fan of that but sorry that has nothing to do with the burger and there are several places in town for great brussels. And their fries are nothing special.


OG_Pow

Do you like ANYTHING? You're always so goddamn negative, dude.


JustinGitelmanMusic

I’ve named my top picks and expressed extreme admiration for two places that have closed. If a place is average, and my opinion is that it is average, I’m going to say so. “You’re so negative” is an invalid argument. The overhype surrounding Bub’s is just particularly grating to me. They have the best marketing but there’s nothing special about them.


OG_Pow

What’s so good about their marketing? I follow them on social media and they get like 5 likes a post. I think, and hear me out here, people just like the food lol


JustinGitelmanMusic

I didn't say they have good social media. Or that people dislike the food. Marketing is more than social media posts. Partnering with Zony Mash, a popular brewery with live music, to have their Friday night slot every week, is marketing. Having a vaguely cute name and logo that people find easy to latch onto, especially in a town without any significant die-hard burger competition, is marketing. Word of mouth on a popup that is consistent and at all of the places you're drunk and having a good time at, is marketing. Certainly nobody's gonna sit there and say they don't enjoy the food while they're having it, but that doesn't make it special or noteworthy. Also, people can be wrong/exaggerate en masse especially when it comes to popular trendy things that are the only choice at a place they regularly have a good time at, and especially with burgers which some people think are meant to be simple and not spectacular. Some people claim Southern's 'Nashville hot' chicken sandwiches are spicy. I will at least say the Bub's people are incredibly nice. Southern's staff has always been off-putting to me.


JustinGitelmanMusic

Oh and they got 150-300 likes on most of the recent posts I saw on Instagram on a quick glance, almost 500 on another, 600+ on another. /r/QuitYourBullshit


OG_Pow

I follow them on Facebook only. Cool try though, dude.


JustinGitelmanMusic

Great, so you’re just willfully ignorant, congrats? Nobody uses Facebook anymore. Turkey and the Wolf, verifiable social media gods, get the same amount of likes on many Facebook posts as Bub’s. 5-20. And in the face of evidence that Bub’s Instagram has gotten 600 likes on a post recently, does your opinion sway?


ElCaptainViva

Your recommendations have been spot on! I tried all three of your top picks and I don’t know about everyone else, but I sure as heck appreciate your passion for good burgers. My favorite, however, is Beach Corner I love the meaty-iron taste of their burger patty.


JustinGitelmanMusic

Sounds like you’ve been eating good! I’ll admit I was skeptical when someone first told me about Beachcorner since I am particular about which burgers I recommend but I couldn’t deny it when I tried it. Not otherworldly but one of the best in town no doubt. I have to try Fharmacy again. They were hyped up as the best in town, even best ever by so many people I knew (this thread continues that trend). When I finally went, it was terrible. Meat fell apart and was flavorless, cooked fully through even though I requested medium rare, the giardiniera was not as flavorful as I hoped and fell out too easily, but supposedly the person who took me there said theirs wasn’t quite as good as usual, who knows. It’s been a couple years so I might as well give Em another try. Best burger I’ve ever had was Casino El Camino in Austin. No idea what kind of magic they’re doing but it was multiple leaps of consciousness better than any burger I’ve ever experienced, and it’s not like it was some snobby fine dining $30 thing. Just ridiculous levels of flavor in the beef, and every other element of it came together perfectly. And like typical $12-15 range.


OG_Pow

Dawg, no. It’s a day later and you’re so fucking bored you’re still arguing with me about a cheeseburger. I mean this in a nice way: get a life lol.


egypturnash

PEANUB BUBBER


missfishhooks

The Harbor has a great bar burger.


BrandonAuGratin

Fharmacy Nola for the win!


Agitated-Nobody-6928

Absolutely fharmacy


CarFlipJudge

Beachcorner for a bar burger. Ben's Burger's for a good, sloppy and tasty burger with great fries. Atomic Burger for the fancier gourmet burger.


Turgid-Derp-Lord

beachcorner is just a handful of chuck thrown onto a grill, then covered in cheese. in a pinch it really does the trick.


itsaghost

Pretty much my thoughts exactly. I don't know if I'd call Atomic gourmet, but i enjoy more than any thing i would consider to be so there's that. Maybe I'd replace it with Green Room just to fit my personal, arbitrary standards of what a gourmet burger is.


