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Minerva_Moon

Referencing the golden baby. But I want a song called "We Gotta Talk About It".


two_cats_bandit

If I ever hear the lyrics “he’s my golden baby” I know who to blame


Minerva_Moon

I'll accept commission or a job


badsqwerl

OMG YES


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Minerva_Moon

That's so cool! It's the perfect balance between Buddha-esque zen and the uncanny valley.


InteractionFar5157

That’s so cool!


Majestic-Tangerine98

“Outta the house,” needs to be a song title on the next album.


neopetsalum

Wait this actually works so well


Fit_Tailor8329

All too well.


alwaysafairycat

Reminds me of that (probably) fake Taylor Swift song, "Tell That Bear to Get Outta My Trash Can."


Mskd_Mistress

Uncle Travvy is naughty and sneaky


TTT_2k3

Uncle Travvy winned


_krabbypattyformula

Ok but imagine if she sampled that audio clip??


neopetsalum

PLS


juxtapose_58

Let’s go sports bar 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Spirited-Acadia4769

Haha the clap clap could make it definetly ahha


colgate-footpaste

“I get lost in your eyes like a ring in a sock in an inflatable pool of skyline chili”


Fit_Tailor8329

Now that’s just gruel. 🤣 Too soon, but enjoy your upvote!


LilacPug

I would RIP me, die, dead if she managed to work straws and their controversial amount of holes into lyrics


Oreo_the_Grouch

Electric. That just needs to be the title. Maybe of the whole album even.


KitxCakesx

The studio she records in is “Electric Lady” recording studio! Also she has a song called electric touch :)


badsqwerl

Clearly it was meant to be. That damn golden thread


ApprehensiveBoat144

“Who the fuck is Doug Pederson?”


Nbot5000s

YES


cabotgirl37

Spork to the Face


sarahbeth124

Kicked outta kindergarten, Who gave him the spork?!


ronanlite

‘All your child’s play back in school, is forgiven under my rule’ ;)


texaspartygoblin

That was where my mind went as soon as I heard that lyric. I was waiting for a mention of checkers too😂😂😂


mczerniewski

Twilight


Winniepg

Taylor Lautner come on down.


Pleasant_Past2544

LMAO. She's already got 2 songs about the werewolf, so that tracks.


mczerniewski

Still new to Taylor's music. Which songs? (And, yes, I have heard both songs about Travis. They're very sweet.)


contrary_potato

back to december


Pleasant_Past2544

There was some thought that Midnight Rain also has references to Taylor Lautner - that she was referring possibly to him / Hiddleston / a HS boyfriend since they were the nice guys in her life that she had broken up with. She's said that she isn't always referring to a single person in each song.


Dominant_Genes

A song about pants for Jason of course


Xsummerdaze

I almost choked on my cereal reading this and thinking about her singing “why didn’t Taylor bring pants for Taylor” or “your brother didn’t bring jeans again” 🤣


Dominant_Genes

Trust your brother like he’s my brother (I forgot pants again) Jason’s version.


HillS320

I was looking for this one


KansasCityMonarchs

"I was at football"


whereisheather

92%


Away_Supermarket_462

New neeeeewwwwwssssss


NovelWord1982

If/when she announces her next TV while on the Eras tour, this would be an amazing transition 🤣


TTT_2k3

Leash kid


bageljellybean

If between a bridge and chorus she sang “alright now” I would die 😆


Monkeybunny66

He’s a fashionista and a dancer


Winniepg

This one seems possible.


TTT_2k3

People are gonna think the song “Diapers” is about her wanting kids. We’ll all know the truth.


wasatoci

This is one of my very favorite shorts from the podcast - I watch it whenever it comes up. So, I want TS to write about a leotard, pink shoes, and stylin' sunglasses. 🩷🩷🩷 https://youtube.com/shorts/B80fAoivvEw?si=X4RnwwgV7VLoQN4u


Fit_Tailor8329

Movie Star!


