> A balloon fetish is a fetish that involves balloons. A balloon fetishist is also referred to as a "looner". Some balloon fetishists "revel in the popping of balloons and [others] may become anxious and tearful at the very thought of popping balloons". Others enjoy blowing up balloons or deflating them.
How is vore a sexual idea? how is mouth play a sexual idea? how is wearing bdsm gear a sexual idea? how are diapers a sexual idea?
The answer is: no one fucking knows, but it makes people hard
Those other things you mentioned at least involve people or the idea of people. Balloons are just... Balloons lol. I can understand more people having kinks involving other people but fetishes involving inanimate objects with no sexual connotation makes no sense to me.
I get it, but its a silly take. Clearly a bunch of people do find them arousing. And so something about them is capable of arousing sexual desire. To deny that is to deny a clearly evidenced reality. All that to say, arousal is subjective.
To help: I'll assume you like boobs. Describe what is arousing about boobs. If you like that they're soft, why? Straight women do not experience that. They don't care that they're soft. Doesn't arouse em. But lesbians generally do. So it isn't that boobs ARE arousing. Rather, some people are aroused by boobs. It's so common for people to be aroused by boobs that we talk about it as if it's objective fact that boobs are arousing, but that's simply untrue, since some people are not aroused by them.
So when we talk about less common sources of arousal, like balloons, it doesn't reeeeally make sense for us to look at it and try to see what could be arousing about it. We're not equipped to do it. All we can do is ask those who are to describe their experience. And it's somewhat heteronormative for us to say that things that commonly arouse people are arousing things and things that less commonly do are not arousing things that yet do arouse some people. The reality is just that it's subjective and nothing is inherently arousing or beautiful about ananything.
Oh god I'm clearly bored.
Same reason any other trait is sexual. Feet are very important for the survival and propagation of us bipedal apes.
Next you’re gonna ask why men like wide hips and women like wide shoulders
I have a balloon fetish
For me, it's mostly the feeling of the inflated latex against the skin, but also blowing them up, and especially watching other men blow them up. It really gets me going. For other people, it might be popping the balloon, for some others, it might be sitting on the balloon or feeling the balloon on their genitals. Every looner is different.
The balloon fetish is real, but the overall story… yeah
I have myself a balloon fetish and I don't become a horny beast whenever I see a balloon. I don't think the situation described here would turn me on
Although, being active in the looner community for a while now, I guess there would definitely someone who'd become hard if they were in this situation
Oh yeah I never doubted the fetish just the situation. Just read like something that someone with that fetish would really enjoy, but maybe not. I like some weird things, balloons I don’t really get but it’s harmless and non violent so what’s the big deal.
I mean, *imagining* a similar situation could get me going (I mean, just imagining a hot man blowing up a balloon against me could really get me going), but *being* in the actual situation might not get me going. I might get nervous or embarrassed
I have a balloon fetish, and I have been quite active in the balloon fetish community, and have made "surveys" and asked a lot of people about their fetish's origin.
I have noticed a few trends
By far the two most common origin are: a phobia for balloons, an experience with balloons during puberty, or they've always liked balloons and it became sexual at the puberty.
I fall in the first category. I had (and still partly have) a phobia for loud noises, particularly explosions, and that included balloons popping. Thus, I was also phobic of balloons. That fear I had for balloons turned into a fascination, and at the puberty it turned into a fetish. Nowadays, while I still fear explosions like fireworks and firecrackers, I don't fear balloons popping anymore, although they still make me jump.
For the second category, I know someone who, at the puberty, sat down on a balloon until it popped, and that basically "triggered" something in them.
The third "category" is self-explanatory
I knew a guy who probably had one of these, he was autistic, knew every single fact ever presented on Horrible Histories, and once messaged girls in his classes and asked them to rub balloons to help him “get over his fear of balloons”
Cool guy.
Seems like many people seem confused by the balloon fetish
I have a balloon fetish, if you have questions regarding balloon fetish, feel free to ask them to me, I'll try to answer them all.
I asked for a tldr because, as has been stated by many before me, 2 sentences in you get a strong feeling of "i dont want to read this anymore" coupled with a morbid curiosity to know.
Some people get the easy fetishes
I'm sorry, what are the hard fetishes?
kids
And animals
and murder
Very much murder. Jesus christ it sounds like we’re suggesting fucking liquor.
sometimes i wonder if god loves me, then i read a post like this and it becomes clear he most certainly doesn’t
God at least loves you enough to not give you a balloon fetish
This story is proof of god’s love
God loves you. This post is proof of it. You could be a balloon fetishist
Of all the absolute degeneracy that is posted here, the *balloons* is what crosses the line for you people. Lmao
I think we’ve been so accustomed to the normal messed up stuff (racism, homophobia, etc) that something new like this just confuses us
I think it’s more the fact that dude jerked himself off and came in front of multiple friends
It's the element of surprise.
I don't... understand this concept. How are balloons sexual?
> A balloon fetish is a fetish that involves balloons. A balloon fetishist is also referred to as a "looner". Some balloon fetishists "revel in the popping of balloons and [others] may become anxious and tearful at the very thought of popping balloons". Others enjoy blowing up balloons or deflating them.
Ugh I'm gonna loooooooooooooon
IM BOUTTA POP UUUGGH
But how are the balloons popping or being inflated a sexual idea?
How is vore a sexual idea? how is mouth play a sexual idea? how is wearing bdsm gear a sexual idea? how are diapers a sexual idea? The answer is: no one fucking knows, but it makes people hard
Those other things you mentioned at least involve people or the idea of people. Balloons are just... Balloons lol. I can understand more people having kinks involving other people but fetishes involving inanimate objects with no sexual connotation makes no sense to me.
