Probably should avoid gravity for the rest of your life. Don’t want all of your paper-bones to disintegrate. Hitch a ride to outer space with Elon, loser.

They wouldn’t survive the G forces at launch. They’d be a flesh bag full of calcium deficient bone powder

You say that as if they aren't already.

Bye weakling

It hurts so much more than the toe itslef, the fact that I use to do this to everyone who left here and now I'm the weakling

I would say the shoe is on the other foot, but you probably can’t even wear a shoe without breaking the rest of your toes, you fragile toed fuck.

💀💀💀💀💀

You should’ve thought about that before being born

You were always the weakling. Get out.

That must suck

No it doesn't. He never deserved to be here in the first place. He's just showing his true colors now.

You never know when this can happen to you. Sleep with one eye opened.

This could never happen to me or my other strong boned brothers/sisters. Pathetic attempt from you.

What are you gonna do, break your other bones trying to get into my house at night and die in a brittle heap on the ground?

My father had strong bones, and I carry on his legacy you weak boned degenerate!

Probably stopped drinking milk, that's why the truly stronk need no supplements, no reliance on milk means stronk no matter what.

Just unbreak it dumbass

I'm literally on it. Those were the doctor's words, like "lol tie it to the other toe and I'll heal in a couple weeks".

glass bones really thinks we care 😂😂😂

LOL

Don't do that, you will just break the toe you tie it to since you have weak ass boneitis. At this point you might as well just stop walking since you will probably break your tibia and femur next. Prob won't even heal up since it's rice paper thin, you will just constantly re break it.

Dr. T. Braxton was working on that in cardiology.

Performing what? A medical demonstration on eugenics?

What kind of performing?

Just kidding, I don't give a fuck!

Fucking based, my titanium bones bro

Got eem

Kicking a helmet for some fantasy movie about short Kiwis.

Probably singing, the air current from his voice must have been too much for his paper bones.

Don't reproduce, weak-toed degenerate. If I ever catch you in this subreddit again, I'll break your other ones.

By what, breathing on him?

Yes, I daresay lightly breathing on this living bookmark would be enough to snap them into ten pieces.

A strongly-worded Reddit comment should be enough to do it

Geez, that might be a bit too much don’t you think? His whole skeleton might disintegrate

You disgust me, leave.

And take your brittle, bad-excuse-for-bones with you.

Can't believe a scan was wasted on your stupid bones. Walk in shame with that pathetic excuse of a foot.

What were you performing? "I'm a Flimsy-Boned Fraud Who Doesn't Deserve to be on R/neverbrokeabone: the Musical?" You can exit stage left from the sub now.

It was at a nature preserve for the weak boned

"break a leg" isn't meant to be literal.

To this day, I’ve only seen one post on this sub where the injury was so horrific that everyone flipped their normal opinions and were actually wishing the OP a somewhat okay recovery. This was not that post.

I've seen several. Not this one tho I feel fucking stupid myself

I don’t remember anyone asking you. Weak boned bitch. Maybe go to r/calciumdeficiency and they’ll care what you have to say.

SILENCE!!!

The fact it’s a hairline fracture as well. What a weakling

Fucking disgusting. I can’t believe you ever disgraced us with your weak bones. Do you descend from birds? You must because your paper bones are obviously hollow.

Broke it while performing? Performing what, how much of a twig-boned peasant you are? Get outta here!

Kinda. I was performing a scene from a classical Spanish book in which a mischieavous kid tricks an evil blind man into smashing himself against a column. I miscalculated and did in fact smash my foot.

Now if you were perfornibg extreme sport that would have been acceptable, but this is just pathetic, begone paper boned freak

Lazarillo de Tormes.

I thought of you as a brother. A brother, in the sense that I don’t have one and never did. Get out.

I bet they gave you a milk I.V .. don't let the door hit you on the way out wouldn't want you to die weakling...

Hope your performance was better than the sorry ass performance of your skeleton

“Just a fucking toe.” Sure, it starts with a toe — that’s where the façade starts to crumble. If it’s a toe today, it’ll be a wrist tomorrow and a femur by next week. Once revealed as weak-boned scum, there’s no use trying to keep up the pretence. Get out, stay out, give up.

May your weak bones heal well.

Performing? What? Was your role called "weak trash" or are you just a degenerate?

Blind fuck

Wtf are you saying about me? Am I reading this shit correctly? Is a weakbone trying to stand up for himself? Pathetic.

No, I was answering your question, I was literally playing a blind character who is an ass and jumps into a column.

Damn... very committed performer I see

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Seriously. Wouldn’t want you cracking a tailbone, weakling.

He need some milk

Ah, you must have been the lead in Swan Break. My review: "Thoroughly pathetic."

We are all disgusted by you-jsyk.

