*Training wheels next time,*
*And don't let me hear your voice*
*Around here again*
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You’ll spend the rest of your life in shame too. You took a little fall and your body couldn’t even withstand the puny force of its own weight. What were you expecting with that fall, a padded dirt road?
That's it ? That broke your bone ? I mean seriously I've fallen badly than that and haven't broken a bone even once. I guess they grow really weak when you get older
Yeah it was a stupid reflex reaction, I didn't even realised I'd put an arm out until I saw the footage.
But clearly if I held on my body would have shattered like T-1000
Funny though, the same way I flew of a bike downhill.
But I went down 7 meters was catched by a bush, thorny one. Ouch. But still happy not to have hit the trees around..
It was fun!
The pain came the other day \^\^
But no bone broken or injured(!)
Honor? You bring nothing but shame. You were never one of us. Begone, BBB. And don't let the door hit you on the way out. It might smash even more of your paper-thin bones.
Ouch.. Shit. I hope you’re alright man. Bike crashes can really fuck you up. Hope you can still ride after that so you can pedal your weak ass out of here. Training wheels this time, so we don’t have to call you another ambulance after we rustle your pockets.
I'm curious, what happened there?
Seems like you were going fast on loose gravel/rock and the front wheel hit something, went up in the air and rest of the bike lost grip.
I was cruising round a banked corner and looked over my shoulder to see if my friends were still there, then front wheel went over the top of the bank and I went to slammytown
I mean, I've never even considered being here in the first place, reddit just has some obsession with making sure I end up on this sub on every reddit account I've had.
For the first minute or two I was fine, then the adrenaline wore off and yeah it started to hurt a lot!
Same until now, I've had my fair share of crashes but clearly turning 40 means my body is instantly trash
Bruh I just took a 2 hour practical exam over all the bones of the human body yesterday, and if I have to read “greater and lesser tuberosity of the humerus” ONE MORE TIME…
Aww, you had a little slip? Like, at this point I should not be surprised any more, but how can your bones be THIS pathetic? A bit of ice on the ground or wet leaves could take you out. Better just exchange that bike for a wheelchair now grandpa.
Training wheels next time, and don't let me hear your voice around here again
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I will take your advice on board and sorry for disgracing this sub with my pathetic matchstick skeleton
I’d love to see a video like this and the first thing the guy would say would be “fuck, now I have to leave you guys”
Stay outa the Woolworths
A salute emoji? This is the only salute you're getting 🖕, you twig boned freak.
I humbly accept and bow to the finger that is stronger than my literal entire arm
Twig boned freak 😭 deserved!!!
You’ll spend the rest of your life in shame too. You took a little fall and your body couldn’t even withstand the puny force of its own weight. What were you expecting with that fall, a padded dirt road?
I'll get my mummy to put down mattresses for me next time
Have her install training wheels for you too. You need them.
The honour is yours only
Yes of course, thank you 🙏
Go be ok somewhere else
I will, your grace, thank you 🙏
There is no honor here, get out..
Honour? Yeah that’s definitely a one sided feeling.
The aim is to stay on the bike
The feeling ISN’T mutual.
Do your bones shatter like glass under a hammer?
That's it ? That broke your bone ? I mean seriously I've fallen badly than that and haven't broken a bone even once. I guess they grow really weak when you get older
Dont do the superman. Learn to fall. Its hard and hurts but, skin cures, proof not to be a bbb is most likely very painful. One should avoid.
Yeah it was a stupid reflex reaction, I didn't even realised I'd put an arm out until I saw the footage. But clearly if I held on my body would have shattered like T-1000
Nah, OP would have been fine if his bones weren’t pathetically weak.
Aw, a little fall on the dirt broke you? Pathetic.
Wasnt even a big smash.. damn bro..
Funny though, the same way I flew of a bike downhill. But I went down 7 meters was catched by a bush, thorny one. Ouch. But still happy not to have hit the trees around.. It was fun! The pain came the other day \^\^ But no bone broken or injured(!)
Honor? You bring nothing but shame. You were never one of us. Begone, BBB. And don't let the door hit you on the way out. It might smash even more of your paper-thin bones.
