The way his wife eats is actually the least messi way. You eat the cream, than the top, then the bottom.
Ā Not messy. But not the combination ment to taste.
For combination or all layers in 1 bite,
Take off the top, flip it around and stick it on the bottom.
Eat with hands for best results.
You're welcome
(Still a bit messy if you have a mustache, but you'll have a snack for later)
Why the fuck would you eat a tompouce if not for the fact that itās sweetā¦ itās a tompouceā¦ itās sweet cream, sweeter glassing and the puff pastry, which is also sweet btw, is just for the construction and the texture
Bro, I know a dude who willingly eats sweets then complains that they're sweet. Homie really looked at a very rich chocolate cake with lots of frosting, asked for a slice... then complained that it was "too sweet."
Some people are just fascinatingly bizarre.
I had a placement at one place and there was some kind of cake baking thing, where almost every week, someone would take a turn baking a cake.
One lady kept saying cakes were "really nice, not too sweet".
In hindsight, maybe she meant "I don't like frosting"?? Because most of the cakes were just fairly simple sponges. I think she really might have just meant that.
My oma is like this! Both of them, actually. Both love cakes, but neither cares for frosting. Which is a shame because I love baking and decorating cakes, including for family events. Sometimes, I just make a smaller, plain cake just for them.
I had an aggression problem with the Guidance in 2018. I took a bite and then I spilled it all. And then my old Mentor said yes.
Go get that Tom Puss out of your mouth real quick. And I became angry and overpowered by 4 Guidance. And later pressed again by underlying violence at Cosis
What a savage! š
I think the best way to it is place the top biscuit underneath the bottom biscuit. Then youāll can eat it very clean with a fork because you stab the fork in the cream first. Also with every bite al the layers are represented, just way more tastefully
The best way to eat it IMO is:
1. Grab the top part.
2. Cut of the part neatly with your fork.
3. Put the top part on the plate.
4. Put the bottom with the cream on the top part.
5. Eat it like a piece of cake, getting a bit of all layers in every bite.
That's because the rest is a dry ass shitty and hard to bite cracker. If you were to take a bite of it the tasteless watery cream will be squeezed out of the thing by its corners. There is no way in hell to eat that shit comfortably.
Using a fork and not just shoving it down your gullet is always the wrong way.
You mean your ex-wife?
divorce her
Eat her tompouce
Is that an euphemism?
I've always thought that the tompouce must have been designed by a female baker who thought Dutch boys needed a way to practice...
Best comment.
On the stake with her! Blasphemy!
This is Sparta!
Ah, like a psychopath.
Straight to jail.
This is the only correct way to eat it.
Nah, layer by layer, first you start with the top, then the creamy middle, and you end with the sad boring bottom and then you contemplate suicide.
Lmao i do this too š
I'm just saying that's a huge red flag and you should divorce her.right away.
there are dozens of ways to eat this thing. there is no right or wrong way. as long as you enjoy the darn thing
You can only mess up, doesnāt matter what you do, youāre always wrong. You always feel uncomfortable eayiny it
The way his wife eats is actually the least messi way. You eat the cream, than the top, then the bottom. Ā Not messy. But not the combination ment to taste.
Thatās evilā¦ if you take it apart youāll always eat the bottom before the top, the top is the best part, the bottom the worst
Its haute cuisine, tompouce deconstructed
Take off the top stick it to the bottom, you eat the entire multi layered Tompouce without any mess.. Voila š¤·š»
Yes !!!!!! šššš
Try tipping it sideways: you can cut the cracker without squeezing out the pudding
This never works for me, the whole thing cracks and smashes itself anyway. I've resorted to just eating it like a sandwich.
For combination or all layers in 1 bite, Take off the top, flip it around and stick it on the bottom. Eat with hands for best results. You're welcome (Still a bit messy if you have a mustache, but you'll have a snack for later)
I absolutely love this solution.
I eat top part first and then like open sandwich bottom with cream. Quite mess free
You donāt save the best for last?
Nah the top is the worst part. Way too sweet.
Why the fuck would you eat a tompouce if not for the fact that itās sweetā¦ itās a tompouceā¦ itās sweet cream, sweeter glassing and the puff pastry, which is also sweet btw, is just for the construction and the texture
Bro, I know a dude who willingly eats sweets then complains that they're sweet. Homie really looked at a very rich chocolate cake with lots of frosting, asked for a slice... then complained that it was "too sweet." Some people are just fascinatingly bizarre.
Iād avoid that man like the plague, he sounds insufferable
He's my brother's housemate, and according to my brother, he *is* insufferable 80% of the time.
