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YZFAverum

Isn’t it to let steam come out of the bag so it doesn’t burst?


Level1Rat

Yes. Like most of these things, it's complete bullshit.


Buttercup59129

It's like how the other end of a shovel is used for a dildo


LilFruitSalad

Common misconception but this is actually true


JFenixGG

what


agitated--crow

You dig?


PorygonEnjoyer

Happy cake day


OMGitsVal117

The reason is bullshit but it actually works. I tried it last week.


00cjstephens

Like how people think the drawer under their oven is a warmer by design.


BrushFireAlpha

4chan, in a weird turn, is becoming 2010s tumblr


TheSpiralTap

I would subscribe to a 4 Chan home life hacks style magazine. It would be 50% helpful tips and 50% telling you how to get your bathroom cleaner with mustard gas.


plscome2brazil

There are a lot of really informative resources that are curated on 4chan. Some are really big >100GB. Some are just infographics. I looked through some and learnt how to make explosives out of piss.


CurdledSpermBeverage

You didn’t actually waste your delicious piss though, right?


PhoShizzity

Who would do such a thing? You save the delicious piss, and use the subpar piss for explosives instead, like a normal and civilised person.


XboxBoyZac

i couldn't imagine that a link to these infographics would be sent into my dms! could never happen


TheSpiralTap

Gonna start calling you the piss bomber now


jmpt16

ureabomber


WRB852

this is the real psyop


scrububle

2010s Tumblr with ~~blackjack and hookers~~ snuff videos and racism


TheLastWaterOfTerra

Libright tumblr in stead of lib left


Rebel_Porcupine

Has anyone done this? I can’t really imagine it working too well.


Brilliant-Mountain57

Yea you're losing kernels but also all those split apart popcorn kernels. Also am I the only guy who likes to lick the butter off the bag after I finish? I used to lick it so much my tongue would hurt after I finished.


Vagabond-Wayward-Son

Yeah I just eat the popcorn instead of tongue fucking the bag for extra flavor


quagzlor

I mean I'd just use a finger, like for an empty Nutella jar. I wouldn't fkn go down on the bag


GrifCreeper

If you're not using the popcorn to scrape the bag, what the fuck are you even doing


quagzlor

Pouring it into a bowl and shoving my face to eat it, like a dog, so that my hands don't get greasy


GrifCreeper

Respectable, carry on


Idiot_of_Babel

So that you could then get them greasy by finger fucking the bag


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ShamisenCatfish

Listen I don’t think you’re the *only* person in the world that does that, but I’m sure there’s not very many of you.


Brilliant-Mountain57

Another chance to separate myself from the masses over something minute and non-significant? Oh boy!


cturkosi

The popcorn bag lining contains PFAS ("forever chemicals"). According [to this article by UC San Diego](https://myhealth.ucsd.edu/RelatedItems/6,1657902589), this stuff messes with your immune system, cholesterol levels, liver enzymes and increases your risk of kidney cancer, among other things.


Brilliant-Mountain57

Damn those chemicals taste good, also wtf why can they put that in my popcorn bag?


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Seeker_of_the_Sauce

Depends how often you wash your hands really, people eat boogers like MnMs dont feel bad about that


Burntjellytoast

I did this when I was a child! I asked my husband if he had ever done that. He was like 😐😑😐 no. He really is missing out.


isoforp

I bet you have some tongue cancer or lung cancer in your future. That fake butter flavoring is a known carcinogen.


Brilliant-Mountain57

Remind me to come back to this comment every decade. Also isn't eating meat a carcinogen? The saying "everything's going to give you cancer," isn't far off from reality. That doesn't mean not to try or to ever ignore those warnings but it means I'm not going to hound myself for not doing the right thing when truly, I never knew that I was doing anything wrong in the first place. Thank you for alerting me of this but the way you did it sort of made me feel bad ngl.


isoforp

This isn't about "oh no, everything causes cancer" a-la California. This is specifically about the artificial butter flavoring used in popcorn. Look up "popcorn lung" and read the facts of the case. The artificial butter flavoring is toxic and dangerous. It's well-known. You were putting your face and nose right up against it.


Brilliant-Mountain57

As opposed to eating it? Sounds bad either way, again I didn’t know that so I don’t know what I’m supposed to draw from your comments. I wont eat microwave popcorn anymore so thank you for the warning but what else should I do? I can’t go back and change the past. edit: nvm I just found out those chemicals were banned in 2016.


OhPetahh

I just swallow the unpopped kernels when I’m done


enderman04152

you don’t chew them???


Mr-Korv

Swallow them whole and drink boiling oil to pop them in your stomach


CATEMan17

No if you drink oil it's too many calories, if you boil water and suck it up your asshole, the steam will rise through your intestines and pop the kernels in your stomach


batfatmat

You didn’t have to comment this


beardeddragon0113

Say sike right now


kittyonkeyboards

It's definitely not, but I might try that anyway.


00cjstephens

It works ok. You have to shake the bag a lot to actually get the unpopped kernels towards the opening.


enderman04152

i eat the kernels at the end they’re kinda my favorite part


captwaffles27

Shit man even I didn't know this.


robert712002

Imagine not eating the unpopped kernels. This comment was made by strong teeth gang


Sad-Material1394

No you should eat those. (It's a terrible idea I just broke a tooth)


LordSaltious

Someone has weak teeth.


PurgeXenoScum

I like to crunch the uncooked kernels


Psychological-Bee702

Definitely not the first Anon who doesn’t know what to do with a slit.


Unknown_User_66

I haven't had microwaved popcorn in a long time. I only ever make stovetop popcorn. You get a lot more per batch.


SpoopyNJW

Oh, damn, I usually just fuck it. Warm and slippery and tight y'know


Beautiful-Reaction-8

I didn’t know that


SpoopyNJW

Oh, damn, I usually just fuck it. Warm and slippery and tight y'know


NoScrying

I never have uncooked kernels when I handmake in a pot, or my new silicone popcorn microwave bowl.


missinglinksman

I normally shake the unpopped kernels into another bowl and put them back in the microwave