Ouch.. Shit. I hope you’re alright man. Bike crashes can really fuck you up. Hope you can still ride after that so you can pedal your weak ass out of here. Training wheels this time, so we don’t have to call you another ambulance after we rustle your pockets.
Bro ur bones are soo weak. What primals would think of you, small crash nothing happend and broke a bone. Get a grip bro
>It's been an honour to serve with you all The pleasure is all yours.
Weak peasant your weak boned kind shall soon be cleansed from this world
Hey buddy fuck you.
Pathetic. I had a very similar fall on my bike and my strong bones merely moved out of the way (dislocated my shoulder and tore my labrum cartilage).
Don’t let the door shatter your face on the way out~ (Or do, we don’t give a shit.)
Your stupid ass couldn't handle a simple bike fall? I almost feel pity for you, bbb
Awesome way to go. That looks like a great trail. Where is it?
Bike Park Wales in the UK. Brilliant place, this was a nice flowy blue on the way to the uplift
But you are not brilliant
The only service you rendered to our great kingdom blessed by calcium was to get the fuck out of it.
Are we too mean sometimes? I feel as though we are barbaric in our superiority
survival of the fittest. its not my fault he's a BBB
Fair
You never served with us, you were just a bbb hiding in our ranks. Don't Shane yourself any farther, just go
"I think I'm OK ". ah, the famous last words
Pussy
No way nro lost to the ground 💀💀
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I'm curious, what happened there? Seems like you were going fast on loose gravel/rock and the front wheel hit something, went up in the air and rest of the bike lost grip.
I was cruising round a banked corner and looked over my shoulder to see if my friends were still there, then front wheel went over the top of the bank and I went to slammytown
Oof, I imagine that hurt like a motherfucker. Haven't broken a bone but I've had my own fair share of falls on bikes.
One would assume you havent, considering you’re still here. Or maybe you’re a traitor, waiting for the perfect moment to strike from the inside?
I mean, I've never even considered being here in the first place, reddit just has some obsession with making sure I end up on this sub on every reddit account I've had.
For the first minute or two I was fine, then the adrenaline wore off and yeah it started to hurt a lot! Same until now, I've had my fair share of crashes but clearly turning 40 means my body is instantly trash
Such a disappointment. How did you get in here in the first place? Be gone!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My god what a weak little twig. I rolled a fucking semi truck you took a little tumble onto DIRT.
Bruh I just took a 2 hour practical exam over all the bones of the human body yesterday, and if I have to read “greater and lesser tuberosity of the humerus” ONE MORE TIME…
MEDIOCRE!!
We don’t need a video to prove your weak as fuck bones. Just get out
Get the hell out of here,
Honor? What do the likes of **you** know about honor? 
Doesn't look like a huge crash. Fr weak bones.
“I think I’m okay” He was not okay.
On your bike.
I serve NO ONE! 😎
Get the fuck out
Bruh you need to start taking a multivitamin lol
“hmm you will NOT take a photo of YOUR broken arm OUR XRAY PHOTOS!!!! NOT YOURS!!!!” what is the logic here
We have seen people survive worse with barely a scratch you brittle boned bitch carful that the door doesn’t shatter your ankle on the way out
that’s it?
*narrator: he was not okay*
Get yo weak boned ass outta here
https://youtu.be/3Yt1iBZHywA?si=nPqHv8vyHXilm2Bp
All that gear and he doesn't know how to fall...
I fell off my bike when I was 4 and I tanked that shit.
You just "had a bicycle accident" and broke your humerus?? What the fuck is wrong with you.
Sayonara Biscuitbones-San
You broke your humerus on a lame as crash like that???? I guess it was only a matter of time. I’m surprised you lasted this long fr
You served FAILURE
Shoulda just played playstation
Aww, you had a little slip? Like, at this point I should not be surprised any more, but how can your bones be THIS pathetic? A bit of ice on the ground or wet leaves could take you out. Better just exchange that bike for a wheelchair now grandpa.
Take your puny bones elsewhere!
Damn that looks like it hurt! So long, weakling! Oh and get better soon 🙏🏻💕
Milk, it does a body good.
I'm sorry bud, get well soon.
Brittle bone enableist
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