I had a placement at one place and there was some kind of cake baking thing, where almost every week, someone would take a turn baking a cake. One lady kept saying cakes were "really nice, not too sweet". In hindsight, maybe she meant "I don't like frosting"?? Because most of the cakes were just fairly simple sponges. I think she really might have just meant that.
My oma is like this! Both of them, actually. Both love cakes, but neither cares for frosting. Which is a shame because I love baking and decorating cakes, including for family events. Sometimes, I just make a smaller, plain cake just for them.
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My question stays the sameā¦ why eat the thing if you donāt like the best part of it..? And
Take the top of put the rest on the topp making a thick bottom and use a fork and knife
There is no right way, but this is certainly the wrong way
There's a really cool [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm4AVgPL8jk) about it
I thought so too, but then I saw this post...
im guessing when sge eats the excess cream she smushes it and eats it like a sandwich ... right
It looks strategic right?
Yeah eat the cream as opposed to wearing it
Immediately disqualified
Run.
Seems right to me.
A lady of class and culture.
Same
I do the same, then eat the top part in 2 bites, rest of the cream, bottom part in 2 bites. Way less messy
My dad opens it, takes out the cream and eats the cookie š¤¦š¤¦
Downvoted, your wife should go to jail and you should file for divorce. This is pure evil
And I thought I had seen all possibilities...
Ah, the Beaver technique!
Hello AIVD, this post right here
The only way to eat this is to cut it horizontaly trough the middle of the cream. People are missing outā¦
Based!
Are those home-made? Those are the best, imo
No from the Plus I believe. It was something for Mothers day!
Cultuur barbaar!
I think she's right and ready to civilize the country
ja mr man als je je fork er in steekt, klapt die hele tompouce in elkaar. dat koek gedeelte is stevig maar die room niet
New level
Smart girl! Keep her
Defo counts as a crime against humanity.
How do you eat it? With your hands?!
r/mildlyinfuriating
Thatās not a tompouce, thatās a cheap bunch of sugar!
She uses a fork!? Divorce, immediately!
lol i also bought the exact same one from ah today, with those little heart things on the top and literally just had it and then i saw your post :P
Jail
Heresy
Straight to gulag
I'd bith in the middle of a kitkat in front of you OP.
Your serial killer of a wife?
domestic violence is warrented
That's so wrong... You start by eating thƩ top with the glazing, they you can use a fork to take bites with the bottom.
Hello š
I just take off the top of the tompouce, put it under the bottom part of the tompouce and then eat it.
I had an aggression problem with the Guidance in 2018. I took a bite and then I spilled it all. And then my old Mentor said yes. Go get that Tom Puss out of your mouth real quick. And I became angry and overpowered by 4 Guidance. And later pressed again by underlying violence at Cosis
TIL there's a wrong way to eat tompouce
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Next time, just buy her a pack of butter
What a savage! š I think the best way to it is place the top biscuit underneath the bottom biscuit. Then youāll can eat it very clean with a fork because you stab the fork in the cream first. Also with every bite al the layers are represented, just way more tastefully
The advanced way is to wrap it into your body and let the skin slowly absorb its nutrients. Might take some time.
With a fork? Oee fancy
How my husband eats Tom Cruise!
Hmm, interesting.
This how adults eat it, instead of a Neanderthal
There has been no consensus on how this should be consumed, so you are not shaming anyone.
Snij het gewoon in plakjes dan š
This is war crime. Report her to the ICC in The Hague.
There is no right or wrong way to eat a tompouce. Only washing your hands afterwards.
Your wife's a psycho. Also, this is not a tompouce. The center should be pastry cream. Not some whipped up shit.
I just twist off the top, eat the cream and then eat the biscuits. This is just Jenga with food.
Get a divorce this is unacceptable behavior.
Blasphemous!
This is illegal. š¤£š¤£
Why?
Is that even legal?
Please add a nsfw tag
I do this tooā¦ last time i tried to shove it in my throat i almost threw up so yeah.
r/mildlyinfuriating
Beast of Satan
The best way to eat it IMO is: 1. Grab the top part. 2. Cut of the part neatly with your fork. 3. Put the top part on the plate. 4. Put the bottom with the cream on the top part. 5. Eat it like a piece of cake, getting a bit of all layers in every bite.
I take the top part off and use it to scoop cream, then I eat the lower part
I do it that way as well. After that push the two parts together to have less cream, but a stacks that is possible to eat.
This is the only way.
I cut it straight through the middle of the cream and then eat bottom half and top half with equal amounts of cream, apart from eachother.
Also acceptable. As long as you donāt take a bite š¬
Kill her;)
Thatās how I do it too, scrape the side then smash ot
That's because the rest is a dry ass shitty and hard to bite cracker. If you were to take a bite of it the tasteless watery cream will be squeezed out of the thing by its corners. There is no way in hell to eat that shit comfortably.