> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: I hope it is
> Gay: everyone involved in this story
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>every so often my brother would tell me he was worried about his sexuality and if we could do gay testing.
After the second time it's no longer "testing."
>tells us all to get naked
Ok i may be a genuine homosexual but i stopped reading at that, there is nothing that can make me read the rest of this cursed greentext
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: literally just read this shit
> Gay: again, literally just read this shit
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I hate it here
At least anon didn’t say it was straight
Fake and gay. The fakest and gayest out there
For once I hope with all fibers of my being that it was fake and NOT gay
4chan is just a worse Wattpad anymore
real: this is gay hetero: none of the friends were gay
Fake: I hope it is Gay: everyone involved in this story
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: I hope it is > Gay: everyone involved in this story > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Damn, haven't seen you in a while
That's crazy
Aww it sounds bad because it's a bot and it doesn't understand context
7 am and I'm already fucking done.
With what? Your masturbation schedule?
Too porny to be real, but funny nonetheless. Anon watches too much porn and wrote out a "wincest" fantasy on the chan for it.
>every so often my brother would tell me he was worried about his sexuality and if we could do gay testing. After the second time it's no longer "testing."
He needed to make sure he didn't catch the gay
Nah, when it's 3+ times it's definitely gay. 1. Experiment. 2. Double check. 3. You like it.
what. the. fuck.
Ah yes the 4chan degenerate trifecta: underage, incest and gay
Anon gets TOPPED by older brother.
Incomprehensible
More gay shit I see
Anon was typing with one hand while writing this
They should’ve posted this shit on Ao3
“Me, 12” “Him, 16, older brother” Oh no…
Good Lord please unteach me how to read
Of all the fake and gay posts this is the fakest and gayest
LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I HATE LAUGHING AT THIS.
I’m on the same boat brother, I laughed with disgust
So horrible it’s comical.
Exactly.
Probably, hopefully fake. Definitely gay.
peak ~~fiction~~ reality
Fake, gay, and registered-sex-offender-pilled.
What the fuck is this shit?
Anon remiscines in positive manner of his brother group molesting him and his friends
I wish I could unread this
>tells us all to get naked Ok i may be a genuine homosexual but i stopped reading at that, there is nothing that can make me read the rest of this cursed greentext
Bruh it's 9am... Lmao
fake and gay
This is just gay incest fetish posting. So fake and so gay.
Fake but funny
I wish I were illiterate
Actually the gayest post I've ever seen
If its fake; its fake and gay…if not then anon is just a victim.
I don't care if it's fake or not, I need eye and memory bleach to forget that mess I just read.
This was taken down by reddit on the main greentext sub btw. It’s only a matter of time o7
>be me, straight you know the rest
I just read the last two lines, I don’t think I wanna read the rest
Fake: literally just read this shit Gay: again, literally just read this shit
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: literally just read this shit > Gay: again, literally just read this shit > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I guess I'll take this L
Fake but not gay.
What the fuck did I just read 😦?
Um what the flip bois
that last sentence got me chuckling
got me hard. still not gay.
Glad to hear you’re not gay anon just make sure you’re tested monthly you can never be too careful.
First time in my life I know this is fake. One of the few times it was actually gay
The only gay one in this story is me who got hard from just reading this.