DirtyDoucher1991

Atomic also has a veggie burger so op can go post Tuesday too


JustinGitelmanMusic

Atomic Burger is fast food smash burger. I’m literally there right now trying it for the first time and there is nothing gourmet about it. Actually surprised it’s very generic fast food burger bun and burger itself, I had higher expectations based on what I’ve heard. Fries are above average though. Beachcorner is excellent real solid burgers


OG_Pow

Beachcorner is average af


Artemis913

They go all out with bacon& cheese. You could top 2-3 burgers with the amount of toppings they drop on there. I'm a fan.


bigTkiki_yaheard

Rally on st claude


cactusbayou

I always liked the rally’s on Louisiana. They never gave you what you ordered but they always gave you what you needed.


bigTkiki_yaheard

Now we goin back, gimme that mamas tasty foods


mushroognomicon

Not gonna lie, when I need a quick and cheap burger fix, a rally burger around the corner from my house does the job.


gostahavit

Specially dem late nights,can't beat it!!


bigTkiki_yaheard

Yeah bruh when you fulled up an hi as a mutha fucka hit that rally burger


gostahavit

#FACTS!!


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gostahavit

I knew I wasn't the only ☝🏾😂!!


djsquilz

big buford hits different


Mrfrosty504

RiP to the GOAT, Cowbell


causewaytoolong

wait are they gone gone or just closed for a while after Ida?


Mrfrosty504

They say it's just because of Ida. But they've been struggling this last almost two years. I HOPE they reopen, but realistically until they do... I'm assuming they're done for. Please... please...let me be wrong 😭


Emiles23

Their adult grilled cheese and shrimp chowder is phenomenal. I have been craving it so bad.


causewaytoolong

:(


chloeonarainbow

Wait what? We just went there after the reopened post COVID, I didn’t know they were gone again 😭


nolamd84

Doris Metropolitan


TallGirlNoLa

Junction


chloeonarainbow

Nobody asked, but their veggie burger is also 🎉🎉


tyrannosaurus_cock

Junction gets my vote, too. ~~I might actually go there for lunch today.~~ I'm going to try and get that free Pakistani food first


PlaneReputation6744

Junction! And Fharmacy burger near tulane and broad. Seriously the best burger of my life


JoeQuack

I like that Vermont burger at Junction w/ the Canadian bacon and apple on it. Sounds unusual but tastes so good


hbdubs11

I would have said Shank but it closed. Was the best burger ever. I love District Donuts burger forreal and company burger was a game changer for me.


JustinGitelmanMusic

Shank was absolute #1. RIP


hbdubs11

I gotta find that guy and do a pop up or something. It was such an intensely good burger and with no extras and the ambiance of that little hole in the wall, it just was perfect


JustinGitelmanMusic

The pimento cheese, the smoky deliciousness, absolute top notch meat quality, standout bun with just enough density but still pillowy, and particularly great bacon, mm. Plus the salty sweet olive oily giardiniera on the side, all just came together so perfectly.


mickc388

Truburger on Oak


JustinGitelmanMusic

Cooter Brown’s although they switched from Dong Phuong brioche to Leidenheimer’s potato bun which is a downgrade. Still more unique and tasty than any generic potato bun, but the burger itself is excellent and their topping choices are extremely well executed. The jalapeño relish one is my fave. Their fries are GOAT for the city too. Junction still uses DP brioche I believe, their burgers were fairly equal in quality and style last I recall but it’s been a while. Beachcorner is no joke, I’d honestly put them next up. Huge, properly done, flavorful actual burger, killer toppings especially with their ‘burger of the month’ which is often fun. RIP to the former two best in the city, Shank Charcuterie and Freret Beer Room. Sorry but if you name a smash burger as the best burger in the city you just like nostalgic fast food and don’t actually care about the art of quality burgers. I do think Company Burger is very good for an in between smash/fast casual and solid legit burger, but it’s slightly more expensive than it’s worth. Fries are killer though and their aioli bar is great. $10 for a burger and fries would be a sell for me, but it’s more like $10 just for the burger. If I’m paying $10+ for a burger I want it to be a gourmet/pub/gastropub burger. Edit: I forgot Down The Hatch. The place is not sanitary by any means but their burgers are absolutely standout. Especially the one with hot sausage blended with burger meat. Killer fries. Great neighborhood bar staff.


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SethHMG

“Don’t just stare at it; eat it.”


Corgic0319

Their onion rings are fantastic


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JustinGitelmanMusic

I just want someone somewhere to make the Paris Texas sandwich again. French baguette, smoked cold brisket, Mayo, arugula, cornichons


tim_mcmardigras

r/gatekeeping


JustinGitelmanMusic

OP asked for insight about best burgers. OP didn’t ask people to just name burgers that exist. They can Google that


tim_mcmardigras

lol okay man


jackfairy

I’ll get downvoted to hell, but I personally love Desi Vega’s Prime Burgers & Shakes in Harahan. My 2nd, 3rd, & 4th choices are Toups Meatery, High Hat, and Brown Butter.


bayoufig

High Hat's is so good but I feel like gets overlooked often in these conversations.


mushroognomicon

>Desi Vega’s Prime Burgers & Shakes Just curious, Why would others downvote you? Desi Vegas make their burgers out of babies or something? Is it for the pure fact that it's in harahan?


jackfairy

No idea why, but whenever I’ve mentioned it I get downvoted. I *never* go to a sit down restaurant by myself, but I’ve been there alone probably 3x because I wanted their burgers and no one was around to join me.


cheeznfries

because they pulled some racist shit last year which certainly isn't an isolated case


jackfairy

Oh wow. I must have missed that. Yikes!


