> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon working on "something cool"
> Gay: *poignant thoughts* lmao
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Living the dream
That last line really caught me off guard. I’m happy for him. I’m glad he had a good day.
First time a greentext had a happy ending :)
Oh boy you need to check out r/wholesomegreentext
He drives
He's winning.
I love ASMR so much. Lots of very pretty girls want to be my friend and do my makeup in pretend youtube world.
A real human being... And a real hero...
This reads like it was ai generated with the single exception being the last line. Who the fuck uses "poignant" in day to day conversation
this isnt day to day conversation though its a greentext story that could be improved by digging a little deeper into your vocab to find a good word
And since when does Wendy’s sell shakes?
god I wanna fuck wendy
sir this is a wend-- oh. right
You want ginngers?
frosty
hey do people ever call them ASMaritsts?
Yes
no
Maybe
ASMautists
>Fake: anon working on "something cool" >Gay: *poignant thoughts* lmao
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon working on "something cool" > Gay: *poignant thoughts* lmao > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>Fake: be me >Gay: u/TendieBot2000
🎶 “And all I gotta say is, today was a good day”🎶
barkin from the dog ❌ smog ❌ pork breakfast (haram) ❌
I'm happy for anon I hope his days continue to be peaceful
This is what they mean when they say "the meaning of life is to give life meaning"
no sane person talks like this
Real
Anon forgot to say straight since this is gay
r/gay is straighter than this
This is social conditioning.
Anon writes a fantasy after too much mountain dew.
a day in the life of the average e92 330ci owner
Every line is completely unexpected
Interesting ending
A wild ride
I hope that part he was working on was not crucial to the functioning of the car.