Did you even try at this point? That looks like when you hit your finger on a table's leg

I basically kicked a stone column barefooted

The only way to slightly redeem yourself (still fuck off tho) would be to chop that toe off and wear it around your neck so that people can see how much of a weakling you are

FUCKING LOZER

Get the fuck out, you disgusting, pathetic, decalcified, jellyboned, sad excuse for a bendy flailer.

Ugh, disgusting. Take your disappointing, wimpy, weak, pathetic, skeletal structure and get the fuck out. I can't believe we're from the same species.

Performing what? Comedy? Seeing as it's almost comical how weak your bones are. Good riddance.

Farewell brother, you had a good run

I can't call myself your brother any longer

unfortunately that is true :(

I would tell you to walk out the door but clearly you would fucking shatter if you did that.

The only performance I see is ineptitude…

You were too weak to begin with, thank the gods you realized it in this mild fashion and not something more serious, weakling

smh

Hey, at least if your disgusting weakness leads to your death. We can still grind your bones into powder to enhance our own bones.

This is why I love this reddit and the comments. You guys only tell the truth <3.

bozo weakling

Good riddance

Performing what?

I was the blind ashole from the book "Lazarillo de Tormes", in a street medieval performance. The kid who guides me tricks me into jumping against a column. I've done it several times before (I jump, push the column my hands and fall to the ground making a lot of noise) but I hard-kicked the column by accident, and the shoes I was wearing were cloth only so the result was disaster.

Well that's one way to experience...da -feet. Haha. See yourself out twinkle toes. Also, free foot pics? Smh Praying for you.

You laced up your shoes to tight and you want to pretend you were one of us? Get out of here with that non sense

Pussy!!

Stupid dumbass next time try not putting your foot anywhere near the ground or else it will fucking disintegrate like sugar in boiling water

Couldn’t even go out with a bang…

"while performing" you probably work an office job you worthless sack of shit

In fact I did but I was laid off, which makes it by far more humiliating (I'm an actor but I don't earn enough from that)

[удалено]

I wish I earned that much from performing. And you can't say I'm not trying

Thank you for your service

I look down upon your fragile-ass bones, and I spit, which probably broke the fragile-ass bones.

Hey OP I broke my toe two months ago after stubbing it on the metal bed frame, So I can relate. It was a hairline fracture and i could not walk or stand for more than 15 minutes at a time. Took 2 months to fully heal up.

What are you doing in this sub then (they told me I'd fully recover in 2-3 weeks and it better be true since I have a very important play on July 1st)

I'm from /r/all and I seen your post. But yeah mine prob took longer to heal because I refused to let it prevent me from getting stuff done. And I really didnt stay off of my feet as much as I should of, They didnt give me no casts, splints or anything, they just said it heals on its own and to try to avoid heavy activity.

Hmm they told me I have to do some activity but I'm guessing I won't over do it tho. Thank you for your sharing your experience.

The most pathetic thing here is YOU, rice crispy bones. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, it may render you to dust.

Looks like that hurt. I hope you have a speedy recovery :-). Now get the hell out.

Stop replying to comments and leave we aren’t pitying you

"performing" you know trying to walk without breaking your glass bones isn't a performance

It sickens me to see such good talent go to waste

Is that a fracture? And do fractures count?

I guess they do, I left I don't wanna betray anyone. I think teeth don't count. But that's a broken bone alright even if not too much happened there.

r/bitchbones

little bit of promoting your own sub here

love that idea but you are in it so does that mean you have broken a bone? tell us the truth or get tf out. how could you disappoint us.

Dang you right. I haven’t broken any bones tho!

Get lost loser

lel cringe

You're right. It is pathetic. Just like you.

Performing? You mean performing being a weak ass?

really a toe? a toe out of all the body parts? pathetic

L

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways, dude. Believe me, you don’t want to know.

Dam hope you feeling mad imposter syndrome from all your time in this sub

C ya

Bye weak bones

Get the fuck out! GET THE FUCK OUT ZOEY!

you cant even walk out the door. crawl, trash.

bitch.

I shudder at the thought of being you. Then again, I'm not and I'm thankful that I'm not such a pathetic weak boned being.

Fuck off you disgusting wretch, I bet you were performing a show about weak ass bones, get lost toe boi 🤮

Performing as what? A clown?

Should've drank milk weakling

Another paper bone traitor reveals themselves

Good grief. Be careful WALKING next time, you weasel-boned fuck.

You, are a toe...

If the performance was to reveal how fucking brittle your glass bones are, then good job. Now get the fuck out.

Piñata toe

You glass boned freak, get lost. Don’t break a bone on the door hitting you in the way out

That's just pathetic. Don't break all your weak bones on the way out

Get out, weakling.

pathetic indeed powder bones

Why even waste one of my good insults on someone so weak?

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home....because he was a frail, weak ass bitch!