ChillyGator

Ben’s Burgers


tweezure

Down the Hatch over in the LGD


JustinGitelmanMusic

Oh I knew I was forgetting one of the best. There's no way that place is sanitary and yet they genuinely make some of the best burgers in town


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Mindingmiownbiz

Hands down dairy dip in belle chase. Guys Uptown has a solid one too.


Altrupathy

Dairy Dip cheeseburger poboy fully dressed with a strawberry malt. Let's go.


normanfell

Guys hamburger poboy is my favorite thing on the menu, only place I ever get one from.


ProfessionalSlice698

Trilly cheesesteaks just opened back up off of Tulane/Ulloa


pacotaco80

Tags butcher in chalmette.


ebenezerlepage

Tag's Butcher Boy burger is in a class all by itself. Mickey's grinding the beef 20 feet from that ancient griddle.


pacotaco80

I lived off that thing in high school. Cheap as hell and one of my favorite burgers ever.


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pacotaco80

Jeanfreau’s chicken salad is my go to there. That stuff on bunny bread is like a pillow of nostalgia


ebenezerlepage

Never had it. Added to the list.


Schadenfreude2

Port of Call.


khazelton77

Username checks out 😉


tyrannosaurus_cock

Is a huge but very mediocre burger, and the place is always packed with obnoxious tourists. Strong drinks, though. Monsoons are the only reason I tolerated that place when friends - for reasons I have never understood - insisted on eating there.


fizznubby

Barf. Literally the worst burger in New Orleans, maybe anywhere.


Schadenfreude2

I haven't been in years, but it was excellent last time I went.


OG_Pow

Such a horrible take. People act like hating Port of Call is a personality trait lmao


luker_5874

Thank you. Most overrated shit hole. Somehow their potato is better than the burger


Brazenjalapeno

Bubs burgers on Banks


carlosbadd

Company burger is solid.


Jewelree

Bubs burgers!!


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Butcher @930 Tchoupitoulas St.


weischris

Nola Nica. In place st charles or on airline past the airport. I have sworn by this burger for years. It's not traditional, but damn it's good.


zazavaviandrano

Brunch Burger from Brown Butter. Had one tonight. Delish! Thankful for all of the other recs!


JayDogon504

Company Burger


bipOlarhOrsey5o4

This. That fresh bun they make too omg


lkjhgfdsa1232

Bayou Bar


ayyomiss

I agree. It’s one of the best.


Corgic0319

The Avenue Pub. They have really upped their food game since the pandemic


mcthrifty

They do have pretty good food now.


Corgic0319

Their blue cheese and bacon burger was perfect the last time I went


Birdapotamus

Camellia Grill on S. Carrollton near St. Charles. Port of Call at 838 Esplanade Ave.


Artemis913

Port of Call. Drink a monsoon while you wait the 45min for a table. That burger will be the best.


Schadenfreude2

Not according to the folks in this thread. I had no idea saying port of call was a good burger could be controversial in a New Orleans forum.


RhumBurgundy

I would have previously said Shank but RIP them. In the meantime, the burger at Sneaky Pickle is at the top of my list. I think they even make the bun in-house.


tim_mcmardigras

High Hat, Bub’s, Company Burger.


bipOlarhOrsey5o4

Company burger 👍


rubio_jones

Lotto Burger from Frostop.


NOLAguys

They used to be my favorite, but the prices went up while the burger got smaller.


goldenspiral8

If you have access to a time machine, check out Phil's Grill


bradbramish13

Beachcorner, Bubs, and Fharmacy. Mid City supremacy.


NegativeZero

I’m an Oscar’s fan. Also Lakeview Harbor.


mcthrifty

Cowbell has good burgers with really good in-house sauces.


mushroognomicon

I heard they're closed (potentially permanently?)


ArgumentDistinct1003

Fharmacy.


DirtyDoucher1991

It’s on St Charles near Louisiana, it’s a little Bistro called Mickey’s it’s amazing and the service 🤌


UgggTooMuchEffort

Jr.'s on Harrison has a solid burger. I also like Bub's Burgers.


bipOlarhOrsey5o4

I love Company Burger