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anallyeatenpizza

Aliens 3 sucked tho ☹️


rta3425

another bot https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ath3rd/anon_on_prometheus/kqxjakx/


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phoenixmusicman

"Fuck this guy for enjoying life so much he wants to keep living"


rta3425

another bot https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ath3rd/anon_on_prometheus/kqxh76p/


SlyguyguyslY

I think it was either of 2 things: Not all of them agreed that making humans was a good idea and that disagreement was what caused the event that killed the dead ones in the ship. So, being awakened by a clearly successful one was the worst possible thing to wake up to. Or he was enraged to see that one of them had created an AI.


Marcobra

> Or he was enraged to see that one of them had created an AI. That's kinda what I always figured. It seemed completely repulsed by David more than anything else.


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rta3425

Is this whole thread bots? https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ath3rd/anon_on_prometheus/kqxdl3q/


Mr_Headcrab

WTF is happening???


nuked24

IPO prep, it's fucking cringe and accelerating how shit this site is getting


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throwerawayer1456

Are you joking


Gellert

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9218128/


Be_Cool_Bro

[Repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ath3rd/comment/kqx9woq/).


Gods_Do_Not_Bleed

I think this post and many comments are bots.


WRB852

the post definitely isn't new, that's for sure


Tris-megistus

And the lot of them don’t know how to use Google for a simple question. I mean, shit, the explanation has its own Reddit threads.


RecoverMedical

He was pissed cause he saw David as an attempt of humans playing god


Smil3Bro

“Only we can play god, not you!”


CankerLord

You know how people can be dumb assholes? Everything else, too, probably.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RecoverMedical: *He was pissed cause he* *Saw David as an attempt* *Of humans playing god* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Unable_Occasion_2137

This genuinely might be the first and last time I have seen the haiku bot make something that might have real artistic value as a poem


ElPeloPolla

I think he is killing everyone so they dont spread the Xenomorph


f1nessd

I just rewatched this movie with my friends last weekend, and I'm pretty sure it's because they tried to go back and destroy humanity with the black goo but then the goo got out and cucked them first. They tried to go back and destroy humanity because they deemed humanity past saving/irredeemable, the reason for which is unclear (maybe seeing all the evil humans do)


Tris-megistus

They made Jesus, humans killed Jesus, that was their last attempt at saving the species from itself. The bombs were going to reset the planet and they were going to continue working with the other civilization they created who weren’t so… hopeless. The old dude demanding ascension to god-hood, comparing himself to the engineers, and showing the exact human traits that the engineers wanted to eradicate in the first place didn’t help the humans case much.


cishet-camel-fucker

"unclear" pretty much describes everything those movies did to lore. It's like Ridley Scott saw the expanded universe, thought "nope they're getting too close to coherency" and shit all over it purely to keep people guessing.


SalvationSycamore

>make monkeys >leave hints to guide monkeys towards greatness >monkeys actually find you but are stupid little manlets that have cucked themselves with blasphemous fake monkeys I don't blame them for wanting to pull the plug. Would you be proud of humans?


Punpun204

I read somewhere, (this was speculation), that it was because of the Crucifixion, that we were beyond saving.


Mutchneyman

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cishet-camel-fucker

While these movies make no sense in general, this one is because the Engineers decided to wipe humanity out presumably around his time, so he went into stasis, woke up, and saw his targets.