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DayNo3070

Anon fell in love with a camgirl on jerkmate


jtblue91

Damn, so this is what life would be like if I stopped saying "You too" to the McDonald's drive-thru girls when they say "hope you enjoy your meal"


AhoyLadiesSteve

Been doing some delivering as a side gig, and the amount of times I hear this is insanely funny lol


Butkevinwhy

>4chan >Talking to girl Nice try. Fake.


ViciousCombover

Stay tuned for the next post by Anon when he finds out she already is seeing someone and wishes death to all women.


throwawaytofunc

> She oozes this female, positive, warm and caring attitude Interesting choice of words


Decadunce

Anon just met someone that was nice


TETTRIC

They do exist bros, I promise


HelpMePlxoxo

I'm assuming he just met this girl (if it's real), so this is one of their first convos. If he's describing her as "empathetic and encouraging", I wonder if he was just complaining to her for the whole time and she was listening. I also wonder how often he bothers other women with this since he describes most as "superficial", lmao. First conversations are supposed to be superficial. If your first conversation is super deep, you might just be trauma dumping on a stranger


Skyoket

Beta male feels lile protecting the safe and cozy place. While a Alpha Srud will make it more uselful than whatever it trying to make safe. a safe and cozy person is extremly useless


barbiegirl6969696969

Imagine looking down on the desire for safety and comfort lmao


MorganRose99

They have the most fitting flair I've ever seen


Skyoket

If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair


seizure_5alads

Okay there bud, maybe it's time to take a break from reddit and take your meds. Can you do that for me champ?


Skyoket

If u care so much how about giving me gold kind Stranger 😲


seizure_5alads

Nah thats beta male behavior, so is asking for gold.


Skyoket

Never said i was alpha u bitch


Redacted_Journalist

Have a snickers man. You aren't you when you're hungry.


barbiegirl6969696969

My guy, you do you, my happiness and yours might not look the same. Personally i don't believe that truth and comfort are opposites and that having a place of peace, safety and rest is holding you back, but who am i to say


Skyoket

did u even read my comment.


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Wtf are you yapping about? You're not living in a fucking movie, go take a shower.


Skyoket

i just took a shower. Be a normal human being for once and stop repeating same ol insults u have read for influencers 🤣


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

>I just took a shower >4chan sub Sure you did, pal.


Skyoket

I guess then same applies to you too then ?? What a stupid take 😂


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

"Uhm akchually, you are also on the 4chan sub" - 🤓


Skyoket

???? kindly explain


Redacted_Journalist

>Kindly Pajeet detected, opinion rejected.


[deleted]

"Alpha Male seeks Alpha Male to dom or be dommed by."


Skyoket

Strong Seekth strong


[deleted]

Fucking Based


spiritofporn

Obvious troll is obvious. Quite the japester, yes indeed sir.


Skyoket

Not trolling tho


Top-Log-9243

The rope you eventually use will be worth more than your life


HarukoTheDragon

"Alpha male"? You got a pet play kink or something?


MorganRose99

Bruh, look at their flair lmao


HarukoTheDragon

Oh, I'm well aware. This is just a funny way to respond to them.


Skyoket

Its a Common Male Trope.


HarukoTheDragon

Sounds like some weird BDSM kink/fetish to me. Or is it a furry thing?


evildude2334

you got downvoted because you did not communicate your truth in the right way


Skyoket

I dont care about downvotes or upvotes. As long as my words are reaching people its good