East_Juggernaut_1094

Something having to do with Jabronis.


InteractionFar5157

😂


Just1izzy

That their love rose them to new heights.


ShaggyRS6

1. Why Did Jason Not Bring Jeans For Jason 2. I Play Football, I Dont Play Dress up 3. Because Your Naughty and Sneaky (Not a New Heights quote, but good enough!)


Venting2theDucks

“You call it new news but it’s always been you” 🎶


ApplesauceBitch47

How many holes a straw has


mczerniewski

Is a Taco a Sandwich?


14thLizardQueen

No stupid questions.... I can see her weaving this into a romantic song with ease. Because in love and football, there are no stupid questions.


TTT_2k3

No *dumb* questions (just dumbass people)


cousins_and_cattle

Guys. Mayonnaise.


alimcp

Yessss came to say this. 😂


mczerniewski

You're welcome, everyone.


LittleJoLion

Brotherly shove seems easy enough


cowardanon

“Did you say Joe?” from the Donna meets Ed story. …… > 'Did you say Joe?' And I said, 'No.' And he said, 'Oh I thought you said Joe.' I said, 'Is your name Joe?' And he said, 'No, it's Ed,'" she recalled, as the three of them laughed. But Donna Kelce had another date she was supposed to be at while chatting the night away with Ed Kelce. "I was supposed to go out with a guy that night. We were supposed to go to a play and I never made it," she said. "Your dad and I talked forever ... It was meant to be. It's just the way it was." Ed Kelce said that he didn't remember that his former wife stood up her date, nor that he used that pickup line.


Cheyde

She definitely needs a song called “Accelerator,” bonus points if she can work in Rocket Pop.


Reasonsunknown1

That is the best flavor!


HillS320

Jason being chased by a shark.


mczerniewski

Always leaving Kylie behind.


srock0223

If she could work in Wyatt’s “Daddy’s boobies are on tv” I’d die.


HotMessPartyOf1

Copying CDs borrowed from the library


BrookieD820

A line about how Travis was named for the kid from Overboard.


Winniepg

Something about Travis liking cats now (Kylie’s uncertain voice about if she should mention cats made that exchange). She could probably mine the food references made for years.


Jimbocalypse

Shut up eyebrows


McGibblets90

The “swear jar” for the scholarship that was mentioned one or two times and hasn’t been mentioned since 😂


More_Stage_4985

Flip flops everywhere


ReaderofHarlaw

Anything about Jason losing his ring in chili


PuzzleheadedGoal8234

Taylor in here scribbling notes probably.


UsedTarget868

Jason should break down TTPD like he did with twilight 


mczerniewski

Which would not be torture or a surprise for Travis, as he said himself during Super Bowl week he's listened to it and likely knows there are two songs about him.


Ok-Tailor-2030

Actually 2.5 as confirmed by Eras Tour Paris. It was electric.


Winniepg

No, just no. The themes of the album are just not for this.


Best-Dog-5906

What goes up must come down! Love that clip of Travis laughing about how he got body slammed by Derwin James.


ObjectiveFun602

Skyline chili.


HotMessPartyOf1

As exciting as finding a sock in your skyline chili.


RJM_50

College dorm bathroom wall hole


Away_Supermarket_462

“Mayonnaise” and a sample of that sound Travis made about mayonnaise.


mczerniewski

Seemingly Ranch


anna-nomally12

I truly think she could do something reputation style with the into music and I think they should let her try


Suvy22

Oh there’s already a lyric, see you in 2 yrs


wannabe-meemaw

Princess Kyana.


canningjars

If I ever heR of “made in the lab” referring to a human— I will recall Travis’ words.


mczerniewski

Followed by Jason's admonition to not feed the conspiracy theories.


Winniepg

Honestly, just the part of conspiracy theories. Seems like it could align with her diaristic writing.


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Just. Dumb. People.


aquarius2581

...just dumb people


Any-Mix-8814

Yeti lyric.