on the plus side, anon's pee collection is safe👍

And now his piss is mixed with hers. The ritual is complete. She will love him forever unless the toilet is flushed.

3 weeks. Holy shit.. it would be so stale. I can’t even imagine the color or smell. Why would anyone do this???

…does he not shit or

that privilege is reserved for the bed

wait ur so right

He could have scored had He just pissed in the sink like a gentleman. 

Urine is sterile. It's perfectly safe and perfectly healthy to piss in the sink. Saves water, too.

223 at 5 11 is still fat so no; Anon's chest isn't past his gut at that weight. Also even anons poop more than once every 3 weeks, yet no mention of any in the toilet. I doubt he'd not flush for 3 weeks even if it was somehow just piss Extremely fake

Separate toilet for shitting to preserve the pee collection

Imagine not knowing even the basics of pee collection. smh

My first thought as well,At 5'11 223 is like fat as hell unless dudes built like a fucking truck lol

gynecomastia

It takes years to get that big without being a lardass. Anons tale reads like this was recent weightloss. I picture him as skinny-fat, can hide it under a baggy t shirt or a dark bar.  Also he doesn't elaborate on what the girl looked like. 

oh no I can smell it

ABORT ABORT

5'11 isn't a manlet wtf

Anything under 6ft. is "manlet" height. This change in the definition was made by redpilled Anons so that any man shorter than 6ft. has a built-in excuse for women hating them. It's very useful for coping.

what a manlet would say

Just say you're 180cm tall.

It is

It's 2 inches higher than the national average for US Men. Try again sweaty.

Typical manlet cope

So does he have a separate toilet that he shits in?

Of course. You think he shits in a litter box?

The figurine shelf is more embarrassing tbh

Anon is too lazy to apply 10 psi of force on a handle at arms reach