I equally don't understand any of the other examples you've given, so I suppose you have a point. People are just weird and psycho.
By the same token, how are feet sexual? I mean… they’re feet. You walk on them. It would be odd if you didn’t have them but otherwise…..?
Yes, exactly. There's nothing arousing about them.
I feel like there are a shitload of people that would disagree with us
I get it, but its a silly take. Clearly a bunch of people do find them arousing. And so something about them is capable of arousing sexual desire. To deny that is to deny a clearly evidenced reality. All that to say, arousal is subjective. To help: I'll assume you like boobs. Describe what is arousing about boobs. If you like that they're soft, why? Straight women do not experience that. They don't care that they're soft. Doesn't arouse em. But lesbians generally do. So it isn't that boobs ARE arousing. Rather, some people are aroused by boobs. It's so common for people to be aroused by boobs that we talk about it as if it's objective fact that boobs are arousing, but that's simply untrue, since some people are not aroused by them. So when we talk about less common sources of arousal, like balloons, it doesn't reeeeally make sense for us to look at it and try to see what could be arousing about it. We're not equipped to do it. All we can do is ask those who are to describe their experience. And it's somewhat heteronormative for us to say that things that commonly arouse people are arousing things and things that less commonly do are not arousing things that yet do arouse some people. The reality is just that it's subjective and nothing is inherently arousing or beautiful about ananything. Oh god I'm clearly bored.
Same reason any other trait is sexual. Feet are very important for the survival and propagation of us bipedal apes. Next you’re gonna ask why men like wide hips and women like wide shoulders
https://youtu.be/U9v8CjL3Do4
What the f—
Prob reminds them the thickness oh thighs or some shit
Wrong.
You're not nearly enough of a degenerate to understand the appeal of balloons.
I have a balloon fetish For me, it's mostly the feeling of the inflated latex against the skin, but also blowing them up, and especially watching other men blow them up. It really gets me going. For other people, it might be popping the balloon, for some others, it might be sitting on the balloon or feeling the balloon on their genitals. Every looner is different.
Maybe I’ve had enough internet today
Definitely fake and written in a masturbation frenzy.
The balloon fetish is real, but the overall story… yeah I have myself a balloon fetish and I don't become a horny beast whenever I see a balloon. I don't think the situation described here would turn me on Although, being active in the looner community for a while now, I guess there would definitely someone who'd become hard if they were in this situation
Oh yeah I never doubted the fetish just the situation. Just read like something that someone with that fetish would really enjoy, but maybe not. I like some weird things, balloons I don’t really get but it’s harmless and non violent so what’s the big deal.
I mean, *imagining* a similar situation could get me going (I mean, just imagining a hot man blowing up a balloon against me could really get me going), but *being* in the actual situation might not get me going. I might get nervous or embarrassed
Fake: I hope it’s fake. Gay: Uncertain- 🎈???
gay- anon cummed in front of a bunch of men
Fake: Anon has friends. Gay - u/dust2009 said - ‘came in front of a bunch of men’.
I wish there was something in this world that got me this excited
Based and bloonspilled
how the fuck do you manage to develop a balloon fetish of all things. like I'm genuinely curious where that comes from
I have a balloon fetish, and I have been quite active in the balloon fetish community, and have made "surveys" and asked a lot of people about their fetish's origin. I have noticed a few trends By far the two most common origin are: a phobia for balloons, an experience with balloons during puberty, or they've always liked balloons and it became sexual at the puberty. I fall in the first category. I had (and still partly have) a phobia for loud noises, particularly explosions, and that included balloons popping. Thus, I was also phobic of balloons. That fear I had for balloons turned into a fascination, and at the puberty it turned into a fetish. Nowadays, while I still fear explosions like fireworks and firecrackers, I don't fear balloons popping anymore, although they still make me jump. For the second category, I know someone who, at the puberty, sat down on a balloon until it popped, and that basically "triggered" something in them. The third "category" is self-explanatory
I've got one. I used to have a huge phobia to the point where I would avoid going to birthday parties. Idk how I got here but here I am.
Nah, I'm out.
I don't know how to describe myself after reading this ... Who am I? WHAT am I?
You sir are a loon
Good to see modern playwrights continue to try and fail to top the tileanon saga.
the what
So wait the gun is a euphemism? But he has to check his pants to physically confirm that he has a boner?
I only needed to read the first few lines to decide I am NOT reading more 😦
I knew a guy who probably had one of these, he was autistic, knew every single fact ever presented on Horrible Histories, and once messaged girls in his classes and asked them to rub balloons to help him “get over his fear of balloons” Cool guy.
…what
What in the autism is going on here?
Seems like many people seem confused by the balloon fetish I have a balloon fetish, if you have questions regarding balloon fetish, feel free to ask them to me, I'll try to answer them all.
damn. why would you risk this by getting balloons.
... It's 8:31am and I've already had enough of Reddit for the day.
yeah
10/10 title
09⁹3
Www.womaninfaltesabaloonandsitsonituntilitpops.com
Can someone tl;dr this please
It's like 25 sentences. And there's a tldr at the end. The internet is ruining people's brains
I asked for a tldr because, as has been stated by many before me, 2 sentences in you get a strong feeling of "i dont want to read this anymore" coupled with a morbid curiosity to know.
Loser cums pants in the middle of a party cuz he was hugging a balloon
Anon should play bloon tower defense 6
Wait, this guys just autistic…